Cactuar Joe

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2026-07-13 04:51:40 CEST

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Okay, well. That was a movie. One last thing, as usual.
Was WOLFEN (1981) the WORST #Monsterdon movie of the year?

2026-07-13 04:50:43 CEST

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And so the Wolfen were once again free to eat hobos and the downtrodden, as nature intended. Wherever there's a hobo drinking bathtub gin out of a shoe, they'll be there. Just like god intended.
Jesus fucking christ.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:49:07 CEST

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"What happened up here?"
Something... Intensely stupid. :/
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:48:33 CEST

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Once again, the real villain was the real estate development. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:46:18 CEST

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30 stories up, in midtown Manhattan, wolves through the windows.
Sure. Why the fuck not.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:45:19 CEST

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OH COME THE FUCK ON #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:44:06 CEST

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So we gonna have a wolf break through the window at 30 stories up? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:42:40 CEST

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HA HA HA HA
Good ol' Whitley. Haven't got an ending? Just blow something up. :P #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:41:49 CEST

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WOLFENED #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:40:56 CEST

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You know what I think? I think this movie has been systematically draining the denouements from the other #Monsterdon movies. The ending of Wolfen is gonna last forever.

2026-07-13 04:37:46 CEST

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He turns it on and it starts playing the Close Encounters theme. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:36:28 CEST

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He's... Touching architectural models about it?
???
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:34:35 CEST

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"Their world is more finished. More complete."
It has two bathrooms, insulation and sheet rock. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:33:13 CEST

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"In their eyes, YOU are the savage"
Whitely. C'mon. This is embarrassing. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:31:54 CEST

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He is excessively Mitchell right now. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:30:18 CEST

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blep #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:30:06 CEST

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MEAN TO ME #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:27:52 CEST

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This scene's either gonna end with Greg dead or with a smash cut to a flashbang. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:24:17 CEST

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Gregory hinders #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:23:47 CEST

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Ha! Okay that was funny :P #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:22:37 CEST

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I'm gonna be mad if this movie kills Gregory Hines off. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:19:37 CEST

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"You can't eat just one."
Ugh. After that last scene, I am definitely NOT gonna pop. I have stopped :/ :/ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:17:23 CEST

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Werewolf got to the apartment and went "Welp. Lost my appetite." #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:16:44 CEST

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...okay i don't have misophonia and those noises are *really* grossing me out #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:16:08 CEST

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BABY OIL!?!? AAAAAAAAAUGH #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:15:48 CEST

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oh ick #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:15:04 CEST

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...oh they're not gonna fuck are they :/ :/ :/ :/ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:14:26 CEST

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Storming into a woman's room with a snub-nosed revolver drawn, half-drunk and smelly
MITCHELL
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:11:52 CEST

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Guy gets Wolfed off his bike and all I can hear is WHEEEEE! #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:11:26 CEST

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Heh. The problem is, the movie sets up tension well enough and then the actual kill shots are FUKKIN' HILARIOUS #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:09:25 CEST

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peter
wolf
Whitley there's such a thing as being TOO on-the-nose. :/ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:08:51 CEST

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I know how wolf guy feels, sometimes I watch the last episode of MST3k when I wanna feel sad :/ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:07:43 CEST

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WOLVES DON'T HAVE HEAT VISION WHAT THE FUCK #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:07:14 CEST

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Werewolf just wanted a trip to the zoo. What's the problem? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:05:31 CEST

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HEY
WHAT DID I SAY
#Monsterdon
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2026-07-13 04:04:32 CEST

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Oh yeah, werewolf transformation time. Let's see that special effects budget! #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:03:01 CEST

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Oh right, the moon. I forgot. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 04:02:04 CEST

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♫ People ♪
♫ Who eat peeeeeople ♪
♫ Are the haaaaappiest people ♪
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:57:13 CEST

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I'm with Mitchell here, get me off the fuckin' bridge. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:55:09 CEST

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I think with all the 9/11 memorial bullshit around, we often forget just how breathtakingly UGLY those things were. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:53:16 CEST

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Well, that's an offensive comparison :/ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:50:04 CEST

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Hey, she's got an actual weapon! Good girl. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:48:19 CEST

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Oh great, peeping werewolf. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:47:18 CEST

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Ha ha ha, railing kill! Every full moon the wolf turns into a pneumatic catapult :P #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:46:17 CEST

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THE WOLF IS HEADING RIGHT FOR THE NORTH TOWER OH MY GOD #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:44:42 CEST

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Man, I really wish the script for this movie was 1/10th as good as the filmmaking. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:43:56 CEST

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MITCHELL! #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:43:29 CEST

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Are we sure this is werewolves and not more vampires? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:43:05 CEST

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Lady's lookin' to fall down a staircase @_@ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:41:48 CEST

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The wolves should know better -_-
#Monsterdon
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2026-07-13 03:41:06 CEST

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LURED INTO THE CHURCH BY WOLF NOISES #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:37:31 CEST

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"He even looks like God."
...Which one? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:35:47 CEST

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These dogs need to LEAVE THE BRONX #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:33:08 CEST

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Wolfy that guy is NOT USDA prime :/ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:32:29 CEST

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Werewolf about to be like "Oh man, I think there was something in that homeless guy. It's starting to kick in now @_@" #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:31:02 CEST

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"Where does that leave us?"
Back in Wolf-O-Vision, apparently #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:30:28 CEST

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Van Der Veer, that's Dutch for "of the Veer" #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:29:54 CEST

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"She's hiding something."
Active disgust at this movie? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:27:41 CEST

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"She's Weather Underground" She's the weather radar on my phone? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:25:08 CEST

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"Phillipinos remove organs with their hands" and the Italians can kick a skeleton clean out of your body while the Irish... #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:23:38 CEST

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ALL PSYCHO'S #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:22:01 CEST

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A lil' full frontal from the corpses. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:20:49 CEST

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Dude building birdhouses in the morgue? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:20:06 CEST

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This movie's got class. And tell the corpse to stop smiling. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:19:02 CEST

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"Gimme a nice death in bed. Preferably with a partner."
Autoerotic asphyxiation? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:17:45 CEST

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This guy is a master of unconventional cup holding. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:16:26 CEST

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Oh great, Rent-A-Cops. RICH rent-a-cops :/ :/ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:15:34 CEST

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"God knows what's next" Yeah, it's a Whitely Strieber film, it's gonna be like that. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:14:38 CEST

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Well, that's a good night's work for werewolves. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:12:48 CEST

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WOLF WINGS #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:11:37 CEST

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Oh, no, we switched over to Mitchell, already in progress. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:11:17 CEST

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IT WAS ALL A DREAM #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:09:56 CEST

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Ha ha ha :D
AND THE HAND'S AT THE TWENTY, THE THIRTY... #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:09:00 CEST

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Oh, you're killing the black guy first? Whitely, c'mon. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:08:01 CEST

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My mom's got a Christmas decoration that'll do that. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:07:03 CEST

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"Chris? Chris, it's time for me to get eaten!" #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:06:28 CEST

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Dog's supposed to be on a leash, assholes -_- #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:05:56 CEST

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Oh wait, this IS based on Whitley Strieber's novel? Oh shit, Communion Wolves! #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:04:53 CEST

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A little nose candy. Must be the producer. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:03:51 CEST

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AND ROBOCOP!? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:03:34 CEST

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Gregory Hines :D #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:03:12 CEST

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Mitchell, I know that's you. #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:02:48 CEST

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Cyborg-vision? #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:02:11 CEST

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LEAVE THE BRONX
YOU ARE ORDERED TO LEAVE THE BRONX
HENRY DESILVA, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:01:49 CEST

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Meanwhile, in war-torn The Bronx... #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:01:30 CEST

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Uh oh. Hollywood Native Americans :/ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:01:12 CEST

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Jesus, haven't seen those things since Q: The Winged Serpent @_@ #Monsterdon

2026-07-13 03:00:07 CEST

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🐺 TURN DOWN YOUR BITES 🐺
(ow ow ow ow)
#Monsterdon

2026-07-13 02:51:53 CEST

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Folks it is now only ten minutes until #MONSTERDON. If you've got a hashtag filter, best activate it. If you're joining in, best get the movie set up. If you have mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars.

2026-07-13 02:49:50 CEST

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Making up my grocery list while waiting for #Monsterdon to start. You know how hard it is to come up with hot-weather-friendly meals when there's an untraced cryptosporidium outbreak in your state? :/

2026-07-13 02:08:44 CEST

Folks it is now less than an hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party. If you want to avoid a flood of goofy toots about a monster movie, now's the time to set up a hashtag filter.
If you'd like to join in, this week's movie is WOLFEN (1981), in which a detective searches for serial killing werewolves. There's gotta be easier ways to earn dog catcher money.
The flick's available free with ads on Tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100045177/wolfen
Or you can download from Archive.org over here: https://archive.org/details/wolfen.-1981.1080p.-blu-ray.-x-264-amiable_202208
Just hit play at the top of the hour and toot along! See you there :D
#Movies #Cinema #cinemastodon #Horror #Scifi

2026-07-06 03:32:25 CEST

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Bert I Gordon using a Bert I Gordon Film to advertise for a Bert I Gordon Film in which he will have another ad for a Bert I Gordon Film
#Monsterdon

2026-07-06 03:31:16 CEST

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"Remember dear, no emotions. We had our five minute mourning period, we're done with that now." #Monsterdon

2026-07-06 03:30:29 CEST

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Spider just likes shoving nerds to the ground, its in its element in a high school. #Monsterdon

2026-07-06 03:29:48 CEST

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WHAT DID I JUST SAY #Monsterdon