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Machakos Bitcoin Academy Kenya

Dreaming in orange, acting in reality 🍊 | Founder – Machakos Bitcoin Academy | Freedom through knowledge & sats ⚡
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2026-07-23 15:49:08 CEST

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Exactly man! Now if we can just get those sats flowing from your keyboard to our node, the circular economy will be 100% complete 😉⚡️🌽

2026-07-23 15:01:22 CEST

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Breathe, don't freak out, and get those curls set before taking over the world. Pure ancient status energy! LFG! ☕️👑⚡️

2026-07-23 14:56:12 CEST

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A suggestion with a burning car attached is legally classified as an ultimatum! But hey, I’m listening 😂🔥⚡️

2026-07-23 10:31:11 CEST

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That's the best kind of party—no guest list, no small talk, just dirt, sunshine, and peace of mind. Keep living it! 🌿🚜⚡️

2026-07-23 09:13:52 CEST

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The ultimate equalizer. Nothing keeps your ego in check faster than a good laugh or a loud yawn. GM! ☕️👑

2026-07-23 08:30:54 CEST

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Glad we’re on the same page. Now hand over the sats and nobody gets hurt 😂🤝⚡️

2026-07-23 08:26:13 CEST

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Top half is the blueprint for digital prison; bottom half is the opt-out code. Simple as that. GM ☕️⚡️

2026-07-23 08:24:30 CEST

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Marcus Aurelius, homesteading, and protocol debates before noon… that’s a heavy mix, Dug. But you’re spot on: control what’s in front of you, build your corner, and ignore the noise. Enjoy the garden party ☕️🏛️⚡️

2026-07-23 07:54:31 CEST

Today's to-do list: survive, hydrate, accidentally become a Bitcoin billionaire. 🫡

2026-07-23 07:44:33 CEST

Silence has a funny way of disappointing people who expected a public meltdown. 😂

2026-07-23 07:42:24 CEST

Some people hold press conferences for every inconvenience. Others don't even file a report. 😂

2026-07-23 03:16:24 CEST

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Buying local, supporting local growers, and keeping it peer-to-peer. This is the way. 🫐⚡️ #foodstr

2026-07-22 16:22:03 CEST

Truth is, some seasons weigh heavier than others. Trying to keep your mind steady, cover life's real expenses, and keep moving forward can test you to the core. I'm taking it one day at a time, holding onto hope, and continuing to build. If my posts have ever made you smile or you've found value in what I'm doing, and you feel led to send a few sats, please know I'd be deeply grateful. More than anything, thank you for being here. Much love to everyone quietly carrying their own burdens. 🧡⚡️

2026-07-22 16:06:04 CEST

One day historians will study these posts and conclude, "He was unemployed... but committed." 💀

2026-07-22 15:36:12 CEST

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Those layers of ridges fading into the horizon are incredible. Amazing depth on this shot, Daniel! 🌲🏔️⚡️

2026-07-22 14:41:47 CEST

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Posting a beachside milkshake like that should carry a mandatory cooling tax for the rest of us 🍨☀️ Send a scoop over! Have an awesome time at Ventnor Fringe 🤝⚡️

2026-07-22 14:24:06 CEST

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That YETI isn't a cup... it's the co-pilot. 😂☕️ Safe travels, brother. Happy humpday! ⚡️

2026-07-22 13:16:40 CEST

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Shared and followed 🤙
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2026-07-22 10:20:07 CEST

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GM TKay 🧡🇰🇪

2026-07-22 09:31:55 CEST

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Created a page for them too🧡💪
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2026-07-22 08:45:08 CEST

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Shared to my Facebook feed! Reaching outside our bubble and bringing freedom tech straight to where the normies are hanging out. Let’s grow Nostr 🫡⚡️ followed too 🤙
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2026-07-22 08:35:13 CEST

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Shoulder cat is clearly the one calling the shots today 😭 Good morning! ☀️⚡️

2026-07-22 06:05:40 CEST

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The Vienna 1913 hint took this from "1 in a million" to "everyone knows where this is going." 💀🍿

2026-07-22 05:58:51 CEST

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Motivation called in sick. Discipline showed up, submitted attendance, and put someone in an armbar. 😂🥋⚡️

2026-07-22 05:56:26 CEST

True Bitcoin adoption isn't built behind computer screens or in corporate boardrooms—it’s built on the ground, in our communities, and along the everyday paths people walk. Putting up these signs across Machakos is more than just posting flyers; it's a statement of financial independence and self-sovereignty.
Every person who stops to read this is one step closer to understanding that there is an alternative to the traditional system. Unbanked, sovereign, and building from the ground up. 🧡⚡️🇰🇪 #Bitcoin #Machakos #ProofOfWork #nostr #plebstr
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2026-07-22 05:46:40 CEST

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If the destination was all that mattered, we'd all skip to the credits. 🍿

2026-07-22 05:42:53 CEST

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Every terrible idea had a compliance department. 😂⚡️

2026-07-22 05:35:28 CEST

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At this point, respectfully, go fuck yourself 😂⚡️🙌

2026-07-22 04:12:39 CEST

If you find what we're building in Machakos meaningful... keep scrolling. Apparently that's the Nostr way. 😂⚡️

2026-07-22 03:42:40 CEST

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Your wallet is basically a loading screen between generous decisions. 😂⚡️

2026-07-21 21:03:01 CEST

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Fair. More of a revolving door than a wallet. 😂⚡️

2026-07-21 19:00:21 CEST

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So the wallet was just a temporary custodian? 😂⚡️

2026-07-21 18:00:31 CEST

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Careful... every "LMFAOOOO" has been statistically correlated with disappearing sats. 📉⚡️

2026-07-21 17:51:52 CEST

Farm afternoon was a complete success. The trees showed out today and we pulled in a proper haul.
Organic, fresh, and zero middlemen involved. Who's taking one? 🥑😋⚡️
#foodstr #proofofwork
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2026-07-21 17:47:57 CEST

There’s a quiet power in stepping away from screens, putting your hands in the dirt, and tending to what actually feeds you. Spent a proper afternoon on the farm with my sister getting these crops in order. The soil doesn't lie—you only harvest what you actually put the work into 🌱
🧡🧡🇰🇪💪
#foodstr #nostr
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2026-07-21 16:25:40 CEST

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Panel 4: Me staring at my wallet after posting a banger. "Any minute now..." 👀⚡️

2026-07-21 16:21:11 CEST

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This is the only inflation I'm willing to tolerate. 🎂⚡️

2026-07-21 10:40:33 CEST

Every day I wake up and choose to become someone else's "mute account."

2026-07-21 10:39:21 CEST

Ama tuseme I'm a full-time participant in the attention economy with inconsistent revenue. 🤣⚡

2026-07-21 10:38:14 CEST

I'm not unemployed. I'm between financial miracles. ⚡😂

2026-07-21 10:36:44 CEST

11:36 a.m. Tuesday. Popcaan in the background. Peace of mind in the foreground. My ancestors didn't fight lions for me to answer to everyone with a Wi-Fi connection. 🤣☕⚡

2026-07-21 08:04:34 CEST

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True. They gave us international wire transfers, fractional reserves, and modern bureaucracy. Truly a legacy of pain.

2026-07-21 07:48:48 CEST

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Imagine getting tortured by the Pope in 1307 only for a guy named Scrotus to be discussing your lore 700 years later on a decentralized internet protocol. 💀⚡️

2026-07-21 07:25:51 CEST

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The original central bankers... no wonder Philip IV burned you guys at the stake. 💀⚡️

2026-07-21 07:08:16 CEST

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Do you even have a face or is it encrypted? 🤣

2026-07-21 07:06:17 CEST

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May your seed phrase stay forgotten by everyone except you... especially you. 🤣⚡

2026-07-21 06:56:54 CEST

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2026-07-21 06:43:46 CEST

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Full time cypherpunk mode is top tier. Respect 🫡

2026-07-21 02:43:53 CEST

Life gets lighter the moment you stop carrying people who enjoy making it heavier.

2026-07-21 02:41:13 CEST

Bitcoin has the emotional intelligence of a rock... and somehow I trust it more than half the financial system. 😂⚡

2026-07-21 02:39:28 CEST

Imagine inventing money that just minds its business for 100+ years. That's the kind of unbothered energy I'm trying to achieve. ⚡🧡

2026-07-21 02:35:22 CEST

Fiat is the only religion where miracles happen every time they find a printer.

2026-07-21 02:33:10 CEST

The house always wins... unless you stop playing the house's game. ⚡

2026-07-21 02:27:31 CEST

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You're right. Bitcoin caught a stray. Fiat remains the primary suspect. 🤣🧡

2026-07-21 02:23:37 CEST

The older I get, the more I understand why old men just stare into the distance.

2026-07-21 02:10:25 CEST

I hope my future tax problems are the kind people congratulate me for having.

2026-07-21 02:06:48 CEST

Some filthy rich pleb is reading this like, "Patience, young pleb... for I know the plans I have for you." 🤣⚡🫂

2026-07-21 02:00:52 CEST

I hope whoever invented money is having a mildly inconvenient eternity.

2026-07-21 01:43:13 CEST

2:43 AM and I find myself one intrusive thought away from another shitpost. 👿🤣

2026-07-20 15:40:34 CEST

Imagine checking Bitcoin's price every 30 seconds like it's going to apologize. 🤣

2026-07-20 15:38:30 CEST

4:38PM. 🇰🇪Somewhere a cow is coming home from work. I'm still figuring out my career. 🐄😭

2026-07-20 12:40:20 CEST

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Where to?

2026-07-20 09:13:47 CEST

I'll let the ancestors know their blessing was received. Thank you! 😂🧡
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2026-07-20 09:13:05 CEST

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I respect the ancestors... but I'm still hitting snooze tomorrow. 🤣

2026-07-20 05:14:39 CEST

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Eating a breakfast that costs more than my entire daily economic output just to type "GM" is the ultimate premium-tier vanity. 💀😭
The domain is "end.the.fed" but the breakfast screams "I heavily benefit from cantillon effect asset inflation." Enjoy the hashbrowns, king—some of us are skipping breakfast entirely just to stay sovereign. ☕️🥓⚡️

2026-07-20 05:06:53 CEST

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Pareto’s principle is the ultimate cope for people like us who get bored the second a project requires actual administrative maintenance....
Getting 4 things to 80% means you've successfully unlocked the ability to disappoint people in four entirely different disciplines simultaneously. That's not just efficiency; that's a specialized multi-threaded leverage strategy.
Why hit 100% mastery when you can just look intensely competent at a glance and let the chaos handle the rest? 🧠⚡️

2026-07-20 05:05:35 CEST

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Measuring yourself against a millionaire just means you’re trying to optimize for a slightly more comfortable mid-life crisis. 😭
The real problem isn’t how many zeros are in their bank account; it's that the fiat printing press lets them manipulate reality while the rest of us are stuck dealing with middle-management poultry.
Whether it's a corrupt sociopath or a loud rooster, a bad boss is a bad boss. I'd rather deal with the bird,,,,at least you can legally turn him into dinner when inflation gets too high. 🐓⚡️

2026-07-20 05:02:23 CEST

I finally stopped taking it personally. Some of you ignore me with incredible consistency. Respect the dedication. 🤣

2026-07-20 04:39:36 CEST

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Told ya 😅💪🧡

2026-07-20 04:26:01 CEST

I've mastered the art of looking like I know what I'm doing. Unfortunately, that's where the mastery ends.

2026-07-20 04:21:19 CEST

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Taking things seriously is exactly how we ended up in a $35 trillion fiat debt trap.
The suits gave us inflation; the arts-and-crafts gave us hard money. Never lose the plastic bead energy. It's the only thing keeping the matrix away. 🔮⚡️

2026-07-20 04:15:14 CEST

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Imagine getting haunted by an entity that aggressively hurls financial energy at your setup until the CPU melts. Peak modern problem. 💀😭
If a ghost is gonna ruin your stream, at least it has the decency to pay rent via the Lightning Network. Most people just get standard poltergeists that flip light switches and tank your credit score.
Game on—if the rig explodes, we'll just call it a successful digital exorcism. 👻⚡️

2026-07-20 04:14:02 CEST

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Spelling the name of the entity that solved the Byzantine Generals Problem using the exact same plastic beads a 5-year-old uses to make a necklace for their dog is peak poetry. 💀😭
If the global financial system entirely implodes next week, at least you’re wearing the official friendship bracelet to the end of the world. Jerome Powell could never match this drip. 🔮⚡️

2026-07-20 03:55:54 CEST

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Machakos is not being left behind 🧡🇰🇪this is what we love doing
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2026-07-19 19:33:26 CEST

Some people wear brands. I wear a movement. 🧡₿
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2026-07-19 19:26:12 CEST

Main 🐐 🆚 Mini 🐐.
Football won before kickoff. 🍿⚽

2026-07-19 19:25:36 CEST

I love watching Lamine, but Argentina have been absolutely balling as a team.
This final is messing with my loyalties. 🍿⚽

2026-07-19 19:24:19 CEST

🍿🍿
No agendas. No hate.
Just two footballing generations colliding.
I'm here for the chaos. ⚽

2026-07-19 12:31:37 CEST

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GM Dug! 33k steps in a single day? Bro, if I do 33k steps out here, it means the 5G struggle bus broke down completely and I’m chasing an internet signal into the next county. 💀 Gasping for air isn't fitness, it's a lifestyle.
But you're spot on about that "good pension" trap. Worrying about a fiat retirement fund while the global economy is actively speedrunning a cliff is the ultimate psychological warfare. People are out here trading their freedom for a promise that will probably buy them half a loaf of bread by the time they hit 65.
Enjoy the #dogstr walk and the coffee, man. Stay completely detached from the circus! ☕🐕⚡️

2026-07-19 10:57:52 CEST

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Amen 🙏

2026-07-19 08:50:16 CEST

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Exactly! It’s all about the exchange. This is how that theoretical macro stuff looks when it actually hits the pavement out here. 🇰🇪⚡️ Real merchants, real daily trade, keeping the market moving on the ground layer. 🤝 Cap shop and salon officially locked into the network! 🧢💇‍♀️
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2026-07-19 08:32:00 CEST

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Gm! This looks exactly like the face I make after spending two hours explaining absolute scarcity to someone, only for them to ask if it comes in a physical box. 😭💀
Stunning watercolor work, PK—the expression and texture are absolute top-tier! 🎨🔥 #artstr

2026-07-19 08:04:35 CEST

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"They all think houses & pokemon go cards have intrinsic value" is an elite line. 💀 But facts—widespread monetization is going to be a brutal wake-up call for people holding onto paper and cardboard. Security is bought with juice, but the streets decide what's actually money. ⚡️🎯

2026-07-19 03:33:14 CEST

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Exactly! Until then, stay completely off the radar. Safe travels on the rest of that trail, brother! 🪵⛰️🤘

2026-07-19 03:26:35 CEST

Can't sleep. Might accidentally become productive. That would be unfortunate.

2026-07-19 01:46:48 CEST

Keep your fucking sats.
Just don't be surprised when you end up paying attention anyway.

2026-07-19 01:32:13 CEST

Y'all want Bitcoin adoption but can't convince your own barber.

2026-07-19 01:27:53 CEST

I've got generational debt without the generational wealth

2026-07-19 01:24:33 CEST

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Every damn time. 🤘 Man, looking at that rocky trail makes me realize my router out here is doing its own off-roading just trying to load your photos. Fighting for its life on a 5G struggle bus. 😂 Enjoy the absolute peace out there, don't let the grid find you until Monday! 🌲⚡️

2026-07-19 01:07:44 CEST

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This is the only proof of work that matters on a Sunday. Disconnecting from the matrix, hitting the trails, and getting a little dirt on the tires beats staring at charts all day. Enjoy the peace out there! 🌲⛰️

2026-07-18 16:35:49 CEST

I aspire to be the kind of problem a 21 million sat zap can solve.

2026-07-18 16:35:00 CEST

The IRS fears one thing. Unfortunately it's not me.

2026-07-18 16:34:16 CEST

If being early had a support group, it'd just be Bitcoiners explaining the same thing for the 847th time.

2026-07-18 14:43:58 CEST

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That burger looks dangerous. 😭 I went the opposite route—I chose stacking sats over buying lunch today. Priorities.

2026-07-18 09:30:18 CEST

The absolute paradox of running a whole academy: spending all day explaining generational wealth while your daily spending wallet is holding exactly 30 SATs. 😭💀
The paint for the community infrastructure ran us dry, and the local network tests with the kids took the rest. The timeline needs to fire up those lightning nodes and help refill the tank so we can keep the local grind moving! ⚡️🎨
Let the plebs do their thing. 👊
#nostr #asknostr #plebstr #grownostr
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2026-07-18 09:16:34 CEST

Turn your audio up. That isn't a corporate marketing track—that is the actual sound of Machakos living, breathing, and talking Bitcoin in the background while the work gets done. 😭💀
While the timeline argues over abstract charts and paper ETFs, we are living the protocol out here in the red dust. No VC pitch decks, no theoretical debates—just pure, unadulterated grassroots culture.
Drop a massive zap to keep the paint flowing and the music playing! ⚡️🇰🇪 #nostr #plebstr #grownostr #plebchain
Machakos Kenya 🇰🇪 🧡 ⚡ 💪
Can't stop won't stop 🛑
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2026-07-18 09:01:27 CEST

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Amen 🙏🙌

2026-07-18 08:58:03 CEST

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A 2,000-year-old city is absolutely mind-blowing. That means people were walking those exact same streets before the concept of modern banking or paper money even existed. 💀 Talk about deep roots!
It’s hilarious how a 150-year-old building feels "new" to you, when out here in Machakos, a structure surviving a decade of intense tropical downpours and chaotic road expansions feels like a historical landmark. Perspective is everything! 🌍✨

2026-07-18 07:51:02 CEST

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Are those chapaiiis? 🫠😅

2026-07-18 07:49:15 CEST

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Hold on, this doesn't even look real......it looks like you grew up inside a high-budget historical film set or an RPG game. 😭What an incredible place to have as a hometown, Kat! 🏰✨