Layahheilpern1
Layah Heilpern

Journalist, Author, Entrepreneur, Podcaster, and Cryptocurrency commentator
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Last Notes

2026-07-16 15:41:17 UTC

The Iran war is a bigger problem for crypto than you realise rn
https://blossom.primal.net/7175e918bcf06b8a6996ee3b704f83e50b67aed58354414bcbc4d070aa727ed3.mp4

2026-07-16 15:40:28 UTC

Here's the chain most people aren't connecting right now:
Iran conflict escalates, oil spikes, inflation heats back up, and the Fed can't cut (it might even hike).
That's why a green CPI day doesn't fix anything. Watch oil, not the headlines!

2026-07-10 00:32:22 UTC

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I told everyone in my building to only speak to me in Spanish so now I get nervous coming home or leaving my house…
I feel like i have to practise my lines 😭
#nevent1q…zqu6

2026-07-10 00:31:44 UTC

I just watched France beat Morocco so I am ready:
“Si acabo de verlo. Fue muy divertido!”

2026-07-10 00:31:12 UTC

The Fed is literally debating hiking interest rates right now…
The entire bull case for 2026 that everyone screamed about was all this liquidity coming from the Fed cutting.
Will people apologise for being irresponsibly bullish? Of course not.

2026-07-10 00:24:24 UTC

Patience and managing emotions is literally the only edge you need to be successful in crypto.

2026-07-09 13:33:25 UTC

President Trump has just announced the US might hit Iran tonight.
Crypto markets are not going to like this...

2026-07-08 12:03:25 UTC

I’ve been wondering why I’ve been enjoying the World Cup so much;
- Is it because it’s in America and I live here so I’m immersed in the excitement?
- Or because I have friends from all these different countries and the rivalry is fun
- Or maybe it’s because life is always so serious and we’re always so consumed with news, politics, wars and this actually kind of feels like it’s bringing the world together!
- Also it’s incredible to watch sports at such a high level. Some of the best games I’ve ever seen!
Routing for England and the USA! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸

2026-07-06 00:58:13 UTC

If England win tonight I’m going to watch them play in Miami!
Miami has been my home for the last 5 years but England will always be home too.
It would be such a crazy experience watching the game here! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸

2026-07-03 07:09:48 UTC

As you go about your day, remember, if someone has a different crypto opinion to you its nothing personal, its just an opinion on the market.
Some opinions are more valid than others for sure tho lol

2026-07-03 01:09:11 UTC

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Awesome!

2026-07-02 16:26:22 UTC

To everyone that thinks we’re so back:
https://blossom.primal.net/f01f11a6014461adea16d45f25db6926d4c81ba29f2f410d61f76ce7f50a1e79.mp4

2026-07-02 16:13:47 UTC

Too many people started to believe the bottom was coming in Q4.
So of course the market starts pumping.
Now is the time to be careful and not chase pumps.
You don’t want to be the exit liquidity for the inevitable lower lows!
The DCA plan remains intact.

2026-07-02 16:13:27 UTC

I’ve been learning Spanish now for 7 weeks and my uber driver just told me my Spanish is good but a bit scrambled… I’ll take that at 7 weeks in 😂

2026-07-02 16:12:48 UTC

Damn I’ve never watched so much football in one day in all my life
Watched England and the USA play amazing football 🇬🇧 🇺🇸

2026-07-02 16:11:41 UTC

It’s coming home boys 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

2026-06-30 15:58:24 UTC

Strategy just set up a $1.25B program that lets them SELL their bitcoin.
The biggest "never selling" bull on earth is now building an exit strategy...
And people are still telling me this is the bottom.

2026-06-30 10:57:28 UTC

To everyone who thinks the bottom is in:
1. The Fed is now talking about HIKING rates this year
2. $4 billion left the bitcoin ETFs this month, that's record breaking numbers...
More pain coming...

2026-06-30 09:47:32 UTC

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Lower lows are coming, this is exciting, get ready!
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#nevent1q…gknm

2026-06-30 09:42:27 UTC

Been shorting the market for months now and it’s been very profitable!
Many of my trades are on BTCC exchange.
They offer great rewards and bonuses
Send a Dm, let's set you up for advantage in the market
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2026-06-27 15:57:09 UTC

Reminder to everyone in crypto:
https://blossom.primal.net/9ed984e36699b7413b2ba362b847649c7f5773e54f6af1973d3697a3b8a7c8ff.mp4

2026-06-27 15:51:52 UTC

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I’m noticing we’ve entered the part of the cycle where everyone looks for someone to blame.
If you’re down bad there’s no one to blame but yourself.
Crypto is a highly risky and immature asset.
If you didn’t take profit, you’re absolutely insane.
You have to be naive and out of your mind to believe in a super cycle and it’s going up forever narratives.
Take some responsibility, learn and do better next cycle.
#nevent1q…55r0

2026-06-27 15:51:18 UTC

Not to mention, I told everyone to take profit from July 2025 all the way until October 2025.
The receipts are all over my X account.
And I warned that 2026 was going to be a bear market and that lower lows were coming towards Q3 and Q4 this year.
Instead of listening most of you were rude to me and just laughed.
Now learn to take some responsibility.
Learn from your mistakes and you’ll do better next cycle.

2026-06-26 19:53:11 UTC

Every crypto cycle has its black swan event.
When everyone thinks the bottom is in…
And then something breaks.
The breaking point is coming and it’s going to send the entire industry into chaos.
The generational buying opportunity is almost here.

2026-06-26 01:04:07 UTC

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Most of you won’t survive the crypto winter!
You need to be shorting with me. Wins below!
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2026-06-26 01:03:22 UTC

Michael Saylor's Strategy currently has a $14 billion unrealized loss on bitcoin.
Tom Lee's Bitmine currently has a $10.5 billion unrealized loss on ETH.
This is why it's foolish to follow the smart money and not take profit.
They can survive a crypto winter, most of will not!

2026-06-26 01:03:00 UTC

In the next few months something in crypto is going to break...
And we're going to see a blood bath that will go down in history.
Very exciting times.
As always, the DCA begins on my mark!
See you at the bottom!

2026-06-26 01:02:40 UTC

America just banned the creation of a CBDC, while Europe is building one.
One chose financial freedom.
The other chose a surveillance coin with an off switch.
This is why America is still the greatest country in the world!🇺🇸

2026-06-26 01:01:32 UTC

And here come the lower lows I’ve been screaming about for over a year…
It’s time to start shorting with me!
https://blossom.primal.net/ec8c2440ae7157a7c6d92d39f9e8c7630008176e68eb7619075dbbf5bd68c362.mp4

2026-06-24 20:28:12 UTC

I have been shorting every single day and making money on the way down!
Here are my wins just from today!
DM for more info to trade with me
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2026-06-24 14:13:19 UTC

Bitcoin is in the green today and people are calling the bottom.
Reminder bear markets have green days.
They're called relief rallies, and they exist to suck people back in before the next leg down.
One green candle isn't a trend. Stay patient.

2026-06-24 14:11:43 UTC

Anyone else notice how the UK Prime Minister resigning has had zero impact on the markets?
On the flip side, imagine if Donald Trump resigned as President, markets would be in turmoil!

2026-06-24 14:11:22 UTC

So Keir Starmer has finally resigned... zero surprises.
The country has had 7 Prime Ministers in the last 10 years, absolute shambles.
The UK desperately needs an emergency General Election now! 🇬🇧

2026-06-24 14:11:06 UTC

2026-06-24 14:10:46 UTC

What do you think is next for bitcoin:
50k or 70k?

2026-06-24 14:10:07 UTC

Been making money shorting the market since October
These are my wins from this week alone
And we’re now using my new AI bot to automate all these trades
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2026-06-24 14:08:22 UTC

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The biggest crypto hack you keep forgetting
Is when banks, influencers and annoying people start shouting things like super cycle
You can guarantee the exact opposite is coming…
#nevent1q…pzuf

2026-06-24 14:07:14 UTC

Or when they shout the bottom is in
You can probably expect it to not be in…

2026-06-18 03:05:29 UTC

The English people deserve this win! The country has been through too much 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧

2026-06-18 03:05:13 UTC

And the Fed didn’t cut rates…
Wasn’t the new Fed chair cutting rates the ENTIRE bull case for 2026?

2026-06-18 03:04:20 UTC

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2026-06-18 03:04:11 UTC

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2026-06-18 03:03:57 UTC

The feds didn't cut rates...
https://blossom.primal.net/cd3e09b058a774b35ada83bb1414d6c302c372d9c82e3d644c2eb706021e511f.mp4

2026-06-16 20:24:22 UTC

I’m very happy bitcoin has been pumping.
Too many people started calling for lower lows in Q4.
This was concerning for me because the market never does what everyone expects.
People are back to believing in the super cycle.
Perfect for my Q4 DCA plan 🤭

2026-06-16 20:23:43 UTC

First class $toes out living life 🥂
@ToesCoinSol
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2026-06-16 13:47:02 UTC

Crypto pumped for 3 months everyone was certain of a supercycle.
Crypto dumped the last two weeks, everyone is certain its the end.
Crypto pumps today and everyone switches again.
You have no plan or strategy.
Your fickle mentality is why you get REKT!

2026-06-16 13:46:20 UTC

2026-06-15 15:54:41 UTC

A ceasefire and suddenly everyone's bullish again.
Maybe they're right. But I've seen enough bounces to not chase the first green candle.
Still cautious, still patient. The DCA comes in Q4.

2026-06-11 11:53:16 UTC

"Time in the market beats timing the market" is what people say to cope while they bleed.
There's a time to hold and a time to wait in cash.
Right now we wait.
The DCA begins when the damage is done, we're still early.

2026-06-11 11:52:01 UTC

When the DCA begins, it's bitcoin first.
Not memecoins, not the alts that promised you 100x in January.
In a bear market liquidity leaves the alts first and comes back to them last.
Get the foundation right.

2026-06-11 11:51:39 UTC

I'm going to be shorting the market all the way down... so i expect to be printing on crypto! lets go!!

2026-06-09 14:25:25 UTC

Gm from the United Kingdom 🇬🇧
If you live abroad I encourage you to take a trip home once in a while.
Every trip I take reminds me of where I came from and how far I’ve come.
It’s always a very eye opening and humbling experience.
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2026-06-06 18:50:11 UTC

Bitcoin drops below $60,000! The lower lows I spoke about have arrived!
https://blossom.primal.net/7ca93950e17d0024818770e6754c0f95be9e59192eef0c7d3a96e36bebecc1ca.mp4

2026-06-06 18:33:13 UTC

The hardest part about crypto isn't charts,
It's sitting on your hands while everyone calls you stupid.
I've been in stables since October 2025.
And endured months of being told I was wrong.
You need to train your emotions like you train your muscles.

2026-06-06 18:32:53 UTC

Bitcoin is back testing the lows from February.
Roughly 50% off the highs and people still think THIS is the discount.
The real entry comes after this level breaks, not before.
Patience a little longer. We're nearly there!

2026-06-06 18:32:41 UTC

My shorts are printing!
Will you listen to me now?
Only sharing my alpha inside my group
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2026-06-03 12:33:00 UTC

Have you ever wondered why some people stay financially stressed no matter how hard they work, while others quietly build wealth in the background?
It usually comes down to one thing: financial habits.
Many people were taught how to earn money, but never taught how to grow it. And the truth is, money left sitting without direction often disappears faster than expected.
What if a portion of what you earn today could become something bigger in the next few years? What if investing wasn’t just for wealthy people, but for anyone willing to think long-term?
The lifestyle you want tomorrow may depend on the financial decisions you make today.

2026-06-02 16:48:57 UTC

The interesting part about this dump is that it's the smart money selling.
The same institutions everyone said would create a higher floor.
BlackRock alone has dumped $2.4B of BTC in two weeks.
Smart money doesn't care about, they are just here to manipulate you.

2026-06-02 16:47:48 UTC

Tbh I'm probably not going to announce when I begin my DCA on here because everyone was so rude to me when I announced I was selling between July - October 2025.
(this was the top)
And even when I said I'm not FOMOing into the rally at 80k a few weeks ago, people were still really abusive.
Think I'll just keep my alpha private for people inside my community.

2026-06-02 16:47:17 UTC

Guys Rektember is still a good few months away... More pain!

2026-06-02 16:47:01 UTC

67k is cool
But the fun really begins once we go sub 60k...
Let's go!

2026-06-01 22:29:22 UTC

“This time is different” famous last words before getting rekt.

2026-06-01 16:17:26 UTC

Why is Bitcoin coming down?
https://blossom.primal.net/d4b8cafb87d301b8e1f5374aee2ceed1d782668a7e253980a3a72d1ba7310543.mp4

2026-06-01 16:15:48 UTC

Bitcoin 71k!
Next stop 65k let's go!

2026-06-01 13:03:00 UTC

Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' just sold 32 Bitcoin worth $2.5 million.
Bitcoin just hit 72k…
Very very exciting times for those who have been patiently waiting to deploy capital, rather than chasing hype and fake supercycle narratives.

2026-06-01 10:02:16 UTC

2026-06-01 09:48:17 UTC

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Done now

2026-06-01 09:17:05 UTC

🖤
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2026-06-01 09:02:34 UTC

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The cool thing about getting older is you keep meeting new versions of yourself.
If you continue to learn and evolve it’s fascinating to see yourself become things you never imagined.
#nevent1q…qzhc

2026-06-01 09:02:09 UTC

The last 8 years I’ve
- Taken on new hobbies
- Built new skills
- Moved countries
- Become an expert in certain areas
- Now I’m learning a new language
Who “Layah” is, is constantly changing before my eyes and it’s really cool!

2026-05-31 16:50:15 UTC

Enjoy the weekend touch grass.
Don’t be upset the supercycle hasn’t happened.
The lower crypto goes, the better our entry will be.
Patience for now, once the bottom is finally in, it’s up only!🙏
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