"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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Last Notes npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Somebody said that if you divided the total supply of sats by the total estimated human population, each person would only get ~265k ($200). If AI agents are stacking too, that equal distribution number will keep getting smaller and cost more to reach. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Ginger, English accent, and craps on DST ❤️ npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 💯🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeX22LnKdFY npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Meanwhile I gotta pay a 30% routing fee on a 10 sat zap. We're never gonna get true micropayments are we? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Do you guys feel safer? 🤔 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen What's the obsession with apps anyway? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Marriage tip: you don't need viagra. You need a secret backup stash of all the personal care crap she uses every morning. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen My bicycle helmet may look gay but you spent your whole life working for money that pedophile politicians borrowed into existence and then taxed you for earning npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Near as I can tell, everybody went back to X and started throwin claws over something called bip 110 and some chick named Gloria 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen When I look at the alternatives I'm pessimistically bullish on Tesla and EVs in general. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Quick to report the cost to replace the jet but not a peep about the cost to rehab the 15 wounded GIs. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Wish it was possible to use AxeOS with the Avalon models because the Avalon app isn't nearly as responsive or informative. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Tony Franklin - Jelly Roll - Bass Only Version npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Weird Al should make a Heart parody about an elderly woman who keeps getting her junk waxed. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Regional news outlets running stories about TSA agents in the area having to hit up the local food banks. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Trump leave his Amazon app open? 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen While the FCC’s Covered List makes it sound like the US is banning all “routers produced in a foreign country,” it’s defined a bit more narrowly than that. It’s specifically banning “consumer-grade routers” as defined in NIST Internal Report 8425A, which refers to ones “intended for residential use and can be installed by the customer.” npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 💯 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://www.historicstjohnschurch.org/the-speech npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen It's hard to feel optimistic about even the most positive developments when you've spent the last few months watching your nation's founding document and supreme law completely fail to protect the most basic human rights of an entire state's population. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Merry Khanmas, Bibi npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen That Tony Fauci's skull has yet to find a Marine sniper's bullet makes me skeptical of Graham's insinuation that military units are free to choose their missions like levels in a video game. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I swear if nostr was a car it would be Lucille LaRusso's station wagon 🤦♂️ npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rC2hnU-stzI npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen You're probably familiar with the Tate-LaBianca (Manson family) murders but have you ever heard of the Hanafi Massacre, and the hostage crises that it inspired? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Wait, is he suggesting the non-British nominees are all pedophiles? 😳 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen This could probably describe a crypto exchange's relationship with Liz Warren 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen The future of nostr zaps is a 30% routing fee? 😱 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen He's amazed at how many people in their 50s, 60s and 70s run a Bitaxe. I guess you could call it Bingo for old nerds 😂 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I like the analogy that trusting big tech to honor your privacy choices is like trusting a hungry dog not to eat the pizza next to it. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Where's Doc and Marty?! 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Afraid to ask who would pay to rebuild it. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Is this an ad for ppq.ai ? 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/11408c75fce36475a5ab9e998aa32550f5ec423830b7c085ebfe3308caa8403d.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 100T go bye bye npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen They should partner with IROH 😃 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Saw this note and was like why are they talking about DST? and why did I sleep so late? 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) says the DSCNet software suite collects real-time audio and other signal-related intelligence from telephones, microphones, and fax lines – including dialed numbers, phone call content, text messages, and location data from cellular towers – pursuant to court-authorized warrants npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Wonder if the demographics of his old district have ever been studied? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Diesel is $4.69 a gallon at every station in town. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Any other Starlink users notice most of their sent zaps from Primal wallet fail when VPN is off? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://blossom.primal.net/cde73d12e7e896ce507a52384f57490097998965c6700221bf00f844cab0bdc6.jpg npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Atlaspool, the next big thing? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "If a CIA officer were deployed in a war zone, whether overtly or operating under cover (such as posing as a civilian correspondent), their injury would not be logged on standard OSHA compliance forms. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "While civilian media outlets must thread the needle of complying with U.S. labor safety laws for their war correspondents, the U.S. military treats its journalists as soldiers first, utilizing its own extensive casualty and medical tracking systems rather than civilian occupational safety standards." npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen ppqai auto: npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Why were they in a hotel, did our military run out of tents? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Grateful that ebook reader software doesn't function like social media apps, or else swiping back to the previous page would throw you all the way back to the beginning of the book. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Exodus - The Toxic Waltz npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen A long-running lawsuit claiming that a private prison contractor broke federal and Colorado law by forcing immigration detainees to work moved closer to trial Wednesday after the Supreme Court unanimously rejected a bid by the company to toss out the case. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Is this true? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kdUJ5NAnTc npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Cool trick npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen If this was true, the anti-fapping groups would be sponsored by Gillette 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I'm not a coder so I'm expressing my skepticism specifically as a member of camp 1 (fancy google search). npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I'm skeptical that a stationary phone is producing NO useful data for them but if that's true, I bet they're frustrated by the seemingly viral adoption of policies requiring students to lock up their phones when they get to school. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen What does Anthropic's legal team think of this prediction? 🤔 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Stacking sats is like trying to have a sexual relationship with your spouse when you work opposite shift schedules. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen We trained and armed the Mexican cartels npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen What Are Scam Mining Pools and Why Are They Targeting Home Miners? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRix3Jlz2s4 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Nothing like a February haircut to spur your interest in Bitcoin mining 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Seems like in general, boosting a podcast episode works more reliably than zapping a note. Is this due to the 100-sat minimum? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen When you guys are done sniping at each other we've got a money printer to kill. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Someone combine life-like humanoid robots + prepubescent sex dolls + Mossad exploding pager technology. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "That's Image Makers Ink with a K dot com for all your executive resume needs" 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen https://youtu.be/ndPMDBxt_gs npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Nostr reminds me so much of '70s rural OTA television. Mount a monstrosity of an antenna on the roof, have one us kids stand in the snow turning the mast with a pair of vice grips, and the end result was three different stations broadcasting the same State of the Union address. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I've never had one of them crazy nympho ex-girlfriends but I have owned a luxury sedan that probably should have been junked 10 years before I bought it, so I think I can relate. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen And he refused it like a bad ass npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Yes please npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Giving one's phone number to a doctor's office has to be similar to having an extramarital affair. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Anyone ever try ripping the guts out of something like a Baofeng UV-5R and replacing them with a Meshtastic board to get a node with a removable battery? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen It's baffling to me that exactly none of the talking heads who believe the US and Israel should be joined at the hip will propose the obvious solution: US statehood. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Does she mention that this 2018 investigation was opened under the directorship of Trump-nominee Wray and not Obama-appointee Comey? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Always freaked me out doing diaper changes, you'd hold their legs down with one hand to keep them from rolling away while you were grabbing something from the diaper bag and they'd pop straight up off the table Undertaker-style like they'd spent all that time in the womb doing Pilates 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Using a Breakfast Club analogy, would us node runners be Bender or Carl the janitor? 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen TL;DR: govt official who is okay with destroying the purchasing power of women's paychecks is offended by the use of AI to create fake images of said women in states of undress 🤡 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen YT Premium as an ad-blocking solution is quite disappointing because it only blocks YT itself from inserting ads. Unfortunately, the channel owner is under no obligation to serve ad-free versions of their content to YT Premium subscribers. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "They designed it to be able to do that." npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen It's funny when you consider how long gold has been used as a store of value, how long the few have ruled over the many, the massive land holdings of certain individuals and small groups. In spite of all that, we're expected to trust that the sources and experts who lie to us about everything else are telling the truth about gold's scarcity. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Shooting ice buildup off the radio tower 😱 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Americans would be fighting after this 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Minus 312,500,000 sats every ten minutes. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen To be fair, I don't know how to shoe a horse. But I bet there are plenty of how to videos online. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Only 101 trillion remaining! npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Because FVEY made OEMs abandon removable batteries? 🤔 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Agree we need better, not more but maybe it will take bots and agents to deliver the better? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I like 'cold brew August' better than 'February' 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen If no privacy for the people, no secrecy for the state. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen If I gave your note a like instead of a zap, there's a good chance it's because I got a failed zap error, and life's too short to spend trying to figure out why zaps sometimes work and sometimes don't. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Did lawmakers carve out an exemption for themselves? npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen I remember this comic. npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen How else are they supposed to conjure their demonic advisors? 🤣 npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Black box warning label: "Endurance of pain is no assurance of gain." npub1m6x20f4n7uc5ayvjr4xut6g4ldau90fjz202d9nrythl5jq9p3xq579dnn PaulAllen Me: "Lord, please protect me from the temptation to do something stupid with my bitcoin."
