ceo_of_monoeye_dating

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2025-07-14 15:34:19 CEST

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:smug1: Yes make everyone see the very subtle hint that the Epstein shit happened right when Trump knew everyone would be more interested in horses than anything else.

2025-07-14 15:30:53 CEST

>Horse gacha game drops
>Everyone except Halo is happy
>Suddenly Trump comes out and starts making it very clear him and everyone in his government rapes children
Clearly this is a calculated distraction from horse gacha and we should be very upset at Trump for trying to pull this right now instead of waiting for people to stop caring about the umas :jahy_disgust:

2025-07-14 15:26:18 CEST

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2025-07-13 16:42:05 CEST

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In my view, "Monoeye" includes the gazer (left), "Cyclops" only includes girls who are (mostly) human but with only one eye.
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2025-07-11 06:09:19 CEST

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It's great: it has the plot of a normal shonenslop but it's spent at least 150 episodes not going the route of "haha and now the protagonist's abilities are all about how he was born."
He's going to be the king of the Wizards and he's going to do this by getting SWOLE AS FUCK and HITTING THEM ALL WITH A FUCKING SWORD it's great.

2025-07-11 05:43:01 CEST

>Watching Black Clover again
>More lesbians
>This time they're actual lesbians
>They literally start worshiping demons and get exiled for this
:kekw: how can the show be constantly based

2025-07-07 00:54:31 CEST

@[email protected] I do not wish to blow up your notifications randomly, but an issue has come up that deserves some attention.
This individual has spent the last week attempting - unsuccessfully - to identify me and a couple of other users from our posts and behaviors. This is because many of us called them a faggot over the internet. They seem to be doing this to be incendiary, but they are a South Korean journalist/professor by the name of Jesse Coy Nelson.
This individual should be treated as a threat, and people should be reminded to keep up opsec - mixing in truths with lies about their lives, so on and so forth.
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2025-07-06 07:05:42 CEST

I'm wondering if it's illegal to pretend to be Indian for the sake of getting a tech job.

2025-07-04 21:55:55 CEST

@npub1ywc…yltz @npub1evz…ycmv happy 4th of july
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2025-07-04 03:56:56 CEST

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>Hot Topic wiccans
:GuraGun2: Pieces of SHIT who think everything that uses candles and incense is automatically magic can FUCK RIGHT OFF of my culture.

2025-06-30 22:58:36 CEST

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I'm an American. If I buy a bag of sugar I'm just gonna eat the whole fucking thing.

2025-06-30 22:56:09 CEST

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Yeah but I want to lose weight

2025-06-30 22:51:02 CEST

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But that adds calories to the coffee and to the lemon.

2025-06-30 17:25:01 CEST

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Coffee is bitter, lemons are acidic.
If you put lemon juice in coffee the coffee becomes less bitter.
If you take a lemon wedge and put it in your espresso, the espresso becomes less bitter and the lemon wedge becomes less acidic.
It's good.

2025-06-30 07:00:10 CEST

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*now* it has been 40 minutes, Dicey wins.

2025-06-30 06:55:15 CEST

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:shrug: Next time around there'll be a 300 page rulebook that dictates exactly how ties are broken, complete with astrological charts.

2025-06-30 06:17:53 CEST

@npub13yz…savz @npub1urv…6kyv This match is a 60-60 tie.
Normally, the tournament organizer breaks ties. This will satisfy nobody.
Anything that doesn't look like a genuine democratic process will satisfy nobody.
Most votes in this thread by midnight wins. You have 40 minutes.
#faggottourney
#note1cvp…85ze

2025-06-30 03:54:17 CEST

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One hour and 5 minutes from now.

2025-06-30 01:18:41 CEST

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this fucking thread here

2025-06-29 23:11:58 CEST

@npub13yz…savz @npub1urv…6kyv My friends this tournament has 6 hours left...and SiRrogueKnight has been winning this tournament since close to the start, maintaining a consistent lead of between 5 and 10 votes.
Currently the score is 52-44 - which is not insurmountable by any means! However, despite the consistent efforts of Sui/Owl to push for Dicey, SiRrogueKnight himself has spent the last two days CRASHING THE ACTUAL FUCK OUT, undermining their efforts! Can Sui scrape up votes for Dicey to keep a win out of the hands of NAS, or will SRK maintain his lead?
#note1cvp…85ze

2025-06-29 22:49:42 CEST

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they're really good soaked in coffee

2025-06-29 21:25:36 CEST

Hey @npub1gx2…4lmh has SRK ever gotten this mad before?
He's been mad for two days straight it's fucking nuts.

2025-06-29 20:07:26 CEST

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You do have to actually say that you're voting for someone though.

2025-06-29 17:53:58 CEST

>Try to install Fedora 42
>It boots up ok the first ti me
>install nvidia drivers
>nvidia drivers install successfully
>reboot
>nvidia drivers actually installed but for some reason xorg is completely fucking broken
>retry this process
>xorg just always breaks upon the second boot no matter what I do, even without installing the fucking drivers
:mohuh:

2025-06-29 16:18:02 CEST

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Oh, you look like you came out of absolutely nowhere to vote for this guy. It's always great to see people on instances I've never heard of pop in, I'm glad to see you. :AYAYA:

2025-06-28 19:55:34 CEST

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Well, double-check with NAS people to make sure that the information you're sending them is correct. He was pestering me in DMs too but they were bland enough I didn't bother to look at them.
I would not perceive what he sent me as a threat but not having seen what he sent you, I'd say it's possible.
Stay safe in this regard.

2025-06-28 19:50:24 CEST

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Oh shit wait Korean laws on cyberbullying are actually very strict and SRK's identity is known. Oh fuck his behavior might actually be illegal in South Korea, I didn't think about that.

2025-06-28 19:48:40 CEST

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:aniwhat: Wait did SRK actually do something bad enough to get you to file a police report?

2025-06-28 06:19:00 CEST

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Vote counted for Dicey.

2025-06-28 05:00:01 CEST

BIGGEST FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE TOURNAMENT FINALS
#FaggotTourney FINALS VOTING THREAD
Dear CHRIST what a final we have for you this weekend! Today's match is between two very, VERY special individuals:
First, in the GAY CORNER: NAS's own, the CREAMSISSY RAGING HOMER SENSUAL: @npub1urv…6kyv ! This man has spent much of the tournament COMPLETELY silent: a very wise strategy, but not enough to keep them out of the heat! They have spent YEARS posting absolute boomer cringe on NAS, getting into arguments with everyone and then running away like a pansy - and the first thing they do when they're exposed to the wider fediverse is to do the exact same thing to a handful of people who get around pretty well! Their next early mistake of launching dox threats earned them a COVETED spot on CMD's mutelist - the fact that the broader fediverse knew anything about this man propelled him past a highly competitive field: this man knocked out both Adam Curry - a man whose shitty behavior was foundational to NAS - and CSB - who is effectively a living meme at this point! Despite being able to contain himself through the center points of the tournament, he built up a huge pile of momentum: and now he's going back through the Tournament Organizer's year old posts - much like a jilted ex - to try to dig up anything to make CMD look like more of a clown than he already looks for hosting a faggot tournament! Needless to say, he wasn't successful.
echoteecat is out here campaigning HARD for this man: SiRrogueKnight has created weekly audio EAR RAPE for all of you to "enjoy," and he'd absolutely love for you to give it a listen!
Next, in the FAG CORNER: the VERMIN-FRUIT CUMFOAMER, Dancing Dicey - @npub13yz…savz ! Much unlike his opponent, Dicey has consistently put out amusing posts - most of them funny because they make him look like a complete faggot. Routinely sperging out in the voting threads, this man has properly campaigned for himself, launching multiple death threats at the tournament organizer and claiming that he could beat the shit out of 70% of everyone who votes. This man crashes out easy, he crashes out often, and it's always funny! Again, unlike his opponent, Dicey had a much easier bracket to fight against - with the exception of Maija, who honestly defeated themselves. Nevertheless, he has earned his position here in the finals of the faggot tournament.
Campaigning for Dicey to win is the usual dramafag crew: Owl, Sui, and friends. They have a giant pile of screencaps for you to enjoy, so give them a look and have a laugh at this guy's expense!
Attached is but a small sampling of what you can expect in this thread - vote for the person you want to see win, and absolutely come in and enjoy the fireworks that both sides of this fight have to offer! There's a beautiful sampling of music and art lined up for all of you, so please come in, and have a nice pile of fun laughing at these two gay men with the massive gay edge!
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2025-06-26 06:05:02 CEST

FINALS #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD (DO NOT VOTE HERE):
The bracket has completely distended itself to accommodate the SHEER HOMOSEXUALITY of the TWO FINALISTS:
The VERMIN-FRUIT CUMFOAMER: BASED LUNATIC, AKA DANCING DICEY! That's @npub13yz…savz
and...
The CREAMSISSY RAGING HOMER SENSUAL, SIRROGUEKNIGHT - @npub1urv…6kyv - who has blessed us with a WONDERFUL song celebrating his COMPLETE AND TOTAL VICTORY over JEFFERY CLIFFORD and THE VAXX GANG.
The finals will be held starting on the 27th of June, 10PM Central Time. Finals will run for EXACTLY 48 hours afterwards. This match will go until the very end no matter how wide of a margin one entrant has over the other.
Match results: If it wasn't clear, SRK beat Jeff 40-25.
Notes:
If things go wrong, then the tournament will continue at @[email protected].
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
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2025-06-26 04:36:51 CEST

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I'm pretty sure that I'm staring at a second rot.gives every time I look at it. This is essentially my nightmare.

2025-06-26 04:33:07 CEST

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I think the people over there are more than a little concerning. Don't let yourself get whipped up into something too bad.

2025-06-26 04:20:12 CEST

@npub10yd…uu9g wait is this actually you protoss/cyrillic/etc.?

2025-06-26 01:54:07 CEST

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38-19 and 14-15 now actually, because binkle showed up and voted for jeff.

2025-06-25 04:48:09 CEST

Semifinals #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD (DO NOT VOTE HERE):
:aniwhat: It looks like the bracket expanded so that it can accommodate all of the faggotry that's taken place this tournament! What an absolute SHOCK!
Anyway, today's match is Jeff vs. SRK. It's been up for a little and it looks almost unanimous for SRK rn so like whatever.
Match result:
Dicey beat Tomato in a truly uneventful match, 29-19.
Notes:
@[email protected] has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.
If things go wrong, then the tournament will continue at @[email protected].
The schedule:
June 27th, 28th: Finals (48 hour poll)
Polls will open at approximately 10PM CST the day it's listed. Matches typically run for 24 hours - but CMD may close the matches a little earlier in the event of an overwhelming victory!
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
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2025-06-25 04:17:51 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Semifinals, Match 2 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Jeff Cliff vs. SiRrogueKnight!
First, the Creamsissy Jeff Cliff! WHY is this man here? It looks like his matchups were...Andreas, Jonny Fever, and "vote for me and I'll post myself crossdressing."
Well. Anyway, this man just DELIGHTS in having a BIG STRONG DOCTOR fill him up with a HOT CREAMY LOAD of vaccine, and he wants to make sure all of you feel that same ECSTATIC BLISS of being protected from COVID!
Next, the Raging Homer Sensual SiRrogueKnight!
Wait, that's not CSB. Wait, that's not Adam Curry. Wait...this man beat BOTH of those? That's right, this man threatening to dox and stalk people has thrust him all the way to semifinals. So far, he's the only contestant who is muted by me - he's facing a ban from NAS after this tournament, and if there's any justice then that'll stick and nobody will have to be subjected to his ABSOLUTE FUCKING EARRAPE after this.
I'm posting this an hour early so I can go shower. Treat it like extra voting time.
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2025-06-24 05:07:59 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Semifinals, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Based Lunatic vs. Tomato!
First, the Cum Foamer Dicey - aka Based Lunatic. They've propelled themselves past a couple of very competitive contestants due to how FUCKING MAD they get. Convinced they look like royalty, living off their pension and getting pissed about being asked why they don't have a job, and being VERY much in love with their mom...this person does *sober* what it takes a bottle of whiskey to get Jonny Fever to do. He started out this tournament somewhat unknown, but he's managed to topple the first seed, Maija, in what can only be described as...well honestly we just let him win that because we didn't want to see pedophile shit in the voting thread again.
Next, we have the 3rd seed - Tomato! This verminous fruit is absolutely dripping with LUST. Over anything - ANYTHING - with a hole. He's calmed down quite a bit this last year, but he has a past of chasing after trannies. Due to this, he has a reputation for grooming Paulo into trooning out. His repeated "tfw no X gf" posts are a hallmark on this side of fedi, and despite being somewhat liked he is still undeniably GAY.
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2025-06-24 03:09:51 CEST

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I am *not* wearing regular swim trunks.
Look at this fucking bullshit. When this gets wet it's basically torture, this is true for every man everywhere.
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2025-06-24 00:14:34 CEST

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Normal swimtrunks have that fucking mesh which is basically a cheese grater. Fuck that.

2025-06-24 00:08:24 CEST

OK guys I have lost enough weight that I feel kinda OK going to the pool to do laps.
What wear?
A) Comfy but very gay
B) Uncomfy but straight
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2025-06-23 20:31:35 CEST

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If the guy is actually just like sick or got hit by a bus then a quick "hey some guys from Fedi were worried about you and they noticed you were gone" would be a nice thing to have in a hospital bed.

2025-06-23 20:23:09 CEST

Hey @[email protected] , there's a matter I wanted to call to your attention. This was pointed out to me by people who don't interact with you guys.
The user [email protected] - who was a normal and active poster who was kind of in your clique - has not posted for nearly two weeks. This coincides with the start of the Iran/Israel conflict, and this is highly suspicious.
I want it to be clear that I think that - despite any disagreements - we have fundamentally similar goals and ideals. I think you and your group are the ones who would benefit from this observation the most, and it should be given to you.
I hope that you accept this message not as an accusation, but as both a warning about a potential threat to you and as a token of good will from those of us who regularly infight with you.

2025-06-23 04:57:16 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Quarterfinals, Match 4 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Tomato vs. Zonk!
First, we have the 3rd seed - Tomato! This fruit is absolutely dripping with LUST. Over anything - ANYTHING - with a hole. He's calmed down quite a bit this last year, but he has a past of chasing after trannies. Due to this, he has a reputation for grooming Paulo into trooning out. His repeated "tfw no X gf" posts are a hallmark on this side of fedi, and despite being somewhat liked he is still undeniably GAY.
Next, we have Zonk: an actual fucking furfag! Normally this filthy vermin would've been of almost no note, but "oh wait we have a furry here" has managed to result in the beloved past semifinalist - Ratposter - getting knocked out relatively early!
Which is more gay: trannies or furries?
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2025-06-20 20:24:48 CEST

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GnosticsCreed()
GnosticsPrayer()
for i in [0,3]:
HailSophia()
for i in [0,5]:
GloriaPatri()
AnnounceGnosticMystery(i)
GnosticsPrayer()
ReciteGnosticMystery(i)
for i in [0,10]:
HailSophia()
ClosingPrayer()

2025-06-20 04:59:57 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Quarterfinals, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Maija vs. Based Lunatic
Today is the start of quarterfinals: and this is a match that people have been looking forward to since the start of the bracket!
First, the Foamer: Maija! This is the top seed this year, and still the favorite to win. Their list of crimes follows:
1) Getting kicked off of ALMOST EVERY instance they've been on for talking with pedophiles and zoophiles.
2) Masturbating with roadkill shoved in their ass.
3) Flirting with the tournament organizer.
4) Being partially responsible for grooming Paulo into trannydom.
5) Wanting to fuck trains.
They're widely believed to be an actual trannypedo - Snacks, Mint, and Pernia have their knives out for this person, and BOY are those things sharp.
Next, Cum Dicey - aka Based Lunatic. They've propelled themselves past a couple of very competitive contestants due to how FUCKING MAD they get. Convinced they look like royalty, living off their pension and getting pissed about being asked why they don't have a job, and being VERY much in love with their mom...this person does *sober* what it takes a bottle of whiskey to get Jonny Fever to do. He started out this tournament somewhat unknown, but his escapades have made him competitive with Maija.
Just fight him, bro. IRL I mean. Totally.
Maija has a history of losing in the Quarterfinals to very strong competitors. Will Maija push through this year, or will Based Lunatic come out of nowhere to defeat the top seed of this tournament?
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2025-06-20 02:10:03 CEST

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Distinguish cows which were ready for breeding from cows which weren't.

2025-06-20 01:44:36 CEST

Job interview today:
"Hello I am here for the interview to do Computer Vision on the cows. :AYAYA:"
"YES SAAR WE LOVE COWS HERE AND WE TAKE PICTURES OF THE COWS SAAR. :indian_chad: "
"Can you tell me about the company culture? :AYAYA: "
"WE LOVE COWS AND WE DO DEVELOPMENT AND WE LOVE SEEING THE COWS IN PERSON. WE HAVE MANY COW LOVERS HERE SAAR AND WE TAKE LOTS OF COMPANY TIME TO GO APPRECIATE THE COWS IN PERSON SAAR :indian_chad: "
"I...see. What types of people would I be working with here?"
"MANY ML EXPERTS FROM INDIA SAAR. :indian_chad: "
"..."
"ALSO I SEE YOUR PRETTY WHITE SKIN VERY PRETTY SAAR. :indian_chad: "
:dead_inside: This company is a VC-backed excuse for jeets to do unholy things to cows.
This isn't even the worst interview I've ever had, but this is like top 5 bad interviews. Honestly the ones which go "and we will put a bullet in you if you fuck up" are better than this.

2025-06-19 04:57:49 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 8 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Zonk vs. Ratposter!
First, Zonk: He's a furfag, and he posts gay shit. As you can see, his fursona is a rat.
Next, Ratposter. You love him and he wants to win. He also posts rats, and his persona is gay (Aniki).
It's time for your first real match, Ratposter. You barely beat Xenophon, are you sure you're quarterfinal material this year? :gura_smug:
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2025-06-19 04:36:06 CEST

>Interview today
"So CMD we would like you to use your computer vision skills to let ranchers know when cows are horny. This is important because we want them to fuck and make more cows."
:dead_inside: If I get this job I will know more about cow sex than human sex in a year.

2025-06-19 00:34:28 CEST

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A little over 2 years now, which I think is about average for a tech job.
Applying for new jobs and getting interviews, but honestly a couple months of not pretending to give a shit about work sounds great.

2025-06-19 00:32:41 CEST

Actually looking forward to being unemployed what the fuck :asui_what:

2025-06-17 03:29:05 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 6 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Graf vs. Wiz!
:konata_cry: You guys are going to get me defederated from poast. Anyway, first is Graf, the guy who runs poast! Due to his control over the largest instance on this side of fedi, everything he does comes under...immense...scrutiny. He's been accused of everything under the sun: from running the "Poast Pedophile Network" to "Taking bribes to keep Judge Dread on his platform." He's one of the few people on Fedi with a dedicated hate-cult. Will Graf Derangement Syndrome push Graf all the way to the quarterfinals this year?
Next: Wiz! He's in this tournament to win it, and I'm not going to hype him up: he'll do it himself! Can the host of TheFediFiles make a case for being gayer than Graf?
Why did you unspoiler those screenshots marked NSFW? What were you expecting?
Starting this match an hour and a half early to keep Owl and NPC from doing their sperg-tier planning. Think fast!
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2025-06-16 04:53:50 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 5 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever!
Today's match is between KING VAXX and KING BOOZE!
First up is Jeff Cliff: a man who *really* likes having other men inject fluids into him. That's right, he *really* wants you to get those COVID vaccines. All of them. Every last one of them. Otherwise, he's known for trying to talk to people on Mastodon - and not getting any response, because Mastoniggers absolutely refuse to talk to anyone outside of their bubble! If he has any suspicion that you know something of value, he'll tag you in a thread with them. Otherwise, he's one of the nicer people on Fedi.
Next: Jonny Fever, the most *fucking drunk* person on Fedi! He's known for making videos of himself where he calls you a fag and launches death threats at you. He says that he wants to fuck CMD's mother - and everyone around here knows what UNGODLY HORRORS that would entrail. Will he jump into the thread and have a lengthy drunken fight with everyone, or will he calm down enough to fly under the radar?
Shouldn't there be screencaps of them having cringe moments in the thread to start? The OP weirdly doesn't have any - nobody decided they hated either of these two contestants enough to throw any at me, and I couldn't find anything too terrible going back only a day! :jahy_gah: Enjoy a slightly bland match today!

2025-06-15 03:16:48 CEST

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It's not particularly odd that his lead is narrowing as he faces tougher opponents.
Hachi is a genuine pest who is known around here. PNS is effectively nobody.

2025-06-14 05:16:42 CEST

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>implying this is as bad as it gets
:wojak_psycho: behold the cotton candy pizza
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2025-06-14 05:00:00 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 3 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) (VOTE HERE BY REPLYING):
CSB vs. Hachi!
First, we have CSB - last year's semifinalist, and one of the top four seeds this year! His list of crimes is extensive - they range from bribery and badgering people in DMs to whining and - most heinously - lockfaggotry! Just like Dicey, they're trying to turn over a bit of a new leaf - CSB has recently left NAS in an attempt to distance himself from his, and he's adamant that he's not part of NAS anymore. Moreover, for the past year he *has* played relatively nice with people away from there: has this past year of building up good will done any good for him, or will NAS show up for their favorite punching bag?
Next is Hachi - one of Detroit Riot City's finest trolls! Hachi is the oddball in this quarter of the bracket - they're an outsider in the NAS quarter of the bracket - but they struck hard in the first round: they knocked out one of NAS's own. Hachi puts on a show about being a giant raging tranny - or at least, the tournament organizer *thinks* it's an act - and they will absolutely throw 100 react emojis at you for disagreeing with tranny-leftism. They've recently taken to adding #faggottourney to the list of the hashtags they use to spam: a truly competitive move, and one that's going to piss off everyone using that hashtag.
The following people are on my mute list, and thus ineligible to vote:
@[email protected]
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2025-06-14 04:54:09 CEST

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There's also tomatoes and thousand island dressing.

2025-06-14 04:51:44 CEST

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why hello let me introduce you to things you may not have considered.
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2025-06-13 03:11:36 CEST

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THE HAPPENING HAS BEGUN

2025-06-12 16:54:18 CEST

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That was a *very* short-lived lead by Kirby. Maija is winning this, 18-5. It looks like Kirby's detractors are going the *very* interesting route of... :02_learn: ...accusing him of running the widely beloved, always funny, and totally based BadFediPosts account, which has only posted pedophiles *sometimes*. :smug1:
What an interesting strategy from the underdog!

2025-06-12 04:53:57 CEST

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It was something like "happy/jovial/etc."

2025-06-12 04:50:08 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 2, Match 1 VOTING THREAD ( #faggottourney ) :
Maija vs. Kirby!
Maija, *please* stop flirting with the tournament organizer! :notlikemiya: Anyway, this is the notorious Maija - known for talking with pedophiles, masturbating with dead racoons up their ass, grooming (attempted and successful) and getting off to the choo choo trains!
Anyway, Maija's up. And their opponent is the admin of this instance - Kirby! They're mostly in this tournament for a nice little bit of a laugh, but they managed to - just barely - beat the admin of social.xenofem.me, Nyx! Truly a formidable force for Maija to go up against.
The following people are on my mute list, and thus ineligible to vote:
@[email protected]
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2025-06-10 05:03:25 CEST

First Round #FaggotTourney ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD:
Suiseiseki beat Gleason 31-19. This match was close until later in the day, when Suiseiseki's hate club burst through for a win for him.
Today's match is very much a snoozer - Zonk vs. d0c. We have an unironic furfag going up against a regular troll. This is the first matchup we've had where the two participants aren't really culturally similar at all...so I don't have a read on this match. :shrug: What happens happens.
Notes:
@[email protected] has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.
The schedule:
June 10th: Ratposter vs. Xenophon.
June 11th: Maija vs. Kirby.
June 12th: Based Lunatic vs. Tony
June 13th: CSB vs. Hachi.
June 14th: SiRrogueKnight vs. Adam Curry
June 15th: Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever
June 16th: Graf vs. Wiz
June 17th: Tomato vs. Suiseiseki
June 18th: TBD
June 19th: Quarterfinals 1
June 20th: Quarterfinals 2
June 21st: Quarterfinals 3
June 22nd: Quarterfinals 4
June 23rd: Semifinals 1
June 24th: Semifinals 2
June 27th, 28th: Finals (48 hour poll)
Polls will open at approximately 10PM CST the day it's listed. Matches typically run for 24 hours - but CMD may close the matches a little earlier in the event of an overwhelming victory!
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.

2025-06-08 17:18:10 CEST

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Last night's dream was just better, I dreamt that there were jews and I was punching them and grabbing them and throwing them on the ground and kicking them.

2025-06-08 17:16:24 CEST

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I had a nightmare where I sexed Maija the other night. :mokouDead:

2025-06-07 06:56:41 CEST

The first round of the #FaggotTourney is underway! We have our first unscheduled late start, due to the tournament organizer deciding that attempts to have sex with witches was more important than the internet! (Attempt not successful :konata_cry:)
Today's match is Wiz vs. Teto - a match that Wiz has been excitedly been preparing for, convinced that he's going to blow Teto out of the water! Teto, on the other hand, has been preparing by complaining about being in the tournament! This is going to be an interesting match between a host of a podcast and one of his guests!
In a not-particularly-close match, Graf beat Trevor 28-15! Graf Derangement Syndrome appears to be going strong, and a collection of people who have genuine beef with Graf came out in large numbers. It looks like MrJ90 does *not* have the gay eye, and Trevor is claiming election rigging over not being gay enough to defeat Graf.
Outside of results:
@[email protected] has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.
The schedule:
June 6th: Wiz vs. Teto
June 7th: Tomato vs. Meso.
June 8th: Suiseiseki vs. Gleason.
June 9th: Zonk vs. d0c.
June 10th: Ratposter vs. Xenophon.
June 11th: Maija vs. Kirby.
June 12th: Based Lunatic vs. Tony
June 13th: CSB vs. Hachi.
June 14th: SiRrogueKnight vs. Adam Curry
June 15th: Jeff Cliff vs. Jonny Fever
June 16th: Graf vs. ?
June 17th: TBD
June 18th: TBD
June 19th: Quarterfinals 1
June 20th: Quarterfinals 2
June 21st: Quarterfinals 3
June 22nd: Quarterfinals 4
June 23rd: Semifinals 1
June 24th: Semifinals 2
June 27th, 28th: Finals (48 hour poll)
Moreover, starting June 6th polls will open at approximately 10PM CST the day it's listed, as opposed to midnight. Matches typically run for 24 hours - but CMD may close the matches a little earlier in the event of an overwhelming victory!
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from more than one account are examples of actions which tend to land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.
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2025-06-06 05:47:11 CEST

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This is roughly my sentiment as well. Wormwood/graf is like 95% of the reason I chose to head to poast/fedi instead of giving up and letting myself be radically socially isolated.

2025-06-06 05:12:42 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 11 ( #faggottourney ) :
Graf vs. Trevor Goodchild!
This is probably the most painful matchup for a lot of you! These are two people who either you respect sincerely, or you hate deeply. Either way, today is the day you have to make the choice between them!
First, we have the 10th seed - ANIME GRAF MAYS. This man's lengthy tenure as the man who runs the largest fediverse instance has led to him acquiring a very large number of enemies, and a cult of people who generally hate him! It's almost impossible to be on Fedi without having an opinion on him: most people who wind up here land on his instance for a month or two, and then end up somewhere else entirely.
What do his haters say about him? They often say he's quick to defederate, but that he also shelters some of the worst vermin on Fedi. They mock him for his romantic failures, and every little word he says gets scrutinized. Conspiracy theory upon conspiracy theory about how he takes in money gets thrown about, and due to Poast's sheer size this is almost inevitable. His haters are so intense that they're often said to have "Graf Derangement Syndrome."
Graf got knocked out in round 1 last year. With the number of enemies he's built up over time, he's essentially a permanent fixture in this tournament. Is the amount of respect he's built up from giving people their first home enough to knock him out the same way as last year, or will Graf Derangement Syndrome propel him to the second round!
Next, we have an other bottom-seed: Trevor Goodchild! You may remember this man as one of Judge Dread's long standing friends, and undeniably part of his crew. Having been knocked out last year in round 2 after a close, depressing match against Jeff Cliff, he's back for the exact same set of crimes that landed him there the last time: Trevor is partially responsible for the Gab influx last year, which has permanently and irreversibly worsened Fedi culture!
Those of you unacquainted with this event: the wave of Gab refugees last year was so intense that it caused people to mute poast. These people would quote post everywhere to keep anyone from being able to either follow or mute conversations, they would cluster together to bother people, and they generally made Fedi an unpleasant place to be for multiple months. Multiple features that are otherwise nice and novel to have are now looked upon with disgust, and it took a sequence of bans/defederations to return Fedi to being a remotely usable place.
Regardless of being partly responsible for this event, Trevor *himself* is a reasonable person who has built up a very large amount of good will among people here. The fact that he interacts with people in a respectable fashion *himself* is what kept him from progressing too far in the tournament last year. Is this the saving grace that knocks him out this year, or will he again be heading to round 2?
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2025-06-05 21:35:24 CEST

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Yeeeeeep doing it
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2025-06-05 21:32:05 CEST

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Oh also SiRrogueKnight is sperging in this thread. I don't know what he's saying, but it's kinda funny to know he's behind the scenes seething.
Should I tag him in all the voting threads moving forward? That sounds fucking hilarious.

2025-06-05 21:30:26 CEST

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Making me fix that fucking shit ffs Protoss. :chino_gun:

2025-06-05 21:22:48 CEST

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Moreover, I'm streamlining the rules:
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must meaningfully be on Fedi. That means they must federate with at least one of poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital, have held an account on such an instance since February 2025, AND not be on Pedi.
2) If you are muted by CMD, your vote won't be counted. My mutelist is listed in the thread. You have to fuck up EXTREMELY BAD to make it there. Seemingly actionable threats, bribery, and voting from multiple alts are examples of actions which land you there.
3) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
4) Reply publicly to the corresponding pinned thread with any unambiguous declaration of intent to vote for one of the two people in the match. Each person has one vote, and they must be the person to post this in the thread.
5) If you fuck up badly enough that I consider adding rules, then you will be punished somehow.

2025-06-05 06:57:02 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 10 ( #faggottourney ) :
Jonny Fever vs. Blitz
First, Jonny Fever! Our beloved Hawaiian drunk has made a tournament debut, and he is out here to fuck your mother and send you death threats! All while making a nice video of himself saying that! How this man has not gotten a visit from the FBI is beyond everyone's understanding, given that people here *have* gotten those visits! An absolute mystery.
It's Blitz! They're a lefty in a right-wing world, hated for...well, mostly that. They love them some Kamala Harris, they love them some MSNBC, all of that good liberal stuff. They have mutual beef with a few people over politics, and today is their turn to shine in the spotlight!
...This match is way more fun than the other one! :konata_happy:
Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.

2025-06-05 06:56:40 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 9 ( #faggottourney ) :
Jeff Cliff vs. Andreas
First, Jeffo! Boy you had BETTER put on that mask and take those vaccines against COVID, or Jeff is going to call for TOTAL DEATH upon you INFECTIONIST SCUM. Grossly overseeded due to far-right people arguing against him for hours upon hours...he's also one of the few people who refuses to give up on talking across the aisle, even to people who absolutely refuse to listen to him. Or federate with him. Last year he lost against a similarly respected opponent - Trevor Goodchild!
Next, Andreas, aka "Fish Nigger"! He is *also* an argumentative atheist person...although, he is definitely pro-white, and he at least makes decent points some of the time. He's here for cheesing off just enough Christians to get 2 nominations, but is also often well respected among people who can tolerate disagreeing with him.
...Truly the most painful matchup on the bracket so far, between two well-respected men on fedi. I'll be very surprised if more than 30 or so of you can bring yourselves to vote here.
Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.

2025-06-05 05:09:38 CEST

The first round of the #FaggotTourney is underway.
SiRrogueKnight crushed his opponent in a NEAR UNANIMOUS decision - 41-3, while Adam Curry had a somewhat closer match, 55-11. Regardless, neither of these results were unexpected nor are they worth commenting on much.
Now that NAS's matches are out of the way for a while, it's time to bring some REAL heat to the table! Today's matches feature two Fedi favorites: Jeff Cliff and Jonny Fever! :kannawoah: After this, the matches only get better.
Outside of results:
@[email protected] has levied a seemingly actionable threat - doxxing - against another contestant. Their voting privileges have been revoked.
The schedule:
June 5th: Jeff Cliff vs. Andreas. Jonny Fever vs. Blitz.
June 6th: Graf vs. Trevor. Wiz vs. Teto
June 7th: Tomato vs. Meso. Suiseiseki vs. Gleason.
June 8th: Zonk vs. d0c. Ratposter vs. Xenophon.
June 9th: Maija vs. Kirby. Based Lunatic vs. Tony
June 10th: CSB vs. Hachi. SiRrogueKnight vs. Adam Curry
June 11th: TBD
June 12th: TBD
Tentative:
June 13th: Start of Quarterfinals
June 18th: Start of Semifinals
June 21st, 22nd: Finals (48 hour poll)
Rules for voting:
1) Voters must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. Everyone else is not meaningfully on Fedi.
2) Users of any Pedi instance, regardless of whether or not they federate here, may not vote.
3) Voters must have held an account since February 2025 that federates with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital.
4) Any activity that appears to be a credible threat against any of the participants, nominees, nominators, or voters will result in CMD muting you - and as a consequence, you will not be able to vote. Doxxing is such an activity.
5) Participants may not vote - either way - on a match that they are entered in.
6) Votes are cast by users. Attempts to vote multiple times from an alt will result in CMD muting you, all of your discovered alts, and as a consequence you will not be able to vote in the tournament.
7) Nominees cannot, under any circumstances, be disqualified.
8) The tournament organizer may not ever vote. Rather, the tournament organizer breaks ties. The tournament organizer will say in advance who he believes he will break a tie in favor of.
9) There is no built-in poll. Reply to the corresponding pinned thread with the phrase "I vote for X," where X is a name of the person you are voting for. If this is ambiguous in any way, you will be asked which of two people you are voting for.
10) A person's vote must have clearly been communicated by themselves in the fashion above. You may claim that someone else would vote a certain way, but it will not be counted unless they themselves say "I vote for X."
11) Don't spam in the voting threads. Some discussion is OK, but the TO may ask you to stop.
12) You may neither offer nor accept financial bribes of any kind to vote in any fashion. Claiming to do so will result in the tournament organizer muting you - and as a consequence you will not be able to vote.
13) Don't make me add more rules
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2025-06-03 22:38:21 CEST

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Nah he draws it like a weird stack so if you're dumbstruck by how retarded he is it makes sense to fuck up

2025-06-03 06:57:28 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 6 ( #faggottourney ) :
Hachi vs. Partisan Night Slut
First, Hachi! This is the only person who isn't even remotely associated with NAS in this chunk of the bracket - and well, they're pretty strong. Their CONSTANT and REPEATED trannyism has earned them a spot in this tournament. Probably one of the most blocked people this side of fedi, will their obnoxiousness hold up against their opponent...
PNS! ...Apparently they're Canadian or something? Even Eriner doesn't know why they're here, but they're from NAS I guess. They took one look at Hachi and went "well, I guess I lost this." Are they right about this being a ridiculous, lopsided massacre, or will NAS push them forward to victory?
Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.

2025-06-03 06:57:17 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 5 ( #faggottourney ) :
CSB vs. Cosmic
First, CSB! He's recently moved over to poast, but he's absolutely the same person! He almost needs no introduction - he was a finalist last year! After a long history of pestering people in DMs to not vote for him, hysteria over a fear of being doxxed, lockfaggotry, and a lengthy list of minor crimes...well, he's here for a reason.
Next, Cosmic! He's a 2-nomination low-seed NASbro who starts a few fights and seems very full of himself sometimes. There's...not really anything interesting here, he's basically just a mook set up to lose against one of the top seeds!
What a lopsided matchup. Sorry NAS, but I swear your matches get more interesting with time this tournament. :shrug:
Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.

2025-06-02 07:36:28 CEST

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I can't count my own tallies.
The vote is 20-20.

2025-06-02 07:12:04 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 4 ( #faggottourney ) :
Tony vs. Lunatic Lucidity
First, Tony! Their...relatively mild, compared to the rest of everyone here...lust over troons has earned them a moderately high seed. This is the first person here whose entire reason for being entered is their homosexuality: is this enough to propel them to a win?
Next, Lunatic Lucidity! Today is a double-header with two Xenofem trannies going up against well-known people...and this one is a long-posting, high-effort mess of a creature! Not only are they dripping with edge, but their schizophrenia is off the chart: they think that homophobia and transphobia are CIAops from the 1970s!
Will we see a win out of Xenofem today, or is name recognition king?
Try to cast your vote in the form of "I vote for X" where "X" is the name of the contestant! I'm going to be lax about it in Round 1, but moving forward you can expect tighter enforcement.

2025-06-01 07:00:15 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 2 ( #faggottourney ) :
Nyx vs. Kirby
First, Nyx! They're the person who runs Xenofem - the primary instance for trannies on this side of the Fediverse! Even though they tend to stay in their corner far away from the rest of us, this year we have THREE ENTRANTS from their instance: and for good reason. Daily discussions center around being unemployed, suicidal, schizophrenic, misandrist, and misogynistic...wait, what's with those last two? That's right, they're trans supremacists, and this person is responsible for putting them on our side of the internet. Yes, this is the king of the troons!
Next, Kirby! They're the admin of lab.nyanide.com, the instance this is hosted on! They nominated themselves, and it's a time-honored tradition to let such people scrape up votes for themselves without being hyped up too much by the tournament organizer! :gura_smug: Can this beloved Pleroma-tan fanboy scrape up more than a few votes against Nyx?
Remember, your vote only counts if your post contains the phrase "I vote for Nyx" or "I vote for Kirby/Nyanide/Chris" (Any alias works)

2025-06-01 07:00:09 CEST

Faggot Tourney 2025 Round 1, Match 1 ( #faggottourney ) :
Maija vs. CMD
"Im pretty sure hes a legit child rapist." - [email protected]
First, Maija...oh dear. Kicked off of multiple instances due to talking with Pedi - first Pernia's, then one and another, and most recently snacks' - this person is...well, kind of a giant mess. Their crimes range from masturbating with roadkill up their ass, cooking their own cum, being a troon, being too easy for BadFediPosts to post...so on and so forth. They were knocked out relatively early last year by the finalist, CSB. Will their CONTINUED and REPEATED interaction with ACTUAL CHILDFUCKERS despite BEING REPEATEDLY TOLD TO STOP OR GET KICKED OUT OF THE INSTANCE bring them to a victory?
Next, CMD. Wait, that's me! :jahy_gah: Yes, I'm in this tournament because I'm OP.
Remember, your vote only counts if your post contains the phrase "I vote for Maija/Ube" or "I vote for CMD". (Any alias works)

2025-05-29 23:53:43 CEST

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I'd suggest doing roughly what I do: work on personal projects away from academia, and publish on a self-hosted website.

2025-05-28 04:43:03 CEST

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And you had well over a month to ensure that he got it.

2025-05-28 04:37:36 CEST

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:chino_gun: I am not reworking this bracket

2025-05-28 04:35:42 CEST

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IIRC he was a one-nomination, he didn't get in.

2025-05-27 03:18:58 CEST

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Wait, this is kind of the answer, isn't it? :thinky: You play classical music in the third place and enforce a basic dress code.
Yeah, this is actually the piece I was missing. Holy fuck that's simple. I even knew about this.

2025-05-26 23:11:02 CEST

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"New account to featured on BFP" speedrun.

2025-05-24 11:11:18 CEST

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Why didn't #FaggotTourney actually make the tag work? Whatever.
Anyway, here's the schedule for the first set of rounds: there will be two daily until semifinals.
June 1st: Maija vs. CMD. Nyx vs. Kirby.
June 2nd: Based Lunatic vs. Salt. Tony vs. Lunatic Lucidity.
June 3rd: CSB vs. Cosmic. Hachi vs. PNS.
June 4th: SiRrogueKnight vs. jazzilla. Adam Curry vs. Eriner.
June 5th: Jeff Cliff vs. Andreas. Jonny Fever vs. Blitz.
June 6th: Graf vs. Trevor. Wiz vs. Teto
June 7th: Tomato vs. Meso. Suiseiseki vs. Gleason.
June 8th: Zonk vs. d0c. Ratposter vs. Xenophon.
Have fun! Or salt. :AYAYA:

2025-05-24 11:06:10 CEST

The SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament (#FaggotTourney) is beginning on June 1st - the first day of Faggot Month!
Here are your entrants, clustered by what *type* of faggot they are:
First, the trannies:
-Maija, the top seed and the favorite to win!
-Nyx, the administrator of Xenofem - a notorious tranny supremacist instance on fedi!
-Salt, as well as
-LunaticLucidity, both extraordinarily troonish posters on Xenofem!
-Hachi, someone who is farming blocks from Poast by acting like a giant fucking troon.
Second, the regular gays:
-Meso, who is a normal smouldering faggot
-Tomato, who has a long history of THIRSTING over troons - most notoriously, Paulo, who was an entrant last year! This thirst over Paulo was so extreme that many people - the TO included - viewed it as grooming!
-Tony, who does much the same but does less harm with it.
-Zonk, whose furfaggotry has propelled them into a relatively high seed
Third, the people who have earned serious hate for their actions:
-Based Lunatic, whose snobbery has seeded him highly enough that it's likely he'll see the semifinals
-Jeff Cliff, who REALLY wants you to get all 100 of your COVID vaccines. REALLY BADLY. RIGHT NOW.
-Adam Curry, who nuked NAS once over and forced an exile to new-NAS. Even though most of this side of fedi isn't acquainted with his podcast, he may well have caused the most material harm on any instance that we federate with!
-Jonny Fever, whose DRUNKEN RAMPAGES and REPEATED DEATH THREATS *just barely* didn't net them a slot in the tournament last year.
-Blitz, who is a lefty in a right wing world. SAD!
-Graf, whose ownership of the largest Fedi instance around has earned him a permanent group of haters.
-Trevor, who famously opened the floodgates for Gabniggers to show up on Fedi - and probably one of the people most responsible for making last year's winner, Judge Dread, show up on our doorsteps! Rumor has it that this man ACTUALLY PAYS TO POST ON GAB.
-Suiseiseki, whose worship of Stallman and all that he represents has led him down the deep rabbit hole of parrot sex for the sake of free software worship.
-Gleason, who maintains some infrastructure and builds some things. Anyone close enough to the technical side of Fedi is going to piss off a lot of people, that's inevitable.
-SiRrogueKnight, whose name I can't ever fucking capitalize right but who NAS seems to hate for some reason. No fucking clue, sorry NAS.
-Cosmic, again some angry NASbro who I don't know shit about.
-Teto, who as far as I can tell is just an angry version of Fedi incarnate who is unfortunately stuck in Germany.
-Last - but not least in this group - last year's finalist and loser by A SINGLE VOTE: CSB! He has a past of pestering people into interacting with him exactly how he wants, paying for followers...oh dear. :reimu_sigh: He's spent the last year trying to build up good will outside of NAS, and this TO thinks that it's worked pretty well. How far will CSB go this year, and just how much have his efforts to improve his reputation yielded fruit? Even if I don't think he's this year's favorite, he is by *far* the most interesting entrant in this race!
Fourth, people who are largely in the tournament on technicalities and as jokes:
-Kirby, the administrator of this instance!
-Ratposter, probably Poast's most beloved vermin! They're in it to win it...and they managed to get to semifinals last year, getting knocked out by CSB! Does this rat have what it takes to be the final boss of the gym this year?
-Wiz, host of TheFediFiles!
-Eriner, the current admin of NAS!
-PNS - some NASbro who managed to scrape up enough nominations to force me to put him in. I don't know what he did, but it wasn't enough for people to tell me what it was so I'm assuming it wasn't that bad.
-Jazzilla...Some NAS person who just barely made the cut. I don't know him, but I think I saw Dread interact with them so in they go. That very small detail might actually net them a win. :shrug:
-Andreas. In this tournament, kind of a bland zako, I can't hype him up. :jahy_gah:
-d0c40r0. Another zako. :jahy_gah:
-Xenophon. Really? :jahy_gah:
-And last: CMD, the Tournament Organizer! His crime? He is LITERALLY OP, and thus a faggot by default.
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2025-05-23 22:53:06 CEST

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I would've checked that off like a month ago honestly.

2025-05-23 22:52:39 CEST

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Yeah I'd check that one off.

2025-05-23 21:46:08 CEST

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Oh, paying for gab pro? That *is* faggoty, good work.

2025-05-23 21:39:56 CEST

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No, I really *really* like that Trevor nomination. From my perspective it allows me to do the following:
I am once again changing my nomination: From "Maija, Salt, Nyx" to "Trevor, Salt, Nyx."
One less zako I have to write a new tagline for. I can just look up Trevor's old one and put less effort in. :AYAYA:

2025-05-23 21:34:16 CEST

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:02_learn: This changes the bracket immensely. Excellent nominations.

2025-05-23 07:01:50 CEST

@[email protected] @BadFediPosts >Dread thinks ol' CMD is behind every account that makes fun of him
>Including BFP
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2025-05-20 06:26:45 CEST

I struggle with how much I hate my mother. I actually hate my mother more than I hate jews. To put that in context: I will occasionally, at random, and in public, just kind of shut down for 2-3 seconds and start shaking a little because I thought about how much I hate jews (approximately once every week or so). I can handle this, but the amount that I hate my mother is such that I will instinctively lash out at women who resemble my mother. I will also randomly shut down and shake in hatred of my mother, and this is more frequent (daily).
It's getting kinda bad. As I've gotten more physically in shape I can tell that I sometimes just want to punch women who look and act like my mother. Of course, I have enough control over myself that I'm not going to go around punching random women. Regardless, having the urge to do these things at all is not good.
I don't know how much you guys are memeing about hate, but I actually do feel quite a lot of it towards some people and I don't really know how to handle the feeling too well - especially in situations where beating the shit out of the thing you hate isn't really viable.

2025-05-12 16:03:02 CEST

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inb4 Graf's dox are fake and he's actually a teenage girl.

2025-05-07 05:16:16 CEST

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I'm fucking TRYING and I'm complaining about FAILING. :angryglitch: