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2026-08-29 10:39:51 UTC

how to read articles in 2026:
1. click a link, article loads
2. scroll to the bottom of the page
3. if there is a popup prompting you to pay/register/sell-your-soul to continue - go to 3a, if there is no such popup go to 3b
3a. close the page
4a. done
3b. read the article
4b. done
Very few things are more perverted than making me think your article is not paywalled. You know who you are - making me read 3/4ths of your exposé, convincing me that's way too much text for you to crop it off now and ask me to pay - WRONG! PAY UP! YOU ALREADY READ THIS MUCH, SURELY YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT ENDS!
I'm not falling for it again, and neither should any of you.
#serpico #tutorial

2026-08-29 08:55:33 UTC

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yes, but i cheated and used a computer robot 🦓

2026-08-29 08:48:19 UTC

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nope! renee french did, but i drew a lot of variants of it, like so
https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/177/926/468/277/694/original/b7de8b7c5cefe6f3.png

2026-08-29 08:29:11 UTC

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That makes sense.

2026-08-29 08:23:20 UTC

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Have you ever seen a rabbit that doesn't have a mouth like that?

2026-08-28 17:30:29 UTC

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thanks, i actually came up with that one myself!

2026-08-28 11:46:33 UTC

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I like how this is clearly your venting mechanism. keep it up

2026-08-28 10:41:34 UTC

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it's the future, get with the times!

2026-08-28 09:26:38 UTC

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well, no. they are computers after all #content_review

2026-08-28 09:00:57 UTC

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thank you. you too.

2026-08-28 08:56:23 UTC

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i did not know that.. nobody tells me anything
thanks..

2026-08-28 08:53:03 UTC

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when will it stop

2026-08-28 08:42:17 UTC

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this is too good

2026-08-28 08:39:22 UTC

most #mobilek fans don't know about his son who appeared briefly in an episode of Simone
#unix_surrealism
https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/172/226/942/651/960/original/d2c62d40db60046c.png

2026-08-28 07:25:18 UTC

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see, i told you.

2026-08-28 07:20:48 UTC

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maybe you've seen my cousin lunic. he's in a lot of places
https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/171/921/208/683/203/original/19d56db79725718e.png

2026-08-28 07:04:23 UTC

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its called lunic and i dont like it very much

2026-08-28 07:00:58 UTC

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my bathroom doesnt have windows

2026-08-28 06:59:44 UTC

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well, that makes sense. everyone just wants to make their own moon and keep it to themselves.
we barely get any moons in europe, and on the off chance we do, they put it up on twitter, where i still can't see it without a username.
i'm more of a ftp -o- https://www.alt.org/nethack/moon/pom.txt kinda guy

2026-08-28 06:53:31 UTC

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i dont know, but it's so tiresome..

2026-08-28 05:51:03 UTC

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is it really full, if it's not even up there in the sky? and it is instead allegedly somewhere in a place called california, which i never heard about?

2026-08-28 05:49:07 UTC

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i saw nothing like that, heck i cant even see the moon

2026-08-28 05:40:35 UTC

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i think that was last time

2026-08-28 05:39:16 UTC

full moon tonight

2026-08-27 21:43:50 UTC

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mothra 9%. of course it is..

2026-08-27 15:49:24 UTC

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Thank you!

2026-08-27 13:33:51 UTC

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sounds like a win-win to me.

2026-08-27 13:28:46 UTC

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that's fine. the thing is, they didn't ask me for the photos yet, i just want to have them ready for when they do, you know? so i'll pay you once they pay me. 2 weeks, give or take.

2026-08-27 13:27:08 UTC

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i need you to take artistic photos of me for Vogue actually

2026-08-27 13:25:24 UTC

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now everyone will know what a freak you are

2026-08-27 12:58:23 UTC

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it's been done https://analognowhere.com/_/tanocl/

2026-08-27 12:51:34 UTC

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ah, the prompt bias. i read about this.
anyway, here you go:
https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/167/557/979/318/108/original/c1041c4de927bb50.png

2026-08-27 12:46:32 UTC

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> No AI. Just me, typing and rambling.
where did this come from, you never mentioned anything like this in the original. it just makes shit up for you?

2026-08-27 12:43:39 UTC

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oh, i didn't see that.

2026-08-27 12:30:45 UTC

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it's not a real paywall btw ':)

2026-08-27 12:30:06 UTC

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sounds like you just wrote down a bunch of notes and fed them to a clanker? i don't get it.

2026-08-27 11:34:22 UTC

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waste of time tbh

2026-08-27 09:23:30 UTC

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I can't believe you've done it again.

2026-08-27 08:19:10 UTC

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thank you

2026-08-27 08:05:27 UTC

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King's sterling is more than good enough for me! Thank you! You can now follow my patreon exclusive paywall snac!

2026-08-27 06:41:08 UTC

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I can't believe you've done this.

2026-08-27 06:31:04 UTC

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:'(

2026-08-27 06:29:04 UTC

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https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/166/055/817/790/692/original/4d03214c873a1cc2.png

2026-08-27 06:11:03 UTC

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I know what you mean! I only want the very best ones.

2026-08-27 06:10:33 UTC

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do you still love it if it's software?

2026-08-27 05:53:36 UTC

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Thank you! JJ bless you!

2026-08-26 21:59:36 UTC

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Thanks, Grendel! I already told the other folks that you invented solar panels.

2026-08-26 21:33:45 UTC

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i saw this in a mr beast video when they were making a hole in ice

2026-08-26 21:05:50 UTC

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lol

2026-08-26 20:26:23 UTC

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i always build for links and mothra first 🦓
#links2gang

2026-08-26 19:52:58 UTC

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that sounds like a lunix thing

2026-08-26 19:49:44 UTC

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thank you!!

2026-08-26 19:49:13 UTC

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i guess you could *read* it, so that's already pretty good. helps one mold their imagination and creativity.
while mobileks of today can play 8k videos at 200% speeds, sometimes I feel like they make it *too* easy for us, you know what i mean? it's good that they're making them worse. the struggle did build character, if nothing else.

2026-08-26 19:27:47 UTC

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but how did you view pornography on it?

2026-08-26 19:23:38 UTC

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Hopefully!

2026-08-26 19:20:50 UTC

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https://writing.exchange/@alxd/117162872507266755
some people don't like my ugly lines because AI can't recreate them 😢

2026-08-26 19:14:19 UTC

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https://snac.lab8.cz

2026-08-26 18:45:32 UTC

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😈 thank you, i appreciate it

2026-08-26 18:42:05 UTC

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it's got dark mode and everything

2026-08-26 18:40:37 UTC

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https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/163/270/328/590/702/original/86b5f472c65f5edc.png

2026-08-26 18:34:10 UTC

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mmmm, battery smell

2026-08-26 18:30:58 UTC

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wow, what'd you call me?
I think it's fine! I saw the website mentioned here and thought it'd be good challenge to make something for it, since I usually just make depressing things. My interpretation doesn't fit their website, that's all I see behind it.
You know how it is, if you appeal to everyone, you don't appeal to anyone.

2026-08-26 18:28:47 UTC

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yes, but the fire is on

2026-08-26 18:23:48 UTC

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in the back, the two shadowy figures are throwing mobileks down the chimney. i just wanted you to know that.

2026-08-26 18:15:43 UTC

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thank you!

2026-08-26 18:06:57 UTC

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I love my mobilek, sixappk or not

2026-08-26 18:02:55 UTC

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I never thought it was good me at least.
Best wishes to you too!

2026-08-26 18:00:41 UTC

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you betcha, a sixappk

2026-08-26 17:51:51 UTC

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or struggle. something like that.

2026-08-26 17:51:41 UTC

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art is war!

2026-08-26 17:42:07 UTC

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the aleyns from the movie avatar?

2026-08-26 17:41:10 UTC

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what'd you call me?

2026-08-26 17:31:25 UTC

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Well, keep it up!

2026-08-26 17:30:49 UTC

react mobilek
#mobilek #phone_bad_book_good
https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/162/995/938/648/356/original/a190c857ce00652a.png

2026-08-26 17:30:13 UTC

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thanks, it was easy.

2026-08-26 17:29:58 UTC

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you're really cool!

2026-08-26 17:16:02 UTC

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i used to use cigarette skins, but i don't smoke anymore. i still carry around matches though.

2026-08-26 17:15:35 UTC

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what's that?! that sounds pretty epic

2026-08-26 17:12:54 UTC

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didnt you read what i said? they are only going to get worse.

2026-08-26 17:09:26 UTC

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hwy?

2026-08-26 16:47:21 UTC

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i like how we got to the point where each year the new mobileks are worse than the last. This is great because it gives the consumers massive FOMO. If they don't buy this year's mobilek, they will have to buy the worse one next year.

2026-08-26 16:23:49 UTC

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it would probably be like 400 hours on linux

2026-08-26 16:22:14 UTC

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MenuetOS

2026-08-26 16:02:45 UTC

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the back of her head is a solar panel already though. you just can't see it in the picture because of how it is

2026-08-26 16:00:51 UTC

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that's not solarpunk!

2026-08-26 15:57:48 UTC

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thank you for not saying gimp

2026-08-26 15:37:44 UTC

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Thank you for your business and helping me get ever so closer to my dream of having 4 million dollars!

2026-08-26 15:17:21 UTC

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ok, but you have to buy it!

2026-08-26 14:42:21 UTC

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same!

2026-08-26 14:40:31 UTC

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not that i use it as much anymore, but i can get about 7 hours of battery life with it, which is kind of insane for a fishlinux and an ancient computer.
if anything, you should try it out of spite, since linuxes are dropping 86x arch support like flies.

2026-08-26 14:37:56 UTC

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obligatory
https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/162/315/676/393/791/original/7447606ceb000682.png

2026-08-26 14:29:10 UTC

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openbsd runs pretty good on them :)
alpine too, but it's too sloppy for me these days.

2026-08-26 14:28:41 UTC

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and the panda hair clip represents my favorite animal, and also because it's vegan or something, which i think is solarpunk

2026-08-26 14:25:34 UTC

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it's a T42 thinkpad too, very cool!

2026-08-26 14:17:37 UTC

my submission to https://storyseedlibrary.org
i hope i win
#unix_surrealism #art #solarpunk #mastoart #permacomputing #art #fediart
https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/162/232/473/915/232/original/3f250b1ef4bc9cf6.png

2026-08-26 12:10:53 UTC

Phone Bad Book Good - Surface Level
#phone_bad_book_good #unix_surrealism #mobilek #twitter #x
https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/161/736/407/426/800/original/ad7e7f74423289c3.png

2026-08-26 08:44:34 UTC

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hmmm. i will it next year.

2026-08-25 13:55:31 UTC

follow my snac account for paywalled content @npub1nz0…qu5q
:flan_heart:
#unix_surrealism
https://assets.merveilles.town/media_attachments/files/117/156/481/730/969/105/original/d5cf5e6c4e1e1d0f.png

2026-08-24 11:03:19 UTC

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Yeah! It's one of the few foods that genuinely scares me. I would never eat it.

2026-08-24 10:57:34 UTC

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have you ever seen a german germknödel?