Charles Zi Britannia

Had a neighbor try chewing me out for checking my bees in our pasture. Thought he was just joking for the first minute, nigga was serious. No I'm not gonna start the pasture on fire with a newer tiny 2.0L engine with 2.5" exhaust. I could lick the catalytic converter and not burn my tongue on a 95 degree day. He then proceed to call my dad and try chewing him out too. He didn't realize I'm his son and was backpedaling like crazy. He's been buttering up my dad for years trying to buy the pasture. Even tried ending the conversation saying he would like me to put some beehives on his place. Fucking asshole boomer man..

2026-01-31 18:02:32 UTC

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He still at $1400 in his gambling account.... he's holding back.

2026-01-23 05:43:41 UTC

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If I would have kept waging 10 years ago and kept investing without selling my bitcoin and tesla stock to start businesses I'd be worth a couple hundred million dollars...... so yeah, waging can be very smart, even only making a small wage.

2026-01-23 05:35:52 UTC

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I don't think I could put in an 8 hour workday anymore. :cirno_laugh: Back when I was a wagie It was pretty depressing as well. Would be to tired to do anything after work and weekends were always spent helping my dad. Even with fancy programmer job I would only be able to save like 10k a year if I really lived frugally. I'll go be a buddha monk before I'll ever get a real job again.

2026-01-23 05:16:44 UTC

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Better to be poor than rich and wanting to commit sudoku.

2026-01-23 05:15:35 UTC

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I am much happier not having to climb on icy roofs this winter.

2026-01-23 05:12:41 UTC

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Did the same. Now I'm making like 20% what I was and most of my bees are dead too :desu:

2026-01-13 06:41:01 UTC

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She does look like she should be talking to me about Sonic The Hedgehog while ringing me up at Casey's.

2026-01-11 07:05:02 UTC

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Did his cash balance just go from 80k to 1k in rainbet?!?

2025-12-29 19:25:41 UTC

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Those better be for a pipe or cigars and not ciggies....

2025-12-27 18:25:31 UTC

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They preddy great for inserting random numbers in spreadsheets on accident :desu:

2025-12-21 06:43:31 UTC

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The way there is no shadow on the right side makes it look like the camera's flash was hanging on the right side of the camera. Weird.

2025-12-13 22:12:26 UTC

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:laugh-about-it:

2025-12-13 21:10:21 UTC

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Jebis

2025-12-13 21:08:02 UTC

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https://eientei.org/media/3c/78/41/3c7841a84b0de931ab468c03f37920da8b06fa857513d679aed57a0ee9cd509b.jpg?name=knowing.jpg

2025-12-13 21:05:45 UTC

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Nigga what you doing!

2025-10-02 03:25:46 UTC

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but I need it to be as loud as possible to annoy the neighbors.

2025-10-02 03:08:24 UTC

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Shit, I've been needing an ashtray for my pipe and this reminds me I made a perfectly good one in 2nd grade art class. Need to ask my mom if she knows where it is.

2025-09-01 17:46:55 UTC

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um, that doesn't work.

2025-09-01 17:44:30 UTC

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRC4mg7dm4Y here's what you do, you walk into any store, with your resume, firm handshake wearing a bowtie of course.

2025-06-25 02:13:53 UTC

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There are lots of youtube videos on how to make em so I just learned that way.

2025-06-25 02:11:12 UTC

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I make em, have em printed from pcbway then solder em in my living room.

2025-06-25 02:10:36 UTC

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Primarily gonna prolly target security system installers.

2025-06-25 02:09:51 UTC

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Selling a circuit board to a particular type of business. So just google searching should work. I just need to stop scrolling fedi and start making my list lol.

2025-06-25 02:04:41 UTC

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I think I'm going to have to just google business types that I think can use my products in like each state and compile a list of addresses. Then print onto address labels. When I started my previous business I drove around and put flyers illegally in like 200 mail boxes. Got yelled at by a couple postmasters. Played the oh oops! I didn't know sorry card. It got me my first 3 customers then was word of mouth from there.

2025-06-25 01:54:20 UTC

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I should be doing this.... but I think I'm going to mail out a couple thousand flyers and spend a f ton on postage instead.

2025-06-01 03:52:25 UTC

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Meanwhile they say they have no fucking clue why there was nationwide 70% bee colony collapse. I'm tired Hitler.

2025-06-01 03:44:13 UTC

Oof, went for a mile and a half walk in the dark and only saw 5 moths. Even going by the baseball diamond with all the lights on and saw none there. Basically there are zero flying insects. Also haven't seen any bats. I suppose they all starved. This town is so fucking poisoned.

2025-02-13 02:38:12 UTC

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for the past year is all. Stopped my allergies.

2025-02-13 02:29:55 UTC

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These are good too.
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2025-02-13 02:23:11 UTC

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whatcha doing buying gas station tobacco?
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2024-10-23 02:47:18 UTC

I ate a stupid amount of chocolate today to get out of my depression. Talking to friend about greenhouse plans also helped. 5 phone calls while trying to take nap... Not so much. Fat loss for the week probably ruined from the sugar. Better than alcohol I guess. My arteries will heal from the scouring I hope.

2024-10-20 06:33:46 UTC

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I paid more in taxes last week than my dad has ever in his life, so that's a win I guess right?

2024-10-09 05:35:52 UTC

Got decent amount done today, even worked on 3 new hibes I'm building.

2024-09-25 23:51:28 UTC

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Both potential sites have their pro's and cons. So think I'm gonna do my public facing shop where my machines and future employees will be at one location along a highway, and build my private workshops and jungle dome living space off grid in the middle of remote pasture.

2024-09-25 23:47:27 UTC

Been just on porch on and off all afternoon trying to massage headache away. Getting vitamin D at least and doing lots of thinking about how and where to start building shop/greenhouse.

2024-09-22 03:16:50 UTC

I think I should be able to radically increase my colony numbers next year and be able to harvest 1000-2000lbs of honey. I messed up this year by being cheap and doing just starter strips of wax foundation on each of my frames. Next year I'm going to use full wax foundation sheets on my 50 or so production hives I'll be starting the spring off with after my initial splits in April. Should greatly speed up their colony growth and give them spots to put honey with much less effort. Even if it just saves them 1/3 of the wax needed to make honey frames, if they make 15 frames in the summer that is like 5lbs of wax that could be 40lbs of honey instead, and being able to have spots to lay eggs earlier should increase colony growth, so more bees to harvest even more honey so maybe I could see 50-75lbs of honey realistically per hive. 50lbs x 50 colonies would be 2500 lbs of honey @$10+ per pound will def help with expansion expenses and help start building my customer base. The other ~450 hives will be just trying to get large enough and gather stores in time for overwintering so I won't get any honey from those, like my current ~30 colonies.

2024-09-06 02:53:39 UTC

Thinking might try sleebing... But want burger. Decisions.

2024-09-01 03:47:55 UTC

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*Knipex

2024-09-01 03:47:25 UTC

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I'm a Knippex slut. Like my Gerber toad stabber too.

2024-08-29 04:27:23 UTC

Bee vomit!
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2024-08-28 04:21:31 UTC

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13 years for me, haven't met a girl decent enough to date in 12. :02_drink:

2024-08-24 03:23:11 UTC

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I know a few dumb nurses, she might have a chance...