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2026-04-02 22:49:59 UTC

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The car is still on suspension 😏

2026-04-02 22:48:13 UTC

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🤷‍♂️

2026-04-02 18:49:04 UTC

@nprofile…ql0y
Chicken 😃
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2026-04-02 02:32:04 UTC

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2026-04-02 01:53:03 UTC

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2026-03-31 13:50:07 UTC

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2026-03-30 02:11:50 UTC

So this morning, I learned that I can get my VA labs done on a Sunday at Audie Murphy. No traffic on a Sunday, big win. Down the hall is a one legged vet in a wheel chair having a full meltdown. I tried to assist but was rebuked. Next was an overweight (obese) man leaning against the wall wheezing, I asked if I could assist, got him a number ahead of me for labs. I was informed that. He works there.

2026-03-30 02:04:18 UTC

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Tod is seeking revenge

2026-03-30 02:03:43 UTC

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Somebody is keeping notes

2026-03-30 02:02:50 UTC

It’s the cicada variant and imp is nowhere to be found. I’ve forgotten her new account name. Fuck

2026-03-30 01:58:58 UTC

I haven’t seen a good doc v Zeno thread in a few days

2026-03-30 01:49:43 UTC

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Spicy, I don’t care for the “she” title though. Maybe if he’d given Lexi a “Clussy” image

2026-03-30 01:46:58 UTC

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Link
https://anathema.ai/

2026-03-30 01:46:26 UTC

Has anyone checked out Matty’s Anathema website?
Legit

2026-03-30 01:36:42 UTC

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💯😤

2026-03-30 01:35:52 UTC

Fedi hell threads are a thing of the past smh

2026-03-30 01:01:03 UTC

FYSA: Rudy Ruettiger is 77 years old
The best sports filmed ever made were of boomers.

2026-03-29 10:47:43 UTC

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2026-03-29 01:08:46 UTC

If you don’t believe NOW your a conspiracy theorist
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2026-03-29 00:55:03 UTC

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It’s made me understand what gran did all day. She made everything

2026-03-29 00:23:43 UTC

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Just over 2000 years you say?

2026-03-28 22:45:48 UTC

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I did not need to know this info 🤨

2026-03-28 22:44:28 UTC

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Is this what it’s called when you’re touching fupa?

2026-03-28 22:36:40 UTC

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There’s a good amount, but I’m in a White majority area without question

2026-03-28 19:47:44 UTC

Also, if you live with minutes of a Whole Foods AND a Trader Joe’s (I haven’t shopped Trader Joe’s) you’re guaranteed to be in a White area

2026-03-28 19:45:09 UTC

Just so you know, I’ve only seent one negro in the past week. She was working as greeter at the self checkout at HEB. Also, she needs to lower her volume

2026-03-28 19:02:35 UTC

I can’t get them in a clear pic but it’s hummingbird migration season and they are swarming my yard today. I had forgotten how cool that is. Can’t wait for the fall monarch migration.

2026-03-28 18:50:11 UTC

I’m still laughing at this. Otherwise I’m having a bad day. It’s cool though, I cracked open the booze early
#nevent1q…fm7f

2026-03-28 10:57:18 UTC

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I don’t know what any of this means but if you’ve let an Iranian hacker access our DMs this is going to be hilarious

2026-03-28 10:55:30 UTC

So someone removed the sound from a spice girls clip and replaced it with their own. I’m beginning to believe that it might be the actual clip before the music magic was applied and I’m dying rn 😂
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2026-03-28 01:35:44 UTC

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You have no idea what a high crawl is

2026-03-28 01:24:22 UTC

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Women’s opinions are irrelevant

2026-03-28 01:12:06 UTC

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I would need Bender’s opinion to be sure

2026-03-28 01:03:24 UTC

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Thats a purdy legit high crawl

2026-03-28 01:01:11 UTC

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Parvovirus and distemper are the big two. Many moons ago the wife adopted a dog with early signs of distemper. We found a holistic vet that was willing to treat him. She spent weeks doing treatment and force feeding full time. He made it. AT GREAT COST 😑

2026-03-27 12:24:28 UTC

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I ain’t going to San Francisco, let alone the casto distric

2026-03-27 12:22:26 UTC

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Sounds like a gay bar 🤨

2026-03-27 12:20:02 UTC

Anyone know where I could acquire an official JD tactical nuke vest?

2026-03-27 08:42:34 UTC

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God bless, she’s a better shitposter than most of fedi

2026-03-27 08:35:03 UTC

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I’m assuming your cat has learned to post. BTW, you’ve stumped google. Congrats
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2026-03-27 00:43:13 UTC

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A peanut butter that’s just peanuts 🤯

2026-03-27 00:34:57 UTC

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Um, I’ve forgot what I wanted to tag her in now 😔

2026-03-27 00:33:51 UTC

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Thanks!

2026-03-27 00:31:14 UTC

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Imp

2026-03-27 00:29:48 UTC

What’s that gal’s @ the one that liked cicadas?

2026-03-27 00:23:14 UTC

Witch
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2026-03-26 00:13:25 UTC

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Com down with the generic AI

2026-03-26 00:08:10 UTC

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It’s fedi tradition. As matty

2026-03-26 00:06:55 UTC

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I hope you get the shits

2026-03-25 20:56:24 UTC

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I hate plumbing, right there alongside concrete. Bitch, I’m here 😤

2026-03-25 20:51:47 UTC

Some days it takes a trip to brother Dave Stacy’s page to keep me in line

2026-03-25 20:34:13 UTC

Prayers with Lee Wayne’s family
https://www.kristv.com/news/local-news/in-your-neighborhood/corpus-christi/family-of-aep-texas-worker-who-died-in-a-downtown-corpus-christi-manhole-demands-answers-from-company

2026-03-25 00:46:59 UTC

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Nigger 😡🖕

2026-03-25 00:43:43 UTC

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Me too, but in a different way

2026-03-25 00:42:37 UTC

For a while now I’ve sung the praises of Tennessee VA system. I’m now fully within the south Texas Audie Murphy system, and it sucks balls.

2026-03-24 23:03:10 UTC

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At first I thought tuxedo tom would end up with it but then you see the brindle female make smooth ninja moves. Money is on the brindle to get it first

2026-03-23 21:08:52 UTC

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Extra grumpy 🤨🖕

2026-03-23 20:55:53 UTC

Had to have a video conference with a VA doc today. It went bad. “I want to change your meds to this” why? What I’m on is working. “Well, that shouldn’t be long term, how about this random SSRI?” No, I don’t like to change meds due to a past allergic reaction that almost killed me and there’s no reason for me to be on an SSRI. “Okay, let’s try it and we’ll see in a month” but my current regime works without issue. “We’ll review in a month.”
This bitch.
I’m not taking it. Please be aware, that imma be extra grumpy for a while. These Gen Z women “doctors” are a scourge

2026-03-22 19:29:00 UTC

I suppose that’s possible. Also, Ram drivers have a 50% higher DUI rate. Correlation? @nprofile…3h40
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2026-03-22 19:21:13 UTC

I don’t miss my CDL side hustle but I do miss driving a big diesel
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2026-03-22 01:36:23 UTC

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Yes. I know. This was basically a major donation to the youngins who will raise future cattle. “Breeding”

2026-03-22 01:31:05 UTC

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Breeding

2026-03-22 01:10:12 UTC

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2026-03-22 00:56:01 UTC

This boy is top of the world with his $1.5 M steer
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2026-03-21 21:04:55 UTC

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You’re not thinking dirty enough. How bout a drink 😃

2026-03-21 20:07:46 UTC

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I guess. The bullets are still live

2026-03-21 20:05:36 UTC

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Isn’t he AARP age?

2026-03-21 19:30:22 UTC

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Dancing on graves no matter the enemy is distinctly outside of Christianity

2026-03-21 00:46:23 UTC

Those shirts were the late 1900s version of virtue signaling
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2026-03-20 20:32:42 UTC

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It’s a common Arabic greeting. May God be with you I think. I dunno, I didn’t pay attention to briefings

2026-03-20 20:30:56 UTC

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Engrish, do you know it?

2026-03-20 20:25:55 UTC

Due to construction, I made my way to a lessor H‑E‑B for my weekly shopping. It was horrible. Tiny selection of pre made meals. The produce was mid. I eventually got everything I wanted after switching my app location. The checker after i said thank you replied “As salamu alaykum” or however it’s spelt. I saw a negro

2026-03-20 19:12:12 UTC

@nprofile…ql0y
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2026-03-20 01:03:01 UTC

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I usually find about one once a year but sometimes none

2026-03-20 01:01:29 UTC

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Pretty. If I find a Luna moth this year I’ll send pics. They’re hard to come by

2026-03-20 00:48:36 UTC

Is this my 2026 vibe?
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2026-03-20 00:38:18 UTC

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Random officer doing Zumba waived a White flag

2026-03-20 00:25:08 UTC

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Did you know that rabbits are the most sustainable meat supply given their food and water requirements? They breed and grow fast. Rabbits can sustain a community with little resources. Hasenpfeffer is fir dinner!

2026-03-20 00:10:35 UTC

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So that’s a no?
Ohio THICC burger is fine I suppose

2026-03-20 00:09:01 UTC

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Smash burger with crispy edges?

2026-03-20 00:05:26 UTC

Had a wygyu steak for dinner. Might have to take out a HELOC

2026-03-19 20:18:12 UTC

TIL that there are Texans that use non-HEB made tortillas ffs
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2026-03-19 19:53:17 UTC

We have a peregrine falcon that swings by the yard regularly. I think she’s been sizing up little dog. That little shit gonna start having to wear a coyote vest

2026-03-19 19:43:58 UTC

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2026-03-18 23:08:06 UTC

😏
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2026-03-10 00:26:41 UTC

I had steak on a Monday. (It was on sale)

2026-03-09 02:51:09 UTC

Okay then
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2026-03-09 02:39:30 UTC

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Oh wait, I did have the local newspaper picture me in a brown t-shirt doing actual painting.

2026-03-09 02:37:55 UTC

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Paint targets, paint canvas?

2026-03-09 02:36:38 UTC

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It’s okay, the dumpster likes it

2026-03-09 02:32:42 UTC

I’ve seen way too many vids of veterans putting on their uniforms and daring Uncle Sam to call them. I’ll have you know that I’ve tossed all mine in the bin

2026-03-08 23:30:30 UTC

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Grok is saying they’re are most likely AI generated. But who knows?

2026-03-08 21:10:07 UTC

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2026-03-08 21:04:47 UTC

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All Asians are racist. We should be the same way

2026-03-08 21:03:27 UTC

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2026-03-08 19:13:34 UTC

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