I'm your everyday immigrant blue-collar, and pretty much every stereotype applies. I don't code, I don't have value to add, I don't even have a computer. Take it for what it is and don't have expectations. I'm here to learn.
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Last Notes npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin "Here's a big shrimp!" 🤦 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 🙏 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin And this is what makes you funny. 😂🫂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Me! 🤣 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I post a few times a day. 😂 I use Wisp, Primal and Amethyst. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Is it too early? npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Because you zapped, here's one only for you. If you zoom in a bit, you can see the snow on top of the mountains. (The French Alps) npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 4 pictures ago was the GM one npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin It's already the 4th. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Maybe today I'll spam you with pics. 🤷 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Huh! #Amethyst gave me an on-chain address. GFY and don't send me anything! 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin There is a special feeling. All of a sudden, it feels like swimming in velvet. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin As the spokesperson for my normies, I fully agree. Joke aside, wanting to grow Nostr "because freedom fighters and truth tellers" is naive at best. Not everyone was banned from traditional social media for "telling it how it is", and we should stop pretending that it's bad for everyone. You do your work and I'll post my normie shit hoping that the retention improves. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Probably this is how oligarchs think. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Got it: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin GM npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Nothing says STYLE like a fucking plate hung above the TV. 🤣 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin That's why we drink all day instead. 🍻 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I don't know the cigar terminology, what does it mean to tie in this context? npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin They can't find anyone dumber, yet. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Really, no tobacco and dumb shit?! 😂 One sign that you had a great time is when the next day you check with a high pulse the wallet and phone. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin We know what we like. 🤣😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I just remembered that I posted a picture some days ago of a place and I wanted to send you their ad but I forgot. So here it is. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin The weather was shit today so I had leg day out of spite. For the first time, I regretted not taking the elevator. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'm a normie -> I fully agree 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin We were more fun "back then" when we got drunk and randomly zap people for the dumbest shit. Now it's more about asking Grok to generate an image with a golden coin and family something than a regular picture with beer at noon. Post your experiences, anon, stop caring about those motherfuckers that criticise your food for not being pure enough for their gentle stomachs. If you're having an Extrawurst Sandwich with mustard and a 2-litre plastic beer bottle, post it, it's what we need to remember that we're not fucking bots. Fuck the Online Inquisition, Nostr should represent freedom! 🍻 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I didn't say anything about cunts. 😂 This time... npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Bro put himself in Game of Thrones and solved it. 🤣😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin GFY 🖕😂🖕 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin GM npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin GM npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Shortly, I'll probably post only for you. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin A few pictures from Fête de la Rose (Roses Festival) from Grasse (south of France). npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin A few pictures from Fête de la Rose (Roses Festival) from Grasse (south of France). npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Life can be beautiful. Now GFY! 🖕 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin The flea market of Antibes. Ridiculous and beautiful at the same time. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin The flea market of Antibes npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin It was a very rhetorical question. And yes, I did. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin What's wrong with offline communities? 😂🍻 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://blossom.primal.net/aad6832393efa21545a10d52648cbb15ec2a04fdbe1978e99ed8c24e63372fb4.jpg npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin They lock their doors when they pass Earth. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I think that pretty much every unsolicited life advice is stupid, unless it is at least meant to be funny. That being said, here's some life advice from my wife. 😂 "I'll always outrun the drinkers and outdrink the runners." npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I think we did pretty well before the internet, our drinking games were something different, to say the least. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin GM! I really hope that this is your picture. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://blossom.primal.net/3cca80b2b5e2f17daf545961966220418b55e112b7424f240e5166f7201818ca.jpg npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Almost all with trains are mine. Croatia is "inconvenient" for me because I live between Austria and France and the shortest route is through Italy. I speak French, some German and enough Italian to get around, and this matters when travelling with a kid, "just in case". While Croatia wouldn't be a big issue language-wise (I spoke some Serbian between 21 and 25 years old), it got a bit too expensive for my taste. I mean, €50 just for a fucking sunbed is ridiculous. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin If this doesn't make you at least like trains, you're a fake autist. 😂🖕 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Imo, you're the most normal person in Nostr! 🤣😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Cheers! Now it's windy af. Here are some pictures for you. The French Riviera is called Côte d'Azur in French, meaning Coast of Azure, because of the colour that the Mediterranean Sea has here. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Ciao da Sanremo! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Before the Monaco Grand Prix, which takes place on June 7 (with practice on 5 & 6 and the qualifying on 6), there are all kinds of events "to milk the cow" that are not limited to Monaco or Monte Carlo. These are some older pictures from the Rallye Antibes Côte d'Azur". npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin You're the fan of my pictures, I can't let you down. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin But some pictures especially for you I can still offer: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I was sober, I don't have any excuses. 🤣 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I did it to myself. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin So do I but some rain makes you do things like this. A lot of cunts in sight! 😂 They're getting ready for the Monaco Grand Prix, Formula 1. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Asl pls 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Bad weather so here's a bit of #carstr npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Well, we're back to this. 🍻 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I also wanted to add "and this is how I ended up reading a lot of gay shit" but I kept it simple. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin https://npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9.blossom.band/41894904111d0425b909b7e8aacf3082cb2633965a1d66f5369977b193d09ede.jpg npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I don't drink red wine. 🤷 Mostly dry white wine while in Austria and a lot of local-ish rosé (Côtes de Provence) while in France. In Italy, I just drink a lot because it's too inexpensive. 😂 Salute! 🥂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin That cub market, this is bear market: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 😂 Voici! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Des bateaux ⛵ npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin La mer npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Des fromages npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin There are no fishermen left, only oligarchs. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin GM npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Buongiorno! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Pink inside?! That's one special way to say he's a cunt. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Tho I thought you might enjoy this: npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Don't incriminate yourself! 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Dude, the post is from yesterday. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Cupcakes! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin How many people know that yesterday was Jazz International Day?! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Live it, do it once in a while! 🤌 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin You have nothing to thank for, this is Nostr! 🫂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin You drinking beer?! I was expecting wine. 🍻 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Come on! Let's make a #zapathon for the drunk Europeans who have beer and cigarettes on the table. I'll zap in the next 20 minutes the replies with pictures that feel genuine. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin There's always a racist mother fucker! 🤣😂 (Kidding!) npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Any drunks from Europe? A bit curious.... npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Enough internet for today. 🍻🥨🥃🚬 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I was with my daughter and a friend of hers at an expo for children, KAWS' Art & Comix, and out of about 50 pictures this is all I was "allowed" to keep because they didn't like the pictures. 🤦 Anyways, enjoy. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin GM npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin And the cherry on top is when a country with a debt of 38 trillion wants to know your credit score. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 😂 Now I won't be able to unsee it. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I'm thinking more like "Blinded by the Flag", as a nod to "America First" and so on. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Trust me when I say it's my pleasure to see anything other than "the usual", even if I have to post it. 🫂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin It's official, Banksy's newest work. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin While the serious people are at the conference, Nostr is mine and I'll post all the crap. I have a funny idea for the conspiracy enjoyers. What if Melania was the intended target? There's a devil to be found in the details... npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Austria had its own Bob Ross Show called The Rage of Painting but something went pretty dark at some point. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin If you want the last week or so of politics compressed in 1 minute, here it is. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin 😂 I thought that we'd have to choose at some point to be slaves for the AI or for our wives, not both at the same time. npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin I had a few hours alone at home and, because I'm a real man, I cleaned the windows. 😂 I'm telling you, I'm fearless, the pride of my ancestors! 🤣 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Moar! npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin Hopefully, I won't start feeling lonely. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin At this point, I might be the only one who wasn't at the conference. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin If a bot doesn't reply to this with "Why not bot", it's a missed opportunity. 😂 npub1njazsude53reg6e7jmz6jvvgyamf5twca93sn3px3yhxpsp9yakqwaf3t9 Constantin One doesn't exclude the other. ✌️
