A 92 kilograms bundle of joy powered by lisdexamphetamine, cis gay mixed race male (he/they), Spain/UK based, adopted Brit, passionate against Brexit. Into: minimalism, decretionism, mutualism, left-wing politics, decent public services, Elixir, Kotlin, Nixos, German language, FOSS, EU products, dark sense of humour, fitness, healthcare and impailed-billionaire cooking recipes. Diagnosed: ☢️, ADHD-I, Hidradenitis Stage 2 and counting. #nobots #ADHD #Elixir #Spain #Minimalism
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Last Notes npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Strange that the last toot from gotosocial is dated 2023 npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…8udl I've been in a mostly constant balanced status ever since settling for Bupropion at 8pm and alternating Elvanse and Medikinet at 9am. 10/10 would strongly recommend, specially since I sleep better on Medikinet but Elvanse makes social life easier. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…8udl Check the code, there's an API endpoint to get all the filters, and another one to add them. Write a script, call it masto_filtering and give it two functions import, export, the parametre it should accept is a token for the app with only reading and writing filters as permissions. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…8udl how does it work ? Please do elaborate (Btw have you tried n8n?) npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…8udl still can't figure the connection between that toot and the top of this thread which to me begins with the sentence I highlighted in red. I'm missing context And I'm not an LLM I can handle larger context. So you're missing some toots or broke the thread in two without noticing. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…8udl I have no idea what any of this is about or why am I tagged since this is the first toot of the tread that I see. https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/409/038/619/295/104/original/7dae4f68a7254be5.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Got ya! 1234 https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/289/624/292/593/731/original/fd0d90ba81befab7.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…8d0p does your OS implement any type of telemetry and/or LLM crap ? (Asking this from a Nothing Phone 3a Pro with the essential button CRAP in it, which I've disabled via ADB but shouldn't need to) npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Fuck me I've been the whole day in a flow state. I'm loving it. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Random person on the fedi > I'm taking time offline, depressing news everywhere. /me goes to the BIO, checks the comment and see what's below 😬 Moral of the story: BE THE CHANGE you want to SEE in the fediverse #fediverse #selfcare #itStartsWithYou https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/116/149/807/671/138/707/original/d5e49eeacdc1488e.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Trying to find an EU alternative to HelloSign, the one I normally use (now renamed DropBox Sign) for contracts, I've found the French YouSign and I've got to say I'm impressed with their featureset. https://yousign.com/ #BuyFromEU #HelloSign npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…8udl what's forked about it at all ? npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…um83 second part agree, first part: there are no safeguards at all against abuse of admin power from OTHER instances because you don't really see it. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…um83 Steven the most important thing is to not fall into sealioning IMHO. Asking what to do is fine, but demanding an elaboration for a subject that people suffer their whole lives, is like raining sand in the wound. People won't stay here for it, they'll just go. When you have to walk out of the stores with the ticket on your hand, or can let your natural curls to grow because you've been heavily and repeatedly profiled or stopped by racist security guards, this becomes a painful issue to talk about. And the darker the skin colour the worst it gets, my sisters have it A LOT harder. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 NETFLIX --------------- New season coming soon of stranger things I I I I v You, the paying customer (months and months in advance has been that "New Season Coming Soon" tag placed there. https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/589/717/539/670/175/original/0f32079e2887b634.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…shhu what happens when I try to message your accoun tin DeltaChat. Are you running your own relay? #DeltaChat https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/555/338/815/013/711/original/ed065e7646be1838.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 It never fails, when someone leaves the fedi because they prefer Bluesky it is because all of their toots are ads of products, services or affiliate links hiding in barely-useful advice. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…mkea I got a full B family supplement today https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/357/056/853/895/375/original/6dab3107853bac78.jpeg npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Among my many MANY supplements one is ultra-B complex from HSN that includes the entire family of B vitamins. Now I run out of it, the rest is in Cadiz. I wonder if that's why I'm back at the chicken deprivation symptoms. That's all the meat I eat and as far as I know we can only get B vitamins from meat. https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/354/421/507/023/168/original/9356415e80153e04.jpg https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/354/425/629/296/330/original/48dda925cf05c2d8.jpg npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 It's literally just quickget macos sonoma then quickemu -vm macos-sonoma.conf That's it, that's all it takes from Nixos to run MacOS. Then just follow the instructions https://github.com/quickemu-project/quickemu/wiki/03-Create-macOS-virtual-machines Someone must have spent a HUGE amount of time making it this simple, I've tried before and never worked. Look at my puny Thinkpad T495S running it inside Hyprland below. I can't wait to have my big PC back and try it there. #Nixos #MacOS https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/348/796/456/464/878/original/9eeff7a21a5ee775.jpg https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/348/796/522/900/449/original/da96268bd26703f7.jpg https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/348/796/596/561/006/original/522cd7ab72732f96.jpg https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/115/348/796/661/608/062/original/35cdff74420c552b.jpg npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 The Graphene paradox is to get a degoogled phone you need to purchase a Google Pixel. Let's fight our enemy by feeding it. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 My prediction for this year's summer is that is going to be the most catastrophic of the history of Spain. It's just April, I'm on one of the coldest corners of this península and is really warm. Summer clothing type of warm and I don't even mean T-shirts but tank tops no sleeves at all or directly going out shirtless. I cannot imagine how this will be elsewhere. But I'm glad I'm on SRRIs to dampen the impending-doom feelings. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 The fedi is left, right and center full of people celebrating they upgraded their electronics before orange face fucked up world trade. And it reminds me of this gif https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/305/171/114/613/984/original/058ce37b7de378d6.mp4 npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 I've observed ever since Julio brought magnesium pills all muscle twitches and spams have vanished 🤔 Is this normal for others on SRRI / SNRI? npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Oh and if you wonder why I went back to Firefox from Librewolf: LIFE Same reason I've gone back to Google from Ecosia: LIFE. When the new tool presents a burden bigger than sticking to the old one and you have to get stuff done...you don't have time for politics. You need to get paid and feed yourself. LIFE can't sustain itself on ideology. Ideology has no calories. There will be eventually a third option for browsing that I can use from scratch and is not a botched version of Firefox or a botched version of Google for searches. But right now in 2025, if I need to search documentation about Elixir, it HAS TO be Google. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 ALL toots are plain text, ALL toots. This isn't e2e and has never been. So if your admin cannot distinguish traffic from a toot that is always written the same from some fake Nicole cunt, it is not because they are poor mods, but because they don't have the technical expertise to build a pattern matching script to detect spam bots whose message is always the same. Not all mod tools are built-in Mastodon interface, and not all admins are the same, some can code. And yes, I haven't seen yet such spam bot and i don't ever expect to see her. I'm pretty sure building such detection tool is peanuts for vmst.io admin. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 This is a real product 🤔 #Finnish #BuyEuropean https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/197/093/238/730/364/original/99c08ce34f14f480.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 So Tuta mail doesn't have IMAP/POP/SMTP support....nor any bridge like Proton has. Take that into consideration whenever you think about jumping ship. https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/197/085/624/184/919/original/5ecd0206d2194cef.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 I honestly don't think I can quit Whatsapp which is incredibly annoying but EVERY FUCKING THING in Spain works on top of Whatsapp. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 What's the nicest PostgreSQL GUI for Nixos? #askfedi #nixos npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…xyvy in order of your questions made: 1. Doesn't matter. Free would be nice though. 2. None. I despise Cloudflare with passion, only used them because Obsidian Publish worked fine with them. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @nprofile…xyvy considering it is a different question it might be worth creating your own thread. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Dear #fediverse could you please recommend me a EU-based alternative to Cloudflare to use as nameservers? Thank you in advance. #askfedi #dns npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Ever since I discovered Mistral has an online chat, I'm using it instead of DeepSeek or ChatGPT. EVERYTHING EU is my new hardcoded mandate. https://chat.mistral.ai #AI #LLM npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Hmmm https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/069/396/976/101/149/original/a87c5576349a9645.jpeg npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 I approve this message What's Threema?🤔 https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/065/785/350/453/350/original/e7c45ada6e3e639e.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 So how many people have received this spammy message from Nicole the random Fediverse Chick? (judging by the time, 100% bot) #spam https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/114/049/747/833/020/657/original/e43e147490bcb581.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Every time I run a nixos-rebuild switch I want to cry. If waiting for Windows Updates was painful imagine waiting for stuff to recompile EVERY TIME Why on Earth Zerotier needs recompilation, why on Earth Telegram is recompiling why on Earth i can't enable Virtualbox because it also slows down this. I mean...this is PAIN and appaling UX #nixos npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 What the fuck @nprofile…8x0h ? https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/990/603/141/125/669/original/c11b1ee7502e0d4b.png npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Someone jockingly said to speak in Portuguese all you have to do is to say the tonic syllable as if you were sad....and ever since I can suddenly understand Portuguese. Actually found the video. (and I'm not even kidding) https://www.instagram.com/elkamy78/reel/DCk6Xq6OdnM/ npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Is it CLEAR not to you that a company thinking on implementing a subscription model is not interested at all, by design, anymore in federation? Or when does the penny drop? Can we finally call a spade a spade without stan accounts pretending Bluesky is the 2nd coming of Jesus? #bluesky #bluescam https://cdn.vmst.io/media_attachments/files/113/372/521/102/061/075/original/1ac6df20cf08a39d.mp4 npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 I get the point of existence of Nixos and its declarative approach. I just wish Nix, the language it uses, wasn't needed. I'm sick and tired of so many languages to do the same stuff and so much fragmentation. Stop Reinventing The wheel CONSTANTLY npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 In 2072 Maikel received his Galician healthcard. 💅 npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Funnily enough it feels safe to walk at 23:36 around here It's also not boring npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @npub1kva…mjqx let me guess. Carrefour? npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 The thing that makes no sense is chicken isn't Schinken and ham is not Hähnchen It's literally reversed. Chicken is Hähnchen Ham is Schinken wtf npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @npub1kva…mjqx you've noticed the guidebooks with every lesson, haven't you? 🤔 npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @npub1xm9…26zl sure, find your family and friends from your offline life in Pixelfed. There's a moment when you have to decide between principles and having a social life. npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 Seeing that PIxelfed NEVER thrives to really become the Instagram substitute it was supposed to be I've decided hastily to reopen my Instagram account. (kill me now) npub1g2wanuy4lehwfu9wwy86ujh4gtz9w877vtnskjv9yhca07yy97zsde6fdm Maikel 🇪🇺 🇪🇸 @npub1xed…yg9w WeWork <- is that still a thing? 🤔