Mostly one-liners at my own expense
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Last Notes npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Boosting my response to this person as a PSA to others that their response is not an appropriate way to speak to people, even behind the "cover" of a keyboard. https://beige.party/@Alice/117021464109486055 npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Bored? Walk around town wearing swim goggles and some used Jiffy Pop containers and ask people what year it is so they'll think you're a time traveler. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: One of my favorite games is acting excited about whatever title card happens to be shuffling through on the TV at that given moment just to see if my husband will believe me and hit play. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I bought the Anarchist Cookbook but it's been really hard getting those unruly MFers into the pot. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I have a cousin who tattoos eyebrows on people so I asked if she'd tattoo a goatee on me but she mistook it for a goatse and I'm honestly okay with it because it looks funny when adults are trying to feed me airplane-style. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Joint health is very important to ensure our blunts grow big and strong. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Is anyone here an optometrist? I got a new prescription earlier this year, but I haven't gotten new glasses because I feel like the change in my R-Cylinder is quite a bit and I don't know enough to know if this kind of "positive" change is normal or if it seems strange where I should get my prescription re-checked just to ensure it's actually correct. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My stomach is sensitive because it doesn't like when people call it fat. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Someone needs to tell the idiots of LinkedIn that being "apart of a company" is very different from being "a part of a company." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: An American Warehouse in London npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: People who believe in god are always thanking god whenever they survive a natural disaster completely ignoring the fact that, if god actually exists, then god is the one who created that disaster. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Maybe it's the trains that are making people autistic. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Looking for a tattoo artist who's good with color and texture because I want to get a face tattoo that looks like a goatee made of Hot Cheeto dust. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/116/902/937/226/911/132/original/e6f43ebb2011df3d.jpeg npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: @nprofile…vdqp Thanks! 2002 Alice needed that. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The internet had been talking about "MySpace Emo" so here's my profile pic from that time. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I want to create a series of music videos where everything is captured via non-traditional methods. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I've been watching Love Island and the weirdest thing is the audio when people are making out because it always sounds like a St Bernard trying to lap up clam chowder so I think it would be funny if there were a sketch where they lost audio on one of the makeout sessions so they were like "Quick! Bring a garbage bag full of jell-o and a jar of mayonnaise to the sound room so we can recreate the missing audio." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Someone trying to be social: Are you on any of the apps? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Them: I would have never guessed you're autistic. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My favorite finger foods are the thumbs. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Hell hath no furry like a dude in a Tasmanian Devil costume. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Thanks to all of my fans for coming out to last night's performance! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I had some extra picture frames so I made a pseudo photo booth strip on the wall by enlarging the photos from a photo booth strip. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I don’t need a doctor to diagnose me with ADHD because I had an aunt who was an actual cokehead who repeatedly told me that *I* needed to "chill out" when I was a kid. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Yellow tape around the pool means it's time for another game of Diarrhea or Drowning? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: @nprofile…q443 Many people, including myself, find it annoying when people just drop links to videos in conversations/comments. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Please reference this helpful flowchart whenever you're about to link someone to a video. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: "Don’t worry! AI won’t steal jobs because we will still need people who are good at writing AI prompts in such a ridiculously specific manner that they can force AI to provide an answer that they already know to be partially correct." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: If MASTERBOY can't survive in a mall, what can? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Hello! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Has anyone ever written their thesis on how The Office started going downhill when Jim and Pam had a baby or do I need to apply to grad school to make that happen? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Is anybody else absolutely shocked whenever you find out that a band you liked in the past continued making music after you stopped listening? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My initial thought was "why didn't you just call them compost bags?" but I don't want to take "boi bags" from him so I just added them to the list and came to the internet to poke fun. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My husband said we were running low on boy bags so I asked what a "boy bag" was and then he showed me this as if I’m the crazy one. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Thinking about getting this printed on my pajamas. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Went out on a 10 mile RailBike ride with @nprofile…ry84 and, despite how this photo may appear, we both had a really fun time! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Trump could take a massive dump on a baby's face and republicans would still find a way to blame it on Joe Biden. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Sh-sh-sh-should I sue? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I feel like all of my haircuts end up looking weird because the stylist sees me looking in the mirror and making weird faces so they keep trying to cut to correct the "problem" when the reality is that I just can't see ANYTHING without my glasses and the weird faces are a result of that. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Over the weekend, I purchased a beautiful original drawing by @nprofile…ggha and it just arrived! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Got a targeted ad for this polo shirt and was devastated to learn that it's for young boys but then was delighted to find that they have additional sizing for "husky" boys so now I just need to figure out if me and my boobs are the size of a husky boy. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Ride or die? Well okay if I have to choose I guess I'll go with ride... npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I find it impossible to see this bird as anything but a big scary creature with a wide open mouth preparing to consume me. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Looks like the lineup for a black metal fest. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I picked up a pizza from my favorite pizza place and I was taking the elevator up to my apartment when another person got on and they were holding a very large IKEA box with some sort of flat pack furniture in it and, for some reason, I decided to say "that's a big pizza!" and he just flatly said "It's not a pizza. It's a coffee table." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Thinking about kicking over this jug just so I have an excuse for all of this crying. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I don’t want to brag, but I ate TWO sandwiches today! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Not mad about this hole in my sock because I think it's cute the way my opalescent toenail polish is shining through. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: How do I explain to the officer that the syringe in my purse is just so I can inject hot sauce into my food while I’m eating on the go? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: @nprofile…galm Agreed! It's a minor "inconvenience" with potentially major benefits. I have no problem with it. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: In light of this Hantavirus BS, there should be a sketch about two people describing their own unique COVID experiences where one person is like "Yeah, I know! I didn't even go within 6 feet of a stranger until I was double vaxxed." and the other is like I wasn't able to hit the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese until the family reunion in the summer of 2020." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Throwback to March of 2020 when I was riding home on a bus from work in San Francisco and snapped a quick photo because I saw that they let the SS Coronavirus dock in Oakland and I was terrified, so it's a really good thing we learned our lesson six years ago and definitely won’t let that happen all over again. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Everyone keeps saying my makeup style is outdated but it's not my fault because I went to a rave in 1996 and the glitter eyeshadow still won’t come off. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I only trust Sinclair gasoline for my car because it's the only one with DinoCare™️! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I've been reading all about the concept of infinity and I feel like it's never going to end. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Can someone create a bot so that the word "Trump" is replaced with "the main star of the Epstein files" whenever it appears in publications? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: @nprofile…nlha Sounds like you're also negative for goblin! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My birthday just passed, which means my insurance company sent me a free poopoo test. For any concerned, my stool (feces) "goblin" is negative! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I don't care about follower counts, but I do care about numbers and I don’t like the number 13. It has nothing to do with the superstition that 13 is bad luck and everything to do with 13 being an...uncomfortable number. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Pro tip! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Happy Cinco de Cuatro to all who celebrate! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Whenever I go to my favorite Mexican restaurant, I like to show respect for their culture by ordering with the Spanish pronunciation, so can someone please let me know how to properly pronounce Crunchwrap Supreme? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: It's so hard visiting a new town and not knowing if a restaurant/bar is empty because it's MAGA or because it's not MAGA. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: If I were a baseball player, my signature move would be to hit the ball as hard as I could into the ground in front of me so everyone would need to scramble and start digging out my ball in a desperate effort to prevent me from my inevitable victory. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The best thing about birthday cake is that it doesn't even need to be anyone's birthday to eat it. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Kev and I were watching SNL reruns and Katy Perry showed up looking like this and I was like npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: If you don’t wanna pay for foot pix on my only fans, you can just google pics of tree frogs. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I think the only reason they're installing Flock cameras around the USA is because they're filming a low effort remake of Idiocracy. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I’m probably going to make some enemies by saying this, but I think it's very important to say... npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I enjoy drinking wine, but I don’t know any of the technical terms and have zero desire to learn, so I like to go to wine bars and say stuff like "This has hints of nostalgia and missed opportunities" and "Ooh, this tastes squirty!" npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I think the future of human employment will be focused on fact checkers/researchers whose sole job will be to unfuck all of the misinformation that AI shits out. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I get annoyed by a lot of things, but I rarely say anything and mostly just take to mastodon to talk smack about people, but this guy needed a lesson in gym etiquette. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I was at my apartment's gym and this bro kept dropping his weights from about 2–3 feet above the ground and after the fourth loud bang I kind of lost it and went over to him and said: npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I couldn't decide on a profile photo for LinkedIn so I just uploaded all of them. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I’m not big on nature photos, but sometimes you need to document the morning fog. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: @nprofile…qtpp It's a custom amp by this company called Silktone. I got it for @nprofile…ry84 as an anniversary present last year. It has a really beautiful sound! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I bought some Sander Patelski prints for the living room so I moved the building photos to the bedroom and took some photos for my dad so I figure this is a good time to document what my little apartment looks like on April 12, 2026. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I don’t want to brag, but I absolutely love talking about how good I am at things. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I've been noticing this trend with social media where people die and their loved ones quickly post an AI memorial video and they're honestly kind of robotic and uninformed and boring and lackluster so I want to ensure my memorial video will be super dope so please let me know if you're good with flashy transitions like StarShooter, ElectroBurst, and DigitalJizzerz. Thanks in advance. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making SUVs and then making crossovers which are just tiny SUVs and pretending like they're not just rebranded station wagons. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: "Yeah uh okay fine I guess we'll accept it." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The hardest part about life is not dying. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Friendly advice: If you live in a small space and need an efficient way to organize, I highly recommend getting a hanging shoe rack. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: This movie theater gives you free "butter" and bowls/boats to hold it! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Everyone made fun of me for debating about whether we actually landed on the moon in 1969, but it's 2026 and apparently we still can't do it so I'll be over here in the corner looking all smug and shit. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Kev and I were on a brewery patio yesterday and this little girl came up to our table and left this artwork so I’m pretty sure we're besties now. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Booked a mini vacation to see the Lake Berryessa Glory Hole and now my husband can't stop talking about how excited he is to see the glory hole so please let everyone else on mass transit know what he's actually talking about. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The dream of 2020 is alive in California. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: It's not that I hate children, it's just that I find most of them to be very annoying. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: When I was a teenager in the '90s, my boyfriend at the time gave me his old skateboard. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Let me know if you want to watch my new show called MST3KHGTV where I gather with my robot vacuum and make snotty comments while watching episodes of House Hunters. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: A lot of people don’t know this, but the J.C. In J.C. Penney stands for Jesus Christ. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The hardest part about slicing tomatoes with a mandoline is figuring out which pieces are tomatoes and which are fingers. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: People often send me messages that begin with "QQ" which is supposed to stand for Quick Question; however, based on the questions that follow, I can only assume they think QQ stands for something like "Qomplicated Question" or "Qonfusing Question." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Dyed some Easter eggs! I like to mess up the colors so I can pretend like they're dinosaur eggs. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Happy International Women's Day! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Everyone should have known Veruca Salt was a bad egg the moment she started growling and demanding a bean feast because who would actually want that nonsense? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I just met you npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: This page intentionally left blank
