Jaimie's Erotica

Jaimie is a cis-femme bisexual hot-mess who spends far too much time thinking about sex and trying to take 'arty' pictures of her bottom. She has her very own website with #erotica written by her and several pictures of her arse, taken by her. She draws a bit too.
Boosts Welcome!!
The fine print:
I post sexual content, which doesn't mean I'm looking for sex.
I'm sure your penis is lovely but I don't want to see it, ta.
#sexblogger #fuckAI #nobots

Website: https://jaimieserotica.com/

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2026-07-30 19:22:32 CEST

Question for my sex-positive fedi-fam: Does anyone have any recommendations for glycerin-free lube?
Turns out glycerin *now* causes me to have a bout of thrush every time my foo-foo is within 10 metres of a tube of the stuff.
Picked up some Durex 'Naturals Extra Sensitive' earlier, but that stuff is more spendy per 100ml than Bollinger Grand Premier Cru...
I don't want to have to increase my overdraft just to have a wank.

2026-07-28 22:28:50 CEST

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You can never go home; you do know that right??@npub10gl…seww

2026-07-28 22:03:51 CEST

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#hamandpinapple
On a side-note, 'hawaiian' is my safe word. It's a win-win. If I scream it, I either get the electrodes removed from my labia, or I get a fresh and strangely sweet pizza.

2026-07-24 08:39:09 CEST

Morning lovers!
I've got a busy day, so I'm going early with this.
New, long and exceedingly dirty #erotica is live on my site now.
https://jaimieserotica.com/slave-to-love-2-retail-therapy/
https://files.kinkycats.org/media_attachments/files/116/973/564/362/578/891/original/26afefc93d37188c.jpg

2026-06-26 09:28:24 CEST

NEW EROTICA TIME, BABY!!
Because its Filth Friday, as usual.
I actually accidentally published this late last night after doing some final edits and only discovered this morning. In my defence, I was REALLY tired.
Hope you like this one in which I am mean to A and somebody gets a little trick played on them.
https://jaimieserotica.com/close-to-the-edge/
https://files.kinkycats.org/media_attachments/files/116/815/192/894/036/427/original/538ef9200ea602a0.jpg

2026-06-05 23:39:00 CEST

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This does, neatly, sum up my attitude to all forms of IT.
I'd love to be idealistic enough to wrestle with Linux, and trying to mash imperfectly compatible software and hardware together; accepting that I'll never be able to play all the games I want to play on PC but sucking it up because I'm sticking it to the man.
But I won't, because I just want stuff to work without needing a degree in computer science.
I admire those who do, but - frankly - life's too short.

2026-05-20 08:54:25 CEST

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We run different sorts of blogs but...
As at today, most of my traffic comes from SEs and most of that from Google.
Masto is the SM platform that I'm most active on but the traffic I get from here is now virtually nothing. I get more traffic from Bluesky where I have less than a 3rd of the followers I have here. Engagement with my toots here which promote my writing is dwindling. Elsewhere, there's been a great response to my piece that was published last week. Here, its felt like 'meh'.

2026-04-22 14:14:17 CEST

Now that Apple have announced a new CEO is due to arrive soon, I wonder if they'll be deliberately slowing Tim Cook down with a view to completely bricking him when the new one arrives?

2026-03-30 23:45:53 CEST

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Elegantly is the ONLY way to get smashed! Jx

2026-03-30 22:08:22 CEST

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So hot! Also, youre either holding the wine glass close to the camera or its like a bucket with a stem. If the latter, where can I get one??

2026-03-26 12:00:38 CET

Once upon a time (when I was at university) I did a photo-shoot for a top-shelf magazine. I had offers to do more but decided having a side-hustle as a glamour model wasn't compatible with my prospective future career.
In February last year, I wrote a two part #erotica about what might have happened if I'd made a different decision...
https://jaimieserotica.com/jaimie-gets-the-cream-part-1/
https://files.kinkycats.org/media_attachments/files/116/295/091/222/540/601/original/9721fb154d11d6c1.jpg

2026-03-26 11:34:57 CET

I'm working from home today, thank god. Still loads to do though, so I mustn't get distracted by smut...

2026-03-17 22:51:57 CET

Soft strokes of a hand across the warm curves of my arse. Gentle, making me tremble and shift as best I could against the restraints. I would have ground my thighs together if my legs were not grotesquely strapped apart.
‘So lovely. So soft and smooth. Such a shame to have to mark it,’ SHE said.
‘It’s necessary,’ HE replied. ‘She needs to have her wilfulness beaten from her. ‘Spare the rod; spoil the slut’.’
I'm working SO hard to get this new erotica ready for you all by Friday!
Jxx

2026-03-12 18:28:20 CET

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That could have been worse... I've been known to be grumpy with people the next day because of something they did in my dream... :blobcat_dizzy:

2026-03-09 12:32:19 CET

I’ve had the decorators in.
That’s not a euphemism for being on my period; I’ve been working my lily-white arse off to give the website a complete overhaul. It’s cleaner, prettier and, hopefully, much faster. Crucially, it’s now – I’m pretty confident – OSA compliant, too.
I hope you like it.
https://jaimieserotica.com/
#erotica #sexystories
https://files.kinkycats.org/media_attachments/files/116/198/881/764/391/223/original/68c90d754aa441cb.jpg

2026-03-04 22:15:57 CET

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Red is definitely your colour! ❤️

2026-02-21 09:27:26 CET

RE: https://mastodon.social/@girlonthenet/116104878852573042
Yes! This! We're working hard to give you the best - free - content we can. If you like what a sex blogger or eroticist is doing, tell your friends, and the easiest way of doing that is to hit the Share/boost button! ❤️
#note1njh…x9pq

2026-01-29 12:51:24 CET

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Lovely! Your makeup is on point too 😍

2026-01-05 23:53:03 CET

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Fantastic picture. My god - you've got legs to die for! x

2025-12-04 11:52:58 CET

I don't get involved in the politicking online. Nobody cares what I think anyway but let me just say this. ICE adverts aside Spotify has ALWAYS been shit. A vile 'service' that fleeces artists who aren't Taylor Swift or Ed Sheeran. If you love music you should switch immediately. There are plenty of alternatives, all superior. I use Tidal. Better sound quality, more money for the artists, no Nazi adverts.
That's all. I'll go back to flashing my bum and writing smut now.

2025-10-08 21:55:29 CEST

I finally got around to opening a Mastodon profile. Yay for me. I shall pour another glass of wine directly to celebrate this modest win.
I'm a writer of erotica and would love you to drop in to mine sometime. Bring a bottle and I'll tell you a story. Jx
https://jaimieserotica.com/
#erotica #womenserotica #sexywriting
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