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Trying my best. Geriatric millennial. Here for ‘fully automated luxury gay space communism’

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2026-04-18 14:19:03 CEST

If exercise is so good for the brain why does mine try to find any excuses to avoid it??

2026-04-06 15:41:11 CEST

If I see one more ‘is mastodon an echo chamber’ post, I’m gonna lose it! Yeah, I’m pretty sure it’s an echo chamber but I like this echo chamber.
“But you’re not being tolerant!” Fuck off, with your racist, sexist, ableist nonsense! I don’t want any form of it

2026-03-31 14:55:33 CEST

Weather app says it’s 16°C. It’s a goddamn lie!!

2026-03-31 06:36:46 CEST

News flash: you can be in tech and still not be a misogynist. It’s your choice

2026-03-27 22:00:51 CET

Anyone else feel suddenly cold when they’re tired? Or am I just dying??

2026-03-19 16:46:58 CET

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@nprofile…nmr0 IMO women are taught to be too much considerate to others, it’s almost criminal. We give up parts of our souls to others so much we are not ourselves anymore in the end

2026-03-10 17:52:10 CET

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@nprofile…dyu0 Heck yeah!

2026-03-09 19:18:39 CET

Live
Laugh
LARP

2026-03-06 22:50:53 CET

I don’t wanna cook today but I’m hungry

2026-03-06 21:39:20 CET

Got my haircut. No pics yet because I look like a giant sentient lint

2026-03-05 05:10:31 CET

How do you know if your depression is not hormonal but situational?

2026-03-04 18:37:18 CET

If we only care for punishment with no chance for redemption, no one will want to change
This is the gist for my opinion piece - “So you got canceled: The 5 step road back to civilization”

2026-03-04 03:39:26 CET

I don’t know if anyone would be interested in learning Bengali/Bangla. I don’t think there’s much demand of it outside South Asia, London and New York. But it’s a fantastic and fun language! (Yes I’m biased)

2026-03-01 18:58:08 CET

Moving to Japan won’t solve my problems but a girl can dream

2026-03-01 02:38:15 CET

I dreamt that two bearded man walked into a place and I called them Jesus.
“Hey Jesus!”
The one with the longer flowy beard answers “yes?”
And my response was “not you, the other one”
The other one, clearly annoyed and in a huff answer “yeah? What is it??”
They were both Jesus
PS - what’s the plural of Jesus? Jesi??

2026-02-27 10:24:23 CET

This show is making me cry so much we’re running out of tissues #AttorneyWoo

2026-02-25 16:18:12 CET

The ducks will rise again

2026-02-25 15:49:54 CET

I know I’m 40+ old. But I wish I could call my mama and cry to her about my pain without the fear of being judged. But I’m 98% certain she’ll berate me and blame me for everything. I don’t need that kinda negativity in my life at the moment tyvm

2026-02-22 18:02:08 CET

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@nprofile…cm0q It’s a bit hard to do at the moment

2026-02-22 17:53:44 CET

If someone always resents you, what are you supposed to do?

2026-02-22 04:06:52 CET

How much difference is there on Mona 7 than Mona 6?

2026-02-22 03:34:44 CET

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@nprofile…pfuj @nprofile…masm As someone else said “mob front”

2026-02-21 23:24:01 CET

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@nprofile…dyu0 Umm which part?? I see nothing wrong. And you look cute

2026-02-21 22:40:22 CET

Speaking of MCU, I was wrong all these years about Scarlett Johansson. I hated her casting. But at least she gave her all for the Black Widow character. The real waste was Natalie Portman as Thor’s love interest. My personal feelings for her aside, she looked like, she didn’t even wanna be there. She felt so out of place!

2026-02-21 21:10:44 CET

Not really hungry but want sugary snacks

2026-02-18 21:13:44 CET

Anyone else’s kids get too interested in the food you’re eating but loses interest as soon as you make some for themselves??

2026-02-07 22:31:26 CET

Maybe your Desi parent is different but most of them have this entitlement that we owe them our life no matter what. Like- I understand, I’m solely here because they fucked, but because they fucked up being a parent I don’t HAVE to forgive them because they’re on death’s door. Any type of communication is hijacked and end up me being guilt trapped. I’m just so tired

2026-02-04 07:40:29 CET

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Unless it’s the permanent kind

2026-02-04 07:38:50 CET

Not in a good headspace. I mean I could try to sleep. But I don’t think it’ll solve anything #MentalHealth #iDontThinkImOkay

2026-02-03 08:34:58 CET

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@nprofile…rtl5 Technically we cannot

2026-02-03 05:11:58 CET

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@nprofile…cm0q Thats groundhog abuse

2026-02-03 03:10:17 CET

I have a ghost craving - it’s like when you’re hungry but not sure what you want

2026-01-29 06:16:04 CET

Sex work is work. Don’t shame a woman for that. Shame her for marrying a fascist and enabling him

2026-01-29 06:00:11 CET

Fedi seems quiet tonight

2026-01-28 16:03:50 CET

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@nprofile…dyu0 Congrats!! 🎊🍾🎈

2026-01-28 08:35:56 CET

I don’t wanna sleep.

2026-01-21 14:47:04 CET

Please someone tell me if there is such a thing as steering wheel warmer; otherwise my fingers might fall off

2026-01-18 22:01:46 CET

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@nprofile…dyu0 I love your roundy boi

2026-01-16 06:03:21 CET

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@nprofile…rtl5 Sure I’ll take it ☺️

2026-01-16 06:00:39 CET

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@nprofile…rtl5 Last September. I’m very slow in unpacking stuff 😅

2026-01-16 05:46:54 CET

I misplaced my good pens in the move. Now I have to buy more pens. I love buying pens! Problem is I don’t have a place to put them, so they don’t get robbed by rest of the family. And when I say family, actually I mean the kid

2026-01-13 22:33:14 CET

Tangential ramble - why do people quit their jobs as protest? Like, you can say “I’m not gonna do this illegal/inhumane task and you cannot make me.” If people quit, wouldn’t they find someone else to comply with their fascist policy??

2026-01-13 19:50:45 CET

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@nprofile…cm0q If it was THAT guy, there’d be spontaneous block party and dancing in the streets

2026-01-13 19:35:46 CET

So that guy died, huh?

2026-01-12 00:17:43 CET

Saw a Tesla car today with the sticker - “Musk can bite my shiny metal ass”. As a fellow Futurama fan, I approve this msg

2026-01-10 07:34:48 CET

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@nprofile…rtl5 January or bullet journaling?

2026-01-10 07:24:50 CET

It’s still January, I could restart bullet journaling this year 🤣

2026-01-08 18:41:16 CET

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@nprofile…el3w Bruh

2026-01-06 16:04:45 CET

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@nprofile…e2np These are wonderful!! I love them so much. One day when I can afford, I’ll have an original Bison ☺️

2026-01-03 06:12:25 CET

Anyone else buys larger sized clothes because it feels cozy and safe or am I just developing some new issue??

2026-01-02 22:34:13 CET

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@nprofile…5mvz Oh wow so cool! I’m not really a bug person but I definitely respect them from afar

2026-01-02 22:27:19 CET

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@nprofile…nmr0 But why?

2026-01-02 22:26:20 CET

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@nprofile…5mvz Hatched? Wow impressive!!

2025-12-19 16:03:53 CET

Where does one go for ginormous breakfasts? Eggs, pancakes, sausages and stuff?

2025-12-17 20:05:43 CET

Gonna go try the new coffee (illy) because my usual (lavazza) smells off these days
If you’re an espresso person, what blend of coffee do you like?
(Yeah, I suck at latte art; also there was way too much foam to be qualified as latte)
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2025-12-15 14:57:45 CET

It’s 2025, either accept the inevitability of ebooks or STFU. Do you know how easy it is to read, when your book can be accessed by your phone? If you don’t want that, you probably don’t want people to read your book, which I personally do not understand

2025-12-12 00:09:55 CET

Any of you own a dedicated pizza oven or do you make do with your regular oven?

2025-12-03 20:58:01 CET

Dear random website, if your pop up window only has an accept button and no decline, I’m getting the hell outta here. And arbitration waiver shouldn’t be a part of it either. Stop being creepy

2025-12-03 17:24:25 CET

Jif or Skippy? #peanutButter

2025-12-03 03:43:22 CET

One thing I’ll tell y’all, the ability to share my dreams and comparing notes with others and not getting called a weirdo is definitely one of top perks of mastodon

2025-12-03 03:41:04 CET

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@nprofile…5lrj This cuts deep (interestingly very timely for me personally) 💕

2025-12-02 21:12:00 CET

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@nprofile…mfuv But what fruit?

2025-11-25 23:32:37 CET

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@nprofile…5lrj 💕

2025-11-20 06:42:44 CET

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@nprofile…ne85 Bender is a sweetheart. Asshole, sure but still good. Love!

2025-11-19 15:19:19 CET

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@nprofile…jzs0 @nprofile…as30 I’m a strong believer of asking the people what they want in a certain price range. Everybody wins

2025-11-17 22:17:22 CET

Tomorrow I graduate from therapy school. Please clap

2025-11-14 19:41:45 CET

Still alive

2025-11-14 03:50:55 CET

Pro tip: refuse to learn the difference between pedophile and ephebophile. Let them squirm while they explain themselves.

2025-11-13 22:24:40 CET

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@nprofile…5lrj I’m so sorry. Also very relatable. I lived in my head for far too long in my childhood. It skews up your perception bad

2025-11-13 14:56:47 CET

Morning! Not feeling murdery today. I’m taking that as a win

2025-11-13 04:40:23 CET

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@nprofile…5lrj I needed that. Thanks

2025-11-09 06:47:06 CET

Damn, didn’t know Watson was this much racist!! What a waste

2025-11-07 20:38:37 CET

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@nprofile…f4xf @nprofile…x0wt Where’s mine then?? 😭

2025-11-07 14:32:45 CET

Tbh knob of butter sounds like euphemism or something

2025-10-13 07:58:41 CEST

On other news, my starfleet academy t-shirt is permanently lost and I’m very sad

2025-10-03 10:41:55 CEST

Of course I had to rewatch Rogue One, to top it off.

2025-07-07 21:20:40 CEST

Tell me about some good news

2025-07-07 02:44:33 CEST

Do people actually listen to CDs anymore? And if they do, how do they? Nothing has disk player anymore!

2025-05-07 03:09:01 CEST

Ok I’ll start an internet fight.
Opinion: salted caramel is way overrated. Why sully a good caramel?

2025-05-05 21:38:03 CEST

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@nprofile…uhjq Omg yes!

2025-05-05 21:33:15 CEST

Anyways, on other news, grass cutting season is upon us! That means allergies and migraines!!

2025-04-11 15:33:13 CEST

Trying out keeping my eyes open instead of closed during meditation. It’s… different #meditationPractice

2025-04-08 02:58:52 CEST

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@nprofile…t5r6 Wait doing or receiving? (This sounded more kinky than I intended)

2025-02-28 03:01:50 CET

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@nprofile…uhjq Yes
I have that all the time

2025-02-24 14:39:44 CET

What the heck is 'Premium free service'? Isn't that like an oxymoron??

2025-02-19 14:41:12 CET

All this Jhalmuri discussion reminded me we have a bottle of mustard oil in our pantry that says “not for consumption” which we completely ignore because yolo

2025-02-17 14:58:36 CET

True leaders
are hardly known to their followers.
Next after them are the leaders
the people know and admire;
after them, those they fear;
after them, those they despise.
To give no trust
is to get no trust.
When the work’s done right,
with no fuss or boasting,
ordinary people say,
Oh, we did it.
- Tao Te Ching (no. 17)/ rendition by Ursula K. Le Guin #quote #books

2025-02-16 00:15:06 CET

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@nprofile…vdm6 The article frames the whole story as if the hospital is on the wrong, whereas it’s the parents who are putting their kid in danger. And how did people like these get approved for adopting in the first place??

2025-02-14 16:00:04 CET

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@nprofile…85tn Omg! Amateurs!! 😅

2024-08-11 05:34:02 CEST

Imagine being a sheriff but your last name is Slaughter

2024-06-08 05:01:14 CEST

I’m not sure if it’s ironic or amusing that the “.. but think about the children” people don’t actually think about the children

2024-05-28 06:57:18 CEST

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@npub1sac…apc0 Did they delete the original comment?

2024-01-13 21:13:08 CET

The lighting is terrible but here’s the kid’s finished hat with stars. Had to redo the whole thing, cause this kid is growing up like a weed 😅 #knitting
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2023-09-14 06:44:37 CEST

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@npub1zak…d6uu You okay duck?

2023-09-11 06:18:44 CEST

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@npub1hvz…mle9 Fun fact: the -jamah/jama part means dress. Which we use (Bengali) as is. So if you say ‘jama-pajama’ we are talking about a dress set with top and bottom ☺️ #TheMoreYouknow