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2026-07-26 01:14:01 UTC

Hey English speaking people, what do you call these? I called this something, and someone had a meltdown. Now I’m worried about my language skills
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/983/623/802/931/227/original/1fad17b20615ba53.jpeg

2026-07-21 16:32:47 UTC

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@nprofile…ryua They gave rams to Alpha Wolves?
Yeah I’ll see myself out

2026-07-20 21:17:27 UTC

Who else wants to break bad news about Alton Brown? Last time I tried to do it, it didn’t go very well

2026-07-15 19:01:45 UTC

Tbh whenever I try to act like a reply guy, I end up having a nice conversation with some rando and become fast Fedi friends.

2026-07-08 20:05:30 UTC

BRB- gonna make a shirt that says “radicalized by fediverse”

2026-07-08 20:04:20 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 *looks inside the neck of her dress* ahh fuck!

2026-07-05 18:29:55 UTC

Last post was about whining restaurants who say you shouldn’t eat out if you can’t afford to tip.
I have too many feelings about tips

2026-07-04 04:01:42 UTC

Tbh I was never much of a fan until Kanye pulled his BS
Folklore and Evermore were brilliant though

2026-07-04 03:54:33 UTC

Taylor is paving her way to her tradwife shift. You first heard it here, folks!

2026-06-27 04:41:51 UTC

New version of “when ur soft but someone hurts ur friends” dropped #FarahDrawsThings #Procreate #StabbyChicky
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/820/234/027/197/064/original/f81a5e5e7f92b7f8.png

2026-06-17 01:17:15 UTC

Word of the day is ‘Flavescent’

2026-06-14 07:07:36 UTC

Remember when being called racist was a shameful thing?

2026-06-12 22:36:16 UTC

Guillotines are not enough, we need commercial shredder

2026-06-10 00:52:24 UTC

Nearing that stage of migraine when I want to eat everything on site. Human bodies are weird

2026-06-06 03:29:37 UTC

Hot take of the day: no adult human should tell another person in social media the following two words - kill yourself. It is not funny
No, not even to Nazis. I want them stop being a Nazi, and live with guilt and reparations

2026-06-04 17:51:19 UTC

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@nprofile…cm0q Yes, iced latte to be specific

2026-06-04 17:27:42 UTC

This is where we are. AKA glamorous backyard shot
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/693/022/882/522/654/original/9e28c7f5ddef8541.jpeg

2026-06-03 03:50:06 UTC

Putting up a poster on bathroom wall that says “prevent zombie apocalypse/ take a shower today”

2026-06-03 02:11:17 UTC

Is fish pie a British thing?

2026-05-28 22:57:10 UTC

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@nprofile…m7l3 I have to look up which one was season six. Everything is a big blur! Too much testosterone. Very stupid yet very good. Hope you enjoy!

2026-05-28 22:52:07 UTC

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@nprofile…m7l3 Is this your first time?

2026-05-28 19:38:15 UTC

Eid Mubarak to all those celebrate! And to those to who’d love to celebrate but can’t 🎊🎉

2026-05-28 13:51:22 UTC

If I was a goddess, I’d be goddess of petty grievances

2026-05-27 21:51:55 UTC

Went to look for something in the castle; ended up defeating Ganon. #BoTW #Gaming

2026-05-27 18:51:22 UTC

Should I try to tan (in the sun) or die trying? My legs are pasty af

2026-05-27 04:38:57 UTC

This dog is me.. https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/116644665624664380

2026-05-27 03:46:55 UTC

Please don’t use AI slop for your DIY blogs; no one will trust you

2026-05-24 12:07:16 UTC

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@nprofile…7rg4 In my mind, my happy place looks like this! 😍

2026-05-24 02:04:39 UTC

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Here’s the riddle: if the garage has two outside light fixtures, you cannot just match one of them to the one next to the back door just because proximity. The garage lights should match even though they are not on the same wall. Proximity is not a valid reason to match things
Clearly he was not amused

2026-05-24 01:58:57 UTC

The Guy accidentally asked me to explain my neuroses about categories. Thats a whole 30 minute that no one’s getting back… #ActuallyAutistic #neuroDivergent

2026-05-24 01:34:47 UTC

TIL cryptocurrency is banned in China since 2021. No wonder China is leading in science and technological innovation these days

2026-05-24 01:00:46 UTC

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@nprofile…u8z9 Unhinged but cute?

2026-05-23 14:15:27 UTC

Related to the last boost: my mom often tells me “you’re such a good girl when kid. You were quiet and listened to us. And never wanted anything! What happened to you??”
I was terrified of everyone and everything - because going against my parents was met with physical and emotional abuse. So yeah I learned to mask very early and became a chronic people pleaser. Despite everything my mom thinks I had a good childhood because it was easy for her

2026-05-21 15:54:57 UTC

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@nprofile…nmr0 So much of this
Tbh I feel like “awareness” is a much better word than “mindfulness” (although they mean the same thing).

2026-05-18 18:10:43 UTC

“Secret pants under my normal pants” is how I’m calling underwear from now on. Thanks @nprofile…4e9h and that old tumblr post!

2026-05-16 21:07:22 UTC

If Britain didn’t want immigrants then they shouldn’t have colonized others.
Oh it’s the fault of the crown of that time?
Abolish monarchy then!!

2026-05-16 20:59:05 UTC

Move slow and mend things

2026-05-16 15:03:47 UTC

Anyway gonna go play Minecraft with the kid. Pray for me

2026-05-15 00:18:51 UTC

3rd day kid asked about siblings 🥹🥲😭

2026-05-14 04:24:38 UTC

Did a 12 year old write this shit?? (From that WaPo article)
“Every self-made billionaire — and most of them are self-made — was at one point worth $999 million. Was everything they did up to that point legitimate? What made the additional million immoral?”

2026-05-12 13:08:18 UTC

Smart women of color terrify bigots is not a news, it’s one of the basic truths

2026-05-11 19:23:22 UTC

How do I mute everything from Bluesky bridge? It keeps tricking me to reply to them

2026-05-10 11:21:05 UTC

Happy Mother’s Day to all the humans who care for a child on the regular, regardless of giving birth to them or not. You’re doing a wonderful job by showing up for those tiny humans!! 🌷❤️🪻❤️🌻

2026-05-07 02:46:56 UTC

Absolutely adorable cross stitch pattern alert!! :BlahajHuggingHeart:
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/531/012/710/557/960/original/1593c9df9784afd7.png

2026-05-06 19:22:55 UTC

American history is basically - black people coming up with something out of necessity and 50 years later white people coopting them and crying - “… bUt OuR sOuthErN hEritAge!!”

2026-05-02 17:12:59 UTC

I try not to judge people by their names but it’s interesting that guys named Fuentes and Bovino think they are the arbiter of American values

2026-04-18 12:19:03 UTC

If exercise is so good for the brain why does mine try to find any excuses to avoid it??

2026-04-06 13:41:11 UTC

If I see one more ‘is mastodon an echo chamber’ post, I’m gonna lose it! Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s an echo chamber but I like this echo chamber.
“But you’re not being tolerant!” Fuck off, with your racist, sexist, ableist nonsense! I don’t want any form of it

2026-03-31 12:55:33 UTC

Weather app says it’s 16°C. It’s a goddamn lie!!

2026-03-31 04:36:46 UTC

News flash: you can be in tech and still not be a misogynist. It’s your choice

2026-03-27 21:00:51 UTC

Anyone else feel suddenly cold when they’re tired? Or am I just dying??

2026-03-19 15:46:58 UTC

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@nprofile…nmr0 IMO women are taught to be too much considerate to others, it’s almost criminal. We give up parts of our souls to others so much we are not ourselves anymore in the end

2026-03-19 02:45:36 UTC

Anyone know of a good online shopping site where you can get products from japan?

2026-03-10 16:52:10 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 Heck yeah!

2026-03-09 18:18:39 UTC

Live
Laugh
LARP

2026-03-09 13:16:35 UTC

A girl and her chocolate croissant

2026-03-06 21:50:53 UTC

I don’t wanna cook today but I’m hungry

2026-03-06 20:39:20 UTC

Got my haircut. No pics yet because I look like a giant sentient lint

2026-03-05 14:08:04 UTC

Nothing is sacred anymore https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple/116176931699897749

2026-03-05 04:10:31 UTC

How do you know if your depression is not hormonal but situational?

2026-03-04 17:45:00 UTC

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Step 1: acknowledge your mistake publicly
Step 2: analyze/explain, why it was a mistake. (this is your teaching moment, don’t screw it up.)
Step 3: apologize sincerely
Step 4: make a promise to not repeat your mistake in the future (you can even make it legally binding)
Step 5: condemn/applaud others who made/avoided the same mistake, as you. Yes, it will remind everyone your past mistake. But trying to sweep it under the rug makes it worse
Congratulations, you’re now a reformed citizen of the global collective!

2026-03-04 17:37:18 UTC

If we only care for punishment with no chance for redemption, no one will want to change
This is the gist for my opinion piece - “So you got canceled: The 5 step road back to civilization”

2026-03-04 02:39:26 UTC

I don’t know if anyone would be interested in learning Bengali/Bangla. I don’t think there’s much demand of it outside South Asia, London and New York. But it’s a fantastic and fun language! (Yes I’m biased)

2026-03-04 02:32:54 UTC

I wish more language instructions were written as Bengali to other languages, because it’s so much easier than going through English. Currently learning about Korean alphabet and vowels are very similar to Bengali. And it actually makes sense why 기 is pronounced ki/gi. (In Bengali k and g are in the same group of letters) #languages

2026-03-02 17:38:03 UTC

Oh yes, I’m watching it again. The first run was for the story (I don’t do dubs/ subtitles all the way). And the second run is for the acting and language #AttorneyWoo

2026-03-02 14:15:58 UTC

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@nprofile…2cgn What song is that? Let me guess - Fuck?

2026-03-01 17:58:08 UTC

Moving to Japan won’t solve my problems but a girl can dream

2026-03-01 01:38:15 UTC

I dreamt that two bearded man walked into a place and I called them Jesus.
“Hey Jesus!”
The one with the longer flowy beard answers “yes?”
And my response was “not you, the other one”
The other one, clearly annoyed and in a huff answer “yeah? What is it??”
They were both Jesus
PS - what’s the plural of Jesus? Jesi??

2026-02-28 16:36:51 UTC

Ever come across a comic panel so funny and brilliant that even after 25 years it cracks you up just remembering that?

2026-02-28 15:45:37 UTC

Current mood
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/149/028/944/765/444/original/02b020bd548d7b03.mp4

2026-02-27 09:24:23 UTC

This show is making me cry so much we’re running out of tissues #AttorneyWoo

2026-02-25 15:18:12 UTC

The ducks will rise again

2026-02-25 14:49:54 UTC

I know I’m 40+ old. But I wish I could call my mama and cry to her about my pain without the fear of being judged. But I’m 98% certain she’ll berate me and blame me for everything. I don’t need that kinda negativity in my life at the moment tyvm

2026-02-22 17:02:08 UTC

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@nprofile…cm0q It’s a bit hard to do at the moment

2026-02-22 16:53:44 UTC

If someone always resents you, what are you supposed to do?

2026-02-22 03:06:52 UTC

How much difference is there on Mona 7 than Mona 6?

2026-02-22 02:34:44 UTC

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@nprofile…pfuj @nprofile…masm As someone else said “mob front”

2026-02-21 22:24:01 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 Umm which part?? I see nothing wrong. And you look cute

2026-02-21 21:40:22 UTC

Speaking of MCU, I was wrong all these years about Scarlett Johansson. I hated her casting. But at least she gave her all for the Black Widow character. The real waste was Natalie Portman as Thor’s love interest. My personal feelings for her aside, she looked like, she didn’t even wanna be there. She felt so out of place!

2026-02-21 20:10:44 UTC

Not really hungry but want sugary snacks

2026-02-18 20:13:44 UTC

Anyone else’s kids get too interested in the food you’re eating but loses interest as soon as you make some for themselves??

2026-02-09 19:14:59 UTC

It took a while but I finally realized ‘Anime’ is just the Japanese word for ‘animation’ 🙂

2026-02-08 03:41:47 UTC

Remember when I used to make thing?
Need to restart again

2026-02-07 21:31:26 UTC

Maybe your Desi parent is different but most of them have this entitlement that we owe them our life no matter what. Like- I understand, I’m solely here because they fucked, but because they fucked up being a parent I don’t HAVE to forgive them because they’re on death’s door. Any type of communication is hijacked and end up me being guilt trapped. I’m just so tired

2026-02-06 17:01:36 UTC

Can we all just agree racists lost their collective minds when Obama won the presidency and since then every terrible thing was orchestrated, so nothing similar happens ever again? At least this will settle “the why” for every bigoted racist and sexist right-wingers. #USPol

2026-02-04 06:40:29 UTC

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Unless it’s the permanent kind

2026-02-04 06:38:50 UTC

Not in a good headspace. I mean I could try to sleep. But I don’t think it’ll solve anything #MentalHealth #iDontThinkImOkay

2026-02-04 02:09:35 UTC

So which picture sharing Fedi club y’all go to? Any recommendations?

2026-02-03 07:34:58 UTC

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@nprofile…rtl5 Technically we cannot

2026-02-03 04:11:58 UTC

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@nprofile…cm0q Thats groundhog abuse

2026-02-03 02:10:17 UTC

I have a ghost craving - it’s like when you’re hungry but not sure what you want

2026-02-02 14:10:12 UTC

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@nprofile…el3w Sorry

2026-02-01 23:06:30 UTC

Bangladeshi mashed potatoes are quite different - there’s slices onions, dried chili peppers and mustard oil. We eat it with rice as usual; which I find rather funny

2026-02-01 22:29:43 UTC

Making mashed potatoes from scratch for the first time. I know…

2026-01-29 05:16:04 UTC

Sex work is work. Don’t shame a woman for that. Shame her for marrying a fascist and enabling him

2026-01-29 05:00:11 UTC

Fedi seems quiet tonight

2026-01-28 15:03:50 UTC

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@nprofile…dyu0 Congrats!! 🎊🍾🎈

2026-01-28 07:35:56 UTC

I don’t wanna sleep.

2026-01-27 22:11:10 UTC

I worked out today. Please clap

2026-01-26 21:11:16 UTC

It’s not really censoring but @nprofile…vm7t and @nprofile…nmr0 should do a duel, so we can finally stop confusing them