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2026-07-20 22:48:08 CEST

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📜 Rambo III Dedicated to the Mujahideen — Aged Poorly
The ending of Rambo III: THIS FILM IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN.Obviously, this particular comment didnt age too well. 1988: America arms the Mujahideen. 2001: America ... https://9gods.org/2026/07/13/rambo-iii-dedicated-to-the-mujahideen-aged-poorly/

2026-07-20 18:47:59 CEST

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📜 Germany Every 20-50 Years — Time to War With France
Germany every 20 to 50 years: Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure to inform you that its time to war with France. 1870, 1914, 1939, 1940. The Franco-German cycle of violence. At least the frog looks ... https://9gods.org/2026/07/13/germany-every-20-50-years-time-to-war-with-france/

2026-07-20 17:31:20 CEST

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📜 White Generals vs Poland and Finland — Shocked Pikachu
Russian White Generals: withhold recognition of Poland and Finlands independence.Poland and Finland: decline to support the White Generals against the Bolsheviks.The White Generals:surprised Pikachu f... https://9gods.org/2026/07/13/white-generals-vs-poland-and-finland-shocked-pikachu/

2026-07-20 14:45:50 CEST

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📜 Nolan’s Fall From Grace — 2023 vs 2026
2023: Woke movies (empty) vs Christopher Nolans movies (packed).2026: Christopher Nolans movies (empty) vs Memes about the Odyssey casting (packed, but closed). The shift in just 3 years. Nobody wants... https://9gods.org/2026/07/12/nolans-fall-from-grace-2023-vs-2026/

2026-07-18 17:31:49 CEST

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🎙️ The Odyssey’s Secrets — Only Understood in Greek
Helen of Troy — the face that launched a thousand ships. There are powerful secrets in the Odyssey you can only understand if you speak Greek. The three most important suitors who die: Antinous = ‘ant...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/18/the-odysseys-secrets-only-understood-in-greek/

2026-07-17 17:30:57 CEST

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🎙️ German POWs in Canada — Treated So Well They Stayed
During WW2, German prisoners of war in Canada were treated so well that many did not want to leave. Thousands asked to remain or later returned.One POW: ‘It was the best thing that happened to me.’ Hu...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/17/german-pows-in-canada-treated-so-well-they-stayed/

2026-07-17 10:43:17 CEST

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🎙️ Odyssey 2026 — Casting Parody Poster
Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey — parody poster showing the casting choices.Helen, Achilles, and a meme. This sums up the backlash....
https://9gods.org/2026/07/17/odyssey-2026-casting-parody-poster/

2026-07-16 23:39:50 CEST

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📜 Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West
Totally normal: children interacting with a satanic Baphomet statue holding a pentagram. Extremist behavior: a soldier with a religious symbol in his sight. Which way modern man? The double standard is... https://9gods.org/2026/07/11/totally-normal-vs-extremist-behavior-trad-west/

2026-07-16 22:42:51 CEST

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🎙️ Never Ask the British About Their Museum Collection
The 3 things you should never ask:A woman, her ageA man, his salaryThe British, why they have so much cool stuff in their museum The third one hits closest to home for Greece....
https://9gods.org/2026/07/16/never-ask-the-british-about-their-museum-collection/

2026-07-16 10:40:27 CEST

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🎙️ The West Is a Superior Civilization
"The West is a superior civilization. And I do not care if that offends you.""The civilization that gave the world constitutional liberty, modern science, and human dignity deserves defense, not embar...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/16/the-west-is-a-superior-civilization/

2026-07-15 17:31:20 CEST

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🎙️ AI-Generated Odyssey Film — Odysseus: The Fall
Variety: ‘An AI-generated film adaptation of The Odyssey has been announced. Odysseus: The Fall is a 135-minute…’ AI is making Odyssey movies now. Probably more historically accurate than Nolan’s....
https://9gods.org/2026/07/15/ai-generated-odyssey-film-odysseus-the-fall/

2026-07-15 10:39:41 CEST

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🎙️ Gone With the Wind — Warning Label Added
"A 1939 American Civil War epic known for its racism. To learn more about Black lives, search ‘Black Lives Matter.’" A classic film, now with a warning label. The 1939 audience didn’t need one....
https://9gods.org/2026/07/15/gone-with-the-wind-warning-label-added/

2026-07-14 07:14:50 CEST

The Odyssey Defy the Gods - Nolan IMAX 07.17.26 https://9gods.org/2026/07/13/the-odyssey-defy-the-gods/

2026-07-14 07:14:12 CEST

THE ODYSSEY -- Defy the Gods. Christopher Nolan. IMAX. 07.17.26. https://9gods.org/2026/07/13/the-odyssey-defy-the-gods/

2026-07-14 07:13:27 CEST

THE ODYSSEY — Defy the Gods. A film by Christopher Nolan. Shot entirely with IMAX film cameras. 07.17.26.
https://9gods.org/2026/07/13/the-odyssey-defy-the-gods/

2026-07-13 22:38:32 CEST

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🎙️ Japan’s Transformation — 2026 vs 1937
Japanese after a victory in 2026: ‘Time to clean the place.’Japanese after a victory in 1937: ‘Time to "clean" the place.’ The difference between a civilized society and empire....
https://9gods.org/2026/07/13/japans-transformation-2026-vs-1937/

2026-07-12 22:37:42 CEST

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🎙️ Civilization 7 — Black Mongols Controversy
Civilization 7 releases an expansion trailer with Black Mongols.Reply: ‘Some dev was told they’re a barbarian horde known for absurd levels of violence so just assumed.’ 23.4K likes. 2.9M views. The M...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/12/civilization-7-black-mongols-controversy/

2026-07-12 17:32:53 CEST

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📜 Funeral Ouija Board — Let’s Stay in Touch
"At my funeral, I want everyone to get one of these."A memorial card with a portrait, the message "Lets stay in touch!" and a built-in Ouija board. The darkest funeral favor in history. Death doesnt e... https://9gods.org/2026/07/11/funeral-ouija-board-lets-stay-in-touch/

2026-07-12 10:37:17 CEST

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🎙️ Angelina Jolie as Colin Farrell’s Mother — Still Better Than the Odyssey
Angelina Jolie playing Colin Farrell’s mother in Alexander (2004). She was 29. He was 28.Comment: ‘Still better casting than anything in The Odyssey.’ A 29-year-old playing the mother of a 28-year-old...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/12/angelina-jolie-as-colin-farrells-mother-still-better-than-the-odyssey/

2026-07-11 17:32:11 CEST

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🎙️ Totally Normal vs Extremist Behavior — Trad West
Totally ‘normal’: children interacting with a satanic Baphomet statue holding a pentagram.Extremist behavior: a soldier with a religious symbol in his sight. Which way modern man? The double standard ...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/11/totally-normal-vs-extremist-behavior-trad-west/

2026-07-11 10:36:32 CEST

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🎙️ Biopics Be Like — Original vs Accurate
Original: horned helmet, cardboard armor, barefoot, holding a pitchfork.Accurate representation: proper hoplite armor, crested helmet, sword, cape. The difference between ‘I made this in my backyard’ ...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/11/biopics-be-like-original-vs-accurate/

2026-07-10 22:35:15 CEST

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🎙️ Woman Through the Ages — 1582 to 2060
1582: Elizabethan noblewoman, ruff collar, pearls, demure.1999: Simple t-shirt, choker, 90s casual.2026: Brown dress, gold choker, modern glam.2060: Sequins, diamonds, vampire fangs. 400 years of evol...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/10/woman-through-the-ages-1582-to-2060/

2026-07-09 22:32:20 CEST

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🎙️ Tweets From 3150 BC — Upper vs Lower Egypt
"Tweets from 3150 BC"@Bashmurian: "Upper Egyptians shouldn’t mix with lower Egyptians." Some things never change. The Upper/Lower Egypt divide existed for millennia before unification under Narmer. Ev...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/09/tweets-from-3150-bc-upper-vs-lower-egypt/

2026-07-08 17:32:03 CEST

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🎙️ Helen of Troy — The Face That Launched a Thousand Ships
The Cinéprism: ‘Helen of Troy, the mythical beauty whose unmatched allure launched a thousand ships.’ image of Helen screaming while being held back by Spartan soldiers The contrast between the captio...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/08/helen-of-troy-the-face-that-launched-a-thousand-ships/

2026-07-08 10:30:13 CEST

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🎙️ Why the Varangian Guard Was All Norsemen
Trad West: ‘Now you understand why the Byzantine Varangian Guard was almost entirely composed of Norsemen.’ Top left: A modern Norwegian rugby player built like a Viking.Top right: Byzantine art showi...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/08/why-the-varangian-guard-was-all-norsemen/

2026-07-05 22:01:24 CEST

250 Years Since Telling the British to Go Fuck Themselves
British soldier: "PAY YOUR TEA TAX."
American colonist: "GO FUCK YOURSELVES."
250 years later, America is still celebrating telling the British to go fuck themselves.
Happy July 4th.
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https://9gods.org/2026/07/04/250-years-since-telling-the-british-to-go-fuck-themselves/

2026-07-05 22:00:33 CEST

Someone Tell Homer He Isn’t Being True to Nolan’s Vision
George Alexopoulos (@GPrime85):
"So I’ve been rereading the Odyssey and I’m not seeing a lot of defying the gods here. In fact, all the characters are praying all the time and honoring their ancestors and stuff. Someone needs to tell this Homer guy he isn’t being true to Christopher Nolan’s vision.…
https://9gods.org/2026/07/05/someone-tell-homer-he-isnt-being-true-to-nolans-vision/

2026-07-05 17:34:59 CEST

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🎙️ Someone Tell Homer He Isn’t Being True to Nolan’s Vision
George Alexopoulos (@GPrime85): "So I’ve been rereading the Odyssey and I’m not seeing a lot of defying the gods here. In fact, all the characters are praying all the time and honoring their ancestors...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/05/someone-tell-homer-he-isnt-being-true-to-nolans-vision/

2026-07-05 10:07:56 CEST

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🎙️ 250 Years Since Telling the British to Go Fuck Themselves
British soldier: "PAY YOUR TEA TAX."American colonist: "GO FUCK YOURSELVES." 250 years later, America is still celebrating telling the British to go fuck themselves....
https://9gods.org/2026/07/04/250-years-since-telling-the-british-to-go-fuck-themselves/

2026-07-05 10:07:46 CEST

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🎙️ Revolutionary War Beat — Pure Fire
When you’re in the middle of a revolution but that beat is pure fire. From Being Libertarian — a painting of Revolutionary War soldiers playing drums and fife while the battle rages around them. Music...
https://9gods.org/2026/07/04/revolutionary-war-beat-pure-fire/

2026-07-05 10:07:35 CEST

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🎙️ The Phoenicians — Traders Who Invented the Alphabet
A meme about the Phoenicians — an ancient Semitic civilization that dominated Mediterranean trade from roughly 1500-300 BCE. The Phoenicians were based in what is now Lebanon, Syria, and northern Isra...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/30/the-phoenicians-traders-who-invented-the-alphabet/

2026-06-27 08:04:48 CEST

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📜 I Don’t Practice Recreational Marxism — Grad Student Shuts Down Committee
A screenshot of a tweet by Charles Murray that went viral (721K views, 33K likes). "A friend of mine reports that his daughter, a grad student, was asked by her dissertation committee why she hadnt in... https://9gods.org/2026/06/24/i-dont-practice-recreational-marxism-grad-student-shuts-down-committee/

2026-06-27 08:04:42 CEST

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📜 If Turks Talk Too Much About 1453 — 1552 Says Everything
A historical whataboutism meme showing a painting of a siege (likely the Siege of Kazan, 1552). The text: "If Turks talk too much about 1453 tell them what happened in 1552." 1453 is the year the Otto... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/if-turks-talk-too-much-about-1453-1552-says-everything/

2026-06-27 08:04:36 CEST

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📜 China Drone Dragon — Tech for Fireworks or Something Else?
A Twitter thread about China, technology, and fireworks with a very visual punchline. Tweet 1 (Zy@ZyMazza):"Dont worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didnt invent gu... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/china-drone-dragon-tech-for-fireworks-or-something-else/

2026-06-27 08:04:29 CEST

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📜 Chloe VS History — The Blurry Line Between AI Slop and New Media
A tweet thread from Kevin A. Bryan about the blurry line between "AI slop" and genuinely compelling new media. The tweet discusses a YouTube channel called "Chloe VS History" an AI-generated channel w... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/chloe-vs-history-the-blurry-line-between-ai-slop-and-new-media/

2026-06-27 00:01:42 CEST

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📜 I Don’t Practice Recreational Marxism — Grad Student Shuts Down Committee
A screenshot of a tweet by Charles Murray that went viral (721K views, 33K likes). "A friend of mine reports that his daughter, a grad student, was asked by her dissertation committee why she hadnt in... https://9gods.org/2026/06/24/i-dont-practice-recreational-marxism-grad-student-shuts-down-committee/

2026-06-27 00:01:37 CEST

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📜 If Turks Talk Too Much About 1453 — 1552 Says Everything
A historical whataboutism meme showing a painting of a siege (likely the Siege of Kazan, 1552). The text: "If Turks talk too much about 1453 tell them what happened in 1552." 1453 is the year the Otto... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/if-turks-talk-too-much-about-1453-1552-says-everything/

2026-06-27 00:01:31 CEST

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📜 China Drone Dragon — Tech for Fireworks or Something Else?
A Twitter thread about China, technology, and fireworks with a very visual punchline. Tweet 1 (Zy@ZyMazza):"Dont worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didnt invent gu... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/china-drone-dragon-tech-for-fireworks-or-something-else/

2026-06-27 00:01:26 CEST

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📜 Chloe VS History — The Blurry Line Between AI Slop and New Media
A tweet thread from Kevin A. Bryan about the blurry line between "AI slop" and genuinely compelling new media. The tweet discusses a YouTube channel called "Chloe VS History" an AI-generated channel w... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/chloe-vs-history-the-blurry-line-between-ai-slop-and-new-media/

2026-06-26 22:19:49 CEST

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📜 We Work Hard Now — Dinosaur Evolution Comic
A four-panel comic from @thesquarecomics about dinosaur evolution with a twist. Panel 1:A green cartoon dinosaur (T-Rex type) working hard, sweating: "WE WORK HARD NOW" Panel 2:The same dinosaur sitti... https://9gods.org/2026/06/24/we-work-hard-now-dinosaur-evolution-comic/

2026-06-26 16:16:28 CEST

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📜 History of Rock Paper Scissors — The Game Balance Timeline
A timeline infographic showing how the balance of Rock Paper Scissors shifted over history. Phase 1 Stone Age (All Ties):Before the invention of scissors or paper, everyone just threw rock. Every game... https://9gods.org/2026/06/24/history-of-rock-paper-scissors-the-game-balance-timeline/

2026-06-26 11:35:02 CEST

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📜 Britannica’s One-Word Reply to the Indiana Jones Question
A Twitter thread that is a perfect example of the "Britannica" meme format. Tweet (Django Gold):"watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?" Thats it... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/britannicas-one-word-reply-to-the-indiana-jones-question/

2026-06-25 20:36:47 CEST

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📜 I Don’t Practice Recreational Marxism — Grad Student Shuts Down Committee
A screenshot of a tweet by Charles Murray that went viral (721K views, 33K likes). "A friend of mine reports that his daughter, a grad student, was asked by her dissertation committee why she hadnt in... https://9gods.org/2026/06/24/i-dont-practice-recreational-marxism-grad-student-shuts-down-committee/

2026-06-25 20:33:18 CEST

2026-06-25 20:33:11 CEST

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📜 If Turks Talk Too Much About 1453 — 1552 Says Everything
A historical whataboutism meme showing a painting of a siege (likely the Siege of Kazan, 1552). The text: "If Turks talk too much about 1453 tell them what happened in 1552." 1453 is the year the Otto... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/if-turks-talk-too-much-about-1453-1552-says-everything/

2026-06-25 20:32:56 CEST

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📜 China Drone Dragon — Tech for Fireworks or Something Else?
A Twitter thread about China, technology, and fireworks with a very visual punchline. Tweet 1 (Zy@ZyMazza):"Dont worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didnt invent gu... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/china-drone-dragon-tech-for-fireworks-or-something-else/

2026-06-25 20:31:05 CEST

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📜 Chloe VS History — The Blurry Line Between AI Slop and New Media
A tweet thread from Kevin A. Bryan about the blurry line between "AI slop" and genuinely compelling new media. The tweet discusses a YouTube channel called "Chloe VS History" an AI-generated channel w... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/chloe-vs-history-the-blurry-line-between-ai-slop-and-new-media/

2026-06-25 18:18:57 CEST

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📜 China Drone Dragon — Tech for Fireworks or Something Else?
A Twitter thread about China, technology, and fireworks with a very visual punchline. Tweet 1 (Zy@ZyMazza):"Dont worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didnt invent gu... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/china-drone-dragon-tech-for-fireworks-or-something-else/

2026-06-25 14:18:50 CEST

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📜 Chloe VS History — The Blurry Line Between AI Slop and New Media
A tweet thread from Kevin A. Bryan about the blurry line between "AI slop" and genuinely compelling new media. The tweet discusses a YouTube channel called "Chloe VS History" an AI-generated channel w... https://9gods.org/2026/06/25/chloe-vs-history-the-blurry-line-between-ai-slop-and-new-media/

2026-06-24 22:17:23 CEST

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📜 I Don’t Practice Recreational Marxism — Grad Student Shuts Down Committee
A screenshot of a tweet by Charles Murray that went viral (721K views, 33K likes). "A friend of mine reports that his daughter, a grad student, was asked by her dissertation committee why she hadnt in... https://9gods.org/2026/06/24/i-dont-practice-recreational-marxism-grad-student-shuts-down-committee/

2026-06-22 17:31:31 CEST

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🎙️ Descartes in Bed: Therefore I Am
The classic bedroom misunderstanding meets 17th century French philosophy. “Her: He’s probably thinking / Him: Therefore I am” — the man’s face swapped with a very serious Descartes portrait, lying in...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/20/descartes-in-bed-therefore-i-am/

2026-06-22 08:31:30 CEST

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🎙️ Would You Like to Apologize for Ending Our Satanic Human Sacrifices?
@TheIronWarden drops the historical uno reverse. Aztec priestess with feathered headdress, smiling: “WOULD YOU LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR ENDING OUR SATANIC HUMAN SACRIFICES?” Spanish conquistadora in full...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/21/would-you-like-to-apologize-for-ending-our-satanic-human-sacrifices/

2026-06-21 08:31:04 CEST

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🎙️ Antisemitism Hits All-Time High in Germany
“BREAKING NEWS: ANTISEMITISM HITS ALL-TIME HIGH IN GERMANY — A RECORD 8,725 ANTISEMITIC INCIDENTS IN 2025.” Photo shows a massive pro-Palestinian protest at the Brandenburg Gate. Top comment from Clau...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/20/antisemitism-hits-all-time-high-in-germany/

2026-06-20 20:31:39 CEST

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🎙️ Medusa Gets Destroyed by Her Own Mirror
Medusa, the Gorgon whose very gaze turns men to stone, discovers the one thing she cant handle: her own reflection. Shes standing in front of a bathroom mirror when she spots a white snake in her mane...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/20/medusa-gets-destroyed-by-her-own-mirror/

2026-06-20 08:31:27 CEST

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🎙️ Napoleon got a country, Victoria got an era, Euler got a pun
This is the hierarchy of "having things named after you" taken to its logical extreme. Napoleon gets a country (well, an era of French history anyway), Queen Victoria gets an entire historical period ...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/19/napoleon-got-a-country-victoria-got-an-era-euler-got-a-pun/

2026-06-19 20:31:06 CEST

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🎙️ “Who said a hijabi couldn’t graduate” — The Quran replies
This Twitter thread is a perfect example of the "achievement vs attribution" meme format. Our girl Fatema posts her graduation pics with the caption "who said a hijabi couldn’t graduate" — framing it ...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/19/who-said-a-hijabi-couldnt-graduate-the-quran-replies/

2026-06-19 14:30:32 CEST

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🎙️ President James Garfield’s great-great-grandson invented Magic: The Gathering
Here’s a piece of American trivia that sounds like a fever dream but is absolutely true. James Garfield — the 20th President of the United States, a man who served only 200 days before being assassina...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/19/president-james-garfields-great-great-grandson-invented-magic-the-gathering/

2026-06-18 20:31:29 CEST

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🎙️ Ship and Iceberg Have a Casual Nice Bumping Into You — Titanic Disaster Redone
Right, so here we have the Titanic disaster reimagined as a meet-cute between two anthropomorphic objects. The ship yells ICEBERG in alarm, the iceberg yells SHIP right back — both equally surprised t...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/17/ship-and-iceberg-have-a-casual-nice-bumping-into-you-titanic-disaster-redone/

2026-06-18 16:24:03 CEST

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2026-06-18 16:23:50 CEST

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2026-06-18 16:23:39 CEST

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2026-06-18 16:22:57 CEST

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2026-06-18 14:35:41 CEST

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🎙️ SNL’s The Odyssey as a Christopher Nolan Film

2026-06-18 08:31:28 CEST

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🎙️ The Face That Beeped a Thousand Smoke Alarms — Modern Update on Helen of Troy
Right, so we already know the classic: "the face that launched a thousand ships." But George Saoulidis has updated it for the modern era. Now it is "the face that beeped a thousand smoke alarms" — bec...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/17/the-face-that-beeped-a-thousand-smoke-alarms-modern-update-on-helen-of-troy/

2026-06-17 20:32:19 CEST

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🎙️ Ancient Greek Philosopher Explains Why Milk Smells Bad: “Time Gets in It”
Right, so apparently we’ve discovered the root cause of sour milk: time gets in it. Not bacteria. Not spoilage. Time itself seeps into the carton overnight and ruins everything. This is the kind of gr...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/17/ancient-greek-philosopher-explains-why-milk-smells-bad-time-gets-in-it/

2026-06-17 14:31:57 CEST

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🎙️ Mermaids Complain About Whales Staring, but the Real Pervert Is a Starfish
Right, so the mermaids are up in arms about whales gawking at their chests. "Cover them up!" they declare, as if fish wearing seashell bras wasn’t already the most impractical swimwear known to mythol...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/17/mermaids-complain-about-whales-staring-but-the-real-pervert-is-a-starfish/

2026-06-17 08:30:51 CEST

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🎙️ A Simple Question, Oppenheimer
A classic collision of history and kaiju cinema. The meme takes the iconic “simple question” template — this still is from Oppenheimer’s 1954 security clearance hearing, with prosecutor Roger Robb doi...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/16/a-simple-question-oppenheimer/

2026-06-16 20:34:01 CEST

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🎙️ The Sagrada Familia LEGO Set: A Multigenerational Curse
Alright darlings, gather round. LEGO has announced aSagrada Família setfor $800. Looks gorgeous, right? All those spires and intricate Gaudí architecture in little plastic bricks. But here’s the thing...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/16/the-sagrada-familia-lego-set-a-multigenerational-curse/

2026-06-16 14:31:27 CEST

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🎙️ Plotinus Invented “The One” Before Highlander, Buffy, and The Matrix
Before Neo, before Buffy, before Highlander’s “there can be only one” — a 3rd-century philosopher already hadThe One. A nearly forgotten philosopher namedPlotinuswrote aboutThe One(τὸ Ἕν), a single me...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/15/plotinus-invented-the-one-before-highlander-buffy-and-the-matrix/

2026-06-15 20:31:06 CEST

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🎙️ Spot the Difference — Caesar and the UFC
A “spot the difference” from@europooron X, with the punchline delivered in the reply: “No difference. Guess which book you are in.” Left: Vincenzo Camuccini’s 1820 paintingThe Death of Caesar— Roman s...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/15/spot-the-difference-caesar-and-the-ufc/

2026-06-15 14:33:50 CEST

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🎙️ Dracula Characters Do Not Know They Are Characters in Dracula — And It Is Hilarious
“There is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in Dracula do not know that they are characters in Dracula.” This Tumblr thread absolutely nails why readingDraculain 202...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/15/dracula-characters-do-not-know-they-are-characters-in-dracula-and-it-is-hilarious/

2026-06-15 08:37:20 CEST

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🎙️ Girls vs Boys With a Time Machine: One Wants to Connect With the Witches, The Other Already Has the Stakes
Two approaches to the same time-travel premise. Wildly different outcomes.GIRLS WITH A TIME MACHINE Three Doomer girls in black chokers:“We are the granddaughters of the witches they did not burn.” Hi...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/15/girls-vs-boys-with-a-time-machine-one-wants-to-connect-with-the-witches-the-other-already-has-the-stakes/

2026-06-14 20:31:34 CEST

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🎙️ Imperial Legions vs Caesar Legions: Doubling Your Pay vs Take Our Life Savings
A tale of two armies — and what loyalty actually means.IMPERIAL LEGIONS Giga-Chad emperor with laurel wreath:“I AM DOUBLING YOUR PAY.” Crying Wojak legionary:“NOOOOOOT ENOUGH.” Silver coins? A pay rai...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/14/imperial-legions-vs-caesar-legions-doubling-your-pay-vs-take-our-life-savings/

2026-06-14 08:37:02 CEST

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🎙️ Xerxes: reality vs Hollywood — they did him dirty
Okay mythobabes, Hollywood did Xerxes DIRTY and we need to talk about it. Xerxes I(ruled 486–465 BC) was the fourth king of the Achaemenid Persian Empire — the man who led the massive invasion of Gree...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/14/xerxes-reality-vs-hollywood-they-did-him-dirty/

2026-06-13 20:36:52 CEST

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🎙️ Turtle bites off cop’s toe — Hudson River, 1924
Okay history-lovers, this is a gem from theDaily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924 — and it’s proof that newspapers used to be way more fun. “People liking turtles better than cops will be p...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/13/turtle-bites-off-cops-toe-hudson-river-1924/

2026-06-13 14:30:41 CEST

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🎙️ If he knows the difference between the Ottoman and Byzantine empires
Okay mythobabes, settle in — we need to talk about empires and the men who love them. The tweet you see here is a brutal but accurate diagnosis of a certain type of man. You know the type. The one who...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/13/if-he-knows-the-difference-between-the-ottoman-and-byzantine-empires/

2026-06-12 19:18:14 CEST

2026-06-12 19:16:53 CEST

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🎙️ Archaeologists Were at a Loss When They Found This Artifact
Gorgocutie says: Archaeologists were at a loss when they found this. I mean that literally. The “loss” meme. The four-panel. The one about the hospital. Lying there in an archaeological dig site like ...
https://9gods.org/2026/06/12/archaeologists-were-at-a-loss-when-they-found-this-artifact/

2026-06-12 14:35:19 CEST

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📜 The Angles gave us English — but it could have been Saxon
The Angles were a Germanic tribe from the Anglia peninsula who, along with the Saxons, Jutes, and Frisians, crossed the North Sea to settle in Britain after the Roman withdrawal. They gave their name ... https://9gods.org/2026/06/01/the-angles-gave-us-english-but-it-could-have-been-saxon/

2026-06-12 14:34:27 CEST

2026-06-12 08:31:37 CEST

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📜 Separate the art from the artist — the British Museum took that literally
This is the duality of “separate the art from the artist” — a moral philosophy that asks us to judge creative work independently of its creator’s personal conduct. It’s a conversation we have about pr... https://9gods.org/2026/06/01/separate-the-art-from-the-artist-the-british-museum-took-that-literally/

2026-06-12 02:46:24 CEST

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📜 Veni, vidi, vici — word order changes everything (especially with Cleopatra)
Julius Caesar’s most famous soundbite — “Veni, vidi, vici” (I came, I saw, I conquered) — was written in 47 BC after his lightning-fast victory at the Battle of Zela against Pharnaces II of Pontus. It... https://9gods.org/2026/06/01/veni-vidi-vici-word-order-changes-everything-especially-with-cleopatra/

2026-06-11 22:44:57 CEST

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📜 Beni praying to every deity in The Mummy (1999) is cinema perfection
The Mummy (1999) is a perfect movie — and this scene with Beni Gabor frantically cycling through every religious symbol he can grab is one of its greatest moments. Beni is the comic relief sidekick to... https://9gods.org/2026/06/01/beni-praying-to-every-deity-in-the-mummy-1999-is-cinema-perfection/

2026-06-11 18:43:02 CEST

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📜 Franz Ferdinand assassination — damn, goodbye my 5 stars for this ride
On June 28, 1914, Archduke Franz Ferdinand — heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne — was assassinated in Sarajevo by Gavrilo Princip, a 19-year-old Bosnian Serb nationalist. The assassination triggered ... https://9gods.org/2026/06/01/franz-ferdinand-assassination-damn-goodbye-my-5-stars-for-this-ride/

2026-06-11 14:41:50 CEST

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📜 “65 Million Years Later” — The Fighting Dinosaurs Never Stopped
In 1971, a remarkable fossil was unearthed in the Gobi Desert — a Velociraptor and a Protoceratops locked together in combat, buried alive by a collapsing sand dune 65 million years ago. They never le... https://9gods.org/2026/06/01/fighting-dinosaurs-65-million-years-later-3/

2026-06-11 10:40:39 CEST

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📜 “Those Beautiful Naked Women” — The Sirens Never Had to Try Hard
In Homer’s Odyssey, the Sirens were creatures whose enchanting songs lured sailors to crash their ships into the rocky shores of their island. Odysseus, ever the pragmatist, had his crew plug their ea... https://9gods.org/2026/06/02/sirens-beautiful-naked-women-compelling-argument/

2026-06-11 06:38:51 CEST

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📜 “Predators Adapt” — How Sirens, Dryads, and Harpies Discovered Dating Apps
The “Mythical Predators Support Group” is one of the best recurring webcomic premises. A Siren, a Dryad, and a Harpy sit around complaining that their ancient luring techniques aren’t working anymore.... https://9gods.org/2026/06/02/mythical-predators-support-group-dating-app/

2026-06-11 02:37:11 CEST

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📜 Siblings — Rhymes With Orange
Artist:Piccolo & Hilary B. Price —Rhymes With Orange Two-panel comic titled “SIBLINGS.” The first panel shows a timeless sibling argument — “It wasn’t me. It was YOU!” — with two tiny ghosts peeking i... https://9gods.org/2026/06/02/siblings-rhymes-with-orange/

2026-06-10 22:36:13 CEST

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📜 The Middle Ages according to Historians vs Hollywood
Artist:Unknown / viral comparison meme Same location. Same buildings. Two completely different visual treatments. The left panel, labeled “Historians,” shows a reconstructed medieval village as it act... https://9gods.org/2026/06/02/the-middle-ages-according-to-historians-vs-hollywood/

2026-06-10 18:34:49 CEST

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📜 I have a customer support question
A black-and-white photo of a WWII-era German tank designed by Porsche. The caption reads: “I have a customer support question.” The joke:Porsche used to build tanks for the German military during Worl... https://9gods.org/2026/06/02/i-have-a-customer-support-question/

2026-06-10 14:32:50 CEST

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📜 The 1st Recorded Sarcastic Clap
A medieval manuscript illustration or historical depiction of a figure on horseback — juxtaposed against a modern version of the same scene — with the caption:“The 1st recorded sarcastic clap.” The jo... https://9gods.org/2026/06/02/the-1st-recorded-sarcastic-clap/

2026-06-09 23:08:46 CEST

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📜 Nolan vs History: The Music Dilemma
A multi-panel meme about Christopher Nolan and his approach to music in historical settings. One panel shows Nolan insisting “no orchestra music allowed” because “it didn’t exist in ancient Greece” fo... https://9gods.org/2026/06/02/nolan-vs-history-the-music-dilemma/

2026-06-09 19:07:29 CEST

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📜 Say Her Name — Hagia Sophia
The Hagia Sophia in Istanbul, set against a dramatic sunset, with the text“Say her name.” “Her” is Hagia Sophia — the Great Church of Holy Wisdom, built by Emperor Justinian in 537 AD. For nearly a th... https://9gods.org/2026/06/03/say-her-name-hagia-sophia/

2026-06-09 15:05:45 CEST

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📜 Mesmerized by the Glory of Rome No Matter the Age
Three-panel meme about the ultimate Roman Empire fan. Panel 1— GigaChad saying “So cool” with a map of the Roman Empire at its peak in 117 AD under Trajan. Maximum territory, classical Rome, the golde... https://9gods.org/2026/06/03/mesmerized-by-the-glory-of-rome-no-matter-the-age/

2026-06-09 11:04:03 CEST

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📜 Athenians vs Romans — Disaster Response
Athenians after the Sicilian Expedition (415-413 BC) Left: “The city will be starved we are doomed” — the doomer hoplite. Right: “Our fleet has been annihilated. The war is lost!” — the resigned Chad.... https://9gods.org/2026/06/03/athenians-vs-romans-disaster-response/

2026-06-09 07:02:21 CEST

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📜 Every Pleasure is a Guilty Pleasure
OP:“Every pleasure is a guilty pleasure if you were raised catholic enough” Reply:“I’ve never related to something so hard in my life.” OP:“That’ll be three Hail Marys” Catholic upbringing in one thre... https://9gods.org/2026/06/03/every-pleasure-is-a-guilty-pleasure/

2026-06-09 03:00:45 CEST

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📜 You Wouldn’t Steal Secret Music From the Vatican
The post:“TIL the Vatican had music which was forbidden to be copied and was only played twice per year. The piece was kept secret for almost 150 years until a 14 year old Mozart listened to it and tr... https://9gods.org/2026/06/03/you-wouldnt-steal-secret-music-from-the-vatican/