Richard (Dick) Johnson

People are the Wurst.

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2026-06-19 17:01:08 UTC

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@nprofile…c965 This may be the first Walkie Talkie solo I've ever heard in a Symphony.
Great stuff, I really enjoyed it.

2026-06-10 14:04:38 UTC

GM, Frens.
Never forget what they did to us.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/726/183/554/086/854/original/0d1747edf05783b0.mp4

2026-06-09 14:47:05 UTC

Anyone else seeing post from @nprofile…lpc2 in their main timeline today?
I'm not following them, seems like a very odd glitch.
@nprofile…7ypj

2026-05-27 22:51:04 UTC

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@nprofile…d550
That is Elysian Space Dust, and it's one of my all time favorite beers.
Not exactly niche, though. It's available at every liquor store near me.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/648/985/335/938/136/original/96d8c54606b83c39.png

2026-05-06 14:48:17 UTC

When the wind refuses to fill your sails, remember: the oars are still in your hands. Progress doesn't wait for perfect conditions—it begins when you decide to move anyway.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/528/171/875/317/725/original/912163b21b64803c.mp4

2026-04-23 15:16:07 UTC

Frieren And The Politics Of Deception
Even if you aren't an anime fan, this video is worth a watch.
I really appreciated how he contrasts what the Left was saying 4-6 years ago, vs what they are saying today. And he really helped me put my feeling about Frieren into words.
For them, words are just a means to deceive humans.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/454/668/677/406/777/original/459524419be0b169.mp4

2026-04-03 20:52:45 UTC

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@nprofile…t344
Wow, you are giving me flashbacks to my old phone. I had that app and an IR blaster.
New phones are like: Want a headphone jack? That'll be $20.

2026-04-03 20:36:10 UTC

I took a day off recently, and had the grandparents watch the kid, so my wife and I could go out and enjoy lunch.
Surrounded by TVs, why does every restaurant need to install 1,000 TVs?
But, on the TV right in front of us, it's a nigger foot massage special on the sportsball channel. I swear I am not joking.
We ate while constantly looking away from "athletes" getting foot massages.
That was the day I bought my new toy, the TV-B-Gone!
TV-B-Gone, get yours TODAY!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/342/686/486/621/104/original/6c38d544a3f5a108.png

2026-04-03 19:42:18 UTC

10/10
Will be returning tomorrow
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/342/478/199/529/632/original/9a0130b7aef90723.mp4

2026-04-03 19:34:26 UTC

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@nprofile…6k9q
So, based on what the doctor just told us, apparently hot water isn't recommended anymore, because it's "inflammation", so cold is better.
Dangling and manual suction certainly did improve the situation, though.
We just ordered some lecithin.

2026-04-03 17:34:19 UTC

My wife is currently dealing with a clogged milk duct. We have been following advice we got from our Doula.
It didn't work after a couple of weeks, so we reached out to my wife's doctor.
And the doctor is like: "Oh yea, that's the OLD advice. The NEW advice is literally the exact opposite of that"
Modern medicine in a nutshell.

2026-04-03 14:08:56 UTC

GM, fedi
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2026-04-02 19:38:57 UTC

Steak Boiled in penny water
Yum!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/336/796/424/711/481/original/ae6ab372719a3023.mp4

2026-04-02 16:43:56 UTC

"Houston, we have a problem"
Commander Reid Wiseman was assigned a Microslop Surface Pro, and SURPRISE, it doesn't work. His internet connectivity broke this morning, and he has two copies of Outlook, neither of which work!
Absolutely batshit to send Microslop products to space.
https://x.com/MarcusHouse/status/2039579997976121779

2026-04-01 23:33:15 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
I still think about the time I was shitposting in the Trollroom and he got mad enough to call me out live.

2026-04-01 23:31:25 UTC

It's the most powerful rocket NASA has ever launched.
But it has less lifting capacity than a Saturn V???
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/332/054/583/596/110/original/fd38052b89246f96.png

2026-04-01 22:33:18 UTC

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@nprofile…3e99 I don't think so. When they say they are "going to" the moon, I think it's actually just a flyby.

2026-04-01 22:21:55 UTC

God, this NASA launch is so incredibly cringe.
I hate that our country is so fucked that I'm actually rooting for an explosion.

2026-04-01 20:32:32 UTC

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@nprofile…6449
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/331/351/192/293/517/original/974413ebdcec9265.mp4

2026-04-01 20:29:07 UTC

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@nprofile…v3ht Because Vitamin D is cheap and readily available.

2026-04-01 20:14:24 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
I was agreeing with you.

2026-04-01 20:01:42 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
Facts

2026-04-01 19:57:29 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
Are they really doing numerology unironically now?
I really thought it was just a joke... The funny numbers are fun, but that's all it is.

2026-03-31 18:58:14 UTC

#transdayofvisibility
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/325/318/119/008/543/original/caae78ff283ef963.mp4

2026-03-31 18:57:48 UTC

#transdayofvisibility
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2026-03-31 16:11:13 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Finally, I found the clip I made of this video.
Except without the ear rape and the ShitTok logo.
SNL - Weekend Update - Test tube baby Point - Counterpoint
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/324/661/166/887/156/original/91624646e3190f93.mp4

2026-03-30 18:21:24 UTC

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@nprofile…h3v3
I do like the idea of the smaller monitor for displaying widgets and the like. But I'm fairly confident it will actually be inconvenient, unless it's powered by a separate computer, like a raspberry pi or something.
I miss my Windows 7 widgets still.

2026-03-30 18:09:38 UTC

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@nprofile…h3v3
This is the opposite of what I want my desk to look like.
What's with the light over the screen? Is this AI generated?
Also, needs at least 2 more monitors.
What's that thing under the monitor? A smaller monitor to reflect the light directly into your eyes?

2026-03-20 14:49:49 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
Chuck Norris no longer being with us means this is truly the darkest timeline.

2026-03-20 14:31:48 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s
Chuck Norris can't die, because he can stop and start his heart at will.

2026-03-20 14:26:21 UTC

RIP Chuck Norris
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2026-03-19 20:39:22 UTC

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@nprofile…jq23
He probably is. I never really thought he was dead.
But, that being said, AI technology is advanced enough to make a low-caste Indian man sound like and appear as an attractive White woman.
So who knows?

2026-03-19 20:28:54 UTC

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@nprofile…jq23 You know it was too good to be true.

2026-03-19 20:08:40 UTC

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@nprofile…t344
He created a new account. You need to be proactive about blocking him, because he was banned from poa.st.
Even Poa.st couldn't put up with his shit.

2026-03-19 17:50:52 UTC

I have it on good authority, from a reliable source close to the author, that the meme was posted by @nprofile…z3dq
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/257/103/296/964/264/original/c1cfdb242f4de24c.png

2026-03-19 17:49:25 UTC

We're all guilty of stereotyping to some degree.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/257/098/264/937/340/original/f32c6fe6cc133f1e.mp4

2026-03-19 17:37:31 UTC

Everybody knows shit's fucked
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/257/051/431/938/564/original/832e7704ab2ea5a1.mp4

2026-03-19 17:29:21 UTC

Ju Hast - Hard Archive
Will you kiss the wall for them, sell your soul, and do what you're told?
NEIN
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/257/015/980/586/623/original/7f511920bfdb92ec.mp4

2026-03-19 13:59:09 UTC

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@nprofile…r055
Sounds like a soon-to-be popular Country music song.

2026-03-11 17:40:40 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n Looks interesting.
But AI generated voice immediately casts doubt on its veracity.

2026-03-10 18:13:52 UTC

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@nprofile…07lq @nprofile…lsen
And a push up bra.

2026-03-10 17:15:06 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Wow, she's hot.
I don't trust her.

2026-03-10 16:22:06 UTC

Jews hate Christ so much and they love creating blasphemous images of him.
The news reports act like this is a one off piece in a museum.
But in this Jerusalem Post article, they don't include this picture, but another picture of a different Ronald McDonald on the cross.
So it's clearly just something Jews like to do.
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/violent-clashes-in-haifa-as-arab-christians-protest-mcjesus-sculpture-577153
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/205/788/597/500/208/original/51d0dd9e27aa2d49.png
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2026-03-06 20:59:42 UTC

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@nprofile…d3qt Indeed

2026-03-06 16:48:33 UTC

Approximately 50% of NAS users desperately need to watch this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS8MnNBkHYE

2026-03-03 18:03:47 UTC

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@nprofile…h3v3
I believe the only part that cares about EUFI or BIOS is the bootloader. So if your bootloader supports BIOS, you should be good to go.

2026-02-27 22:03:22 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n @nprofile…rkpm
I think it's the Estrogen that causes it.

2026-02-27 16:32:41 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
I'm not sure if it's a joke or not, but it seems obvious that the reporter can see what's going on here. But then People prints the article without criticism.
I wonder if they were trying to say something about People magazine at the time. It's always been propaganda.
Of course, so has SNL.
A while ago I watched the first several seasons, thinking that it used to be funny.
It wasn't. It's just that if you cherry pick sketches, there are some funny ones.

2026-02-27 14:18:43 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…vf5e I watched an interesting video about Devo and Whip it recently, that reframed the song. They claimed the song was originally about pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, sarcastically. But people took it sexually, and they leaned into it, as they desperately needed a hit, and hadn't had one yet. This song is from their third album.
I listened to some other early Devo stuff, and it's pretty rough. They were certainly trying to be counter-culture at the time.

2026-02-26 21:13:33 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n @nprofile…tlt7
If I learned anything about Trump during his first term, it's that he's incapable of hiring competent staff.
Also he's a 70+ year old man. It could just be incompetence.
Or not. He sure has been deep-throating that Israeli cock like they've got something on him.

2026-02-26 19:42:45 UTC

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@nprofile…wekp @nprofile…0v3n
And many of the lies told about the royal family were later proven to be lies. Such as the famous "Let them eat cake" line. She never said that.
It was made up by the Jacobin news papers.
What race were the Jacobins? I'm sure you can guess.

2026-02-26 19:38:06 UTC

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@nprofile…8ddr
If you believe the official science on Evolution, it tells you that Evolution takes place over extremely long periods of time. Europeans haven't changed much in 100,000 years.
So I find it hard to believe that people were as primitive as they are portrayed 10,000 years ago.
But, I do think that just having language allows you to be smarter. So it could be language as a tool doing some of the heavy lifting.

2026-02-26 19:30:56 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
You looked into the Jewish involvement in the French Revolution yet?
The more you dig, the more you'll find them involved in every major catastrophe White men has endured.
It's all so tiring.

2026-02-26 19:09:44 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n It absolutely was intentionally caused and spread by the jews.
Check out this video. I believe he gives sources as well:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he-OqA-I3To

2026-02-26 19:03:00 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n They were not just accused.
Multiple jews were caught with the poison they used in the wells in the 1300s.
Yet they still try to act like these responses were unjustified, and based on nothing but prejudice.

2026-02-25 23:46:03 UTC

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@nprofile…al6u @nprofile…45xw
That is certainly a worthwhile concern.

2026-02-25 23:42:24 UTC

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@nprofile…al6u @nprofile…45xw
This guy always provides his sources, which was often peer-reviewed papers.
As far as I'm concerned "blocked or discontinued on most online platforms" is a ringing endorsement.
As I mentioned recently, my boss developed terrible blood clots right after accepting the spike of the jab into his heart. They are extremely painful.

2026-02-25 22:50:00 UTC

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2026-02-25 19:49:39 UTC

Capitalism vs Communism
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/133/001/366/144/200/original/10db5b9a25532756.mp4

2026-02-24 18:55:43 UTC

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@nprofile…swsj @nprofile…lsen
My wife's family still tells stories of when their grandmother died. Her estranged daughter sued the family for more money, until all the money was wasted in legal fees.
Lawyers win again... sigh

2026-02-20 17:35:50 UTC

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@nprofile…ed0n @nprofile…r055
It's disingenuous to say Trump was a life-long Democrat. While I do agree that his policies would align more with a Democrat from the 90s than a modern Republican, I think it's more likely he was just taking the opposite party from the incumbent.
Well, maybe he was a lifelong Democrat, at heart. But that's certainly not what he was registered as.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/104/161/349/366/915/original/e606c5fb6ff619c6.png

2026-02-20 15:52:19 UTC

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@nprofile…r4e5
Now this is a good use of AI!

2026-02-20 15:20:56 UTC

This one is what we call, an "Evergreen"
Written over 46 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8hEtI9AI0U

2026-02-19 22:17:44 UTC

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@nprofile…swsj I was signed into my Walmart account when I clicked the link.
Now Walmart thinks I'm interested in this...
*facepalm*

2026-02-19 20:02:03 UTC

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I assure you, when I filled out the "pronouns" field when I created this account, I did so with absolute derision of the whole idea.
@nprofile…yt30

2026-02-16 20:02:59 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc follows and boosts CSB's posts.
I don't know if I can take him seriously anymore.
@nprofile…rkpm

2026-02-12 21:10:14 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n I found this interesting article this past Thanksgiving.
This might have been the closest we ever got.
https://mises.org/free-market/great-thanksgiving-hoax

2026-02-12 20:55:46 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
We certainly haven't seen it in our lifetimes.
And if you are referencing the book The Richest man in Babylon, I FUCKING hate that book.
I read it for the first time maybe 10 years ago, and it enraged me. But I bet it was good advice in the 60s.

2026-02-12 20:42:39 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n
You are thinking of Crony Capitalism, not true Capitalism.
Capitalism isn't bad in and of itself. It's bad when it's perverted from the top down.

2026-02-10 23:16:36 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 He's helping me containerize people-first mindshare

2026-02-10 21:41:30 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/048/506/705/278/983/original/dac1203776be1520.mp4

2026-02-09 23:09:44 UTC

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@nprofile…r4e5
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2026-02-09 22:56:52 UTC

It's been over a week since I unfollowed [email protected] , and my timeline has noticeably improved.
Just unfollow CSB, you won't regret it.
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2026-02-06 23:58:43 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
When I was a kid, my Mom would frequently cook chicken hearts, livers, and gizzards.
I'm pretty sure we were just poor, though.

2026-02-06 21:28:16 UTC

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@nprofile…70x8 Probably the first and last time a PBS program was made about how a black man killed a little White girl.

2026-02-06 21:23:06 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n I have it on good authority that Jeffy E's password was ilovelittlegentilegirls69

2026-02-06 16:30:01 UTC

It's Frieren Friday!
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/024/632/841/511/963/original/a5384723d7400b9e.mp4

2026-02-04 22:31:32 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 That could be literally anyone on this server.

2026-02-03 16:07:38 UTC

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@nprofile…rfn7 Is that really the reason? They sure didn't do a very good job of redacting him from the files.

2026-01-28 17:53:32 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj is looking for retards to take betting tips from.

2026-01-19 20:02:05 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9
Seems like a traffic light would be more effective, but you do you, China.

2026-01-08 19:23:14 UTC

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@nprofile…6449 @nprofile…epxk
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/861/106/777/258/121/original/3ccf6b3d3ce1b3fa.mp4

2025-12-17 19:21:24 UTC

It's Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/736/527/020/477/891/original/2270cb82355d7f56.mp3

2025-11-14 18:05:44 UTC

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@nprofile…3mhr Do we have any evidence that he went there yet? I expect it will be headline news when it happens.

2025-11-14 16:14:28 UTC

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@nprofile…3mhr
If the list was really so damning for Trump, I would have thought the Dems would have released it during the election.
I mean, they went as far as to try to kill him. If they had solid evidence, they would have released it.

2025-11-13 16:24:48 UTC

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@nprofile…ektm Yet he was documented to fly there multiple times. I guess he just never got off the plane?

2025-11-12 18:59:56 UTC

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@nprofile…d2y2 How does the wooden spoon factor in?

2025-11-12 16:12:49 UTC

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@nprofile…9gms
Mainly Linux Sloptubers

2025-11-04 20:00:29 UTC

I hate Linus so much, it's hard to put into words.
(not that Linus)
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2025-07-25 23:34:45 UTC

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@nprofile…lr8u
Yea, they were legally sold by their own tribesmen. Likely because they were criminals, or lost a war.
Very, very few were "abducted"
@nprofile…allc

2025-07-25 15:29:42 UTC

I've seen a lot of videos discussing Raid: Shadow Legends, especially regarding how dishonest their marketing is.
Funny how all those videos left out that they are owned by the second largest gambling machine manufacturer in the world. Oh, and one other thing...
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/914/582/640/656/506/original/6077647bdaa4fb0d.png

2025-07-15 17:00:22 UTC

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2025-07-15 16:59:41 UTC

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2025-07-14 23:16:19 UTC

IF Trump refused to release the Epstein files just to get the Left to scream for their release, that would be excellent 4-D chess.
But that's a BIG IF. I've yet to see any actual 4-D chess.
But it would be funny if that was the case.

2025-07-11 20:24:46 UTC

I stole this meme two years ago.
And it's every bit as relevant today as it was then.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/836/469/855/098/422/original/72728b5449f13c63.jpeg

2025-07-10 20:57:47 UTC

This feels especially relevant this week.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/114/830/936/842/840/378/original/4898315a809fa7be.mp4

2025-06-28 20:10:51 UTC

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@nprofile…8v9a
I vote for SiRrogueKnight

2025-06-26 14:57:35 UTC

I can't handle Nigger Shouting anymore.
I don't mean Shouty Niggers, nobody likes that.
I mean any Rap whatsoever. And my wife is in the same boat. And I don't mean hardcore rap, I always hated that.
We were listening to an album the other day that we loved 10 years ago. It's mostly chill beats, but there are some rap verses.
I can't tolerate it. I'm intolerant to Rap. Makes me sick.
Also it turns out the artist is a literal Communist. But when I was younger, I was too dumb to see it

2025-06-26 14:18:29 UTC

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@nprofile…ytwj
Check out this thread for info on setting up the device.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SBCGaming/comments/18ua74f/for_those_getting_into_the_r36s/
And keep in mind that the roms it comes with are trash, and you'll want to source your own.
And also replace the SD card it comes with, it is trash that will fail on you, and you'll lose your saves.

2025-06-19 20:39:30 UTC

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@nprofile…p4w7
RTX 3060 12GB go BRRRRRRRR