Mostly one-liners at my own expense
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Last Notes npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Boosting my response to this person as a PSA to others that their response is not an appropriate way to speak to people, even behind the "cover" of a keyboard. https://beige.party/@Alice/117021464109486055 npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: One of my favorite games is acting excited about whatever title card happens to be shuffling through on the TV at that given moment just to see if my husband will believe me and hit play. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I bought the Anarchist Cookbook but it's been really hard getting those unruly MFers into the pot. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The internet had been talking about "MySpace Emo" so here's my profile pic from that time. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I want to create a series of music videos where everything is captured via non-traditional methods. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Hell hath no furry like a dude in a Tasmanian Devil costume. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: If MASTERBOY can't survive in a mall, what can? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Has anyone ever written their thesis on how The Office started going downhill when Jim and Pam had a baby or do I need to apply to grad school to make that happen? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Sh-sh-sh-should I sue? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Over the weekend, I purchased a beautiful original drawing by @nprofile…ggha and it just arrived! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I find it impossible to see this bird as anything but a big scary creature with a wide open mouth preparing to consume me. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Not mad about this hole in my sock because I think it's cute the way my opalescent toenail polish is shining through. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: @nprofile…galm Agreed! It's a minor "inconvenience" with potentially major benefits. I have no problem with it. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: In light of this Hantavirus BS, there should be a sketch about two people describing their own unique COVID experiences where one person is like "Yeah, I know! I didn't even go within 6 feet of a stranger until I was double vaxxed." and the other is like I wasn't able to hit the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese until the family reunion in the summer of 2020." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I only trust Sinclair gasoline for my car because it's the only one with DinoCare™️! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I've been reading all about the concept of infinity and I feel like it's never going to end. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My birthday just passed, which means my insurance company sent me a free poopoo test. For any concerned, my stool (feces) "goblin" is negative! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Happy Cinco de Cuatro to all who celebrate! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: It's so hard visiting a new town and not knowing if a restaurant/bar is empty because it's MAGA or because it's not MAGA. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: If I were a baseball player, my signature move would be to hit the ball as hard as I could into the ground in front of me so everyone would need to scramble and start digging out my ball in a desperate effort to prevent me from my inevitable victory. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Kev and I were watching SNL reruns and Katy Perry showed up looking like this and I was like npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: If you don’t wanna pay for foot pix on my only fans, you can just google pics of tree frogs. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I’m probably going to make some enemies by saying this, but I think it's very important to say... npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I couldn't decide on a profile photo for LinkedIn so I just uploaded all of them. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I’m not big on nature photos, but sometimes you need to document the morning fog. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: @nprofile…qtpp It's a custom amp by this company called Silktone. I got it for @nprofile…ry84 as an anniversary present last year. It has a really beautiful sound! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I bought some Sander Patelski prints for the living room so I moved the building photos to the bedroom and took some photos for my dad so I figure this is a good time to document what my little apartment looks like on April 12, 2026. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making SUVs and then making crossovers which are just tiny SUVs and pretending like they're not just rebranded station wagons. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The hardest part about life is not dying. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: This movie theater gives you free "butter" and bowls/boats to hold it! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Kev and I were on a brewery patio yesterday and this little girl came up to our table and left this artwork so I’m pretty sure we're besties now. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Booked a mini vacation to see the Lake Berryessa Glory Hole and now my husband can't stop talking about how excited he is to see the glory hole so please let everyone else on mass transit know what he's actually talking about. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The dream of 2020 is alive in California. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: It's not that I hate children, it's just that I find most of them to be very annoying. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: When I was a teenager in the '90s, my boyfriend at the time gave me his old skateboard. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Let me know if you want to watch my new show called MST3KHGTV where I gather with my robot vacuum and make snotty comments while watching episodes of House Hunters. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: A lot of people don’t know this, but the J.C. In J.C. Penney stands for Jesus Christ. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The hardest part about slicing tomatoes with a mandoline is figuring out which pieces are tomatoes and which are fingers. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: People often send me messages that begin with "QQ" which is supposed to stand for Quick Question; however, based on the questions that follow, I can only assume they think QQ stands for something like "Qomplicated Question" or "Qonfusing Question." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Dyed some Easter eggs! I like to mess up the colors so I can pretend like they're dinosaur eggs. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Happy International Women's Day! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Everyone should have known Veruca Salt was a bad egg the moment she started growling and demanding a bean feast because who would actually want that nonsense? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I just met you npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: This page intentionally left blank npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: It's a sketch about a crazy aunt, but this aunt is REALLY into genealogy and she dramatically gathers the entire family to see her life's work and rolls out this super long scroll to reveal a family tree that is eventually found to have nothing to do with her own family members but instead breaks down the history of the Coppola family. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I always wanted to be cremated because I think being buried is super selfish but now I’m thinking it would be super cool to hang around and haunt some burial grounds. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I'm always creeped out whenever people reference the "naked eye" because I'd prefer to picture an anthropomorphic eyeball wearing a cute little outfit with coordinating sneakers. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I want to show up to a local brewery or coffee shop's game night with an elaborate roll out mat, a fancy robe, and a decorative deck of cards just so I can start emphatically explaining how to play something like Go Fish or Uno. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I was watching the Olympics and this event came on called the Biathlon where people shoot rifles and then go cross country skiing and I've been pondering the origin story ever since. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Hey, babe. Let's kiss under the cameltoe. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: This photo is from a "series" of photos of what I can only refer to as "anti-bathroom selfies" where I was making fun of the idea of bathroom selfies by specifically posing with toilets. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My company requested a "headshot" and this is the best photo I can find. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The IRS already has our tax info so I don’t know why they make each of us fill out the equivalent of a numerical MadLib every year. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I was talking to my husband about how he has really nice dark and thick eyelashes, similar to the smoke show that is Richard from LOST, and he was like"STOP! you're going to make my confidence hit the ceiling!" and I was like "Babe, you're already up on the skylight with your balls slapping against the window like an agitated baboon" so don’t tell me I don’t know about romance. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I think diarrhea is an impolite word to use at the dinner table, which is why I always say that I need to excuse myself to squirt out an Arnold Palmer. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Warning: Everyone is probably going to be drawn as an anthropomorphic hotdog. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Can everyone please stop with the AI generated profile photos? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: The best thing about being in my forties is being able to decorate like I’m fourteen and nobody can stop me because I’m the one who pays the rent. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Someone tried to be polite by telling me I had nice teeth and I panicked and responded by saying: npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I don’t know why anyone is surprised to find that all of the ICE agents are incompetent bullies on unwarranted power trips. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: What if psychedelics don’t make us hallucinate but instead let us see things that are actually there? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Do you think the eligible voters who withheld their vote for Kamala Harris understand that they're part of the problem, yet? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: If I ever got into a fight, I would just alternate between slapping and crawling into a ball until the other person got bored and left. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My husband is looking up how to build a Faraday cage for his phone so I can't feed his algorithm with the weird stuff I say. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Shoutout to my hair stylist for referring to my mass of grey hairs as my "natural highlights." npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: As a person who was a child in the 1980s, I wonder how mid-twenties bartenders feel when they ask me for ID. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I forgot that I actually took a photo of a painting at the museum and I absolutely love it and I want everyone else to see it! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Some other "art" I saw at the museum! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Went to some museums and saw some stuff! npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: This apartment is located diagonally across from mine and I have been obsessed with it since the day I moved in because it seems really tidy and the bed is always made, but I have never seen anyone in it and I've been making up elaborate reasons for why I've never seen the occupants like they work opposite schedules or they're so short they don't even reach the window sill, but my husband just broke the news that I've been diligently monitoring a vacant model unit the entire time. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My robot vacuum must think it's getting paid by the hour because it wastes SO much time aimlessly wandering over places it definitely already vacuumed while taking random breaks to hump the corner of my area rug. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My company awards point for things like work anniversaries and you can redeem those points for things like gift cards or random items and it's honestly a bizarre assortment of items with illogical point values, so it will be like... npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I bet the inventor of the gif pronounced TGIFridays as Tee-Jiff-Ride-Days. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I will scroll through 100+ items in an Internet search looking for written instructions before I'll ever even consider watching a 1-minute instructional video. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Okay so seriously which twelve-year-old bully is in charge of Trump's social media accounts? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Babe, you've barely touched your donkey sauce. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Babe, I know you love my donk. Come over and get some of this donkey sauce. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: WARNING: Long story with no real point. Just remembering something and wanted to write it down to document it. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: What's the phenomenon called where you're grossed out every time you eat Chinese food and say you're never going to eat it again, but the moment you see one of those cute little takeout containers, you immediately NEED to eat it again? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Is a humanitarian a person who only eats humans? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Serious question! Our apartment complex's pool is heated, but it's still pretty cold when you get out of the pool. I was contemplating buying bathrobes with the hope that we'd use the pool more, but Kev says that might make us look like swingers. Is that true? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: If the devil is so bad then how come his cake is so good? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I'll order chicken tenders with no problem but will become absolutely mortified whenever I stumble upon "fish fingers" on a menu because WTF are those? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Someone DMed me because they thought I was the admin of Pixelfed, which is funny because I’m writing this from my tiny phone and I crawl into a ball every time I need to use Mastodon on my computer because I get totally overwhelmed so can you imagine me trying to be the admin of anything? npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Not to brag, but the side of my face that was attacked by a dog looks a little bit better than the side that wasn't mauled. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I’m really excited that skinny jeans are out of style and barrel jeans are in style because it's leveling the playing field for people like me who have legs that are naturally shaped like barrels. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I also like it when a person on Bluesky responds with a link to their similar joke from a couple of months before as if I stole their joke because then I get to be an even bigger brat like oh okay well here is a screenshot of the dumb joke that was originally posted to Mastodon in 2022. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Farts are the ghosts of past meals. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: All of these dummies are playing checkers while I’m playing Connect4. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: It's interesting how the dumb people seem to love AI while the intelligent people seem to hate it. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I refuse to use Siri because I don’t want everyone around me to be able to hear me asking about actors' heights all day long. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I know I’m autistic because I’m obsessed with maintaining my daily rituals, mostly satanic. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My grandfather is turning over in his grave because we buried him in a rock tumbler. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: My favorite inventor is the person who mixed potatoes with mayonnaise and called it a salad. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: I used to know a nun who was always asking to borrow my goth clubbin' clothes and I was like let's not make a habit out of that. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Sorry about all of these boosts of super old posts. I was way deep in the archives looking for something that wouldn't show up in search and ended up stumbling upon these random things that I barely remember writing. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Progress bars would be better if you could drag them to the right to speed up the process. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: If you're testing your spaghetti for doneness and you throw it at the wall and it doesn't stick then you need to pick it up off the floor and put it back in the pot because it's not done cooking yet. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: No disrespect intended toward those who have gluten allergies because I imagine that shit sucks, but if you are gluten intolerant, I'd probably just avoid gluten free bread altogether because every version I've tried has tasted like cotton balls mixed with sawdust. npub1uzmnvz0gqwwmdkuha03xzyudc476044n2ch3knf32l2zjlnngu2sk6z77h Alice McFlurry :bc: Ceci n'est pas un peepee.
