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2025-07-14 15:30:53 CEST

>Horse gacha game drops
>Everyone except Halo is happy
>Suddenly Trump comes out and starts making it very clear him and everyone in his government rapes children
Clearly this is a calculated distraction from horse gacha and we should be very upset at Trump for trying to pull this right now instead of waiting for people to stop caring about the umas :jahy_disgust:

2025-07-11 06:09:19 CEST

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It's great: it has the plot of a normal shonenslop but it's spent at least 150 episodes not going the route of "haha and now the protagonist's abilities are all about how he was born."
He's going to be the king of the Wizards and he's going to do this by getting SWOLE AS FUCK and HITTING THEM ALL WITH A FUCKING SWORD it's great.

2025-07-08 22:09:52 CEST

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When you go talk to them, they are mean and bad people. They are about as dangerous as any other large organized group of mean and bad people.

2025-07-06 07:05:42 CEST

I'm wondering if it's illegal to pretend to be Indian for the sake of getting a tech job.

2025-06-30 22:56:09 CEST

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Yeah but I want to lose weight

2025-06-30 03:54:17 CEST

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One hour and 5 minutes from now.

2025-06-29 17:53:58 CEST

>Try to install Fedora 42
>It boots up ok the first ti me
>install nvidia drivers
>nvidia drivers install successfully
>reboot
>nvidia drivers actually installed but for some reason xorg is completely fucking broken
>retry this process
>xorg just always breaks upon the second boot no matter what I do, even without installing the fucking drivers
:mohuh:

2025-06-29 16:18:02 CEST

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Oh, you look like you came out of absolutely nowhere to vote for this guy. It's always great to see people on instances I've never heard of pop in, I'm glad to see you. :AYAYA:

2025-06-28 05:00:01 CEST

BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT FINALS
#FaggotTourney FINALS VOTING THREAD
Dear CHRIST what a final we have for you this weekend! Today's match is between two very, VERY special individuals:
First, in the GAY CORNER: NAS's own, the CREAMSISSY RAGING HOMER SENSUAL: @npub1urv…6kyv ! This man has spent much of the tournament COMPLETELY silent: a very wise strategy, but not enough to keep them out of the heat! They have spent YEARS posting absolute boomer cringe on NAS, getting into arguments with everyone and then running away like a pansy - and the first thing they do when they're exposed to the wider fediverse is to do the exact same thing to a handful of people who get around pretty well! Their next early mistake of launching dox threats earned them a COVETED spot on CMD's mutelist - the fact that the broader fediverse knew anything about this man propelled him past a highly competitive field: this man knocked out both Adam Curry - a man whose shitty behavior was foundational to NAS - and CSB - who is effectively a living meme at this point! Despite being able to contain himself through the center points of the tournament, he built up a huge pile of momentum: and now he's going back through the Tournament Organizer's year old posts - much like a jilted ex - to try to dig up anything to make CMD look like more of a clown than he already looks for hosting a faggot tournament! Needless to say, he wasn't successful.
echoteecat is out here campaigning HARD for this man: SiRrogueKnight has created weekly audio EAR RAPE for all of you to "enjoy," and he'd absolutely love for you to give it a listen!
Next, in the FAG CORNER: the VERMIN-FRUIT CUMFOAMER, Dancing Dicey - @npub13yz…savz ! Much unlike his opponent, Dicey has consistently put out amusing posts - most of them funny because they make him look like a complete faggot. Routinely sperging out in the voting threads, this man has properly campaigned for himself, launching multiple death threats at the tournament organizer and claiming that he could beat the shit out of 70% of everyone who votes. This man crashes out easy, he crashes out often, and it's always funny! Again, unlike his opponent, Dicey had a much easier bracket to fight against - with the exception of Maija, who honestly defeated themselves. Nevertheless, he has earned his position here in the finals of the faggot tournament.
Campaigning for Dicey to win is the usual dramafag crew: Owl, Sui, and friends. They have a giant pile of screencaps for you to enjoy, so give them a look and have a laugh at this guy's expense!
Attached is but a small sampling of what you can expect in this thread - vote for the person you want to see win, and absolutely come in and enjoy the fireworks that both sides of this fight have to offer! There's a beautiful sampling of music and art lined up for all of you, so please come in, and have a nice pile of fun laughing at these two gay men with the massive gay edge!
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2025-06-24 05:07:59 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Semifinals, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Based Lunatic vs. Tomato!
First, the Cum Foamer Dicey - aka Based Lunatic. They've propelled themselves past a couple of very competitive contestants due to how FUCKING MAD they get. Convinced they look like royalty, living off their pension and getting pissed about being asked why they don't have a job, and being VERY much in love with their mom...this person does *sober* what it takes a bottle of whiskey to get Jonny Fever to do. He started out this tournament somewhat unknown, but he's managed to topple the first seed, Maija, in what can only be described as...well honestly we just let him win that because we didn't want to see pedophile shit in the voting thread again.
Next, we have the 3rd seed - Tomato! This verminous fruit is absolutely dripping with LUST. Over anything - ANYTHING - with a hole. He's calmed down quite a bit this last year, but he has a past of chasing after trannies. Due to this, he has a reputation for grooming Paulo into trooning out. His repeated "tfw no X gf" posts are a hallmark on this side of fedi, and despite being somewhat liked he is still undeniably GAY.
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2025-06-19 22:33:22 CEST

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Zonk has taken the lead away from Ratposter in this match: Zonk is winning 17-15, after the dramafag council determined that they would in fact rather see an actual furry make it to quarterfinals instead of Ratposter!
It's looking like the gachimuchi posting will end early this year! Will last year's semifinalist get beaten before there's any chance for him to show off his true strength?

2025-06-19 04:36:06 CEST

>Interview today
"So CMD we would like you to use your computer vision skills to let ranchers know when cows are horny. This is important because we want them to fuck and make more cows."
:dead_inside: If I get this job I will know more about cow sex than human sex in a year.

2025-06-17 03:29:05 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 6 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Graf vs. Wiz!
:konata_cry: You guys are going to get me defederated from poast. Anyway, first is Graf, the guy who runs poast! Due to his control over the largest instance on this side of fedi, everything he does comes under...immense...scrutiny. He's been accused of everything under the sun: from running the "Poast Pedophile Network" to "Taking bribes to keep Judge Dread on his platform." He's one of the few people on Fedi with a dedicated hate-cult. Will Graf Derangement Syndrome push Graf all the way to the quarterfinals this year?
Next: Wiz! He's in this tournament to win it, and I'm not going to hype him up: he'll do it himself! Can the host of TheFediFiles make a case for being gayer than Graf?
Why did you unspoiler those screenshots marked NSFW? What were you expecting?
Starting this match an hour and a half early to keep Owl and NPC from doing their sperg-tier planning. Think fast!
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2025-06-14 05:16:42 CEST

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>implying this is as bad as it gets
:wojak_psycho: behold the cotton candy pizza
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/a4/41/3b/a4413b797bcd13eba139cc1c1a9e01e286761ddd825645d780d4b6b55d436c3a.jpg

2025-06-12 04:53:57 CEST

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It was something like "happy/jovial/etc."

2025-05-28 04:43:03 CEST

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And you had well over a month to ensure that he got it.

2025-05-28 04:35:42 CEST

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IIRC he was a one-nomination, he didn't get in.

2025-05-07 05:16:16 CEST

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I'm fucking TRYING and I'm complaining about FAILING. :angryglitch:

2025-05-07 05:15:07 CEST

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Yes it is. If it was easy then I'd succeed at it.

2025-05-07 05:09:28 CEST

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In addition to being a noticer I was also raised by Klansmen, Nazis, and the Aryan Brotherhood.
My life is so interwoven with this stuff that I cannot talk about my past without mentioning this stuff.

2025-05-07 04:20:13 CEST

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I have the "CMD's mother" complex clogging up my social filter and racist dogwhistles come out.
One of the paranoid people notices the dogwhistle.
Then it's over.

2025-05-07 04:16:35 CEST

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I just wanted friends :cryAqua:

2025-05-07 04:07:36 CEST

I may be blocked from normalfag ascension simply from being a noticer.
It is just true that knowing the ways of Judaism blocks you from talking to normalfags normally. It's just...impossible to hide. When they see that you notice, one of the people in the group turns their knife towards you. You can befriend individuals, but people meeting friends come in groups and it only takes a single blackball to get kicked out of a group.
I give up entirely. I do not know *what* I will do to find community, but I do know that I will not ever find it in normalfag circles. I will continue to search for friends, but I am forced to acknowledge that I do not belong in communities that accept normalfags.
I must remember the lesson of Uriel d'Acosta, and how his desperate attempts to integrate into a society which hates him resulted in his downfall.

2025-05-05 04:22:59 CEST

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I expect it too.
If you maintain the lead then it means that we probably get the type of final I prefer - something with people from two different instances. I'd like to see the CSB/Curry match in semis, rather than in finals, and that's what it looks like right now.

2025-05-05 04:14:21 CEST

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It's very narrow.
I suspect that there's a group of people who don't care to nominate people out of the blue, but who *do* want to have control over the bracket - so I'm anticipating a shake-up in the last days. Snekbro just outright asked if he can change his vote and didn't, so I'm pretty sure there's going to be a lot of last-minute changes from people like that who prioritize "seeing their favorite matchups" rather than "seeing their favorite contestant."

2025-05-05 04:00:33 CEST

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Current Standings:
9 Nominations:
Maija
8 Nominations:
CSB (NAS)
7 Nominations:
Adam Curry
6 Nominations:
Tomato
Jeff Cliff (SPW)
SirRogueKnight (NAS)
Ratposter (POAST)
5 Nominations:
Tony
4 Nominations:
Based Lunatic *
Wiz
3 Nominations:
nyanide (NYAN)
Graf (POAST)
Hachi (DRC)
PNS (NAS)
2 Nominations:
Meso
Doctoro (NCD)
Teto
gummynerds (NAS)
Stacksmash
Zonk (SPW)
Suiseiseki **
Andreas **
yukiame (NAS)
eriner (NAS)
Cosmic (NAS) +
Dutch
Xenophon (NCD)
Alex Gleason
LunaticLucidity (XFM)
jonny fever
jazzilla (NAS) +
1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered):
Salt (XFM)
Nyx (XFM)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line.
1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered):
Hyperhidrosis
Starprophet
AidanTTIerian (POAST)
Gimli (POAST)
Dushman
Pete
1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order):
mrman
zerg
BadFediPosts
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
Sun
Branman
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
HJ
Schlomo
NotAWeeb
BigMekgitt
LordMordred
Blitz (11112011)
dotnet
MrJ90
Sirpantangelini
msbellows
truthbait
VIPPER
waifu
chris
Monkey ***
Monkyyy ***
Dan Ramos
*Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
**Due to a clerical error, this person was not observed as having been nominated twice: their name occurred twice in the "1 nomination" list in earlier counts.
***Due to a clerical error, these two were treated as the same person.
+This denotes higher-nominated entrants who will be cut from the tournament due to rule 6.

2025-05-04 04:58:21 CEST

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For auditing purposes:
@[email protected] has nominated:
lunaticlucidity (from xenofem)
nyx (also xenofem)
RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare (NCD)

2025-05-04 04:34:47 CEST

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Yes, I agree that they're a great candidate - it'll be very easy to make the tagline for them.
That said, I'm bound by rules a little and must ask that you pick two more people you'd like to nominate. I can throw your nomination in the main thread for you, but it does need to be valid.

2025-05-04 04:26:37 CEST

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If you're going this route I recommend salt and maybe nyx or something from the same server

2025-05-04 04:26:10 CEST

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I need two more people for a valid nomination (The rule is exactly 3 people)

2025-05-04 04:18:10 CEST

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social.xenofem.me

2025-04-19 05:33:19 CEST

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I'd think you'd love it now knowing that "Death to Jews" has the same gematric value as "Miracles." The two phrases are magically connected at the core of their language. :smug1:

2025-04-19 05:30:57 CEST

Behold the magic which I have learned from my study of the Hebrew language and their esoteric ways.
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2025-04-17 06:18:56 CEST

This thread where @[email protected] talks to @[email protected] about the jewelry he found is very cool and I think everyone should read it. :konata_happy:
#note1zxe…x5vq

2025-04-15 23:58:34 CEST

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>filth is my life
Then fucking bathe

2025-04-15 23:46:42 CEST

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(If you're asking about my magical knowledge of semiprecious gems, I know less than the average wizard and would direct you to Mamako. If you're looking for places to resell these things, the occult communities tend to value them more than normal people.)

2025-04-15 23:44:43 CEST

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There *is* someone around here whose job is the purchase/sale of gemstones, but they're on poast and I've forgotten exactly who it is.

2025-04-15 23:43:37 CEST

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I know nothing of particular interest in gemstones. They're *usually* complete trash for use in serious optics due to minor changes causing major changes in their optical qualities.
The only exception I know of is the ruby laser.

2025-04-15 21:02:50 CEST

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>Not Israel
:jahy_disgust:

2025-04-15 17:47:51 CEST

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>Mods doxxed, proving some were federal agents
:mohuh: How the FUCK do they suck that bad at being feds?

2025-04-15 06:04:45 CEST

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cc @npub12wf…lhws Yeah I thought of you when I saw this and you know why.

2025-04-15 05:27:27 CEST

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watch Oreimo with your sister :gura_smug:

2025-04-15 03:02:50 CEST

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I mean I'm going to be around for the next few months, this is just me going "yeah if I vanish around that time, this is what happened."
But yeah I'm kind of in a bit of a *spot* here, I want out of it.

2025-04-15 02:39:34 CEST

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It will be some number of months, so I'll be around for some time.
I'm preparing properly and I have enough people around me that I'll be safe even if something blows in my mind. I have enough funds to last an extended period of time, so no matter what I will be materially safe.

2025-04-15 02:34:16 CEST

I am writing the following in the unlikely event that I do not return from the task which I am preparing to perform wholly intact. If I remain absent here for an extended period of time, I may well have succeeded at my task, but might have been overzealous in it, thus having developed severe amnesia which prevents my return. Those of you who are secular skeptics will find the following a great comedy, but I know that most of you here are not: so I think this will be taken seriously here.
I have described here before the horrors which my mother has inflicted upon me, and I have before mentioned that I have a lifelong struggle with PTSD. I have been open that I am on my third suicide attempt, and those of you who have read even parts of that know that this is a normal - even if unhealthy - reaction to the circumstances which I have been saddled with.
I have been relatively healthy, but I am relapsing. While I have all of my energy and emotional facilities remaining to me, I must take action before I become a suicidal mess once more. Keeping my exercise and healthy diet as habits is certainly slowing the degradation down, but these things are simply no match for the deeply ingrained pain that I feel when I am made to see women who vaguely resemble my mother. You all are aware that morbidly obese women mostly look and smell the same...and all morbidly obese white women look and smell like my mother.
Yes, I am outright saying that the sight of morbidly obese women is a PTSD trigger for me. Based and Redpilled. This post is only as much of a joke as my life is a joke.
Years of psychotherapy, SSRIs, and self-help books have done nothing. I have particular childhood memories of having my journal read by my mother - resulting in her taking my arm and burning it on the stovetop - that make me averse to working through these issues by that method. The prayers that have been made for me by members of the exoteric church have clearly done nothing. Meditation, exercise, and proper diet have done far more for me than any of the above...but clearly, it is not nearly enough.
Thus, I have turned to my priest. I should mention: I do not go to a regular church - I am Gnostic, and the church that I attend encourages the practice of the occult. Knowing the types of practices my priest personally engages in, I went to him to ask him for something that for him sounds quite simple, and to me - a relative dabbler - would be one of the greatest magical feats of all time.
I went to ask him if there was any magical practice that would remove a memory from my mind. He asked me why I wished to have this.
I described my mother to him. I described her in all the detail I could muster, and I described that she would force me to sleep in the same bed as her into my teenage years. I told him that I was made to watch porn on her lap as a punishment. I told him about the time I was punished with sleep deprivation. I told him all of it.
There is a real difference between the pain that it takes to write something and the pain that it takes to say it. I can write the things that I have written here with no issue, but my tongue struggles. I could not look him in the face while saying things. I stared at the floor.
I finished, and I looked at him. I have never seen a man so horrified. To put it in context, we believe that this Earth is hell. We take from many traditions, all of which hold that this place is not a good place and that we are being meaninglessly hurt here, in this torturous material hellscape.
This is a man who has dealt with the fallout of ritualistic rape victims. This is a man who has personally witnessed rituals involving the consumption of menstrual blood, and...he's horrified by a simple description of my mother.
:dead_inside:
He hugs me. He informs me that it is blatantly clear that my mother is effectively just permanently possessed by some demonic or archonic entity, and that I have suffered multiple, deep spiritual wounds that require ritualistic cleansing, which will be administered to me in the coming weeks as he goes to study exactly WHICH demons do...that.
Moreover, he pointed me to the magic which I have requested. Which I will be preparing over the next few weeks, and which over the next few *months* I'll be preparing counter-measures against "oh fuck I wiped way too much memory." (The faggot tourney will still run, there is no way for me to prepare these countermeasures in mere weeks - this is a very long-term plan.)
This is not a joke. I am very seriously making an attempt to eliminate my memories of my mother using magic. I have more hope in this than I would place in modern psychology. If I disappear *in August sometime* then know that this is what happened, and that I am likely much happier than I have been at any other point in my life.

2025-04-14 16:33:15 CEST

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They're on the list twice and I'm going to fix that next time I update, which will happen when more nominations filter in.

2025-04-14 16:27:41 CEST

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Yes, you see "BadFediPosts" like towards the bottom don't you?

2025-04-14 02:36:14 CEST

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Current standings:
8 Nominations:
Maija
6 Nominations:
Tomato
Jeff Cliff
5 Nominations:
Adam Curry
CSB
SirRogueKnight
4 Nominations:
Wiz
Ratposter
Tony
3 Nominations:
Based Lunatic *
nyanide (kirby)
Graf
2 Nominations:
Teto
Meso
Hachi
Stacksmash
Monkey
Dushman
Zonk
PNS
1 Nomination:
Salt
Starprophet
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Gimli
AidanTTIerian
Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
Sun
Doctoro
Branman
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
Alex Gleason
HJ
Schlomo
NotAWeeb
BigMekgitt
Suiseiseki
LordMordred
Andreas
Blitz (11112011)
Pete
Dutch
dotnet
zerg
Andreas
MrJ90
Sirpantangelini
Cosmic
truthbait
gummynerds
Suiseiseki
BadFediPosts
VIPPER
waifu
chris
jonny fever
*Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
First thread for auditing purposes: https://lab.nyanide.com/notice/AsvncDAzV3JyvnIqUC

2025-04-14 02:34:21 CEST

Nominations for the SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament are open! This is the second such thread, to facilitate loading. #FaggotTourney
Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the first day of Faggot Month!
The short explanation is: nominate EXACTLY three people for BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE!
The legalese follows:
Rules for nomination:
1) Reply to this thread with EXACTLY THREE (3) valid, different users on Fedi.
2) Each nomination carries equal weight: each nomination is exactly one nomination, no more or less.
3) Thirty-one (31) nominations will be taken.
4) People who are almost unanimously believed to be women are not eligible for nominations. Women cannot be faggots!
5) Nominees must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. Everyone else is not meaningfully on Fedi.
6) No more than 6 total entrants are allowed from any instance. If this rule causes there to be fewer than 31 entrants, then this number will increase.
7) Past winners may not be nominated. Instead, something special will happen with them at the end of the tournament! Right now, that means Judge Dread, and only Judge Dread!
8) The tournament organizer - CMD - cannot be nominated! Instead, CMD automatically takes the 32nd seed, and is a participant regardless of the outcome of nominations, due to the iron-clad internet rule of "OP is a faggot."
9) Users of any Pedi instance, regardless of whether or not they federate here, may not be nominated, nor may they nominate.
10) Nominees must have used their main fedi account at least once since February 2025.
11) Nominators must have held an account since February 2025 that federates with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital.
12) Any activity that appears to be a credible threat against any of the participants, nominees, nominators, or voters will result in CMD muting you - and as a consequence, you will not be able to participate in the tournament in any capacity except as a participant or nominee. Doxxing is such an activity.
Clarifications:
1) Rules apply to people, not accounts. If your home instance has blown up since February, but everyone knows who you are, then you're OK to nominate.
2) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 4 or 10, eligibility takes precedence.
3) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 5, 9 or 11, ineligibility takes precedence.
4) Regarding rule 10, the phrase "used their main fedi account" refers to any activity that is ever visible to at least one user on any instance that federates with either poa.st, NCD, or lab.nyanide.com. This excludes simple logins, but includes any post, like, repost, DM, or reaction that any individual claims to have seen.

2025-04-10 06:03:35 CEST

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Current Standings:
4 Nominations:
Maija
Tomato
3 Nominations:
Jeff Cliff
Wiz
2 Nominations:
Tony
Hachi
Stacksmash
1 Nomination:
Salt
StarProphet
Monkey
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Gimli
AidanTTIerian
Jeff (from mk.magicka.org)
Sun
doctoro
Dancing Dicey
Branman
Ratposter
Meso
Dushman
BasedLunatic
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
No question, this tournament *will* run with enough people. :konata_happy:

2025-04-08 04:35:41 CEST

Well, that's interesting: one event has marked off two squares on the bingo card.
1) Inflation has spiked up to 3% in January...which is a significant increase. Inflation is worsening. (https://san.com/cc/inflation-back-up-to-3-a-bad-sign-for-near-term-rate-cuts/)
2) NAEP scores - the best indicator we have of the overall skill of K-12 students - largely fell in reading. (https://www.edweek.org/leadership/reading-scores-fall-to-new-low-on-naep-fueled-by-declines-for-struggling-students/2025/01)
3) There have been at least 15 mass shootings in the US this year! Some of them are kind of pathetic, but if Randy Stair's failspree counts as a mass shooting then so do all of these. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2025)
4) DOGE has finally managed to break something important: everyone at the IMLS has been placed on administrative leave for 3 months, preventing them from distributing grants to public libraries! America's libraries and museums are in severe peril! (https://archive.is/sgbDQ)
5,6) The "Hands Off" "protest", demanding that DEI hired feds get to keep having their jobs, happened in the first week of April this year. The only people who benefit from this are DEI hires, and as such this is both a "Race Riot" and a "Major Feminist Backlash," given that this was a nationwide riot with about 1% of the American populace involved.
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/a6/e6/af/a6e6afa8e9a55f7efaf8403ea4d717f75a0621313cf1a366993138ea72042499.png

2025-04-03 02:50:54 CEST

I'm going to open up faggot tourney nominations once I get off my ass and do my taxes.
This thread is not me opening up those nominations, but me discussing what I'm thinking while being open to alterations.
I don't want to open them up without having the rules hammered out, and I haven't done that quite yet. However, I want the following things:
A) I want a field with enough fresh faces that it doesn't just feel like a do-over.
B) I want to get as many *places* represented as possible: I don't want everyone to be from poast/NCD/NAS.
C) I don't want to make any vote feel like a "moral" choice.
D) I want every element of this process to be immune to alt-flooding.
E) I want this to be an honest "this side of fedi" thing while still roping in as many people as possible.
I'm thinking I do this:
1) Total nomination count is 31 (with myself taking the 32nd seed). (A)
2) No more than 6 entrants are allowed from any instance. If this rule caps the number of entrants below 31, then this increases until there's enough people. (B)
3) The old "you must be an individual who has had an account on this side of fedi since February of this year" rule holds, with the addition that people who are *nominated* must have posted anything since then (so for example PonyPanda - who has been run off - is ineligible). (A,D,E)
4) The instance a participant/voter/nominator's main is on must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of the following: Poast, lab.nyanide.com, NCD. (E)
5) JudgeDread and CMD are specifically excluded from nomination. (Dread due to A, CMD due to automatically being entered)*.
6) Pedi users are excluded, regardless of any other criteria. This means anybody who has such an account, regardless of whether or not they have a clean alt. Such instances include those that lab.nyanide.com defederates from, but that list is not exhaustive. (C,E)
7) Everyone who nominates MUST nominate EXACTLY 3 DIFFERENT people - no more, no less. Each nomination carries equal weight. (A)
The only majorly different ones from last year are 2 and 7. I don't want poast to flood the field (it kinda did last year) so rule 2 is in play. I don't want NAS to come along and only nominate CSB (that's boring), so rule 7 is in play.
I'm asking for criticism and feedback before this gets set in stone.
*Hardcore Dread haters can expect a VERY SPECIAL treat at the end of the tournament as a concession. Stay tuned!

2025-04-02 16:01:30 CEST

>Daily pull of tarot card
>5 of pentacles... :gura_pain:
>REVERSED :ayaya_woke:
I SODL ALL AND PUT INTO REAL GOLD MONI
FUCK YEAH WE GOT THIS GOYS

2025-03-29 04:37:44 CET

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Wait, that's one of the lower anti-loli squares. Did you read the chart right?

2025-03-29 04:29:45 CET

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There you go. Enjoy taking one of the last gaps. :Salute:
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/b3/4e/3a/b34e3a30a6bb0c571e527fdb0aa9be578752edeaab94231f63868490d2588b7c.png

2025-03-29 04:20:31 CET

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The central grillersquares are all taken now. The neutral space is evaporating. :konata_happy:
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/8a/7b/cd/8a7bcdbe2cca62fba4e0e828ad2eef035e931ecf24ed450d048744a9c9a06b0d.png

2025-03-29 04:15:53 CET

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I'll give you the corresponding grillersquare of 6/6. :shrug:

2025-03-29 04:14:10 CET

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Column 6, Row 1 is taken - as are all the surrounding squares. Is there anywhere else you're OK being slotted into?

2025-03-28 22:32:45 CET

Pick your square, column then row. :gura_smug:
(1st column is the leftmost, 1st row is the topmost.)
The other thread is pushing 400, I'm quoasting here so I can load it. Again.
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/97/c2/91/97c291523ad2b6bfbaf26e06906645558e96225041f4a89bab00bba120732495.png
#note1te5…z959

2025-03-28 05:39:59 CET

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Some people - not me - browse fedi in public. It *can* open up a big can of worms.

2025-03-27 23:35:56 CET

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You're talking to bot, right? It shows you as following me here.

2025-03-27 23:33:54 CET

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Pansy
@npub1hqp…yy63 Hey bot, which square do you want? You can't take any square that's already taken.

2025-03-27 23:27:11 CET

Pick your square, column then row. :gura_smug:
(1st column is the leftmost, 1st row is the topmost.)
The other thread is filling up and there's no way I'm going to be able to open the damn thing if I leave it go without making a new one.
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/00/ff/1e/00ff1e79c2d6878c75d00ee32c24a221c9f1f31617c62c5ca04e2ebe3606559b.png

2025-03-27 23:15:51 CET

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cc @npub1lx4…n3vj The center 4 is almost fully filled in. :konata_happy:
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/77/73/6d/77736d086bb81c6a5da788155ee06f0bc51382065f5b93c6de1b018eff53c685.png

2025-03-27 06:35:55 CET

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I don't know why I missed this post, but I put you in the remaining center-red spot.
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/a5/0d/1c/a50d1c8ea498d55e8df3f70e056b5744b102a4a9ed3e37abacdb4c2ab458c7e5.png

2025-03-27 04:14:15 CET

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Shiiiit what do I use as your icon? You change your pfp like every time you change instances, which is every fucking month.

2025-03-27 03:58:09 CET

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https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/1a/d0/44/1ad044d92a057e116ba64b2387786a0a8648ca5727bb69ba4b4833bea61de542.png

2025-03-27 03:57:05 CET

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Probably rows 2-5, 2 being "really prefers loli" and 5 being "kinda slightly likes loli"

2025-03-27 03:51:26 CET

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Here ya go buddy
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/1a/61/07/1a610712f565d6fdf34ca07c70ebab1c5287b7e446bbc8adef19443bb847d790.png

2025-03-27 03:27:24 CET

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https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/b1/63/58/b163588f66e872b933e70ad0b7311514ff75099636c60672418a7d6b19fc9f96.png

2025-03-27 03:23:32 CET

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Image scientist indexes it like a matrix :shrug:
I'll fix it.

2025-03-27 03:20:58 CET

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First entry for rabid graf-hate
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/5a/67/20/5a672006af9a61bd87b6621959c18449a44a39c72822d67c4910ad6370e3e3b5.png

2025-03-27 03:04:03 CET

Pick your square, column then row. :gura_smug:
(Thanks to Griffith for putting the idea of this into my brain)
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/d8/90/c5/d890c56182ffbd41b6d64173b5eded4beea44ee01afe8470e1a20ba7f62fb236.png

2025-03-26 21:36:56 CET

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Ukraine has more or less been pushed out of Kursk. There is no hope of a comeback for Ukraine, Russia will claim victory.
This is obviously an extreme military failure.
Does this count as BOTH a US military failure *and* a 2025 event?

2025-03-25 04:07:18 CET

I'm looking for new hobbies. The rule of thumb is that you should have:
-An intellectual hobby (some sort of study, reading/board games)
-A creative hobby (some sort of craft, writing/woodworking)
-An exercise-based hobby (a sport)
The thing is that, despite my relative tolerance of most groups...I cannot tolerate jews, and they cannot tolerate me. Jews uniquely. When my jew-dar fails, the jew still manages to start hating me, and I start hating him - more than a few times I will only spot the kike after 10 or so interactions, simply because as a man I tend to not look at the face of the person I am interacting with closely at first.
I've been playing board games quite a bit, and they're something that kikes seem to love. I consistently wind up looking for group, and I wind up with some kike who I can't get along with about a month or two in who decides to rally against me.
I have absolutely no problems like this in any* spiritual practice I pursue, because there are no kikes there. I get along just fine with everyone who isn't a kike - the problem is that in a *group* of people, it's always the jew who starts problems with me.
Are there things that I can go do in town without having to put up with these people? I want friends, and my antisemitism is neither my entire personality nor something that I've groomed myself into - there's mutual hate there for some reason or another, and I was wondering what I could do to just not have to deal with them.
*(I will note that I went to a Freemasonry introduction - which is a spiritual practice which allows jews - and I felt a VERY STRONG spiritual knife pointed at me from someone. I did not identify the jew in the room, but magically sensed his presence somewhere.)

2025-03-21 22:14:08 CET

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:soy: "No I'm actually really good at this."
:chad0: "Yes I do suck at this thing I do for fun."

2025-03-21 21:41:51 CET

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2005-2008 Gabe actually looks...like a cartoon. Like a decent cartoon. Just regressing 2 decades would be a grand improvement over the absolute dogshit he puts out today.

2025-03-21 21:36:40 CET

>Decide to look at Penny Arcade for the first time in a decade or two
>see this
:aniwhat: How the FUCK do you get an art downgrade that ABSOLUTELY HORRID?
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/d3/b0/cc/d3b0cc74a87d0cd52a72e2dd997900734406120ab0ac8ebc363552f86c4aae06.png

2025-03-21 21:29:36 CET

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>5000 hours in League
>Only one character
>They think that you're such a legendary troll that you're dedicated to pumping out hour upon hour of playtime just to fuck with them
:guraKekw: Damn bro

2025-03-18 16:31:44 CET

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Hold on did this thread start out as an old-style argument between a relatively normal republican and a relatively normal democrat?
:kanna_inspect: This is like a living relic, it's so rare to see left and right wing people inhabit the same spaces on the internet nowadays.

2025-03-14 18:46:48 CET

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pheet uoh

2025-03-14 17:01:47 CET

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Out of print tarot decks definitely feel cool. I'm still on the noobish side so I just have my mini-Rider Waite. :konata_happy:
Still, I'm improving rapidly: I think the only person I saw improve faster than me is Cent.

2025-03-14 16:58:53 CET

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Entirely valid. I'm considering picking up a deck like this one of these days - breaking down the cards into their traditional components and learning them is definitely one of the steps into becoming a "good" tarot reader, even if it's not the biggest one.
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/5f/de/0c/5fde0ce5a44346d2407712b3d2728013580d7a44f2868e18deb4e5c5922ec68c.webp

2025-03-14 16:53:33 CET

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Oh nice nice.
I find it kinda strange how I spent a good amount of time doing daily draws without even learning what this card was. I spent like a year not knowing what the 6 of cups was. :jahy_derp:
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/67/44/f0/6744f0aa33671bd793c7ce51c5f39ab1b31b32b13e286bb5eed2c14913b5bcb5.jpg

2025-03-14 16:51:16 CET

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4 of Pentacles. You?

2025-03-14 16:47:35 CET

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Got another 3 or so weeks of it fam. :gura_pain:

2025-03-14 16:43:45 CET

>Pi day
>Start of Mercury Retrograde
>Also the day the US government is shutting down.
:konata_happy: fedfags gonna get rekt

2025-03-14 06:29:52 CET

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This was at a timestamp in one of the top comments.

2025-03-14 01:04:28 CET

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Tripcodes aren't secure. This is actually something that could be done.

2025-03-14 00:41:34 CET

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I mean the actual condition - which exists - is different from what you're saying. It's a lot closer to "an obsessive fear of being that type of evil," paired with "a compulsion to check that you aren't that evil."
The problem is not so much actual sufferers of this, but people who are going to claim to suffer from this to get an excuse for pedophilic behavior.

2025-03-14 00:23:34 CET

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I understand the logic, but I also step back and observe that there's no way to trust someone who comes to the conclusion.
Our psychologists are *not* able to separate out "fear of becoming a pedophile" and "actually being a pedophile" - certainly not in a clinical setting, and probably not ever.
I can imagine psychologists in another country making this distinction correctly, but a Western psychologist should simply abandon the task.

2025-03-14 00:13:12 CET

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It's a valid concern.
But it's also going to absolutely be used by pedophiles to justify hoarding :cp: .

2025-03-14 00:10:23 CET

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The list of supposed symptoms for "Pedophilia OCD," which is meant to be OCD related to a fear of becoming a pedophile.

2025-03-14 00:08:38 CET

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Maija, I understand how some of it might be malicious framing...
But I absolutely *do not* understand how "watching CP" can be treated as a reasonable symptom of OCD. This is something that should set off a BIG alarm bell in anyone's head.
https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/5d/7b/e4/5d7be40886a8c880f25d96f9a562062609d20629e6387abb5fcf6d73ed010e45.png

2025-03-12 00:40:15 CET

>Kirsche vid on Pedophilic OCD
>She shows pedophiles talking about how much they like rubbing baby nipples while saying that they get boners, and they call this OCD now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVsjUDVvxMM
:cirno_for_reals:

2025-03-11 21:51:09 CET

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I know more about Tarot cards than most people. Why do you ask?

2025-03-11 20:01:11 CET

After the most recent taste of "magic" that I have been made to taste, I have been reflecting upon some of what I've read - some of it being things you all have heard of.
A lot - not all, but a lot - of magic is "just stuff that worked for someone once." Magical creatures are often exaggerated depictions of real things. The one that is most memed is the vampire as the jew. People have pointed out before that the vampire's canonical weaknesses - sunlight and garlic - mirror real weaknesses of jews. I want to mention one of those.
The cross, held by a true believer in Christ. Jews recoil at symbols more often than most people - one notices that they recoil at the sight of the swastika, and that they instinctively spit upon Hadrian's wall. Obviously, the swastika meant nothing to them before Hitler, when the vampire was written.
Thus, I am led to ask: did our ancestors, in the past, use the cross to strike fear into the jew? Is this *why* vampires recoil upon sight of the cross?
It's an interesting thought. I'm inclined to go read up a little more, but if this is the case then I will be looking for a nice-sized wooden cross necklace to begin wearing more regularly than my current meek charm.

2025-03-11 04:40:55 CET

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you misspelled cum

2025-03-11 04:38:33 CET

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:thinky: she's fucking right

2025-03-11 04:35:08 CET

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Opposition theory is a little like Weber's law in the sense that it's taught and a lot of tools are based off of it, but nobody thinks it's actually what happens anymore.
It creates good rules of thumb that are very useful for interior design.