Skater
KYCed Bitcoin n Nostr Dev backed by VC and a bit of BS

Not a #Grantillionare

DM: https://cordn.net/p/skater

2022 - 2024 BOB Space

2025 Sats N Facts

2026 building Skate Spots with

#oktech

Public Key

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Profile Code

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relay.nostr.net

nostr.dler.com/bravo

Author Public Key

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Last Notes

2026-09-10 16:41:33 UTC

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Pick one
Biryani, chicken tikka or rogan josh?

2026-09-08 07:31:39 UTC

I will always remember the conversation I had w @npub1htn…3qac on his living room

2026-09-07 10:45:28 UTC

Folks zap me
Sats don't arrive to me
@nprofile…vavr are u OK?

2026-09-07 03:32:29 UTC

Gm
Bitcoin "Maxis" are the probably the main reason Bitcoin hasn't become mainstream yet they keep disservicing this industry.
They are a bunch of *not-so-closet* corrupted shitcoiners at heart chasing regulatory capture, lobbies, perpetrating KYC, USD footlickers with a dearranged libertarian syndrome.
Liquid is another sidechain comparable to ETH side chains or any other coin. Denying that means you are just a retor.

2026-09-04 07:02:46 UTC

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Has anyone rub his back with some sun lotion before the sesh?

2026-09-03 03:23:20 UTC

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Doesn't HRF and their vassals also operate in a similar matter?
I mean everyone know that everything is allowed within the cult.

2026-09-03 03:20:22 UTC

Definetly not a cult
#nevent1q…th50

2026-09-02 04:04:16 UTC

Pretty confident I can knock out @nprofile…nxqx on a boxing fight on the 2nd round max even with a fractured foot.
Dude is slimy weak sauce.

2026-09-02 03:35:51 UTC

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If you only knew

2026-08-29 16:01:46 UTC

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🤳

2026-08-28 11:14:40 UTC

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Freedom loving speachers realized they are the joke
Cultillionares took da money and left
VCs are skeptical about this as an investments
Hahahaha

2026-08-28 07:42:45 UTC

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Definetly would
Would lick dafeet ela

2026-08-27 16:45:30 UTC

Ive just got off a call with your investors...
Good news: They already know they wont get their money back
Bad news: They already know they wont get their money back

2026-08-26 17:31:36 UTC

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Sent DM

2026-08-26 09:22:45 UTC

@nprofile…m55g kindly check DM

2026-08-25 05:19:24 UTC

I personally know some other people who unfortunately had the same issues as Scott when reporting having had their funds gone from a Cold Card. Coinkite and their partners attitude has been always hostile even against their own customers. These are the same people profiting from KYC exchanges, selling personal data while promoting first principles.
It is all pretty fucked up. You already know who they are... a bunch of leeching cowards.
https://nostr.media/1fb46fdb5e53a92b5c081f6e57c52ebb1f0e283cbcf14fb800a76c96599461bf.png

2026-08-22 08:55:44 UTC

I just got off a call with your boss.
He low-key said that you suck at your job.

2026-08-22 04:21:34 UTC

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I don't believe them

2026-08-22 03:10:55 UTC

When pre-order?
https://blossom.primal.net/704e07e54453e5b6c5cbb37ac9416d145072f4a028eba81bfc75bc587ca41354.png
Soon. What is soon? sooner than you think.

2026-08-21 17:07:47 UTC

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I'd like to visit you guys in jail
May be one day only if only

2026-08-20 19:05:38 UTC

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@nprofile…5vzl stop giving me sats you are becoming the top contributor to Skate Spots
GFY

2026-08-20 17:17:47 UTC

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Shhhh you are giving me too much attention. The cult dislikes this.

2026-08-20 14:24:55 UTC

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Finally some good news

2026-08-20 03:23:03 UTC

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should we remove plain text nsec for logging into clients then? or should we keep screaming don't do this while providing the option to do so
asking for a few friends

2026-08-19 18:41:38 UTC

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You can pretend on the advent the meta has no end

2026-08-19 17:56:26 UTC

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Only if you want to see it as one

2026-08-19 17:48:15 UTC

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yes its weird i only realized in gold coast when I saw a Information Panel by the beach with pics from back from the 80s where it was written that people during holiday season going to the beach were very gay
in any case this topic is pretty confusing so may be "custom" its best

2026-08-19 15:34:51 UTC

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Life savings and not being able to feed your family might be. Also he could die first, just saying.

2026-08-19 15:07:08 UTC

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If you'd lost your life savings I don't think you'd care much

2026-08-19 14:10:35 UTC

I want to be inclusive with non-heterosexuals using Skate Spots but what terms should I use? Or custom would be the way to go?
@nprofile…kudq
Also should I add Kosher/Halal Skateboarding?
Wait what

2026-08-19 11:33:45 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/a0ff8c314e222131eb02165eccd7cb2864f5ad8a5c48f68b275d7672b342f04f.mp4

2026-08-19 10:37:51 UTC

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It definetly can be exploited by scammers. I don't know why @nprofile…afdc and his friends put up a proof-of-reserves scheme for mints of sth like that.

2026-08-19 08:10:11 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ163rStR7Q

2026-08-18 12:24:24 UTC

Who wants to join the SS Ponzi Club?
#asknostr

2026-08-18 08:57:25 UTC

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gm
https://nostr.media/635f9f9426ca0e6c770dc9bad435302238f7e8f5545f3cd30e002218ec0c070e.mp4

2026-08-18 04:38:12 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLOKobipqUo

2026-08-17 17:16:48 UTC

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I got rugged too wanted to leave a review on https://cashumints.space/ but unfortunately that did not work neither. Let me know if it works for u

2026-08-17 17:14:03 UTC

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Which mint rugged you?

2026-08-17 16:02:57 UTC

Everyone wants to talk about Nostr until is time to host their repos on relays

2026-08-17 09:03:45 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTOuPPirNxU
🎵

2026-08-17 08:53:34 UTC

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Gm 🖤

2026-08-17 01:57:04 UTC

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Sneak on private DMs

2026-08-16 19:24:01 UTC

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Big if true

2026-08-16 19:23:09 UTC

Is there any way to know which relays have back doors?
@nprofile…nj27
#asknostr

2026-08-16 19:17:57 UTC

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I meant @nprofile…2szn

2026-08-16 19:11:14 UTC

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Never used mastodon but glad we can interact.. you can't see my handle properly because I am messaging you from a Nostr app which runs on relays (some sort of servers)
@nprofile…pyjz is the CEO. He's currently eating Spanish tapas and living his best Mediterranean life

2026-08-16 19:07:29 UTC

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@nprofile…g58a the bridge is working
🖖🕵️‍♂️🛹

2026-08-16 17:33:42 UTC

Security md file added
@nprofile…afdc how's your weekend and why do you have a target on your back?

2026-08-16 10:08:45 UTC

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And skate scene!

2026-08-16 09:48:51 UTC

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now im sure u understand lots of things

2026-08-16 04:25:47 UTC

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@npub13v9…3rka

2026-08-15 14:57:01 UTC

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Been tempted of onboarding some skate shops to Bitcoin POS solutions before the Cold Cult debacle.
Thanks god I never did (I have 0 incentives to do so) and looking forward if they ask me unsure where I'd point them to.
A couple of shop owners even dropped in a playfully tone that Bitcoin was a cult which I reacted to it by laughing but nodding my head and telling them they are not completly wrong.

2026-08-15 11:44:04 UTC

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Menuda banda de hijos de puta

2026-08-15 09:23:44 UTC

@nprofile…9n0z mou el cul buurru!!

2026-08-15 09:12:19 UTC

Hi @npub1v0lxxxxutpvrelsksy8cdhgfux9l6a42hsj2qzquu2zk7vc9qnkszrqj49

2026-08-15 01:31:34 UTC

@nprofile…uazd gm politburo u boring AF and thats not even the worst part

2026-08-14 14:32:14 UTC

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Pump it fam

2026-08-14 14:28:33 UTC

Paolino questa sera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU5_d332FOc

2026-08-14 13:42:12 UTC

First unverified spot in Africa. That makes it a total of 5.5 users. Ready to list Skate Spots on NASDAQ
https://nostr.media/876c02c6863ac602b017dbbf943988852edf9379eda09fd2f61f26b967a9157d.png

2026-08-14 09:57:55 UTC

@nprofile…rrsm wanna audit SS ?

2026-08-14 08:45:05 UTC

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Big if true

2026-08-14 08:44:21 UTC

#redkratom #foodstr #diy
https://blossom.primal.net/d06070431a9f88f61f18ae4d4a8229da616132afe8d5e1a5576f71e029d5c4df.mpk

2026-08-14 06:03:58 UTC

@nprofile…ruzl hi

2026-08-14 05:55:12 UTC

@nprofile…79aj how much for auditing Skate Spots?

2026-08-14 03:52:25 UTC

Lost a few thousands sats fucking around with Routstr and OpenRouter
Pretty unusable for retards

2026-08-13 15:33:13 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JTKVAgzjEM

2026-08-13 12:02:15 UTC

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You too @nprofile…9ccm

2026-08-13 11:59:42 UTC

halting development until I see a kickflip or heelflip by @npub1trr5r2nrpsk6xkjk5a7p6pfcryyt6yzsflwjmz6r7uj7lfkjxxtq78hdpu @npub1qny…95gx @npub1au2…t53j

2026-08-13 11:51:18 UTC

@npub10pe…n34f espavila

2026-08-13 02:52:59 UTC

@nprofile…c9y8 hellooo

2026-08-12 16:22:19 UTC

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David de Jorge > Beefsteak anyday
Rumours say he started KYCing his BBQs, giving away ColdCards w default low entropy and pronounces Don Quijote like Don Quixote.

2026-08-12 11:48:50 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/bac5f36840ec93bbafba3d4d8303ada98f4cad8cba14ac7da8808b0753882f8f.jpg

2026-08-12 11:32:34 UTC

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#nevent1q…uxhs

2026-08-11 04:05:46 UTC

@npub1lnv…7vjj kindly please check e-mail DMs

2026-08-09 03:51:59 UTC

not seeing enough crooked grinds
deploy more

2026-08-09 03:10:52 UTC

@npub10qd…arpj @npub18am…p424 @npub1q3s…d26p
wen Kimi K3 frictionless/permissionless experience on shakespeare?

2026-08-08 02:25:40 UTC

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Only after they ammend their bs

2026-08-07 17:28:56 UTC

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2026-08-07 16:53:53 UTC

🤏
#nevent1q…6qwp

2026-08-07 13:05:33 UTC

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not creamy enough

2026-08-07 13:03:55 UTC

Imagine @npub1mar…p7hd
https://nostr.media/666974a626eaed6e1fe37b1aec2d51c82b032a7f1ef76683a7ffbd12566042cb.png

2026-08-07 09:45:55 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARDde1aUHUQ

2026-08-07 04:56:11 UTC

@npub17ty…3mgl @npub1tv8…7wn2 imagine
https://blossom.primal.net/dbba0ab02dd01aa8889efa1bd75a95ed3677c9cfb757d22749b066b1f557409b.png

2026-08-07 03:50:59 UTC

what a fucking embarrassment some of you are
https://blossom.primal.net/80492ffbe3fdb232d97af4de834657be70fbab0900661affea8362aeb93aa919.png

2026-08-07 02:22:49 UTC

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"industry" plants

2026-08-06 15:43:31 UTC

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Spark is spyware. Change my mind

2026-08-06 14:23:55 UTC

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How much does HRF pay u?

2026-08-06 10:39:31 UTC

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Scooters......

2026-08-06 10:19:43 UTC

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🧌

2026-08-06 02:56:15 UTC

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damn it

2026-08-05 14:37:35 UTC

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Unbloked. GM at your own risk

2026-08-05 06:48:34 UTC

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Degenerate bitfluencers can't stop

2026-08-05 05:55:08 UTC

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Say humble or stay humble?
Sorry I am not wearing my glasses

2026-08-05 03:04:10 UTC

GM Nostr
https://nostr.media/a7eade6a197d512113c5bb60d98dabcd7ae569a0dacd7dd2645ad83e26a99093.png
https://blossom.primal.net/31c997644f676445f27ebb507f3bbc68a7648376d96dd050bb7436db70267615.png

2026-08-04 09:58:52 UTC

accelerate
https://nostr.media/b792e7c2f4cfde152aacbf91d6725d2ec6bfb8b50141e338e1ebb6e1e4bb2ad4.png

2026-08-04 08:45:02 UTC

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Expeliarmus

2026-08-04 08:44:25 UTC

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2026-08-04 08:39:10 UTC

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Bookmark

2026-08-03 04:20:11 UTC

@npub1cf3zeytdnwgwzz5pk2ax0vvmmlzad03xcft4d50ejrfhsh8pxcdsefx7gk am I blocked? this is good for Bitocoin!!!!11
https://nostr.media/bb1507483be34e82c542985ed17232b6ddb5075beaf70aadb35f31c6e30029f1.png

2026-08-03 03:57:57 UTC

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😜