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2026-05-08 15:14:24 CEST

I just combed through every crumb of the UFO release so you don’t have to.
The weirdest thing by far is how Trump’s name shows up over 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

2026-05-03 16:22:07 CEST

We get to go to church today.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/eab500d1aace27ddc9d9945b1a6dbe07fd52974e7e506276a82fd9d134888862.jpeg

2026-05-03 14:01:40 CEST

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2026-05-02 20:00:24 CEST

What are you doing with your heartbeats today?
https://video.nostr.build/3e1560a27694e4bb35009671465b6793e13368cc8cbcd248ee30b36513f67b2f.mp4
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2026-05-02 04:35:44 CEST

Roadkill has its seasons, just like anything.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/c4ec841dd6a22fc65477e25c263b5bd17a508cd5f6826ac15677fe20961e13a1.jpeg

2026-05-02 04:22:13 CEST

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It’s going up forever Laura.

2026-05-01 17:42:12 CEST

Commute.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/67ba0ac99b1afdc701f556f79375cdfba10dea40ad2cfee25d014fde9ef87893.jpeg

2026-05-01 16:55:04 CEST

1st of the month. You’re in sales. What. How did you end up in sales? Oh. Always was. Yea.
https://blossom.primal.net/c07e5ddaee5424e16ba6b45b30b2b9adcfb1907d8f87a3ef26874fda3beb2158.jpg

2026-05-01 14:28:17 CEST

Water before coffee.

2026-04-30 22:58:55 CEST

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One simple trick to cover funeral costs. Might as well go big with it.

2026-04-30 14:45:44 CEST

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Does it feel like some words are being recycled?

2026-04-14 21:54:18 CEST

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Fair question. HR insists the temperature is irrelevant and gave me two videos to watch. Just a heads up the knowledge checks are really hard.

2026-04-13 20:28:04 CEST

The date is April 13, 1026 in the early medieval world. You’ve been teleported back in time 1000yrs.
What value could you add to society with your knowledge from the future?

2026-04-12 21:14:28 CEST

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2026-04-07 15:00:36 CEST

One day you wake up and nothing makes sense around you. And then it just stays that way for the rest of your life.
https://image.nostr.build/1214cec010a3e4e1023bccbaed36702985b9a087bd644fb0bd9761361467e9e1.jpg

2026-04-06 19:54:31 CEST

Grok said hear me out:
https://image.nostr.build/e1fc6ccbc833d083055db420772e8872ffa5fd63f125fd7eb06023cda1a471fa.jpg

2026-04-02 02:16:57 CEST

Epstein files to the moon. https://video.nostr.build/7bc9712b8d9e420da62b09c073ff72b94e22eef5587f8f2742269aa797e8b8f5.mp4

2026-04-01 12:01:29 CEST

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2026-04-01 02:54:43 CEST

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2026-03-31 13:32:52 CEST

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2026-03-30 18:49:28 CEST

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Perfect, thanks 🙏

2026-03-30 13:52:30 CEST

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2026-03-29 19:30:57 CEST

And just like that he’s gone. https://image.nostr.build/d6b08ad0634d1cc7e954284f26a2c408ca49b7c2705eb2ef3c2fe69d5cf90d35.jpg

2026-03-29 10:23:26 CEST

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2026-03-28 13:29:09 CET

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2026-03-28 13:15:55 CET

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Actually nothing nvm. Have a wonderful day my sweet child. https://media4.giphy.com/media/1zKdb4WSHgY4QKAsjo/200w.webp

2026-03-28 04:10:49 CET

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Get us up to speed on AI Chat when you have a sec. https://blossom.primal.net/6ea155598f24b83adaed8c19036a02fabf10bb743d8c848912a1d54b767bbcb6.jpg

2026-03-28 04:03:54 CET

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Doesn’t look like you have the rights to post that. Looks like an exclusive shot too. Expect both the festival and the label’s team of lawyers to come down hard if not deleted quickly.

2026-03-28 03:57:50 CET

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So no one’s gonna tell him?

2026-03-28 03:50:58 CET

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Was worth more under Obama.

2026-03-28 03:26:16 CET

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2026-03-28 01:03:33 CET

Pizza comes standard with French dressing around here. https://image.nostr.build/06e54324e7c5acef7eb7a6622b074b9049f1ab0325ca5be3b1037c59642d2cf7.jpg

2026-03-27 17:36:29 CET

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2026-03-27 17:24:25 CET

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2026-03-27 14:10:32 CET

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Logged in with nsec, checked keys, checked streak, completed puzzle, streak reset. 🪦 https://image.nostr.build/b2e5fba8dd6e9a6c5c8a435f2cc857887897788a098ee8af0a358dc6e86cb17f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/1be53046d073fab5a22dba5a2e395d2c181bab3e51813c4195a82d75ed4dfade.jpg

2026-03-27 03:53:51 CET

Spending time in your old hometown takes a little HP damage. It’s pretty much impossible not to wonder how things would’ve turned out if you just stuck around. You always knew if you didn’t get out by a certain age you’d be here forever doing the same thing as everyone before you. And now you get to audit what it looks like for those who did just that. You see no surprises. But truth be told, their identity runs deeper. Let me say that better. Truth be told, their identity runs deeper. Oh well, twice is better. You left and grew in ways you never could here. By all means. But you didn’t become a more authentic version of anything. They stuck around a did just that.

2026-03-27 03:12:58 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/e172734ed5aeb3cecfe2a3addff59470b9c0349b1e2d7b548ab37e13b2ba5b48.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/101b43dba955f522631963e017f9440b03b27530f50fcaf3775a2b6f2eb09ad7.mov

2026-03-27 02:27:47 CET

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Spoiler alert: you won’t get that first time back. Maybe the first 2-3x. But the ball just won’t bounce back as high.

2026-03-26 22:54:52 CET

Tell me again about all your problems. https://image.nostr.build/8c50acd84580c520c80e054b7c28501a5e349ab28e6561de5e2ae7562c3b76a8.jpg https://image.nostr.build/fdff19fe514c884d32b29d00144f6bda72792031c9827e22f1e0106cf1acedb2.jpg

2026-03-26 22:53:24 CET

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The best. Train tracks run about 100ft behind the house on the other side of the trees. Trains would rattle pictures on the walls. They’d run all day and we’d get 6 or 7 overnight. Never slept better.

2026-03-26 22:37:00 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/d95302e2dee79d01d5bf9ccc9d264452a841613584b16d27da9331dfe919388e.jpg AI things.

2026-03-26 22:30:34 CET

https://image.nostr.build/b29065479e4327209af3ebe4b136312d4af535c7cdff34ba3bf6381033559695.jpg Our old house. Used to be blue with white trim. I think the metal railings were black. No curtains. That porch has some stories.

2026-03-26 13:55:48 CET

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So much potential. Keep it up lads 🤙

2026-03-26 13:46:35 CET

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2026-03-26 13:01:56 CET

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2026-03-25 12:42:14 CET

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2026-03-25 02:55:44 CET

This guy said hyah one time in 2004 and it cost him his bid for the presidency.
#nevent1q…e9q3

2026-03-25 01:43:29 CET

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✍️

2026-03-25 01:18:04 CET

https://image.nostr.build/1d9164feeeae05502532f6e967c5367be64ef295d5e486f168f8392feed6f309.jpg Harlan Pepper you quit naming nuts.

2026-03-25 00:30:40 CET

Ditto is just a splendid form of Nostr. Which one of you put it together?

2026-03-25 00:28:17 CET

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Is that the guy ICE shot?

2026-03-24 23:46:12 CET

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Nothing wrong with it, just eat what you want without pushing pamphlets on everyone else.
Imagine if bitcoin culture had a heavy vegan streak. Same same. Food culture wars are embarrassing.

2026-03-24 23:34:42 CET

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Food culture wars are beyond dumb, tofu is fantastic.

2026-03-24 23:12:21 CET

The amount of human life wasted between parking and exiting a vehicle needs to be studied. I’m guessing for some upwards of 30% of their waking adult life is lost to complete amnesia of why they traveled where they did, whatever the hell is supposed to happen next, and if they can find that chapstick that went missing over Christmas.

2026-03-24 18:25:31 CET

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Thanks for clarifying. This is why when someone gets a new phone they have to setup their Face ID, etc all over again, no exceptions.

2026-03-24 18:14:26 CET

Paranoia is just not my kind of freedom.
“The grass withers, the flower fades.. “
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2026-03-24 14:01:31 CET

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Manager at T-Mobile is right. Not that GropheneOS isn’t worth it (it is) but there’s next to no point jumping through hoops to pretend you’re privately adding all your contacts to a phone whose device ID with a major carrier is literally connected to your Social Security Number. Unless you’ve got a prepaid account but even then. Just temporarily sync your contacts from sandboxed Play Store and save them to your phone. Then de-Google from there. Does Google have a snapshot of the metadata from your contacts list? Sure but that’s hardly your concern and if it truly is you’re already screwed. What you’ve accomplished is you now have your contacts on a phone that isn’t continuously tracked with ongoing sync and background data harvesting. That’s really all lot and all most sovereign chads need.
Practically speaking, even the biometrics aren’t much of a concern from a distance bc of their encryption. The real problem is they aren’t protected by the 4th amendment. So basically LEO can hold your phone up to your face or use your finger and get into the device without breaking the law. They cannot however demand your PIN code.

2026-03-24 08:19:37 CET

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2026-03-24 02:32:26 CET

*an acute waste of time.

2026-03-24 02:23:46 CET

All I’ve learned from AI so far is that your opsec is a cute waste of time.

2026-03-24 02:15:00 CET

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Just backup the contacts to a Gmail on your iPhone and you can restore them from that account on your Pixel.

2026-03-24 02:07:21 CET

Perplexity Computer made me a stout little web app today from a single prompt. Took about 20min.

2026-03-23 13:09:55 CET

Wake. Coffee. Water plants. Looks like we lost another dumb war.

2026-03-22 23:20:25 CET

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Are you the guy that made it?

2026-03-22 22:02:08 CET

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Oddly enough it’s still green for me but I’m showing on the leaderboard now.

2026-03-22 22:01:38 CET

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Signed in with nsec and then I think you have to share/post from the completion box to actually end up on the leaderboard.

2026-03-22 21:57:11 CET

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Got it sorted thanks man.

2026-03-22 21:35:50 CET

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No luck. I’m on mobile tho. Is this something we can only do with a browser extension on desktop?

2026-03-22 21:27:49 CET

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2026-03-22 19:12:41 CET

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Blymey!

2026-03-22 17:42:22 CET

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Likewise, bless you Wormy.

2026-03-22 14:45:43 CET

https://image.nostr.build/c087b8a8515a150c42f1e7caef62434ba52d163c7ea1146a4cbde99b9d39943c.jpg We get to go to church today.

2026-03-22 13:37:34 CET

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A couple variations. First set was pretty standard. Inhale through your nose for 4 seconds, hold for 7 seconds, exhale slowly through your mouth for 8 seconds, repeat 4x or however many. After this a second set that was essentially the same but after the inhale you do a brief pause and then top it off we a quick second inhale. Hold it until you find the mental sweet spot and then slow exhale. By the end of this set I was counting heartbeats, not seconds.
Simple but brilliant. I was out in no time.

2026-03-22 12:48:20 CET

Did breathing exercises to get to sleep last night. Worked like a charm, best deep sleep in a good month or so.

2026-03-22 12:43:01 CET

Wake.

2026-03-21 19:44:24 CET

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It’s Goodison Park. Say her name!

2026-03-21 19:13:31 CET

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Ugh can it do it with just one click?

2026-03-21 18:34:01 CET

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Yep. Still not sure if I’m in. We’ll see tomorrow.

2026-03-21 15:08:59 CET

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https://media4.giphy.com/media/xUA7b0fN4FPzSh9qhO/200w.webp Sincerely,

2026-03-21 14:39:36 CET

If Claude gets any smarter than me I’m going to write my congressman.

2026-03-21 14:38:30 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/5195501f5242be06f4bea3ecf768352a4d876c829f39d498e20e3d4871170c22.jpg

2026-03-21 14:25:51 CET

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🎯 It’s called Gen Z for a reason.

2026-03-21 14:18:33 CET

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Tough call. What you bringing to the range today? Indoor/outdoor?

2026-03-21 13:02:25 CET

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80’s all weekend. Trying to remember if I have a boat somewhere.

2026-03-21 12:59:45 CET

Apparently not logged in this whole time. Will start over tomorrow I guess.
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2026-03-21 12:51:22 CET

Wake.

2026-03-21 02:07:30 CET

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You have to fork over that 20 for Plus to get the Gulf of America model.

2026-03-21 01:38:03 CET

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2026-03-20 20:14:16 CET

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https://media2.giphy.com/media/e5BASCeekXYoo/200w.webp

2026-03-20 20:09:22 CET

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Let’s see how fast it evolves to iOS.

2026-03-20 18:38:25 CET

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Savage.

2026-03-20 18:37:57 CET

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Primal or Damus for any and every noob. Piece of 🍰

2026-03-20 16:05:49 CET

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2026-03-20 03:51:10 CET

Flat out in denial that the word bespoke existed before real estate AI.

2026-03-19 23:07:50 CET

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I also will never get one. Thankful for slop screenshots like this that warn me of the danger.

2026-03-19 16:01:13 CET

Stretching >> Exercise
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2026-03-19 15:22:06 CET

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On this note, X is pretty stingy about Claude or GPT or even Perplexity pulling posts to analyze. This is clearly Grok’s space. But with Comet you can use the Assistant to do just that with any model you want. This is helpful stuff with breaking news. I like it.

2026-03-19 13:37:41 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/31a8ea404e86968e3b85b669695dde0211239e7a37b9132bf68726fe5c6993ca.jpg Yes.

2026-03-19 12:37:00 CET

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Savage.

2026-03-19 12:31:50 CET

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