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2026-07-30 19:29:42 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 make sense. That's how antivenom was always made - you'd inject horses with increasing doses of venom and when they develop immunity you'd extract the antibodies from their blood plasma. They still do that today. I seriously doubt what the guy's body makes is universal though.

2026-07-30 18:54:09 UTC

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@nprofile…gaa4 @nprofile…u6vd oh yeah. If you're testifying in front of the congress it's always under oath - that's why the fucker pleaded the 5th instead of just lying like he always had.

2026-07-30 18:22:40 UTC

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@nprofile…c2ja true dat

2026-07-30 18:06:22 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 Iran produces even less than 5%. But the amount of oil normally flowing through the straight of Hormuz makes up roughly 20% of the world supply. It's not only Iran there, ya know.

2026-07-30 17:58:31 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 there's Suez and that's something Egypt will defend. Of course fully loaded VLCC can't transit Suez, but if the situation continues they will definitely commission a bunch of smaller tankers. The real issue is the capacity of the pipelines.

2026-07-29 18:49:15 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 and first martyr - the blessed Marvin of Granby
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2026-07-29 18:41:06 UTC

I think I'll start a new religion. It will be called the church of fafology.

2026-07-29 05:06:14 UTC

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@nprofile…l3qy can have it done in 20. Just let me grab the keys real quick lol
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2026-07-29 05:03:45 UTC

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@nprofile…d3qt ok, ok, fine. No need to nit-pick that much though ;)

2026-07-28 19:56:16 UTC

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@nprofile…jq23 pretty gross, ain't it lol

2026-07-28 19:51:37 UTC

I should probably stop molesting this poor dune coon, but.... 😂
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2026-07-25 21:05:57 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 only if you're no sand monkey, because if you are, it's either arousing or offensive lol

2026-07-25 20:02:18 UTC

Get yourself politically incorrect t-shirt. Or not. Whatever. If you want one, use reverse image search - I'm not promoting merch. It's a cool one tho, not gonna lie 😉
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2026-07-25 05:15:36 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc @nprofile…rq7v yeah, lol. All fake news and revisionism 😉

2026-07-25 04:51:39 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v well, technically, he was already elected 3 times even though the constitution says you can only be elected to the office twice, so if you count that as a precedent... 🤔😉
Not that I think it will fly in the supreme court, but I guess we'll see

2026-07-25 04:44:08 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v pretty sure he has to amend the constitution first. Or repeal the 22nd amendment (whatever the process is)

2026-07-24 19:20:39 UTC

My favorite 3 so far lol
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2026-07-23 12:46:45 UTC

🤣🤣🤣
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2026-07-23 06:34:49 UTC

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@nprofile…eqfl fuck yeah! Lettuce is what food eats. And my pet snail, of course, but it was a gift so I'm kinda stuck with it lol

2026-07-22 17:41:07 UTC

Hey can someone explain to me how Iranians are Persians? I mean, they don't read cuneiforms, they don't worship Ahura Mazda, or do anything that Persian were doing (maybe with a few exceptions), even before 1935 the country was Persia only in name... How does that work? Am I an ancient Roman? 🤔

2026-07-22 14:06:07 UTC

Remember this one the next time Curry plays the goat jingle 🤣
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2026-07-21 09:27:33 UTC

Anyone here has any experience with them cheap foldable electric wheelchairs from china? Can they go up a ramp with a grandma sitting in them?
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2026-07-21 08:47:23 UTC

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@nprofile…36ex government came knocking

2026-07-20 09:38:56 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s if I'll ever get an EV, somebody please put me out of my misery

2026-07-18 14:13:25 UTC

Future head of the English church, ladies and gents lol
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2026-07-17 16:36:57 UTC

The last one for today, I swear. Ish 🤣
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2026-07-17 12:12:08 UTC

That's me just asking for jihad shit, I guess.
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2026-07-16 15:04:05 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6 they eat pretty much anything, yeah. But they kinda tend to be black - I can't recall when was the last time I've seen a redhead squirrel.
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2026-07-15 18:08:03 UTC

Damn she fugly!
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2026-07-14 18:13:37 UTC

Hey if the taxman can take your candy away because you failed to pay your land tax, then bo is the land yours to begin with? It kinda seems to me that any "land ownership" is a misnomer because what it really is is a lease from the government. Or am I missing something 🤔

2026-07-14 16:26:12 UTC

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@nprofile…t9ea to be fair though, it actually tastes good. But the smell.... Oh boy! 😂

2026-07-14 15:25:09 UTC

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@nprofile…t9ea you only say it's the absolute worst because you never tried durian at a Filipino street stand. Just saying 😂

2026-07-14 12:21:24 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v I don't think "benevolent dictatior" was ever a thing, ya know. I mean, there were some that would appear that wayz but that's as only because they always feared the popular uprising. Seems to me like. It always needs to be balanced to actually work - if you have a dictator/desote, you also need the plebs that can overturn him if things get too sideways. Classic grassroots accountability, ya know

2026-07-14 09:40:28 UTC

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@nprofile…f95v well, to be fair, Rome did way better under kings and then under emperors than it ever did as an actual, non-just-in-name republic, so there's that. Perhaps it is the way to go, just gotta make sure that you have enough pitchforks and torches to fuck up the ruler real good when he crosses the line 🤔

2026-07-13 17:58:57 UTC

Hey what's Muslim for "Jesus fuckin' Christ"? Muhammad fuckin' Abdullah? That doesn't sound quite right 🤔

2026-07-13 08:26:02 UTC

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@nprofile…jdwz according to google: `On average, around 50,000 to 58,000 people die every month in the UK`
Heatwave saves lives, I guess 😂

2026-07-12 07:44:41 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 my money's on Yechiel Leiter. Say whatever you want about them Israeli, but when it comes to this kind of shit they're almost always a safe bet lol

2026-07-11 15:47:34 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 well, not the debt per se, but he did question its legitimacy. Or at least that's how I interpreted those remarks

2026-07-10 06:35:35 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc well, fuck. Can't set up some sort of remote monitoring, maybe based on power consumption, so at least you would need to watch the thing all the time?

2026-07-09 17:20:17 UTC

Uh oh.
Seriously though, motherfuckers fire drones and missiles at civilian shipping, but it's the US side who violates the memorandum. Jesus tap-dancing christ where do they make all those goatfuckers?!
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2026-07-09 17:07:49 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s how much did you pay for that? If it was more than 5 euros, it ain't poor man's wine, ya know. At least before shipping and customs haha

2026-07-08 12:20:28 UTC

Looks like he's finally realizing that you can't fuckin' negotiate with those goatfuckers. Bout time
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2026-07-08 12:14:54 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 hopefully he means what he says this time around. I mean, c'mon! Whether you like the US hegemony in the middle east or not, he did offer those goatfuckers pretty darn good deal. All they had to do was to behave like a half civilized nation, but nah, they gotta go their goatfucking way. How do you even negotiate with someone who only understands the stick?

2026-07-08 07:38:57 UTC

600 motherfuckin' euros! Thanks, AI.
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2026-07-04 19:15:50 UTC

Hey do you guys add solar to your hamburger patties? I'm asking because until recently I'd just mix hamburger meat, chopped up onions a few drops of soy sauce and call it a day, but recently I feel like it needs salt 🤔

2026-06-22 18:48:03 UTC

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@nprofile…3hmk @nprofile…ycmw I seriously doubt that not hitting that school would do it. I mean, I'm pretty sure that the US has the means to force Iran into unconditional surrender, just like they did with Japan back in the day, but there's no polite will to go there these days. Probably for the best

2026-06-22 15:52:57 UTC

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@nprofile…3hmk that's one pussy shirt, my man. Hope you're not buying one 😉🤣

2026-06-19 09:12:05 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc meh. Just tell them that her haircut can't possibly be offended - just described 🤣

2026-05-07 16:33:05 UTC

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@nprofile…jdwz screw that! I'm allergic to cats 😜🤣

2026-05-07 16:06:09 UTC

And so the house Ethernet rewireing begins. May the data odds be always iny favor and all that jazz ;)
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2026-04-20 06:54:25 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf modern landmines very often have radio capabilities for remote operation. You know, you might need perimeter defenses that you can switch on and off, might need to blow them up remotely and whatnot

2026-04-15 21:45:32 UTC

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@nprofile…yxhv well, yeah, but since you gotta pay Iran to go trough the ayatollbooth, everyone passing through the straight makes business with Iran, no? 🤔

2026-04-15 20:39:58 UTC

I'm confused. Didn't he just, like, closed the Straight of Hormuz? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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2026-04-10 11:45:42 UTC

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@nprofile…9qjf another not-a-flamethrower? 🤣
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2026-04-08 11:34:41 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 @nprofile…c3al yeah, same here. Especially given the apparent mismatch between the English version of the agreement and the Farsi version of the agreement. I mean, they did agree, alright, but on different fuckin' things 🤣

2026-04-07 23:07:19 UTC

No more fireworks?! Boooooo!
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2026-04-07 13:59:53 UTC

Hey guys, what's that TeumpRx thing? It's like, TrumpBama Care? 🤔

2026-04-06 19:45:01 UTC

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@nprofile…d3qt It's a sign! Maybe that's why Trump's all, like, allahu akbar lately 🤔🤣

2026-04-06 19:42:37 UTC

You guys think Trump will start carpet bombing Iran back to the stone age tomorrow like he promised? 🤔

2026-04-05 11:14:07 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v my kind of redneck though! 🤣

2026-04-05 09:27:42 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v
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2026-04-04 12:06:08 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj well, those are actually sort of hybrids. The tracks are powered with electric motors. The engine only powers the place and the alternator. You can drive it for a while on a battery alone.
And yes, I'm totally certifiable lol

2026-04-04 11:57:07 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj have you considered those chinese lawnmowing tank things? You can often get them for less than 1000 bucks and they're super easy to hack into because they almost always use off the shelf RC systems. You replace the receiver with Pi or esp32 or whatever you're cool working with and there you have it ;)
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2026-04-04 11:01:47 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 fat chance. Not only BRICS has no viable alternative - only propaganda, but also, if dollar collapses it will drag the whole world down with it, which includes China, so nobody will allow that to happen.

2026-04-04 09:10:21 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc you don't really need an attorney for that. There's plenty of free prenup templates all over the interwebz and technically it's a binding contract just like any other. It's a good idea to notarize it in case your spouse turns out to be a lying bitch and tries the "I never signed this thing" bullshit when push comes to shove

2026-04-03 19:40:48 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v you know the story behind the Arks being in Ethiopia? They say that Menelik I—the son of King Solomon and the Queen of Sheba looted the thing from his father. Apparently then darkies were always looting stuff lol

2026-04-03 19:33:32 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v Ethiopians insist the Ark is in a church in Aksum
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Our_Lady_Mary_of_Zion

2026-04-03 19:19:31 UTC

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@nprofile…rq7v that gotta smell real bad. Look where those rock churches are - I bet ya there's not a single shower in the radius of several miles ;)
https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/18/

2026-04-02 19:35:04 UTC

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@nprofile…07t3 definitely lead water pipes

2026-04-02 07:27:04 UTC

This might just be the best Babylon Bee meme of all times.
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2026-04-01 21:29:17 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx @nprofile…thll yeah, they'll have to. But not touch the center.

2026-04-01 21:10:20 UTC

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@nprofile…thll @nprofile…dlsx it's actually even less than that, because you won't be flying trough the center of the belt. We're talking 0.18 to 1.14 rads. To put it in a perspective, a threshold for acute radiation sickness is generally 100 rads.

2026-04-01 20:56:51 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx humans can't get trough the center of the van Allen belts during maximum activity without significantly increasing their cancer risk, sure. But then, humans never did that, even assuming that the Apollo program wasn't a scam, so there's that.

2026-04-01 20:53:56 UTC

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@nprofile…cz7d what's the product? I can't be bothered with the youtubez right now

2026-04-01 20:08:47 UTC

Totally adds up lol
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2026-04-01 19:56:01 UTC

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@nprofile…thll hey what if some random Iranian called the white house, said he's the new president of iran, played to Trump's ego a bit and was, like, "we just need a million bucks transfered to this and that account and we'll totally surrender, Mr prez"? 🤔🤣

2026-04-01 19:48:18 UTC

Somebody might want to tell Iran that they have new president and regime, because they're clearly not aware 🤣
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2026-04-01 08:44:22 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s it's not even surprising at this point. Them Ukrainians keep flinging drones at the port in St Petersburg since like forever. I bet ya they have some small ships in the east of the Baltic and since their drones are Jerry rigged garage builds, they'll be going off course. In fact, I'm surprised we don't hear more about incidents like that.

2026-04-01 07:09:24 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc nah, I'll pass. Mr Mackey joined and we all know how that went lol
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2026-04-01 07:03:43 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n well, if that is the case (I'm not saying it is or isn't), I'm thinking that them Israelis could have went that path already. Here's how you do that in a matter of months: get them Pakistanis to help Iranians make up a few nukes, you provoke the Iranian into nuking tel a Viv and you're golden. The US would absolutely glass Iran for that and the war would be over in no time.
You see, I don't think them kikes are willing to actually sacrifice for the cause that much.

2026-04-01 06:57:53 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj see you out there in the desert, my man. Because ya know, gas still isn't expensive enough here in the EU, so I guess I'll go do something about it. Trump will lead us to whatever the victory means today 😉

2026-04-01 06:53:10 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n I'm kinda thinking it's all about Trump's ego at this point. The way things are going, I don't think even Israel will gain anything out of that

2026-03-31 12:14:31 UTC

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@nprofile…d3qt I have basic understand of the economy, yes. If you gotta subsidize something it's by definition economically non-viable.

2026-03-31 09:20:38 UTC

<<EU approves Italy’s €6bn subsidy scheme for renewable and biomass-based hydrogen>>
Why is this bullshit still a thing? I mean, c'mon!
https://www.hydrogeninsight.com/policy/eu-approves-italy-s-6bn-subsidy-scheme-for-renewable-and-biomass-based-hydrogen/2-1-1967929

2026-03-31 08:53:07 UTC

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@nprofile…t344 were they ever a thing? I thought that's just a south park invention 🤔🤣

2026-03-30 11:37:17 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 we don't want them in Poland though.
You see, we wanted to be nice and inclusive and shit when the Spanish inquisition started - we were, like, "I don't give a shit whether you're a Jew or not, you wanna do business and you'll pay taxes, come over". And it even worked for a while. But then the WW2 came and them kikes were, like, "red army forever! Who cares that they're annexing the country - they're cool with Jews so I'll welcome them"

2026-03-30 11:22:14 UTC

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@nprofile…thll @nprofile…zjq9 nonsense. But to clarify, I'm not saying those fucks don't have evil self-serving intentions - they absolutely do. But even them aren't retarded enough to think that you can let the rural food-producing areas starve will work out well, so there's that.

2026-03-30 10:54:56 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s prolly because it's legitimately hilarious lol.
And BTW, did you know that a gray wolf and a poodle are technically the same species? 😉

2026-03-30 10:46:55 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s be friendly with people they said... 🤣
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2026-03-30 10:15:12 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s brilliant! Just gotta add some bacon to make sure no goddamn kike/sand monkey thinks it's for them! 🤣

2026-03-30 09:23:02 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc won't be long now. After all Trump declared that the regime change was achieved, and since the man can't possibly be bullshitting like the left does, ya know 😂

2026-03-29 20:01:01 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 psychopathy is a very broad term. You're probably thinking about the actually violent types, and those not necessarily are narcissists. But they are almost universally hyper intelligent.

2026-03-29 11:15:16 UTC

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@nprofile…2cv9 well, he's a known narcissist and everyone knows that, so it's hardly a news, methinks ;)

2026-03-29 09:53:56 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 I don't think those were actual eugenicists though. Seems more like a bunch of pharma execs and government retards gobbling everything that the "science™" says.

2026-03-29 09:43:17 UTC

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@nprofile…g939 that's pretty unlikely. I mean, them eugenicists do have a goddamn mission like they always do, but their mission is to get rid of the weak and challenged, not the kind of people the military would want to enlist, so there's that.

2026-03-29 09:36:49 UTC

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@nprofile…cp6s prolly some sort of ongoing air operations. Helsinki is pissing distance from Petersburg so watching out for drones and shit does make sense since them Ukrainians keep flinging stuff at the Ruskies.

2026-03-29 08:28:18 UTC

I started fucking around with OpenClaw this Sunday morning. Kinda cool thing, I can't say I dislike it so far. Wonder how long till it fucks my mini server up so bad that I'll need to reinstall everything from scratch lol

2026-03-28 20:12:47 UTC

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@nprofile…0v3n I actually saw a study like that once, and yeah, it would be waaaaay less. Israel is so tiny that you basically nuke 4-5 cities and it's effectively gone. But still, having them sand monkeys having control over the straight is an issue, Israel or no Israel.

2026-03-28 20:07:23 UTC

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@nprofile…8cpz yeah, but hitting a moving ship that's outside of your radar range is totally different challenge than hitting a moving ship that you can see with binoculars from the beach ;)

2026-03-28 20:02:27 UTC

I was brainstorming the Hormuz issue with Grok, and I think we have a solution lol
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