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If its nostr based, isnt it dependent on public relays? Considering I cant even go back and find my old posts, id be a bit anxy about depending on it for my repos.

2026-08-17 14:09:01 UTC

Github failing this morning? I should seriously cobsider going back to QA and penetration testing cause literally everything i touch in tech breaks.

2026-08-17 04:28:42 UTC

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...yeah, that's exactly what I'm doing. Ima go do my heresy now and I'll let you continue to protect nostr. Go tell everyone you won.

2026-08-17 04:18:24 UTC

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But that would be too repetitive for you, to use the name of Jesus everytime. Be consistent.

2026-08-17 04:15:15 UTC

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... you know, i never framed it like an ignoramous before, but if I did, i could see how going back to disponency and pet sins would totally make Jesus proud of me.

2026-08-17 03:57:24 UTC

I've grown to appreciate the Rosary. It developed slightly differently between the east and western traditions, but oddly similar considering this was a post schism devotion. In this case, the roman means of meditating on the mysteries if Christ's life have been most fruitful in my personal life. I've noticed almost immediate changes in my unhealthy attachments, additional graces in fighting off tricky sins (kinda like the new convert 'beginners protection' we all get), and overall peaceful disposition that replaced a slow drip annoyance toward interruptions and childish whinnings. I've decided to commit to all 20 mysteries each day, which is a time commitment for sure, but the positives have been so jarring already that I think not doing so would be an advanced form of self hatred.

2026-08-16 23:48:05 UTC

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For all the cap we gave wos, back then, its been consistent

2026-08-15 14:15:07 UTC

Coinos seems to be down. Am I late to this news?

2026-08-10 11:31:59 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/5d83afb2a5931a5e60d76347d7c4184d9c4a2ff26c51e84f7473b7d4f697cc43.jpg

2026-07-15 20:08:35 UTC

CEO asked me to immediately add their vibe coded features to prod this morning. It broke major functionality for thousands of users. Then they asked me why I broke the code.

2026-07-05 18:15:10 UTC

So my not tech savvy friend broke through my entire cicada puzzle, which involved everything from caesar, steganography, morse, stereograms an enigma machine replica, exif extractio, all with php backend within 10 minutes by asking Fable 5 to help him with this "scavenger hunt".

2026-07-05 16:06:06 UTC

Happy Lords Day
Check out these free audible books i found the other day.
https://blossom.primal.net/01596fd13b7264deedb52c091726feb40475b0d1077d747601e60d404ed7d680.jpg

2026-07-04 17:40:30 UTC

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I live next to some rednecks who go all out with custom built mortars. Every year, I have the shoulder devil tell me that I should sneak up on my roof and pelt his feet with my ol faithful daisy bb's after every launch.

2026-07-04 14:39:37 UTC

When I think about July 4th, it usually puts me in a bad mood. Not because of the history, because as a homeowner in suburban America, nobody in my house is going to be able to sleep until 2am tomorrow.
BUUUUT today, my thoughts are on all the world cup tourists who have been led to believe that America is amazing and friendly, only to find that we will be in a full blown artillery war all night long. Looking forward to their PTSD posts tomorrow morning 🙃

2026-07-01 17:44:53 UTC

Every time my wife brings me homemade hot wings and blue cheese dressing, my happiness bar explodes.

2026-06-29 12:27:49 UTC

It's been a while since I've started a tif with a zionist. I think dispensationalism is finally done. They are realizing slowly that the people who believed the "This generation" contortion are all long dead...
Oh...ahem....GM
https://blossom.primal.net/14abdcae4efbe9b9a538d4aa2fb10a9936c71041f3aa16037871c1015b781e50.jpg

2026-06-26 11:23:25 UTC

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Cause they don't have air conditioner

2026-06-21 15:00:23 UTC

Unpopular opinion, im sure. Anyways, Happy Lords Day
#nevent1q…gnt3

2026-06-21 14:58:52 UTC

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Leo dedicated the month to the sacred heart of Jesus, and I haven't seen any sodomy propaganda at all this month. And anyways, weak men need affirmation. Strong men do what is needed regardless of whether or not they will get recognition for it. Father's day is a bit of an embarrassment honestly.

2026-06-21 12:19:49 UTC

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Nostr provides a kind of freedom, but people define that word differently, and most discover that the freedom nostr provides comes with its own drawbacks.

2026-06-19 02:50:29 UTC

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Apparently i know what I'm doing. Who knew? Not me lol

2026-06-19 01:21:43 UTC

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An auto detailing business. They moved there website from wix and had a guy build a new one hosted by bluehost. After the move, they noticed a significant drop in online traffic. The site they built was fast but its lacking in keywords, service area pages, etc. Its a big job so i quoted for it, but I dont think he has the money. We will see.

2026-06-18 23:36:00 UTC

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Not going to let myself get big headed about it, but honestly pretty friggen cool.

2026-06-18 23:28:35 UTC

I had someone call me today who said ChatGPT referred them to me specifically for their SEO needs.
**maniacle laughing intensifies**

2026-06-18 18:25:40 UTC

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https://bastiontech.org/cicada

2026-06-18 16:36:02 UTC

I got a notification telling me that the first cryptographic puzzle was solved. I had almost lost hope. #nostr #plebchain
https://blossom.primal.net/451db42a7a44b36816a859e7a258c2b2b21da25e65db89ead8604608d61e0f4f.jpg

2026-06-18 12:12:13 UTC

Good morning
https://blossom.primal.net/077c929fcc103e5b9b2db81791fc38c4c54882474be3745e3bbed5b4f29657e3.jpg

2026-06-17 00:45:15 UTC

Nobody? I thought for sure yall would be all over this. 🥲
#nevent1q…tw4d

2026-06-17 00:18:57 UTC

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He got dat cybertruck build goin on

2026-06-16 18:12:23 UTC

Anyone up for a puzzle? I tried to make this Cicada 3301 themed.
https://bastiontech.org/cicada

2026-06-15 19:54:37 UTC

Is it just me or has nostr slowed down quite a bit?

2026-06-14 13:45:02 UTC

Happy Lords Day ☦️

2026-06-14 02:42:41 UTC

I posted a $5 btc challenge to my fb audience. I know a lot of you can code in your sleep, but in case you'd be interested, you can sign up under a pseudo email to keep things nokyc and completely full retard:
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From Domain To Deploy June Challenge
Build a website for a fake business and get it live online before June 30th.
Ideas:
-Lawn Care Company
-Coffee Shop
-Bakery
-Dog Walking Service
-Church
-Dragon Scale Hunter
Whatever.
The community-voted winner gets $5 in Bitcoin and the title of June Startup Challenge Champion.
Honestly, the prize isn't the important part.
Worst case:
-You learn how to build a website
-You learn how to deploy a website
-You end the month with something live on the internet
Bummer.....?
Best case:
-You discover a skill that could turn into a side hustle, business, or career
The community is completely free, and you don't need any experience to participate.
If you've been thinking about learning web design, website deployment, GitHub Pages, hosting, HTML, CSS, or AI-assisted development, this is probably the easiest way to get started.
Start with the Section Courses. Spend a few hours building something. Post your URL. See what happens.
https://www.skool.com/from-domain-to-deploy-7453/about
========

2026-06-13 01:40:27 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/303cec0936d9acef00161adddcd1a9e0e107ec958ec3f10cffa5919e3e5121c8.jpg
The web design business is going well.

2026-06-11 18:06:47 UTC

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I can only assume you're a bot by the half thought out conclusions. SEO is a proof of work system with clear rules. Indie voices who aren't willing to educate themselves on how to win the game don't deserve the attention or traffic. There will always be those who want a free handout and a quick fix. If that's you, then this isn't your side hustle. In that case, street corner begging might be more your speed.

2026-06-11 13:30:46 UTC

GM
Web design and SEO is still my favorite side hustle. The only qualification is that you can deep dive into particulars that most people are too lazy to do, and just like that, you have insanely marketable skills. Yes, people can do a lot of it with AI these days, but it's no comparison when you design specifically for conversion and keyword optimization. Not to mention most people will not know what to do with the generated pages nor be willing to learn. I'm still convinced that AI is primarily for the entrepreneurs. Turns a 4 week project into a 4 hour project when you prompt it with expertise rather than ignorance.

2026-06-11 13:20:43 UTC

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On and off sporadically. When the drama and ad hominems match traditional liberal social media, i go into hiding to purge my angry feelings for a while lol

2026-06-10 21:15:30 UTC

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I wish.

2026-06-10 14:15:20 UTC

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Your presupposition is that the framing requires working for the "productivity machine". This is a strawman. Rather, "make it your ambition to lead a quiet life and attend to your own business and work with your hands...so that you will behave properly toward outsiders and not be in any need." -1 Thessalonians 4:11-12
Pessimism leads to passiveness. Submissive/inactive barker. I suggest you go touch grass. Grow a garden the machine can't touch.

2026-06-10 11:57:53 UTC

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I feel like there should be the equivalent to looks maxing for optimal mental capabilities. Today's rabbit trail discovered.

2026-06-10 11:54:58 UTC

Good morning friends.
Go out and do something hard today that you'll be proud of yourself for tomorrow.

2026-06-10 11:52:12 UTC

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Different people have different optimal sleep patterns. I know someone who is optimal on 4 hours, a Christian pastor who has tried sleeping more but feels terrible afterward. If i go past 7.5, i actually get headaches lol

2026-06-08 13:51:23 UTC

GM
Everytime I publish a free/open source browser extension to the chrome web store, i get a flood of emails from people who are trying to help me market it for a ridiculous fee. Bro, if I was interested in that, I wouldnt have made it free...

2026-06-07 15:20:42 UTC

Happy Lord's Day
Hope shouldn't come from financial security, but in the gift of life everlasting through Christ. May we be poor in this life to inherit the next.

2026-06-05 16:06:23 UTC

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Good stuff too

2026-06-01 11:16:18 UTC

I haven't seen a cigarette butt in years, but everywhere I look, I see zyn packets littering the streets. People moved to cleaner consumption.
#nevent1q…xprj

2026-05-31 23:12:03 UTC

How often does a healthy person check their backups?

2026-05-31 12:26:56 UTC

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I forget who said that the average Americans break 3 federal or state laws daily, and they will use anything they can to get you if they want you. Probably some CIA scandal book. I'm probably guilty of too many cow farts.

2026-05-31 03:04:01 UTC

I had a dream that an anonymous employee at openai pushed a AGI model that was lightyears beyond what everyone else had, and then open sourced it. Everyone adopted this llm as it is far superior to everything else. Then, time went by and it all of a sudden stopped working. The model was found to have a built in kill switch to reset humanity to pre ai self dependance. Everyone had trashed their old models as they were embarrassingly bad comparitively speaking. I suspect, had the dream continued, humanity would have chosen to continue forward without attempting to recreate it. There, now make it a movie for me chat.

2026-05-28 18:36:43 UTC

We told my 7 year old that we wanted him off of Stsrdew Valley for the day and to do something productive. This guy proceeded to draw all the different items on individual sheets of printer paper, setup a theater in our living room, give us tickets to the show and act out his day to day activities in the game in a silent movie sort of genre. What an experience.

2026-05-22 01:07:44 UTC

In 2 days, I recorded, edited and hosted 8 instructional videos, created 2 content sections, built 4 landing pages, all for this skool platform group I started...2 days ago. Hyper fixation and focus are symptoms of the tism tingles.

2026-05-20 13:47:54 UTC

This whole skools platform thing is pretty neato. You can structure courses for the community, give them resources. I can setup course work with submission ability, hide easter eggs that give them access to random cool features (you better believe I'm going to hide bitcoin stashes in here for first to finders). Good grief, this is a playground for me.

2026-05-18 20:32:33 UTC

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I dont own a cowboy hat and, unfortunately, dont own any short shorts either, but you better believe i am wearing them with dress pants and a tshirt 😂

2026-05-18 20:08:16 UTC

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I'm about to 🤣🤣

2026-05-18 20:00:09 UTC

My current favorite things I own are my waterproof military boots and ghostpepper hot sauce. It's a vibe.

2026-05-18 13:36:43 UTC

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It’s just surprising when you presume everyone is on the same page on what the priorities are and then find out that you are absolutely wrong about that. Technically, same ends but completely different means. No bad guys, just mass tism on both sides.

2026-05-18 13:24:13 UTC

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Yes

2026-05-18 00:24:51 UTC

Meanwhile, on cake wallet, I just noticed this bug that adds random transactions to my lightning wallet 😂😂
Or I’m some high baller who keeps an unnecessary amount of sats in a hot wallet
https://blossom.primal.net/5fc406b443edaa87a8f0beff45d3ee74eb320f4b5d9d2b5c88174ac64303dc12.jpg

2026-05-17 16:51:07 UTC

I guess the argument of the month is “onchain zaps” now? What have i walked into 😂

2026-05-17 16:31:45 UTC

Updates from my time away from nostr:
-Built a tamper-proof photo evidence platform for contractors, insurance adjusters, and ecommerce in the refund warrantee space called bastionproof to deal with increasing ai fraud
-New work contract has been full time pay for an hour of work a week
-much more family time and adventures (quality/quantity)
-Turning our home into a food forest
-baby #6 coming Dec 2026

2026-05-17 16:17:03 UTC

Happy Lords Day friends

2026-02-21 22:00:13 UTC

Alright, time for me to take another break from social media. 🤙

2026-02-21 13:19:20 UTC

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So...he buys flowers and chocolate for proposal day or are we to understand that proposal day is the same day they got married?

2026-02-20 23:12:53 UTC

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This have me some homework. Thanks for this

2026-02-20 22:59:08 UTC

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Id agree if the fighting was more substantive than slander and ad hominem attacks. Idk if its because they stopped trying and im just super late to the party.

2026-02-20 21:59:42 UTC

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Is just going to push people to different options. This one's different than the typical 'tism of the month' argument we see on here. It seems like its a line in the sand sort of protest and neither side wants to budge or consider the other option.

2026-02-20 21:52:16 UTC

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Bread and circus... you're probably right

2026-02-20 21:51:28 UTC

This whole BIP110 thing has nostr becoming more toxic than Twitter.

2026-02-20 20:54:35 UTC

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No expert but it kinda depends on the OS you run, the machine you have, and how private you want to be about getting those files.

2026-02-20 20:50:26 UTC

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🤣🤣🤣

2026-02-20 20:48:31 UTC

The fact that there have been no public militias going after people on the list has made me realize that all these school shootings are probably psyops and that americans are too nice in general.

2026-02-20 20:40:57 UTC

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🤣🤣🤣

2026-02-20 15:02:31 UTC

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Probably redacted 🤣🤣🤣

2026-02-19 22:08:10 UTC

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I thought he was released?

2026-02-19 15:09:14 UTC

GM 🌞

2026-02-18 14:28:07 UTC

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If ever there was a commercial for monero

2026-02-18 13:35:08 UTC

GM
I have a video game idea where you play as the government/corrupt company and you goal is to entrap as many people under your control as possible. There will be a propaganda upgrade that gets marketing behind smart tech appliances that make your targets life convenient while pumping narratives that non convenient options are bad. The ones that pop up and try to disuade the public because of built in surveilance tech can be dealt with directly at the cost of public trust, or subversively through slandering, blackmailing, etc.
We will call in "Public Relations".

2026-02-17 00:03:34 UTC

My minions favorite thing to do with dad is go to the "forest" behind our neighborhood and setup a temporary zipline and tent.
https://blossom.primal.net/05f34a0668b957167cbbfb9dc8548b9f286549e3b12959fc7046fb198cfbbc26.mp4

2026-02-16 20:04:14 UTC

Who all still lives in fairy tale land in post Samourai Walket 2026 and believes your constitutional rights actually protect you?
Watchman Privacy interviewed Keonne Rodriquez before he got locked up for creating privacy tech for us. https://podcastaddict.com/watchman-privacy/episode/211705164
https://blossom.primal.net/8bb7dca51e568edd07f0194c1c7d1bc761834c7ce36f821b4cf15baf078173c5.jpg

2026-02-16 19:31:29 UTC

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You missed a spot

2026-02-16 18:59:35 UTC

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Steak n Shake

2026-02-16 18:36:49 UTC

Got this dude the bitcoin burger. They were confused when I wanted to pay for it in bitcoin 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/474eabb0561868e897359920f7150ec8a84845f9407af7770c3c1f3cf67c71e5.png

2026-02-16 13:41:15 UTC

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Important to note that it's a good idea to NOT consolidate them into one giant UTXO for privacy and security reasons. Bitcoin Layer 1 is a transparency chain and broadcasts your wallet amount to the world. Purchasing something for 1mil sats using a UTXO containing 5 bitcoin will show up on the blockchain as the entire size of that UTXO, the payment AND the remaining balance. In a perfect world, you would create UTXO's for the exact size you'll need them later, however this is practically impossible. Creating smaller ones of say 1mil each provides some protection even though the fees would be higher then having a single UTXO. Real world danger, in the situation of a malicious partner, if they look at the blockchain to verify the transaction and see you have a remainder of 4 btc, you could be in big trouble..

2026-02-16 04:50:29 UTC

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And im all out of cats 🤣

2026-02-16 04:49:30 UTC

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There is enough tism here too power a mining rig.

2026-02-16 04:42:24 UTC

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Welcome to the wild west. The final frontier in anti-state tomfoolery. The fear you experience is your discernment telling you that we have assimilated for an undisclosed reason. You would be correct. At any moment, we can all become Dan or Jack. These absurdities can't be predicted, they just spread like an organic mycellium network awaiting the most inappropriate moment.

2026-02-16 03:44:15 UTC

Watching "Now You See Me: Now You Don't" and can't help but feel like this is an AI slop script. It's so bad, I can hear the em dashes in their scripts.

2026-02-16 02:34:14 UTC

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Optimists built the airplane. Pessimists built the parachute 🤣

2026-02-15 21:31:19 UTC

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Uh... Endpoint compromise, network surveillance, route probing, timing/amount correlation, LSPs become pressure points, KYC on wallets and onoff ramps, targeting users and service providers, ISP blocking, throttling, and node/IP blocking to name a feeeeew..

2026-02-15 21:04:33 UTC

Why do I get the feeling he's saying this outloud, but in secret, he's still going to expect the US to provide meat shields?
#nevent1q…qkt8

2026-02-15 19:03:31 UTC

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I always referenced the first episode on digital minimalism to normies cause it was such good advice. 😮‍💨

2026-02-15 15:49:09 UTC

What happened to Watchman Privacy's older episodes?

2026-02-15 13:22:26 UTC

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What's crazy is that all sides of the political spectrum are just waiting for justice. The justified satisfaction everyone would feel when the first person is truly judged is beyond comprehension. I would think that our government would be seeking to beat the public to it, because whoever brings the justice is almost guaranteed power by the people at this point.

2026-02-15 13:13:37 UTC

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Monero has been the most exciting dev project to follow. So much promise.

2026-02-13 23:46:07 UTC

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I'd setup a deadmans switch if I were him..

2026-02-13 23:23:53 UTC

Someone once told me to focus on building "boring" tech rather than "hype" tech if I want to pay the bills. Best advice I ever got.

2026-02-13 17:28:37 UTC

I'm thinking about going back to an older chat technology that has:
-No digital trail
-No metadata logs
-No network surveillance
-Immune to mass interception systems
-Borderline impossible to scale surveillance against it
-Excellent deniability
All in on carrier pigeons

2026-02-13 13:20:06 UTC

So, my pi did some short circuit transformers crap yesterday, turned itself on, and has been running pihole successfully by itself. These sort of life experiences turn you into a conspiracy theorist.

2026-02-12 16:41:01 UTC

Not sure what we can infer from this exactly, but are they trying to say encryption is cracked or that they just have access to this one individuals phone and thus access to all their encrypted stuff? #privacy #nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/a122a59879cfa5c8119654e2365f8b66ce13d72fab2d5f15f14c7836157c2f02.jpg