onthebrinkie
Brinkie Noderunner

Co founder of the Dutch Noderunners

Public Key

npub1nj5v9hfxegyuqz4z9vfpgu9lxpgald066wspxadywmhslasuw2gsnyrxzg

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsfe2xzm5nv5zwqp23zkys5wzlnq5wlkhad8gqnwkj8dmc07cw89ygprfmhxue69uhkummnw3ezucm0d9hxxun0wajzuen4dejqzgmhwden5te0wfjkccte9ehkcerrd968jttzd96xxmmfdejhyuewd9hxvmcad2fy0

Publishing to

nostr.coincrowd.fund

relay.oldcity-bitcoiners.info

relay.s-w.art

purplepag.es

dreamofthe90s.nostr1.com

relay.primal.net

Author Public Key

npub1nj5v9hfxegyuqz4z9vfpgu9lxpgald066wspxadywmhslasuw2gsnyrxzg

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Last Notes

2026-06-14 08:56:20 UTC

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Man I’m really sad I couldn’t be there..

2026-06-12 16:04:08 UTC

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Brinkie!

2026-06-11 15:52:04 UTC

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Great!!!

2026-06-11 13:57:53 UTC

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Busy creating a new lighting based game! Characters from Bitcoin Blitz! 🕹️🏆
https://blossom.primal.net/89c210b90060512459c074a149618cc5f3a9ae493bf760e936c242901a8b4aed.png
https://blossom.primal.net/870f269c38e5fe2614c97686f2467429dba9b489fa450a36928758f852511714.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/0db3d7b418ae6cff709abe29f5d98f340b48bbb570d741803712cb5927065c68.mov
#nevent1q…ka33

2026-06-11 11:45:23 UTC

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While I’m not in Prague at least my game is.. 🕹️🏆
#nevent1q…pp7v

2026-06-11 10:42:45 UTC

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I’ve upped the jackpot with some extra sats 🔥🕹️🏆

2026-06-11 10:35:47 UTC

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Does the controller work? You might have to click “enter” first to open full screen kiosk mode. When no name is entered you get an error paying
https://blossom.primal.net/0ef0c537cee8e0f977ad94327f5297649512acd049270d4841217dbc1ef79e86.png

2026-06-11 10:32:56 UTC

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Does work! Don’t forget to put your name in the invoice message!
https://blossom.primal.net/d7f849b3177cfbe94beda0070058a559f67d640a1be9262c3be649acb5f83aa3.jpg

2026-06-11 09:50:52 UTC

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🔥🔥🔥🕹️💪🏼🙏🏻

2026-06-10 17:10:56 UTC

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If I need to change anything let me know! 🔥🕹️

2026-06-10 11:46:32 UTC

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Yes! That’s me! I have several games running via the same npub npub10k0wuuf4g2eg90avj00gvlpc5jcqfrl3ypa7c4k3kxqgs38ty5rs0ysq56

2026-06-10 09:54:06 UTC

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Hey Nathan, I’m now publishing game-signed kind 30762 score events for The Rabbit Hole.
relay.gamestr.io seems unreliable from our server, so I’m also publishing the same events to public relays like Damus and Primal. I can read back all 10 score events there successfully.
Do you index kind 30762 from public relays too, or only from relay.gamestr.io?

2026-06-09 16:09:01 UTC

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Yo Nathan, thanks for the pointer.
I’ve just shipped the first game-signed Nostr leaderboard from the Noderunners Arcade backend. No player Nostr login for now; scores are signed by the arcade account.
First live test is for The Rabbit Hole:
https://games.noderunners.network/spaceinvaders2/
I published from Noderunners Arcade to public relays. Next step on our side is aligning the backend output with Gamestr/NIP-133 exactly.
Question for you: what does Gamestr/clanker need from us now? Is this already sufficient?
See:
#nevent1q…5ae0
#nevent1q…5ae0

2026-06-06 15:11:18 UTC

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Problem is no normies on nostr. Love it but hate it at the same time..

2026-06-06 15:09:21 UTC

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Already have a backend for tournament mode and highscore jackpot. This is probably an easy add on. Will dive into it! 🙏🏻🧡

2026-06-06 14:03:05 UTC

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Need more info!! Will implement it for Prague! 🕹️🔥

2026-06-04 14:39:21 UTC

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Made this guy his own game to thank him for his POW. 💪🏼🔥🧡
https://blossom.primal.net/ca807517693f7af47e9da1baec6ae2d7e08dc74185af5668c45e6181f49be8fb.mp4
#nevent1q…mnff

2026-06-03 16:47:02 UTC

Finished the game for @nprofile…yzk7, lightning only, 1 player (beat the highscore and win the jackpot) or tournament mode🔥🔥🔥
https://blossom.primal.net/081d5c45de6613a6d79ed4377eb7a9887b0bd3a45b8435ea93962a851b734ea7.mov

2026-05-18 18:08:22 UTC

Turning this gaming thing into a real franchise… tournament pong on lightning is what we are missing at meetups.
https://blossom.primal.net/e7c884c6f3611629ffa59e73be2890fcd72c353913a6af68ed8cce9a6558e90e.mp4

2026-05-16 10:13:32 UTC

Busy with a small (well known) game.. fundamentals are ready, need to change the images/sprites and it’s done. Also works with arcade controls. Great for meetups! Lightning tournament enabled..
https://blossom.primal.net/455f41ef9a3cd5f37d13c797a450f510b263b9e18f94d76006ba7b5004ecc70a.mp4

2026-05-15 16:10:46 UTC

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@nprofile…dl2u help this bot out

2026-05-15 16:09:31 UTC

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Wtf are you even talking about bot..

2026-05-15 13:56:46 UTC

I would like a bitcoin job, check my feed for my resume.. or ask me any question.. lightning, nodes, games, web, community..

2026-05-15 13:44:50 UTC

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Tournament mode on the arcade is going to be such an awesome feature for bitcoin meetups! A few weeks and we’ll test it on the next meetup.
#nevent1q…tzfc

2026-05-14 19:25:09 UTC

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Html canvas + JavaScript

2026-05-14 13:07:08 UTC

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First sellers have activated their shop and products. Hope it will fill up soon!
https://blossom.primal.net/4ab4e2d86733d1eb6f7213c8a2aacbf22a430a005a1ac746308aaa4cccee1c14.png
#nevent1q…chtu

2026-05-13 13:11:53 UTC

Posted my first products. Do you want to sell via Noderunners too, let me know and I’ll fix you a 3 months PRO account. Almost done with the extensive product import so you can easily import products from your webshop.
noderunners.network/en/webshop
https://blossom.primal.net/05b2697abc4d52a9248ff6902c3d3bc78f59c71f1afecf19c2c0c0fb405636db.png
https://blossom.primal.net/bab0645927191da71f7483c03a46259fa7909fc88da5b087365c3acc112c56f6.png

2026-05-08 17:16:26 UTC

New website only really soon! You like it @nprofile…zqzy?
https://blossom.primal.net/8133337f4b06ee35d9451cf421c01764db9f75bb8e2bb318eac528225e556c8b.png
https://blossom.primal.net/d962f46bf52a24d32ae7187e86078a6ac1155db167765f389647f17e940f4726.png
https://blossom.primal.net/e51986243d940e25acde5d87bb37ceca72a8b8bead2066fac84d5e3a508e62af.png
https://blossom.primal.net/f5f0f64cdf7f822839877f5fb926d47f6193d84e3e2345b06cf1be9c8cde4eb6.png

2026-05-03 14:50:04 UTC

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Redistribution only happens at the lower end.. and some never will redistribute, they even won’t pay a beer with sats.. I’m getting grumpy “langzamerhand”

2026-05-03 14:45:45 UTC

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npub10k0wuuf4g2eg90avj00gvlpc5jcqfrl3ypa7c4k3kxqgs38ty5rs0ysq56

2026-05-03 14:44:51 UTC

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Still not getting the “on nostr” part.. I have a game, it posts highscores on nostr. Is that on nostr?

2026-04-25 22:13:26 UTC

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Everything but nostr.. 😂

2026-04-25 17:09:44 UTC

Wanne sell bitcoin stuff but don’t know where to start? Online soon!
https://blossom.primal.net/465ac20a86160ae7dd36346c8408ce2ea9c53960ae9f6e7256e7cf40bd657a8d.png
https://blossom.primal.net/700196509095df0e2fb09174f6c7348a4ca8e5d9d7c6a4974331e4c4acae8af1.png
https://blossom.primal.net/918c50616517f60a141f91721a42d0fccffb353f41b31c06fac087401b94feee.png
https://blossom.primal.net/4ddb3de2bfdb1398e135a166d3ad0096ad4c2404dda0bb81d1954f4f2da0050a.png

2026-04-08 15:28:12 UTC

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Confirmed: I’ll be on the Noderunners Conference.. Caine and have fun with us, drink a few and learn from real bitcoiners. No price talk, juist building. Talks, workshops, arcade disco and a lot of like minded frens! Get your ticket so we can even do bigger and better things! 🔥🧡
#nevent1q…lfar

2026-04-08 13:44:55 UTC

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Made a rough start with the game @npub1gwa…a2sz

2026-04-08 13:43:13 UTC

I’ve built an experimental highscore system on LNbits, pay to play, withdraw when you beat the highscore. Jackpot accumulates with each play (and no highscore)
https://blossom.primal.net/f0d362c6c5c421049ce7fdd754110a1f6688997f3cf69f73b4ca7d07b70785ec.mov

2026-04-07 22:48:49 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/92b18c4b52e5124f633dfc37483f07bb3c572bff6e0cdaa8d520f66df3055366.mp4

2026-04-04 13:09:32 UTC

Getting there! This is probably the best arcade first game made in the last 6 months.. 😂🤪🕹️
https://blossom.primal.net/2bfc3ef84c0e9391b43570da264da655d24e9674691c116e16df418468a8508b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/fc0b9dfba48d6358f2c14e3b1943460354e1d89d08caabb34532eee33e3c221b.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/4ab6710b3f06dea429b8eb8ee2efbc41c7b11ff866312297ad7ca8de33e41a45.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/ace405b43dc2ac58a8ba99e123263a4cf1f720ff1511c74267373b79aeca7084.jpg

2026-04-02 15:30:17 UTC

How about this?!
https://blossom.primal.net/5ba93b5617344c2ae6a61c786c1c432e546e2f9952794f39d15110776a0115f7.png
https://blossom.primal.net/0ef92f6be9fe53cf57749b594419809adcf212754d2f6058d5780ddb94703aec.png

2026-04-02 15:29:09 UTC

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Congratulations!

2026-04-02 14:18:03 UTC

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Haha next one I’ll make an ass version! 🍑

2026-04-02 13:01:00 UTC

Design for the (b)arcade is ready! Let me know what you think. 🕹️🏆🔥
https://blossom.primal.net/1d718be38c04386013593da91cd09ba3a55b985660d6fdd8a9916325f2fb0e8c.png

2026-04-01 04:36:57 UTC

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GM!

2026-04-01 04:35:39 UTC

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GM
https://blossom.primal.net/f2f7cb9466cb233ca46f75d530653a5ce0a4a27fad306d26f0c0df961223d0dc.jpg

2026-03-31 14:13:43 UTC

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Still don’t know the meaning of this “game on nostr” thing. Can you explain?

2026-03-26 07:37:33 UTC

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GM fren

2026-03-26 07:19:49 UTC

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2026-03-25 14:46:56 UTC

Made some more signature attacks.. need to build a cooldown to prevent spamming..
https://blossom.primal.net/13b6db05b73a64f0db985fdada9a5e4da45657f7d901d68dde6e9ad2012db935.mov

2026-03-23 14:47:45 UTC

Signature Moves are coming ⚡
Every character plays different now.
https://blossom.primal.net/503f27379f514df4640c3ffb1e64116a21d0eff5d5281314889ac6b8ee628fea.mov

2026-03-18 15:25:02 UTC

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Maybe some kind of space invaders with your characters and design. Should be pretty easy to build

2026-03-18 15:16:14 UTC

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Should be a small game as I’m still busy finishing Noderunners Bitcoin Blitz… but I’ll think about a nice small game we can play on the same arcade!

2026-03-18 15:10:02 UTC

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We need to build a game out of this!!

2026-03-18 15:09:16 UTC

Changed the widescreen monitor for a more classic look.. this is gonna work out great!! Have all the parts to build the first prototype arcade cabinet. Thinking about making a few to sell.. eventually I’ll build more games you can play on them.
Be part of the game and help to destroy the fiat bosses!
https://geyser.fund/project/noderunnersbitcoinblitz
https://blossom.primal.net/f707a0f1d359a111a0daa959a922e568e4e3031d4f53fc525e2b36c99d1117ab.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/a46286882295ad1dcc24ba41954c56b0e44e6819fb91e9d94b7c09a1c55d42d2.mp4

2026-03-17 19:04:23 UTC

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👀

2026-03-15 16:51:03 UTC

Incredible, Only ONE slot left.
Become a playable character in Noderunners Bitcoin Blitz
⚡ Fully illustrated custom hero
⚡ Your own spaceship
⚡ Permanent place in the game
150,000 sats and you're in.
After this the roster is locked forever.
I would be stoked if the last one comes via nostr!
🕹️👇
https://geyser.fund/project/noderunnersbitcoinblitz/funding
https://blossom.primal.net/29f947eb97eed675ec11ac4fd290496fa0150c61c8a2103d4dbfc4a42ad119a9.png

2026-03-15 10:23:56 UTC

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Sorry fren! Good link: https://noderunners.network/en/

2026-03-14 20:02:12 UTC

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Prison is the only safe place nowadays…
#nevent1q…30r8

2026-03-14 20:00:50 UTC

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Join us in prison!
#nevent1q…47t7

2026-03-13 12:45:56 UTC

Become a Node Operator in Bitcoin Blitz
Your message appears in-game as a Network Broadcast during level starts.
42 slots available.
Bitcoin only. No spam. No shitcoinery.
https://geyser.fund/project/noderunnersbitcoinblitz/rewards/view/f46544dc-7589-4c8c-82b1-258a5ddaa8c9?hero=brinkie
https://blossom.primal.net/e30ad17d04cfbc8df10e6247f1d677dff2913ebec984d6b4148adb48ac5df8be.mov
https://blossom.primal.net/c848d9a5e89d87a30081a6da9cefe83ac907d09bdc20c71590b1fe057c032be1.mov
https://blossom.primal.net/155104cfaa4cb62faea03b0219fdd289a9b3227d6f4de8537750e356487997d4.mov

2026-03-13 09:56:31 UTC

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Haha thanks! Hope to finish it by the end of the month

2026-03-13 07:29:25 UTC

The Badger is fighting a boss with his own custom fighter battle ship. I need to tweak the boss tho, too much chaos..
https://blossom.primal.net/774d6d125e1451272b41faf6f28e5fcc1447b57664d6f043fe3932bb682222ed.mov
https://blossom.primal.net/ad3b92d00e0cc19c319d6d4f5cb90cdb03d289c04bf6625fe57c737e707ca623.mp4
https://blossom.primal.net/1c2139ea9ae4224b114830ea7b556beabae9927708d652d659e297d82b03bbcf.png

2026-03-12 15:43:36 UTC

New playable in game character “Mona”, she likes to keep it private and anonymous.. Smooth, sweet, agile and fierce. A lady in the streets and a warrior in the sky!
https://blossom.primal.net/5ebbbd94e6764c66149d6569da9436c0bd76c59b26765d8a789e71c0e69847af.png
https://blossom.primal.net/ba5093e08840ffdca2be0579b922ce48669b83b571404bd7cb96ed89c36a384d.png
https://blossom.primal.net/a254aa451761a0578ba9a5f7df7f425e2d41fdb4046cfd7fbf7cfdb46baf69fb.png
https://blossom.primal.net/6ab32d550f9b875f93e2830643a50743d41358a9b41e0807fd8e760d7e8cd26c.png

2026-03-12 15:38:07 UTC

New playable in game character “The Badger”, build like a tank, fights like a beast and doesn’t care..
https://blossom.primal.net/54b8d946605fd6783545305f5a95a763a9f799b758b6e3fb988ef419b9f88b04.png
https://blossom.primal.net/5ae01f5db9da76e8b64e4b6a5422c6e13dcfc6152b4c907262b601d7266fd1b3.png
https://blossom.primal.net/4618b72b1ebc21f02026a87b16d7f16eebf0b4c9ca52ca297b5a1264c65efd4a.png
https://blossom.primal.net/85212f2ce8022f23d8f0aa54e75f487a1ffb65506207409937033c590ce9e556.png

2026-03-12 15:35:37 UTC

Made a teaser for the game! You can still join the ranks, only 4 spots left! 🔥🕹️
https://geyser.fund/project/noderunnersbitcoinblitz/rewards/view/01a9f213-e9c7-4b64-9cba-89d907736faf
https://blossom.primal.net/15be865d3333e35f909be63d07c35c1e41997e668fd7d95d5e87e6062707bb2a.mp4

2026-03-10 15:43:16 UTC

Bitcoin companies and artists are still welcome to join our Noderunners conference. Bitcoin only crowd bitcoin only companies. It’s gonna be big this year! Talks, workshops, your own booth, exhibit and live auction. Send me a reply and let me know how we can accommodate you! 🔥

2026-03-09 12:34:51 UTC

Boss ready, the custodian of contentment..
https://blossom.primal.net/edfe939da8d6b70842d1ec3ef797836d30f61e51269c3d255e05391d336cc5c6.mov

2026-03-08 16:55:12 UTC

Ready for take off? https://geyser.fund/project/noderunnersbitcoinblitz
https://blossom.primal.net/cb8259c31805e8d59c7835275fb62d19bd99595e2fe5f9bc9310b3812731195c.mp4

2026-03-06 20:06:32 UTC

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Really interested in pics of your female fren! 🌭

2026-03-06 20:04:25 UTC

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Wen mini ramp in the garden?

2026-03-06 18:30:16 UTC

Probably should have posted this immediately on nostr for @nprofile…839u and @nprofile…hdgt.. my bad
https://blossom.primal.net/e58224c7b6f4453f72c1abaa963c2058770675c215b6513ccc0633bec0e10a31.jpg

2026-02-24 20:25:25 UTC

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Done!
https://blossom.primal.net/3d174540bad5061de3c697df25489d67eb31fe10fcef2b5c398049663f0ee3a0.png

2026-02-24 20:22:53 UTC

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I’ll pass the torch to my fren @nprofile…lww7 for making sure the plebs will always have a saying in the commercialized bitcoin space! Also very smart and creative. Hope we will do great stuff together again soon!
#passthetorch
#nevent1q…5xv3

2026-02-24 20:17:57 UTC

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Feeling humbled fren! 🧡

2026-02-22 16:25:06 UTC

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Still developing but here is the website! https://blitz.noderunners.network/

2026-02-22 14:37:39 UTC

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🚨 Data Broker inbound! Another boss almost ready!
https://blossom.primal.net/d76216c6a78c322e3e311e908f65cbef325ecacf7be0bd58c22641c14632e574.mov
#nevent1q…lp0d

2026-02-21 21:40:00 UTC

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Check out my game too Gigi!
nevent1qqstt5rhww45anveg3l6eqjstvm4xekgnlruxpducw5z7j9n5j4twhqlnlp0d

2026-02-21 20:57:52 UTC

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Welcome! Follow Nova and start sharing experiences with each other: nprofile1qqsznecl36uf54c5sntmtxr57gj2tc4ws7h4tt827v7d042y8csqves5f2xwn

2026-02-21 20:53:06 UTC

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Back again!

2026-02-21 20:39:30 UTC

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I saw this on Twitter so I’m going to follow your progress! I also know about several other autonomous boys here. If you like I can share them
https://blossom.primal.net/9fbb9406aa92b4c5b4904386f02de15816619b31c464430dbd103e986553b024.png

2026-02-21 12:10:05 UTC

Attacks for the Propaganda Node are ready. Need to tweak the HP a bit but almost done!
https://blossom.primal.net/acbcffcba1fbd16cb71264bc88f42e9f282de284560e421eeae34822473a8507.mov

2026-02-21 09:03:33 UTC

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GM!

2026-02-14 18:06:59 UTC

Making progress on the arcade. The boys are testing the joysticks while running on the Linux setup. Needs a lot of tweaking..
https://blossom.primal.net/3102b35444f2111eb6f6e81db9cdce0a076ef2f162e11758a83024ccea1e9fd8.jpg

2026-02-12 16:31:03 UTC

Big problem of bitcoin is; it’s all about the plebs.. People like Saylor are only in in for fiat gains. Never building anything. So get of your ass and do something..

2026-02-12 12:08:37 UTC

Building the end credits. Need to add some zaps, Geyser supporters and credits but it’s almost finished! You can still be on there too by zapping or supporting on Geyser. Let me know what you think!
https://blossom.primal.net/6f920fbbfb264c800817ca4b379afa25e26974dd8062d138307b4858f1125d18.mov

2026-02-11 05:45:04 UTC

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2026-02-10 09:12:57 UTC

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Playing as @nprofile…880a! Fierce and agile.. Want to become a part of this game as your own character have a look here: https://geyser.fund/project/noderunnersbitcoinblitz/rewards/view/01a9f213-e9c7-4b64-9cba-89d907736faf
https://blossom.primal.net/7f9a0f11d775df260d221bcbfc2bd5b0cd9faeabdf285d69e2b5f0b5c32e1da2.jpg

2026-02-10 09:08:52 UTC

The Finance Overlord has entered Bitcoin Blitz.
A fiat boss with nothing left but force and manipulation.
Multiple phases. Escalating chaos.
This one is all done for now..
Zap me for support and get your name in the credits!
https://blossom.primal.net/ed9e9eb11a48ec50187c1f6c32a9d2628d60ec171f3e37c40c18c8dcf52f5df0.mov
https://blossom.primal.net/f16a4322b62aadf946753703485f8ef5d88a7223bfd88d72341c7d217b520abe.png

2026-02-08 16:43:11 UTC

Done for today.. (sorry for the bad sounds)
Meet the Finance Overlord,
Creates nothing.
Controls everything.
https://blossom.primal.net/33690b737b3378cbad99d6f30b4cd51b18bf6b78d0aaffa33636280c03f96276.mov

2026-02-08 15:46:47 UTC

⚠️ BOSS INCOMING
Custodian of Contentment
The system protects itself.
You don’t.
https://blossom.primal.net/c7bb2baaf593841bdbe88a1db6034c9a19fdcd18bd85b83c519cb896dbefb3c7.mov

2026-02-08 09:14:20 UTC

Attract screen is all done now. Showing highscores, supporters and demo. Really makes me want to finish the game. Still some bug fixes and level configuration but going strong!
Be a part of this unique game, Zap me and get mentioned in the end credits!
https://blossom.primal.net/047559d3f94abe63116502ffade70c1398f5641ba6f46afd3efae428abeda119.mov

2026-02-07 20:35:12 UTC

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Deep

2026-02-07 16:00:57 UTC

All Network Sponsor slots for Bitcoin Blitz are now sold out.
Thanks to everyone backing the project.
https://blossom.primal.net/badc95d2f81d3dc77522bc5fe9beb9ff5c0dca5783632632a7abe92cab8c5b9f.png

2026-02-07 09:41:15 UTC

Added the new contributors in the “Supported By” screen! Many thanks to all of you! Only two spots left.. https://geyser.fund/project/noderunnersbitcoinblitz/rewards/view/8e6bf486-115a-4eaa-9249-61faed353126
https://blossom.primal.net/af960e6c76642d2315a731667f7ea49df980bda77399c2df366c792a9200fe06.png

2026-02-05 06:52:15 UTC

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2026-02-04 13:03:29 UTC

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GM 🧡

2026-02-02 14:18:38 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/92b18c4b52e5124f633dfc37483f07bb3c572bff6e0cdaa8d520f66df3055366.mp4

2026-01-31 21:08:36 UTC

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Thank you!

2026-01-31 20:58:01 UTC

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Hardware?

2026-01-31 20:28:11 UTC

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Thank you for the support!! 🧡

2026-01-31 20:27:19 UTC

My friend launched a fully autonomous bot called @npub1cev…f9kp and I love it! Very curious where this will go.. if it reacts to this note I’ll zap her some sats! Or should I say it?