The only cracker in the zoo

Yikes. In my instance I can absolutely go to the organization and they’d be happy to set me up with a new system at great cost. But they won’t touch my old machine. Even though their new ones still run Windows 7

2026-07-13 05:44:40 CEST

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No it’s fully mine, I can’t transfer software without going through them

2026-07-13 05:28:13 CEST

I’m once again humbly asking for advice on my vintage pile of shit. It runs proprietary software and would cost me a medium fortune to replace. Current drive is clicking
#nevent1q…hjgg

2026-07-12 22:29:14 CEST

Hey weirdos, can I upgrade this machine to a SSD? It’s running Windows 7
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2026-07-08 04:19:11 CEST

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Calm down 🤨

2026-07-05 05:46:08 CEST

Patriot front is still a thing? White boys are so encourageable

2026-07-05 05:01:45 CEST

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Totally unrelated but appreciated

2026-07-05 04:57:57 CEST

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Beefy cats to steal huge panties. I don’t understand but hashtag respect

2026-07-05 04:56:19 CEST

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I can smell the ammonia from here 😑

2026-07-05 04:53:05 CEST

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Okay then 😌

2026-07-05 04:52:02 CEST

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Enjoy your cat piss life

2026-07-05 04:51:16 CEST

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Calm down Spaniard

2026-07-05 04:10:25 CEST

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Oh look, a brown that’s hates dogs, huh. Anyways 😌

2026-07-05 03:54:58 CEST

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On the picture, point where the doodle touched you

2026-07-05 03:38:20 CEST

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You have two free dogs 😀

2026-07-04 20:46:03 CEST

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This is my best friend atm
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2026-07-04 20:45:07 CEST

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God bless, have you tried air conditioning?

2026-07-04 20:34:52 CEST

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Are they wearing masks because of the smell?

2026-07-04 14:08:07 CEST

Lol
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2026-07-04 04:43:52 CEST

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You’re being so woman like right now

2026-07-04 04:41:56 CEST

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So no stroopwafel then?

2026-07-04 04:38:27 CEST

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So breakfast tacos?

2026-07-04 04:34:57 CEST

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How’s the taco truck coming along?

2026-07-04 04:30:16 CEST

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Negro, you realize Edinburgh is in an entirely different time zone right? I understand that you share a Pangea mountain range and all but come on

2026-07-03 21:39:49 CEST

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I actually do as well, grilling tomorrow

2026-07-03 21:34:03 CEST

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I need to buy hotdogs

2026-07-03 21:28:19 CEST

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You got this 😤
I’ve set a goal to get to my initial BMT weight this year. I dunno if that’s possible fam. 18 to go.
I’m hungry 😔

2026-07-03 21:23:09 CEST

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Good job.
Still a fatass tho 🤨

2026-07-03 21:22:16 CEST

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I swear, Big T and Penguin are the same accounts some days

2026-06-29 13:01:49 CEST

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Doesn’t load, but I can use my imagination

2026-06-29 12:55:14 CEST

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*throws chair 😤

2026-06-25 22:13:44 CEST

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Okay, maybe later

2026-06-25 22:13:23 CEST

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That’s a no from me bub

2026-06-25 22:13:00 CEST

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How about you go enjoy a nice bowl of General Mills owned Annie’s silicone dioxide woman 🤨

2026-06-25 22:08:58 CEST

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It’s naturally buttery

2026-06-25 21:54:12 CEST

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😃
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2026-06-25 21:51:50 CEST

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It starts with this + mushroom popcorn
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2026-06-25 21:49:29 CEST

It’s popcorn time which is strangely enough weed pen time. Weird how they go together

2026-06-21 04:12:12 CEST

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They’d just eat and piss you off. Everything nice is behind the fences. If they ever broke into my yard they’d have a buffet

2026-06-21 04:08:28 CEST

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In my neighborhood, deer resistant plants are an art form. I have a small clump of prickly pear and in lean times they’ll naw that to the ground. Otherwise they never touch the sage or Barbados

2026-06-21 04:03:21 CEST

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I have grass and things they don’t like.

2026-06-07 16:16:34 CEST

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Grok tells me it’s my surge protector

2026-05-24 03:02:58 CEST

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Agreed, I don’t know the follow on details

2026-05-24 03:00:58 CEST

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Christians are allowed to re-marry

2026-05-24 02:49:30 CEST

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My understanding is that he’s messianic Jewish. A lot of boomers subscribed to the idea that the “jews” are God’s chosen people and that also Jesus is the Messiah. Glen Campbell falls in this camp as well. It’s the era and the propaganda that they believed

2026-05-23 04:50:32 CEST

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You’re more retarded than I I’ve assumed

2026-05-23 04:26:24 CEST

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2026-05-22 03:37:05 CEST

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I’ll take your word for it

2026-05-22 03:36:27 CEST

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Have fun with that. Walmart delivers

2026-05-22 03:35:51 CEST

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It’s been prescribed. Follow doctor pagus orders

2026-05-11 04:08:23 CEST

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Their boomer grandparents are nice no doubt

2026-05-11 04:02:45 CEST

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Mines purdy darn White. The closest to brown I have is a retired US Marshall who should but doesn’t speak Sonia’s

2026-05-11 03:19:50 CEST

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Sorry to hear you live in a brown neighborhood

2026-05-11 03:16:05 CEST

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It’s a blessing
To your neighbors

2026-05-11 03:14:53 CEST

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You bitchen about your lawn?

2026-04-20 03:42:51 CEST

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2026-04-06 03:51:46 CEST

Anyone else get those odd emails from .edu addresses asking if you authored a paper?
Mr. Dog, are you the author of “Adjunctive heroine usage in prenatal care published in 1842?”
Or is it that I have a unique name and some Victorian with a similar name was having a right fit of a laugh. A steampunk shitposter if you will

2026-04-03 00:49:59 CEST

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The car is still on suspension 😏

2026-04-03 00:48:13 CEST

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🤷‍♂️

2026-04-02 20:49:04 CEST

@nprofile…ql0y
Chicken 😃
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2026-04-02 04:32:04 CEST

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2026-04-02 03:53:03 CEST

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2026-03-31 15:50:07 CEST

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2026-03-30 04:11:50 CEST

So this morning, I learned that I can get my VA labs done on a Sunday at Audie Murphy. No traffic on a Sunday, big win. Down the hall is a one legged vet in a wheel chair having a full meltdown. I tried to assist but was rebuked. Next was an overweight (obese) man leaning against the wall wheezing, I asked if I could assist, got him a number ahead of me for labs. I was informed that. He works there.

2026-03-30 04:04:18 CEST

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Tod is seeking revenge

2026-03-30 04:03:43 CEST

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Somebody is keeping notes

2026-03-30 04:02:50 CEST

It’s the cicada variant and imp is nowhere to be found. I’ve forgotten her new account name. Fuck

2026-03-30 03:58:58 CEST

I haven’t seen a good doc v Zeno thread in a few days

2026-03-30 03:49:43 CEST

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Spicy, I don’t care for the “she” title though. Maybe if he’d given Lexi a “Clussy” image

2026-03-30 03:46:58 CEST

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Link
https://anathema.ai/

2026-03-30 03:46:26 CEST

Has anyone checked out Matty’s Anathema website?
Legit

2026-03-30 03:36:42 CEST

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💯😤

2026-03-30 03:35:52 CEST

Fedi hell threads are a thing of the past smh

2026-03-30 03:01:03 CEST

FYSA: Rudy Ruettiger is 77 years old
The best sports filmed ever made were of boomers.

2026-03-29 12:47:43 CEST

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2026-03-29 03:08:46 CEST

If you don’t believe NOW your a conspiracy theorist
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2026-03-29 01:55:03 CET

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It’s made me understand what gran did all day. She made everything

2026-03-29 01:23:43 CET

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Just over 2000 years you say?

2026-03-28 23:45:48 CET

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I did not need to know this info 🤨

2026-03-28 23:44:28 CET

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Is this what it’s called when you’re touching fupa?

2026-03-28 23:36:40 CET

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There’s a good amount, but I’m in a White majority area without question

2026-03-28 20:47:44 CET

Also, if you live with minutes of a Whole Foods AND a Trader Joe’s (I haven’t shopped Trader Joe’s) you’re guaranteed to be in a White area

2026-03-28 20:45:09 CET

Just so you know, I’ve only seent one negro in the past week. She was working as greeter at the self checkout at HEB. Also, she needs to lower her volume

2026-03-28 20:02:35 CET

I can’t get them in a clear pic but it’s hummingbird migration season and they are swarming my yard today. I had forgotten how cool that is. Can’t wait for the fall monarch migration.

2026-03-28 19:50:11 CET

I’m still laughing at this. Otherwise I’m having a bad day. It’s cool though, I cracked open the booze early
#nevent1q…fm7f

2026-03-28 11:57:18 CET

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I don’t know what any of this means but if you’ve let an Iranian hacker access our DMs this is going to be hilarious

2026-03-28 11:55:30 CET

So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced it with their own. I’m beginning to believe that it might be the actual clip before the music magic was applied and I’m dying rn 😂
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2026-03-28 02:35:44 CET

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You have no idea what a high crawl is

2026-03-28 02:24:22 CET

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Women’s opinions are irrelevant

2026-03-28 02:12:06 CET

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I would need Bender’s opinion to be sure

2026-03-28 02:03:24 CET

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Thats a purdy legit high crawl

2026-03-28 02:01:11 CET

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Parvovirus and distemper are the big two. Many moons ago the wife adopted a dog with early signs of distemper. We found a holistic vet that was willing to treat him. She spent weeks doing treatment and force feeding full time. He made it. AT GREAT COST 😑

2026-03-27 13:24:28 CET

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I ain’t going to San Francisco, let alone the casto distric

2026-03-27 13:22:26 CET

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Sounds like a gay bar 🤨