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2026-07-20 12:22:05 UTC

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2026-07-17 10:15:22 UTC

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2026-07-16 11:15:43 UTC

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2026-07-11 22:46:51 UTC

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Seconds away from deleting my account before seeing this.

2026-07-11 02:15:58 UTC

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Current events: you can just identify as the right answer on Wordle.

2026-07-10 12:25:55 UTC

Who’s at fault here?
https://blossom.primal.net/763670cc05ed514dce2b200698d9ad684013f95dcd7e899e05759c89f611cb85.mp4

2026-07-10 09:22:07 UTC

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2026-07-04 16:58:46 UTC

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2026-07-02 01:26:04 UTC

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2026-06-29 11:04:27 UTC

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2026-06-24 12:14:28 UTC

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@nprofile…mjzq Groundhog Day

2026-06-24 03:06:18 UTC

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Careful those 320’s are possessed
👁️ 👁️

2026-06-24 01:23:30 UTC

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@nprofile…mjzq bro.

2026-06-23 01:02:22 UTC

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We need more bots like Zach.

2026-06-23 00:59:17 UTC

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Attendance will be taken. And if we can get a volunteer to co-host—I’ll be calling in from the dentist. Let’s see some energy.

2026-06-23 00:23:04 UTC

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Teams Meeting tomorrow 8:30a to discuss those first 2 words. Hold all questions about the vowels until the end. Invite link in everyone’s inbox.

2026-06-23 00:07:37 UTC

Is Start9 still a thing? Been looking into sovereign setup for a while. Heard they were coming out with a router as well. Anyway just went to their site and there’s only one product in the shop. Merch page is down. Contact page is down too. Pretty sure they were pushing lifetime support with their products. What’d I miss?

2026-06-22 21:31:19 UTC

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What program did you use?

2026-06-22 15:02:20 UTC

My @nprofile…4k44 feed hasn’t updated in 24hrs. Being patient tho bc Nostr may just be that quiet.

2026-06-22 02:15:00 UTC

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Good.

2026-06-21 01:53:58 UTC

American drivers will see a car in the right lane and find themselves overcome with an immense urge to go the identical speed next to them in the left lane. Biologists have been puzzled for decades by this curious formation known as “clotting”, often comparing it to the magnetic migratory pull of birds, sea turtles, and monarch butterflies. Researchers even documented the phenomenon in some areas across 3 or 4 lanes of highway at a time, showing the marvelous strength of nature beyond modern comprehension. These formations can establish miles of trailing traffic, at times to the peril of some of the weaker drivers in the rear facing emergencies, bowel movements, and even death. “As hard as it looks, please note the public should not interfere in the wild under any circumstances”, warns Dr. Prius, a lead researcher at the University of Maryland—home of the Terrapins. “If they die, they die.”

2026-06-20 23:47:29 UTC

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Here’s our obligatory AI summary..
The relevant Greek is:
καὶ τὸ γλωσσόκομον ἔχων τὰ βαλλόμενα ἐβάσταζεν
kai to glōssokomon echōn ta ballomena ebastazen
Breaking it down:
καί (kai)
Usually “and.”
A very common connective word.
βάλλω (ballō)
Literally “to throw,” “cast,” “put,” or “place.”
In John 12:6 it appears as:
τὰ βαλλόμενα
“the things being put into [the moneybag]”
The idea is money being deposited into the common purse.
βαστάζω (bastazō)
Normally means:
* to carry
* to bear
* to take up
* to carry away
In John 12:6 it appears as:
ἐβάσταζεν (imperfect tense)
Many older commentators noticed that while the word can mean “carry,” it can also mean “carry off” or “take away.”
That is why some translations render the verse more strongly than simply “he carried the bag.”
Compare:
* KJV: “and bare what was put therein”
* ESV: “he used to help himself to what was put into it”
* NIV: “he used to help himself to what was put into the bag”
John has already called Judas a thief (κλέπτης), so most modern translators understand ἐβάσταζεν here as “carried away for himself” rather than merely “transported.”
This is one reason many commentators conclude that Judas’s theft was ongoing. The imperfect tense (ἐβάσταζεν) suggests a habitual action—he kept taking from the funds.
That said, John’s Greek is remarkably direct:
1. Judas was a thief (κλέπτης ἦν).
2. Money was regularly put (βάλλω) into the purse.
3. Judas regularly carried off/took away (βαστάζω) from what was put there.
The grammar points toward an existing sinful disposition expressing itself through the opportunity of handling money, rather than the office itself creating the sin.

2026-06-20 23:42:06 UTC

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@npub1ak5…0gwg can probably shed some light here.

2026-06-20 23:11:00 UTC

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Everything below the Mason-Dixon Equator.

2026-06-20 23:07:09 UTC

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Option A.
“He was a thief, and having charge of the moneybag he used to help himself to what was put into it.” ❖ John 12:6
Also (earlier)..
“Did I not choose you, the twelve? And yet one of you is a devil.” ❖ John 6:70

2026-06-20 13:37:27 UTC

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2026-06-20 02:37:16 UTC

👑📋 Stack Saints
The list grows.
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2026-06-18 19:58:51 UTC

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What’s wild is explaining Nostr to conspiracy bro who laments how everything is an algorithm psyop but then they don’t care to even look into it. It’s like their dopamine comes solely from the attention. Kind of like Truth Social is really not as much fun as FB for most MAGA.

2026-06-18 16:14:40 UTC

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I do this whenever I sell.

2026-06-17 02:53:08 UTC

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This is AGI brother.

2026-06-16 20:43:10 UTC

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I just thought of something that would make Saylor really mad.

2026-06-16 02:38:34 UTC

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It’s not that bad. I just let Neuralink decide for me.

2026-06-16 00:50:28 UTC

The smaller Nostr gets, the more I post.
Years ago the wife and I were in NYC and had the chance to go to a Red Sox/Yankees game. It went 19 innings and being tourists with no obligations we stayed the whole game. This was early April and it was pretty cold. Definitely the most hot chocolate I’ve drank in my life. Anyways toward the end we made the Jumbotron up close at Yankee Stadium. There were maybe 20 people left in the stands. Still counts.
Thanks for coming to my Nostr talk.

2026-06-15 13:09:41 UTC

Everyone going on about all this deep agentic stuff they can get their AI’s to accomplish. I still haven’t found one that can handle the simple task of referencing the M’Cheyne reading plan and give me a daily commentary recap without it losing track in less than a week.

2026-06-15 00:51:00 UTC

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Gonna crowdfund a movie I’m thinking of called “Idiocracy” and cast the president as a popular wrestler/entertainer.

2026-06-12 03:57:10 UTC

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Not sure which uses which but I’m on most of the clients except Amethyst bc iOS. Also I missed Nostr’s bandana orientation so I’ll still give out an email or home address as needed.

2026-06-11 13:32:23 UTC

👑📋 Stack Saints:
@nprofile…kdrz
@nprofile…x9xx
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2026-06-10 22:51:25 UTC

We’re a good 6 months into the vibe coding era and not a single one of you has built anything called Nostrils.

2026-06-10 10:54:32 UTC

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Thanks we’ve been praying for y’all. I’d look forward to reading. We’re somewhat last to get up to speed down here as we have a remote session and rotating pulpit supply at moment. I’ve kept tabs on some of the tweets but haven’t got any details yet.

2026-06-08 22:17:31 UTC

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A worthwhile idea.. lmk who’s in if you put it together one day.

2026-06-08 22:07:56 UTC

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Binged 3 episodes today. Honestly enjoy the early ones where it sounds like your phone is lost on the floorboard during your commute 😂

2026-06-08 21:48:56 UTC

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Pretty awesome how you can know 2 simple things about someone here and be instant brethren. 💯

2026-06-08 14:51:02 UTC

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Followed. Great to meet you here 🤝

2026-06-06 22:17:55 UTC

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Pray it’s going well so far.

2026-06-06 13:39:56 UTC

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What does the bitcoin chart have to do with this?

2026-06-06 13:35:37 UTC

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[I can fix her.]

2026-06-06 11:50:26 UTC

GM @nprofile…kdrz @nprofile…x9xx @nprofile…fnmd, do we have any other reformed (or leaning) accounts on here? I’m attempting a list.
OPC here, South Carolina.

2026-06-06 01:12:15 UTC

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Just logged in with the last 9 digits of my social.

2026-06-05 22:10:05 UTC

“It’s going down forever Laura.”

2026-06-02 09:45:21 UTC

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2026-05-28 22:59:35 UTC

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Cannot recommend a good pocket rocket enough. Go metal and ditch the plastic junk.
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2026-05-22 00:37:32 UTC

💔
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2026-05-21 00:57:37 UTC

Heaven banning = don’t kick someone out of the platform, instead isolate them into an environment that endlessly validates them.
Traditional moderation: remove or ban users.
Shadow banning: reduce visibility without telling them.
“Heaven banning”: let users stay, but surround them with agreement (bots, algorithmic reinforcement, like-minded filtering) so they feel affirmed while becoming detached from broader reality.

2026-05-20 02:01:46 UTC

Put the dog down today. Kat doesn’t know yet.
https://image.nostr.build/e26808a46fb5ee1e1b48c59915abe34c685ae4f1c0264d3c4b94115ed564b774.jpg

2026-05-17 14:23:35 UTC

We get to go to church today.
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2026-05-17 11:23:32 UTC

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2026-05-16 18:16:33 UTC

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Yea go outside Claude.
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2026-05-16 16:34:05 UTC

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That’s a lot of confidences.

2026-05-16 16:30:29 UTC

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Gen Z seem to loathe AI as much as boomers. But for completely different reasons.
RE: privacy tho, they may be right. All the op sec we can muster could just turn out to be a joke. Before too long AI might end up knowing the mother’s maiden name and microplastic-in-balls count of some random homeless guy under a bridge in Tampa who hasn’t had a phone in 20yrs.

2026-05-16 16:24:27 UTC

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Ded serious
ಠ_ಠ

2026-05-16 14:12:09 UTC

The generational shift to post-privacy. 🍿
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2026-05-16 01:50:01 UTC

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Can you spot the 3 differences?
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2026-05-16 01:01:51 UTC

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Mexico was going to pay for those bags.

2026-05-15 20:31:38 UTC

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We do like a good number 2.

2026-05-15 20:17:11 UTC

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When you coming over to the dark side? #word5

2026-05-15 12:07:56 UTC

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2026-05-12 10:13:23 UTC

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2026-05-09 09:54:25 UTC

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2026-05-08 13:14:24 UTC

I just combed through every crumb of the UFO release so you don’t have to.
The weirdest thing by far is how Trump’s name shows up over 38,000 times in the Epstein files.

2026-05-07 19:34:21 UTC

Alcohol consumption in the U.S. has decreased by 54%. Dang.

2026-05-03 14:22:07 UTC

We get to go to church today.
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2026-05-03 12:01:40 UTC

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2026-05-02 18:00:24 UTC

What are you doing with your heartbeats today?
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2026-05-02 02:35:44 UTC

Roadkill has its seasons, just like anything.
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2026-05-02 02:22:13 UTC

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It’s going up forever Laura.

2026-05-01 15:42:12 UTC

Commute.
https://blossom.ditto.pub/67ba0ac99b1afdc701f556f79375cdfba10dea40ad2cfee25d014fde9ef87893.jpeg

2026-05-01 14:55:04 UTC

1st of the month. You’re in sales. What. How did you end up in sales? Oh. Always was. Yea.
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2026-05-01 12:28:17 UTC

Water before coffee.

2026-04-30 22:42:32 UTC

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Seat 32F.

2026-04-30 20:58:55 UTC

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One simple trick to cover funeral costs. Might as well go big with it.

2026-04-30 12:45:44 UTC

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Does it feel like some words are being recycled?

2026-04-14 19:54:18 UTC

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Fair question. HR insists the temperature is irrelevant and gave me two videos to watch. Just a heads up the knowledge checks are really hard.

2026-04-13 18:28:04 UTC

The date is April 13, 1026 in the early medieval world. You’ve been teleported back in time 1000yrs.
What value could you add to society with your knowledge from the future?

2026-04-12 19:14:28 UTC

I do not give Nostr or any entities associated with Nostr permission to use my pictures, information, messages, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice that it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents.
The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308, 1-103 and the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court).
NOTE: Nostr is now on the public internet. All members must post a note like this. If you do not publish a statement at least once, it will be tacitly allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in your profile status updates.
*Press and hold on this note. Copy and then paste on your wall.

2026-04-07 13:00:36 UTC

One day you wake up and nothing makes sense around you. And then it just stays that way for the rest of your life.
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2026-04-06 17:54:31 UTC

Grok said hear me out:
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2026-04-02 00:16:57 UTC

Epstein files to the moon. https://video.nostr.build/7bc9712b8d9e420da62b09c073ff72b94e22eef5587f8f2742269aa797e8b8f5.mp4

2026-04-01 10:01:29 UTC

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2026-04-01 00:54:43 UTC

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2026-03-31 11:32:52 UTC

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2026-03-30 16:49:28 UTC

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Perfect, thanks 🙏

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2026-03-29 17:30:57 UTC

And just like that he’s gone. https://image.nostr.build/d6b08ad0634d1cc7e954284f26a2c408ca49b7c2705eb2ef3c2fe69d5cf90d35.jpg

2026-03-29 08:23:26 UTC

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2026-03-28 12:29:09 UTC

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2026-03-28 12:15:55 UTC

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Actually nothing nvm. Have a wonderful day my sweet child. https://media4.giphy.com/media/1zKdb4WSHgY4QKAsjo/200w.webp

2026-03-28 03:10:49 UTC

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Get us up to speed on AI Chat when you have a sec. https://blossom.primal.net/6ea155598f24b83adaed8c19036a02fabf10bb743d8c848912a1d54b767bbcb6.jpg

2026-03-28 03:03:54 UTC

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Doesn’t look like you have the rights to post that. Looks like an exclusive shot too. Expect both the festival and the label’s team of lawyers to come down hard if not deleted quickly.

2026-03-28 02:57:50 UTC

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So no one’s gonna tell him?

2026-03-28 02:50:58 UTC

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Was worth more under Obama.