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2026-04-22 06:56:18 CEST

Voting results on VA redistricting referendum
Why is it always the mailed in vote in certain states?
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2026-04-21 21:58:38 CEST

You get on with your bad self USPS.
Went to get my mail, and not only was my mail in my mailbox, but the mail for 3 other apts in my building. I can see how the delivery person got confused with my name and a neighbor's beginning with the same letter but lived in a completely different floor, as was the case with another neighbor's mail. At least I got some exercise in walking up and down the stairs a couple of times.

2026-04-21 11:40:31 CEST

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2026-04-19 21:05:55 CEST

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I've driven past a few trailheads of the AT

2026-04-18 20:39:05 CEST

Who went shopping this Record Store Day?
I grabbed a couple of albums for a friend who's local store wasn't allotted, and a couple for myself because I was there.

2026-04-16 04:08:28 CEST

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my 70's era receiver is too big to fit in my entertainment center

2026-04-15 22:48:36 CEST

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I love watches, but being retired I really never wear one. I have about 10 watches myself and I have to consciously remind myself to put one on.

2026-04-15 16:26:06 CEST

Spoke with my realtor, and the contract to purchase the condo is being canceled, of course the appraisal was done two days ago, so now I get to pay for the appraisal of a property I'm not buying.

2026-04-15 03:19:57 CEST

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They had half the programing, didn't this guy ever hear of Black & White tv?

2026-04-15 02:00:54 CEST

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Principal was then arrested for assault since the rifle was never fired, other charges included theft, possesion of stolen property, and possesion of a stolen firearm.

2026-04-14 23:05:22 CEST

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I mean, real life isn't much different
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2026-04-14 20:13:05 CEST

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I don't know if this was recently wired, and I also don't know if adjacent units are wrongly wired. I can have mine done correctly, but if an adjoining one is done wrong it could still cause me problems

2026-04-14 19:51:10 CEST

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It's a condo, and the current owners currently live in the city where I live. I think they just did the cosmetic fixes to sell quickly. My offer was supposedly their floor and accepted right away.
HOA is taking in over 1/4 million a year, and the property doesn't look like it.

2026-04-14 19:41:38 CEST

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Was looking to buy

2026-04-14 19:40:08 CEST

Home inspection report in. Horizontal crack in slab foundation, incorectly bonded sub electrical panel, no exterior vent for bathroom fans, no air gap for the dishwasher, and other things. Feels like lipstick on a pig for a quick sell.
Looking around the property the common area upkeep is below par, especially for the monthy fee they charge.
I'm waiting for my agent to go over the report, and to discuss how I feel about it

2026-04-14 01:28:55 CEST

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Trump admits that he listened to those "in the know" for his appointments and nominations, so he ended up nominating the people who the machine wanted.

2026-04-13 23:41:40 CEST

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Your baby?
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2026-04-13 17:47:46 CEST

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Well, there's only one way to find out

2026-04-13 16:08:02 CEST

Woke up and headed out to get the heart going. Came across 10 deer and 2 fawns, as well as many types of ducks and a family of Canada geese and the goslings.
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2026-04-12 23:44:53 CEST

Better get moving on that Bucket list of yours, time is running out.
https://nypost.com/2026/04/12/science/alarming-study-reveals-the-universe-will-end-much-much-sooner-than-previously-estimated/

2026-04-12 21:02:16 CEST

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Should have bought them Bud Light

2026-04-11 05:12:50 CEST

Wandering around my apt with a tape measure, checking to see what I can fit in my vehicle to move into the condo I'll hopefully be owning in a month. So far the only pieces that I can't fit will be three parts of my sectional, my headboard, mattress and boxspring, and my washer and dryer.

2026-04-10 19:27:41 CEST

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Reminds me of my question last week
Is it OKAY to say TGIF on Good Friday?

2026-04-10 02:00:35 CEST

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https://youtu.be/yjacqcTFYFw?si=oHeT3Af7Wi2b-oQw

2026-04-09 00:01:42 CEST

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https://youtu.be/ePqINi1xLq0?si=cHjXPl2zl_YPjdom

2026-04-08 23:47:37 CEST

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Ms. Miller
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2026-04-08 13:57:58 CEST

Well, the plugged tire wasn't plugged too well as I had to put 10lbs of air in it this morning.
Guess It's time for a new tire, thankfully they aren't that old so the wear won't make that much of a difference.

2026-04-07 22:23:25 CEST

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2026-04-07 12:31:52 CEST

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You bought batteries for the wrong timezone

2026-04-07 06:04:06 CEST

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Did you expect anything else from NY?

2026-04-07 04:29:14 CEST

Go NY, Go NY, Go!
https://www.newyorkalmanack.com/2026/03/new-york-state-climate-education/

2026-04-07 04:25:47 CEST

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You mean AI?

2026-04-07 02:55:31 CEST

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That's what these people basically do. They "buy" a car, then 2-3 years later trade it in and add the balance to the new car loan. The problem comes when they are so upside down in their loan, that the bank won't take on the added money risk.

2026-04-07 02:53:38 CEST

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She makes twice as much as I do and the condo I'm buying is 2bd, w/ attached garage and all in before utilities should be $1,380/month

2026-04-07 02:52:00 CEST

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My credit union offers 120 month car loans, 10 fucking year car loan!

2026-04-07 02:48:41 CEST

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and the cars are usually filthy and fucked up because they know the repo man is coming so let me fuck up the car so they can't sell it for much

2026-04-07 02:45:06 CEST

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I'm so glad that I took my pension to GTFO. I feel for my friends that are still there and have kids in school, or family that depend on them.

2026-04-07 02:37:54 CEST

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Hoping everything turns around for the best

2026-04-07 01:02:24 CEST

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If I kept my garage I'd be paying $1,380/month in rent, new place will be about the same, plus an additional $100 for water, sewer, & trash.

2026-04-07 00:58:20 CEST

My offer was accepted for the condo I wanted. Just need my mortagage application to be approved, and for the inspection to be good, and then I'll be a first time home owner!

2026-04-06 01:47:05 CEST

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That's just what a bot would say

2026-04-06 01:17:29 CEST

Found my license! Went to get my W-2 for proof to get a new license, and my license fell out of my tax paperwork. I've been driving around since 2/25 without a license on my person.

2026-04-05 21:05:40 CEST

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Ah, the slap heard around the whole subway system

2026-04-05 20:42:50 CEST

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Monty Python version
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2026-04-05 18:45:08 CEST

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2026-04-05 05:24:34 CEST

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Best thing Jimmy Kimmel ever did was "Win Ben Stein's Money"

2026-04-05 05:20:38 CEST

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There goes the climate change again

2026-04-05 02:13:02 CEST

I just had my taste of chocolate babka, OMG, I'm glad that I didn't know about this delishnesses when I was younger as I'd definitely have type 2 diabetes

2026-04-04 23:19:45 CEST

I took the risk and hopped in my vehicle and drove to the BBQ place to pick up dinner and my ham for tomorrow. Glad that I learned what backroads to take to get there.

2026-04-04 23:13:28 CEST

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I started counting them, but fell asleep

2026-04-04 18:43:17 CEST

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2026-04-04 15:21:58 CEST

Another farm stand is open. Spring is definitely here
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2026-04-04 13:34:27 CEST

Noticed on Thursday that I lost my driver's license. Yesterday I drive around retracing my steps to see if I could locate where I lost it, and also run some errands while I was out and about. As I was headed to pick up my Easter ham, I noticed that I was being trailed by the local PD for 3+ miles before they finally gave up and decided that I wasn't worth the effort. Needless to say that I'll be limiting my driving this weekend.

2026-04-03 23:35:20 CEST

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2026-04-03 23:24:08 CEST

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Just wait til you find out that it's a Let's Make A Deal bankroll and all the other bills are singles.

2026-04-03 16:07:18 CEST

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New York, that explains it all

2026-04-03 02:16:39 CEST

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I know the basics of driving a manual, just never had the opportunity to actually do it and get real world experience.

2026-04-01 23:51:05 CEST

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You need Loss of Control to get through the Van Halen belt
https://youtu.be/x7mIqV2qJqM?si=tUi-ndYTvksNZwEg

2026-04-01 23:44:21 CEST

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Who wants to chip in and send her TO Japan, don't care if she steals a wallet or not, just get her out of the US

2026-04-01 18:24:01 CEST

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Sweet cream pancakes, the eggs were hidden underneath

2026-04-01 17:49:32 CEST

First day out on the bike since Christmas, and it felt so good I went out and had breakfast afterward. Then when I got home I had a box of NYC waiting for me.
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2026-04-01 04:30:13 CEST

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That's the Isles Matt Barzal special, the man looks to pass when there's an empty net

2026-04-01 03:46:09 CEST

Need a good gag gift? These are 40% off
https://a.co/d/00c5UtQ7

2026-04-01 03:12:28 CEST

Family resemblance
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2026-04-01 03:08:25 CEST

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Twig & Berries

2026-04-01 03:07:19 CEST

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Just wait until we send in Carl Spackler to clean out those tunnels

2026-04-01 02:27:28 CEST

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2026-04-01 02:24:55 CEST

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2026-04-01 02:08:43 CEST

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$3.49 in TN
$3.59 in VA
Both prices at Sams Club

2026-03-31 23:16:59 CEST

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I couldn't make it to the 10 second mark

2026-03-31 23:13:00 CEST

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Looks like me trying to return my rental at SkyHarbor airport

2026-03-31 23:08:47 CEST

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https://youtu.be/Mvnog0sSBXo?si=fRtvb1HhB4Fw8I_f

2026-03-31 23:02:23 CEST

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Settle down Beavis

2026-03-31 00:45:37 CEST

How Maoist of NYC
The pilot program will start this fall on the first floor of David N. Dinkins Municipal Building in Lower Manhattan after a multi-million-dollar renovation of a room for just 40 children, ages six weeks to 3 years old.
After this they start public "education" for 14 years, at least.
https://nypost.com/2026/03/30/us-news/mamdani-rolls-out-2-3m-day-care-pilot-for-nyc-workers-with-hefty-60k-cost-per-kid/

2026-03-31 00:41:10 CEST

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Here are some pronouns for you
Dumb Fuck
Fucking idiot
Dipshit

2026-03-30 22:08:08 CEST

With the current state of TV, this was the only option
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2026-03-30 19:16:40 CEST

Of course the Libtards in NYC think this is the greatest thing since redistribution of wealth.
Gov't childcare starting at 6 weeks!
https://web.archive.org/web/20260330160358/https://www.nydailynews.com/2026/03/30/nyc-to-launch-free-child-care-for-city-workers-with-kids-as-young-as-6-weeks/

2026-03-30 19:11:10 CEST

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Did he hire Kamala's speech writer?

2026-03-30 19:03:29 CEST

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Never had a tire plugged before, usually replaced the tire due to the location of the leak.

2026-03-30 18:57:01 CEST

The other day I headed out to do chores only to find that my right rear tire was down to 16psi. I promptly filled it with air and headed down to Discount Tire. They found a screw in the tire and patched it.
My question is, how good is a patched tire from a reputable place like this, and how long should it last?

2026-03-30 02:03:10 CEST

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Greta Garbo because The Kinks

2026-03-29 18:04:27 CEST

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covid times, can't be outside or you'll DIE!!!!

2026-03-29 18:01:47 CEST

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Divorced parents here. My mother worked, and I'd say fron 2nd grade on I walked to/from school and had the keys to the apt. Came home from school, watched tv, had dinner, did homework, went to bed.

2026-03-29 07:07:14 CEST

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2026-03-29 03:55:34 CEST

My favorite pic of the day
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2026-03-29 03:54:09 CEST

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2026-03-29 03:32:07 CEST

Just looked at the pics of the local group of old folks that were out yelling at clouds today, there was one youngster who looked like a cross between McLovin and Waldo

2026-03-29 01:54:14 CET

Best comment that I've read today
"Trump's gotten more fat women to walk than Jenny Craig"

2026-03-29 01:42:10 CET

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Well, about 10 of us went to see Predator when it came out, and we had a blast doing our own version of MST 3000.
I know that I saw Robocop in the theater, but it was a smaller group if I recall. The other two were Blockbuster rentals

2026-03-29 01:38:16 CET

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Christ, he's in one of the rows that are 2 seats, at least do it in one of "suites" , single seat row. After looking at the seat map it's an aisle seat right by the bathroom

2026-03-28 23:32:01 CET

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Following in the great foot steps of NYC
https://www.nyc.gov/site/dsny/businesses/materials-handling/utensils-condiments-napkins.page

2026-03-28 21:18:23 CET

Signs that winter is over, locals have their stands open
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2026-03-28 21:15:19 CET

Just found out that there's a name for what I've been doing
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2026-03-28 20:28:18 CET

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A couple of weeks ago we went from 80 to low 30's overnight, mostly between 50-70 during the day, nightime can go from mid 30's to mid 60's

2026-03-28 20:15:34 CET

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Balmy 54 here in TN right now

2026-03-28 19:50:47 CET

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2026-03-28 19:26:33 CET

Went to pay my rent online, message comes back Denied, insufficient funds. I check my bank acct online and see that I have 6x my rent in my acct. I also see that my CC bill is past due as I never received a statement. I pay my CC bill (which is more than my rent).
Guess I'm going back to writing checks to pay my rent.

2026-03-28 19:17:57 CET

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Nothing says that you believe in a movement by bringing your chair to sit in the shade during a protest.

2026-03-28 14:58:33 CET

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$3.37 in VA, $3.47 in TN
Sams club

2026-03-28 13:32:21 CET

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They should just make Potter a black F-M tranny, Harriet is now Harry