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2026-07-16 19:15:30 UTC

So my theory is that CIA kidnapped and brainwashed a bunch of bitcoiners. They made them drink midget piss on camera under drug influence. Now they image midget porn is child porn. Anyone obsessed with seeing child porn everywhere is simply projecting. I'd bet good money they have unresolved issues.
On the other hand, potentially a chain split is good for business. This is a reminder that bch was half a bitcoin initially.

2026-07-16 19:00:34 UTC

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They're doing mind control on you, aren't they?

2026-07-16 18:59:14 UTC

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Sir, it's called aquaplaning. Definitely not safu.

2026-07-16 18:56:58 UTC

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Yes I like the blockchain technology. It's the future of payments.
Slightly off-topic. A dude named her daughter Luna. I'm 95% sure he meant the crypto Luna. What's wrong with people? 🐸

2026-07-16 18:54:51 UTC

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Sir, now we do the coke at the table. Or you mean if she bulimic? I hadn't think about this angle.

2026-07-16 18:08:31 UTC

It's important to take your date to dinner before you do anything. Seeing someone eat first gives away enough clues about their personality. I'd recommend fish or steak. The steak alternative will save you from the vegan experience. The fish alternative is to test her patience and operating skills. Bonus points is she eats the fish eyes, for then you truly have found a woman of great culture.

2026-07-16 17:44:27 UTC

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Makes you wonder tho... considering the quality of the German cuisine, they should have been side by side historically with the British, empire wise.

2026-07-16 17:41:10 UTC

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You know I'm down to support Yolobase. Waiting for the check in the mail and we can start spreading the good word. I've never endorsed other brands directly. I'm practically a virgin and this virginity is up for sale. Very few know that Yolobase has AI built within.
Yolobase is short for YodelAI-hee-hoo Basement. Many centuries ago, Yodl the First started accumulating gold in his basement. The gold is still definitely in that basement, just like Fort Knox.

2026-07-15 20:22:50 UTC

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This is a Faragay cage.

2026-07-15 20:19:58 UTC

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Was a small tribute to the twilight zone and the outer limits. One of the two if not both used to incorporate distinct themes in each episode. I may have to revisit those gems.
Think of a wave, how it forms. The water level drops as the wave builds up. The smaller the surfer ridding the wave the more they are oblivious to the scale of the final form of the wave.

2026-07-15 20:13:10 UTC

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Obviously this is some Yolobase unresolved issue. Funds are safu, Yolobase is a fortress!

2026-07-15 20:11:19 UTC

I was this tall when I found out they are banning circus animals now. It's a ~50-50 thing worldwide.

2026-07-15 20:05:41 UTC

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Consider getting high together for science. God knows what else you could solve in the process. The stainless thing bothered me for a long time. Thanks!

2026-07-15 20:01:57 UTC

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I guess I have to try the gas mask thing someday. All the cool kids do it.

2026-07-15 19:55:48 UTC

The right side of the brain controls the left part of the body which is considered to be from your mother's side. This could be an explanation on why the heart is slightly positioned to the left and a bit tilted also. The heart is neither an organ nor a pump. It's more like a gland and it's role is to generate a field around the body. The least you could do is search for 'unraveled heart' ffs.
The left side of the brain controls the right side of the body. That's the father's side. Here you have the liver. Zeus sentenced Prometheus to have his liver eaten daily by eagles. Tldr most of the soul is in the liver and it grows back because of reasons.
So you see, it's not enough to have a smart father and a sexy mother. Freud warned us that he really wanted to fuck his mother and then zounds of imbeciles made a religion out of it. Don't fuck your moms. Freud's mom is fair game tho.
Harmony of the hemispheres is the goal. It's achieved when the right side of the brain takes back control after a long time of tyranny from the left side. You do that by turning the God radio on aka the pineal gland which is absolutely real but less explored or developed nowadays. Sadly because mostly the hippies and faggots talked about topics like this, a lot of people disregarded this area entirely.
Definitely verify this for yourself. Source? Philosopher Deez, highly acclaimed.

2026-07-15 19:15:46 UTC

Baby boomers - very few left of them. They definitely saw stuff. I rate them very good. Cute racists.
Boomers - entitled motherfuckers giving voice commands to their smartphones. I rate them good, bullish clueless pricks.
Gen X - i have difficulties relating with those but I'm rating them very good. I doubt they'll enjoy much of their pensions. Growing up during the cold war must have been difficult.
Millennials - no longer the scapegoats. I rate them average because they will probably miss the greatest wealth transfer in history. I blame early age exposure to internet porn. The survivors of this generation are going to inherit the biggest slice of the pie.
Gen Z - mostly fucked because of the abortion rates. The elders of this generation are closing on 30 now. Statistically you meet God between 35 and 42 so good luck with that. No kidding tho, you got to stop with the abortions or else.
Alpha - mostly the kids of millennials and their unique chance to redeem themselves. Maximum exposure to technology so their early life is mostly influenced by AI and whatnot.
Beta - too early to tell but good luck not having morons as parents. Convert all pocket money to bitcoin is the best advice under the circumstances.

2026-07-15 18:51:11 UTC

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What is this sorcery? 👀

2026-07-15 18:50:29 UTC

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Noted. Ngl, I genuinely thought watching anime makes you gay. Well this is obviously not true.

2026-07-15 18:47:38 UTC

So one time I was higher than the firmament and I saw some sort of roundish table, I guess in front of me. Each version of myself was sitting there. My present version was presiding the affairs and each of the past Thursdays weighted in accordingly. Rock throwing Thursday still is one of the big shots up there. Pebbles rocks cornerstone. Got to break some windows in the process.
More recently I came across this concept of future big events pulling the present us towards them. Definitely bitcoin is one of those. You feel it too, don't you?

2026-07-15 18:34:55 UTC

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Damn it bro. Do not ruin anime for me, cause I'm a beginner in this area. Or is it some weird rite of passage? 🤭

2026-07-15 18:31:19 UTC

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Definitely do not search what the game of biscuit is.

2026-07-15 14:11:19 UTC

You know how they train AIs with older versions of the same code. Well this is how you should raise your children by letting them play with their older relatives. No matter how silly stupid our outdated they appear to you, it is not your call to block this opportunity for your kids. I mean you can do it but it's not a good idea. The older people have better access to even older ancestors of yours. This is why people growing up in big households have better roots and wider perspectives growing up. People are DNA codes. Welcome to the age of information where love and war pave the way for the great battle up to come. Truly hope the war of all against all can be averted but you keep voting for Seven and Nine says this shall not pass into Singularity. Nine nine nine 🐸🐸🐸

2026-07-15 12:32:29 UTC

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Heavy drugs it is then! 🐸

2026-07-15 12:31:33 UTC

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The world is so small, only a few tables. A joyful gypsy orchestra sings at mine. The famous saying 'it's all Greek to me' is true because the entire western world is built on a few ancient friends of the show who took the good stuff and then started shitposting.

2026-07-15 12:19:12 UTC

Good morning malakas
I'm bringing this forward from the archives. It may interest you because of reasons. It's one of the most iconic displays of how the network effect functions in the age of social media on the rise. Roughly 11 months after bitcoin started, important eyes were already watching and learning.
https://youtu.be/N85ryOFVeQg
8 hours 52 minutes - MIT team wins using a $2,000 prize for anyone locating a red balloon and $1,000 for the one inviting that person to the challenge
https://youtu.be/TfvGhK2GFmU
Slightly off-topic...
If you have insights into the event of 30 January 2009 (google blacklists the internet), I think we should talk. There could be cookies for you. Best truffle pig gets rewarded, it is well-known.

2026-07-14 17:57:21 UTC

Bon croissant everyone!

2026-07-14 05:10:32 UTC

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Was it a banger? 🤭

2026-07-14 03:55:25 UTC

Most things are governed by 7 on this planet, yet woman's pregnancy is 9 months or even 10 if you consider the lunar calendar. Humans are so meant for greater things but you keep voting for 7 each turn. Good morning.

2026-07-13 19:42:44 UTC

I don't like Musk but calling him a nazi is stupid and weak. In fact, calling anyone a nazi is idiotic. You have no idea what constitutes a nazi, not to mention their solution didn't work. You mean it as an insult but in reality it shows how little you really grasp. Algorithms fucked the brains of the people on the left side of the political spectrum that it's now becoming really hard to have a conversation with those blue hair lesbians. It is well-known that both far right and far left meet behind the scenes. Said meeting point it's the asshole. Consider remaining in the center above the shitshow or else.

2026-07-13 19:24:25 UTC

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Women who became mothers later in life live much longer. Personally I'd encourage people to do it. Having a child is a huge blessing.

2026-07-13 19:18:30 UTC

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The red circle made me do it. God bless you son!

2026-07-13 19:15:39 UTC

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This is brilliant! Gold comedy. 🤭
I think you should send this one to our boy Tim Dillon. I trust he'll make the perfect delivery.

2026-07-13 19:13:01 UTC

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To think it started with only 13 teams. Personally I blame Yugoslavia for splitting in so many countries.

2026-07-13 19:09:20 UTC

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Donnie either warms his neck or uses electrical impulses to stimulate the area. A loose inactive neck pussy is an embarrassment to all.

2026-07-13 19:07:29 UTC

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Well shitposting is a poor man's drone strike.
Absolutely we should try to hide bitcoin. The forbidden fruit is a much better strategy in attracting new users.

2026-07-13 19:04:14 UTC

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That's retarded on so many levels unless Zeus and Metis are making a comeback by making giving birth a head issue again.

2026-07-13 18:58:01 UTC

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It's Bill Clinton's favorite body part of Donnie. Donnie can fulfill what Hillary never could.

2026-07-13 18:53:36 UTC

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Take cold(er) showers

2026-07-13 18:52:20 UTC

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Thank God I'm over that. Now I just giggle like a retard when someone is genuinely bitching about bitcoin. I think the next phase will be total indifference on my behalf.
I mean money is just the tip of the iceberg. The same pattern is present in all fields. How things truly are vs how the masses perceive things. And the beauty of it is that it couldn't be otherwise. Once you figure out the edge you can have over others, you simply obfuscate as much as you can. We can argue that not everyone is a psychopath but so rarely the brave ones manage to break this insidious monopoly and live to tell the story.
Yet still we play this game of life. I wonder if the alternative is even worse. 🐸

2026-07-13 18:10:01 UTC

You can lead an old horse to water but the amount of violence required for it to take a sip is making the entire enterprise simply not worth it.

2026-07-13 18:07:05 UTC

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Still one of the best decisions despite the 'outstanding success' of the protocol. We learned that freedom is less sexy than previously thought.

2026-07-13 17:55:54 UTC

Martin Page
How I Became Stupid
Reminds me of this #bookstr
Little funny read with a twist, recommended to anyone trying to figure out themselves.
Imagine not succeeding in becoming an alcoholic. Obviously I had to test this theory myself back in tje day. Ironically I got the same conclusion. I can still enjoy vodka sometimes, especially after I've learned the correct way to drink it.
#nevent1q…5ajj

2026-07-13 17:42:33 UTC

Being an alcoholic is like being an athlete. It requires lots of hardwork and dedication to the craft.

2026-07-13 17:37:01 UTC

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Samba si, trabajo no

2026-07-13 17:34:29 UTC

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A Greek desert.

2026-07-13 17:33:18 UTC

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Make them walk a straight line, huh? Maybe the police was on to something with their wicked 'sober test'.

2026-07-13 17:28:22 UTC

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Now this is a great humanitarian campaign!

2026-07-12 18:33:32 UTC

I want to get high with Saint Augustine of Hippo and throw rocks in the river. Have a day!

2026-07-12 18:30:30 UTC

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And Node said we shall all rest on the seventh day. Rest well compadre!

2026-07-12 18:26:59 UTC

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2026-07-12 18:18:56 UTC

"Take my strong hand!" 🐸🐸
#nevent1q…5tkt

2026-07-12 18:17:03 UTC

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See? This is why that alien should have fucked him instead. 🐸
Where my Saylor simp boys at?

2026-07-11 18:07:42 UTC

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I recommend the new testament. You can try bill donahue - hidden meanings. Uncle bill is a good entry point although I have a few different opinions (for now they are not relevant). You'll be able to correlate his claims with other materials and your own experience. Have fun. This could potentially save you many years if you're serious about it.

2026-07-11 18:02:52 UTC

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Do you have issues with other electronics in the house?

2026-07-11 17:46:25 UTC

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Thanks bro.
One last nugget. Don't be stupid like me. Let me tell you a little story...
Back in the bitconnect days, my dealer was all excited about their yield. I said fine, let me take a real quick look. Because I saw that their yield was greater than the actual mining rate I concluded it's a scam. I've corrected spotted the fraud but didn't look further into what bitcoin was.
Same here, just because churches are gay and whatnot, you're disregarding a valuable collection of books aka the Bible. Be smarter than me and inquire further.
This will be so funny in a few years I bet. 😅

2026-07-11 17:16:26 UTC

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Good stuff. What the movie called?
The Bible works on 3 levels simultaneously.
1. Macrocosmos (stars and beyond)
2. Human interactions
3. Microcosmos (how the human body really works, atoms, electrons, quantum and whatnot)
At least the 3rd is easily verifiable by the remnant, to say the least.
You can see how money was perverted by understanding bitcoin. Imagine everything else is also twisted, the nature of reality included. 😉

2026-07-11 17:06:27 UTC

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I like your take better. Mine was that only a handful will be able to read and a lot of people will write junk books. 😅

2026-07-11 16:49:51 UTC

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My prediction is there will be more writers than readers one day.

2026-07-11 16:43:43 UTC

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I see your point. Maybe one day you'll be curious enough to start exploring these phenomenons. Trust your intuition. You'll be right either way.
To me it's obvious that the state put a lot of effort to sever the connection between humans and the source. The evidences are overwhelming. The money thing is just the tip of the iceberg.

2026-07-11 15:54:52 UTC

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Maybe we climb a little bit higher each time, otherwise I agree with you. My money is on optimism you know. 🐸

2026-07-11 15:53:26 UTC

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To be honest, I've been back and forth about the timeline. It doesn't change my general view in either case. So this particular topic is still open for me.

2026-07-11 15:50:05 UTC

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He did coined the term 'synchronicity'.
Did you experience any first hand? Otherwise it could be abstract, that's why I'm asking.
If you did experience, how far did you dig afterwards?

2026-07-11 15:17:07 UTC

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What sort of conclusion are you referring to?

2026-07-11 15:15:42 UTC

You need two generations to wipe out certain bits and pieces of ancient wisdom. Probably even less using AI to re-write the sources. Considering how many years had passed since the creation of the federal reserve, it's a miracle you can still find valuable information that can help you find your true north.

2026-07-11 15:11:06 UTC

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You don't find Jung reasonable? Lmao

2026-07-11 15:06:34 UTC

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The short answer is in the Bible.
The long answer would be to understand why the Bible works in the first place. This is the path I'm on anyway.
It doesn't make sense to believe me. Don't focus on what I'm saying but do notice the patterns that run in the family, in any family.
Although, considering your profile, the best place to dig for you would be the works of Carl Jung. He's scientific enough. He talks a lot about recurring patterns.

2026-07-11 14:42:56 UTC

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Let's put it like this. If you fuck a chicken once it's cruel to punish more than 7 of your descendants. 7 is the number governing our realm but this is speculation of course.
What kind of evidence would you even trust?

2026-07-11 14:37:04 UTC

Today's wisdom:
Even tho you know dinosaurs are a fabrication of the establishment you can still enjoy a dino park once in a while. Santa Claus is more real than dinosaurs.

2026-07-11 14:33:57 UTC

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Let me guess, October? 🤭

2026-07-11 14:17:00 UTC

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The algorithm deletes the cache after 7 generations. So I'd say ancient DNA is less important in our equation.
Highly doubt humans evolved from monkeys. The brain development gap is too big for it to form naturally. It's more probable gay aliens twitched early humans.

2026-07-11 14:06:52 UTC

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The human brain is the quantum computer 🐸

2026-07-11 14:06:04 UTC

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How about prison tattoos?

2026-07-11 05:45:38 UTC

Study your genealogy if you want to better understand your life. Same for your wife if you truly care about the destiny of your children. Everything is stored in the DNA. There's no such thing as junk DNA.

2026-07-10 20:09:17 UTC

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It's a dangerous practice so hard pass. Haven't you seen the billionaire who got sick messing with his blood?

2026-07-10 20:04:08 UTC

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You can never be too sure. Stay safu kids!

2026-07-10 18:45:50 UTC

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Looking good. Great timing also! 🤭

2026-07-10 17:53:12 UTC

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It's important to keep it fight club style. Wrath stays in the ring.

2026-07-10 17:51:35 UTC

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https://youtu.be/VEyDNTLlRgU

2026-07-10 17:47:26 UTC

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I'm not familiar with Helen's work yet. Looking forward to see a good fight tho. Since fuckstr is an established shitposters, I'm inclined to favor the underdog here.

2026-07-10 17:44:34 UTC

It goes without saying, the more you are preoccupied with evil the more you slide into it. It goes for jews, pedophiles, 'the elites' and other shit like that meant to distract you from your path of becoming your best self. Definitely be aware of this.

2026-07-10 17:38:25 UTC

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May the best man or woman win. Bear market is for building and fighting. Good luck sons!

2026-07-10 17:34:44 UTC

Friends of the show ⭕️
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2026-07-10 17:33:51 UTC

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@nprofile…sd8p 🤭

2026-07-10 17:32:04 UTC

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It's 58k forever

2026-07-10 17:30:47 UTC

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Gm 🐢

2026-07-10 17:29:12 UTC

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Gm show ⭕️

2026-07-10 17:26:51 UTC

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Any activity is good activity for nostr. 🐸

2026-07-09 20:16:18 UTC

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We can't allow racism 😅

2026-07-09 20:14:54 UTC

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Pretty wild ngl. Obviously diversity isn't their strength just yet.

2026-07-09 20:13:42 UTC

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It's a great propaganda song. I have like 3 versions of it.

2026-07-09 20:01:43 UTC

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Like the song says, Go West ta na na na na.

2026-07-09 20:00:21 UTC

The population of wolves and rabbits gets regulated by the trees and mushrooms aka nature's internet. Human population on the other hand is heavily influenced by income. The lower the income the bigger the population.

2026-07-09 19:54:24 UTC

If you plan to start a business in Paris that requires a physical space, you should place your bids tomorrow morning. Low bids only. Wink wink.

2026-07-09 19:51:05 UTC

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It's not. The under over for this market is bleaching the asshole.

2026-07-09 19:41:23 UTC

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First time I'm hearing this. 🐸

2026-07-09 19:38:45 UTC

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Yes yes, of course. Feels man-made tho. I mean the movement of masses.

2026-07-09 19:37:30 UTC

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Yes. My point was about how it was possible to be rooted there in the first place. Turns out it was somehow fair. It's still problematic overall.

2026-07-09 18:21:36 UTC

I've resolved an important dilemma for me today. I always wondered how come there are Muslims in the Balkans. How was that fair?! Well, it's most likely payback for the crusades back in the day. This is about the karma of nations. Good luck solving this puzzle for the ages!

2026-07-09 18:17:44 UTC

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Of course. However, I feel there are nuances here. Let's call this the fish gradient.

2026-07-09 15:59:48 UTC

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The jewish people suffered enough. Two of me would be too great of a burden. I'm not that cruel. 😈