NotBiebs and 69 others

i was chatting with chatgpt about onchain metrics and then asked it for an end of year price prediction based on onchain activity. turns out chatgpt is more bullish than most of you. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/ea09769538f23e5bcf34f2a78c720efbf653cf15b02afbea7cb4d9305af4b658.png

2026-07-14 20:14:09 UTC

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shout out to @npub1psm…8970 for helping me secure the bag 🙏

2026-07-14 20:00:04 UTC

Cash App finally came through and sent me some bitcoin. Paid 32 cents for 23k sats 🚀
#nevent1q…hhu5

2026-07-14 18:03:01 UTC

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it's too slow for coding. i run ollama and lm studio for local chat sometimes on my mac mini, but i don't use it for coding.

2026-07-14 17:58:56 UTC

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have you tried the cursor ultra plan? cursor's auto mode seems pretty good to me, but i'm just messing around with small projects.

2026-07-13 15:48:55 UTC

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https://media.tenor.com/NZujDgNvsI8AAAAC/dj-khaled-another-one.gif

2026-07-13 15:40:49 UTC

And the last of this bread has turned into french toast 🚀
https://image.nostr.build/14850de52af48bfeb668d575c197f288cfa963e0b40a6442a335ff5033a6b9ad.jpg
#nevent1q…54ku

2026-07-13 00:28:42 UTC

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Team watermelon taking over 🫡😂🚀

2026-07-12 23:21:11 UTC

This feels like a cheat code 😂
https://image.nostr.build/a7d5eb6ada81d39fee38b84ce68ee81ae757db495f84394d553dc26b8b8974e1.jpg

2026-07-12 18:10:50 UTC

it do be like dat 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/7bcda7c7e4b897354e2a26eb03cb2763cb59967333c844c994be2512e836995c.mp4

2026-07-12 00:11:14 UTC

Vamos 🚀
https://video.nostr.build/76b446cdf7ca5b6bae739a51fafb59f22030d5bbc78405521230a22540318aa8.mp4

2026-07-11 23:38:13 UTC

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Froze the watermelon overnight. Only takes a few minutes to turn into this after you pour milk into the frozen watermelon.

2026-07-11 22:22:59 UTC

Not quite ice cream, but it’s pretty good. I added chia seeds and chile lime seasoning. Friggen watermelon is frozen solid.
https://image.nostr.build/2ada11d3984df478398c610b9ffd2fb597e7b6450f3f401ff00f3ab2af7a0df9.jpg
#nevent1q…nh97

2026-07-11 16:31:58 UTC

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nope. turns out no one gives a shit.
government: hey look ufos are real.
everyone: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ boring. check out this frozen watermelon + milk = ice cream 😂

2026-07-11 16:26:37 UTC

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https://nostrisdead.com/

2026-07-11 16:23:44 UTC

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ask every vendor if their tart has seed oils 😂

2026-07-11 16:17:41 UTC

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#yestr

2026-07-11 16:17:30 UTC

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https://image.nostr.build/b02d4601197f4b958abdd6d24a550c6518878a5ead330e911e2e5c5ec6cb0bf7.jpg

2026-07-11 16:14:51 UTC

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50/50 split so far. I like McGregor, but you know I had to go wit da Waianae boy 🤙
#nevent1q…kzqh

2026-07-11 16:01:35 UTC

Picked this up from the farmers market today 🚀
https://image.nostr.build/80d18699d6306ea5ced6b09c69f75e869b5d59ea00aa8bd438db30f65460af01.jpg

2026-07-11 00:08:16 UTC

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It looks good
https://video.nostr.build/b463c820b30b240a3f5cc56e5cef695b42c0bee8226095e78e54f191b7aa6047.mp4

2026-07-11 00:00:12 UTC

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Can’t do this with pineapples 😂

2026-07-10 23:15:49 UTC

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Ill post it tomorrow 🚀

2026-07-10 23:13:33 UTC

Freezing a whole friggen watermelon rn. Gonna try the viral frozen watermelon + milk = ice cream recipe.

2026-07-10 21:02:02 UTC

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I do it all the time. A shroom gummy is not that strong.

2026-07-08 19:19:35 UTC

I think @npub13lj…cfhw is shutting down access to their custodial wallet in the US. Not sure if it's for the entire US. I just got a notification from them saying that my region is affected by regulatory developments and I need to move my funds out of my custodial wallet by 8/31.
https://www.blink.sv/blog/important-changes-to-custodial-accounts-in-your-region

2026-07-07 21:49:53 UTC

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yeah i was trying to use both and it wasn't working. ended up just removing radar chat for now. i'll just wait till it's more mature before deciding if i should switch over.

2026-07-07 21:46:49 UTC

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/v8dJAMILdvcAAAAd/tom-hardy-mad-max.gif

2026-07-07 16:49:36 UTC

vamos 🚀
https://radar.chat/install
#nevent1q…802w

2026-07-07 14:47:14 UTC

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pop a shroom gummy and then go for a long walk in nature

2026-07-07 14:37:42 UTC

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😂
https://media1.tenor.com/m/xS9rmU-bfIUAAAAd/thats-what-she-said-what-she-said.gif

2026-07-07 14:30:04 UTC

gm 🤙
https://blossom.dreamith.to/680fdc128096fbd8a09a3b21d910ef353850290058df87e5b10ff971074d64a5.jpeg

2026-07-07 13:59:29 UTC

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I can’t even remember the last failed lightning payment I had and I make tons of lightning payments with many different types of wallets

2026-07-06 12:29:35 UTC

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5-6 days a week

2026-07-05 14:52:00 UTC

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Yeah I imagine myself doing it too when I watch this 😂

2026-07-05 14:50:22 UTC

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My IG reels algo is undefeated 😂

2026-07-05 14:45:46 UTC

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https://blog.breez.technology/no-seed-no-sweat-introducing-passkey-login-for-the-breez-sdk-2cb7a7ee0279

2026-07-05 03:26:42 UTC

I dunno why, but this shit cracks me up 🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/b4c99451c20fb960b5f63da5b228a07babbeb327a68f29b2a447d0a292129ac8.mp4

2026-07-04 21:12:14 UTC

normies are so weird. this random guy with a maga hat just walked up to me and was like don't mind my hat, i'm trolling. why would i give a fuck about what hat you're wearing. 😂

2026-07-04 15:51:05 UTC

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Try this https://github.com/teamchong/pxpipe

2026-07-04 01:03:42 UTC

I always crack up when people in my building are selling nightstands cause my nightstand is a cardboard box 😂

2026-07-04 00:02:40 UTC

https://i.imgflip.com/avtuou.jpg
https://i.imgflip.com/avtux7.jpg

2026-07-03 17:55:20 UTC

Glow wallet from breez seems like a great wallet to onboard nostr users who are not using primal. It's non-custodial, provides a nostr enabled (supports zaps) lightning address, passkey login, and can even make USDT and USDC payments even though the wallet only holds bitcoin. Nostr client devs could probably even just give an AI agent the Breez SDK docs and the Glow repo and have it build a wallet with the same functionality right into their app.
https://glow-app.co/
#nevent1q…t3g8

2026-07-02 17:38:09 UTC

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proof of work protocol is working as designed 😅

2026-07-02 17:28:28 UTC

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If it's for developers, definitely https://nak.nostr.com/ to help them grok nostr events

2026-07-02 17:20:09 UTC

i don't have any ice cubes, so i put frozen blueberries in my cold brew
https://media.tenor.com/QLbV11ltA8cAAAAC/smart-thinking.gif

2026-07-02 17:19:11 UTC

i can't believe i did a 100 pushups every day for over a year. i do 100 pushups for a workout once a week now and it wipes me out even though i'm in better shape and about 20 lbs lighter than when i was doing 100 pushups every day.

2026-07-01 18:35:26 UTC

🤣
#nevent1q…495y

2026-07-01 13:11:05 UTC

how do i let every app recommendation engine know that idgaf about the world cup? 😂

2026-06-30 18:49:48 UTC

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/tMT1R_dfec4AAAAC/yes-chad.gif

2026-06-29 01:35:11 UTC

THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED😂🤣
https://image.nostr.build/bb20d77f86493531d588c1fe26bac9880e52dbf8f75bfdebe52f04fb98ffa24f.jpg

2026-06-27 17:11:53 UTC

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I also highly recommend doing yoga consistently once you get better. I had chronic back pain for many years and a pinched nerve twice before I started doing yoga and working on building core strength.

2026-06-27 17:02:33 UTC

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i got a cervical pillow and it's a game changer. i bought this one. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09S5TZH5N

2026-06-27 00:15:50 UTC

Aurite 🤙
https://image.nostr.build/aebb3d27d54b2df1db81f45297adfbd14c4cab5c66938e6d686eee43e4931ccb.jpg

2026-06-26 20:03:04 UTC

guaranteed shitcoiners working at openai. sol, terra, luna 😂.
https://blossom.primal.net/428a6f33e18562963c02ffe6a27997be58c03cbb6355b9ba21dad259518097d7.png

2026-06-24 18:49:23 UTC

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#nevent1q…hnrc

2026-06-24 18:47:05 UTC

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You don't need to own USDC. You can send bitcoin to @nprofile…aze8 and have them send the USDC to Cash App which auto converts it to cuckbucks. Here's how i did it which costs me a total of 32 cents which included the swap fee, lightning routing fee, and spread on strike since i sent cuckbucks. I selected the Arbitrum network since it had the lowest swap fees.
#nevent1q…9xpd

2026-06-24 02:24:14 UTC

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Oof. I wonder why they rejected it.

2026-06-23 23:33:11 UTC

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Cash App doesn’t support base. These are the only networks they support. Arbitrum is the cheapest. Also, you don’t need to send the USDC to an intermediate wallet. Just paste the deposit address from Cash App to @npub1psm…8970
https://image.nostr.build/4405cb332389f4939212ba3cbc877261c9d082f4dec659ecb535f2f4cb98da4f.jpg

2026-06-23 22:14:47 UTC

Yes
https://image.nostr.build/2a73afc6275e7a36354ce181595bb563f45e54860a499d825d435fb7bc94996b.jpg

2026-06-23 19:59:40 UTC

I ended up doing a lightning/USDC swap using @npub1psm…8970. Paid the lightning invoice using my cash balance from Strike. Swap fees only ended up being 22 cents. So if Cash App follows through with the promotion, I just bought $15 worth of sats for 22 cents 😂.
#nevent1q…20fd

2026-06-23 19:42:01 UTC

anyone know how i can acquire $15 worth of USDC with no kyc? cash app is giving out free bitcoin for making a USDC deposit.
https://blossom.primal.net/d031b6ebacfa04d95cc79de1b01e2b6b42e7368f1bfa5b894085da2608c84b1b.png

2026-06-21 14:16:08 UTC

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Whoever is building the app should be aware that popular hashtags get abused and spammed with porn

2026-06-21 00:41:22 UTC

nostr users when people try to tell them what to do 😂
https://media.tenor.com/nqe17No0fZYAAAAd/conor-mcgregor.gif

2026-06-21 00:38:54 UTC

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Decentralization is fun 😂

2026-06-21 00:37:16 UTC

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Automatic brah 😂🚀

2026-06-20 21:58:19 UTC

Dinner is served #foodstr
https://image.nostr.build/334df97cc516b963c7683bb4543ee76d1e980a0060b171a867d3bdcb38671f0a.jpg

2026-06-19 16:46:46 UTC

been using this teach skill to level up my cursor and chess skills
https://www.aihero.dev/learn-anything-with-my-teach-skill

2026-06-19 15:39:36 UTC

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I had to refresh the page once after accepting read permissions for my public key

2026-06-19 15:02:48 UTC

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there was a log in button for me on the top left right under the bcash price ticker

2026-06-19 15:00:15 UTC

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how do you know what ass tastes like? 🤔 😂

2026-06-19 14:54:39 UTC

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@npub1q3s…d26p looks like they vibed the client with shakespeare
https://blossom.primal.net/2df025059303bacdb27aea2e16eb580eda03ea6b392485508709b391ecbd0b61.png

2026-06-19 14:49:06 UTC

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i was able to login using alby extension

2026-06-19 14:36:48 UTC

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it even has more features than ditto. i wonder if all the features actually work. check this out. someone had a crowdfunding campaign to buy a penthouse porn mag 😂.
https://blossom.primal.net/ac82330fb77da7883e9df26c48712f0dee7ff7eb86214bb0436f299f9b6f0188.png

2026-06-19 14:29:35 UTC

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even they call @npub18am…p424 the CEO of nostr 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/98ca07b43074ec8271346024cc5b09dab9941e4deba94e9e3b21e76e3fe07783.png

2026-06-19 14:26:20 UTC

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https://bchnostr.com

2026-06-19 14:18:04 UTC

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we should ask them for shoe on head verification 😂

2026-06-19 14:11:08 UTC

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primal trending feed is filled with bcash people using some new bcash nostr client

2026-06-19 14:07:58 UTC

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i thought they were all bots at first, but a bunch actually seem like they're possibly real people from the philippines

2026-06-19 14:03:36 UTC

interesting. seems like we're in the bcash era of nostr. 😂

2026-06-19 04:07:07 UTC

Probably a good idea to move if you live in Illinois
https://blossom.primal.net/30dd13b62fd951b7e327e5f9f6905caf189214d6782838d49f71e53478e63670.jpg

2026-06-19 03:23:57 UTC

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Kinda sucks for iOS cause you don’t get to choose what wallet opens

2026-06-19 00:22:01 UTC

has anyone tried tapping a bolt card on this screen? the screen still says tap, so i wonder if it would work. 🤔 #asknostr
https://blossom.primal.net/4bec43013f07fc28eb561de71db3453f74d427e384e8098965cc9aaf17438713.png

2026-06-17 23:14:32 UTC

And there’s the announcement 🚀
https://image.nostr.build/482bce664ef726dd8ee23b39bb660e10b39857e76ee27dce0e5e14eb6100ad48.jpg
#nevent1q…ax2q

2026-06-17 22:06:20 UTC

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I like the 4hr trending feed. It’s what I use to get caught up with what’s going on. I probably wouldn’t use Primal much if other clients such as Damus and Ditto had 4hr trending feeds.

2026-06-17 22:00:05 UTC

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They keep showing up on primal trending feeds cause their notes have a million replies of gibberish

2026-06-17 21:55:26 UTC

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Bot accounts that keep posting about bcash. At least they seem like bot accounts.

2026-06-17 21:53:17 UTC

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They’re taking over the primal trending feed 😂

2026-06-17 21:44:05 UTC

Is it just me or are there more bcash bots than real people on nostr now? 😂

2026-06-17 13:44:38 UTC

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Square is introducing a 1% fee for merchants starting next year

2026-06-16 23:03:18 UTC

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Payment still went through Cash App, but for now they are not charging merchants any fees to handle these payments

2026-06-16 21:58:54 UTC

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It was at Poke-Poke in East Austin. They are not even on the map in Cash App yet.

2026-06-16 21:51:45 UTC

I just encountered a square merchant that accepted bitcoin even though they didn’t know they did. There was a toggle on the pay screen to let me choose to pay with bitcoin. I paid with my cash balance on @npub1cas…dg5l and there was no 0.9% fee. I also got 5% bitcoin back on the purchase. 🚀
https://image.nostr.build/091440df072b20782cec62dac1e8dea81e8ae0f04ae7c66ac1c44dc5087afb65.jpg
#nevent1q…utv9

2026-06-15 03:50:37 UTC

I dunno if it’s just the shrooms kicking in, but Pereira kinda looks like Tracy Morgan 😂

2026-06-15 01:10:59 UTC

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Good start to UFC 250 🚀

2026-06-14 21:43:12 UTC

just noticed that cash app now adds a 0.9% fee when paying lightning invoices using your cash balance 🙁. guess they had to cover the loophole of people paying their own lightning invoices and stacking sats with no fees.
#nevent1q…gl3j

2026-06-13 18:39:09 UTC

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Both Strike and Cash App allow you pay for things in bitcoin using cuckbucks if they're in the US

2026-06-09 14:45:40 UTC

gm 🤙
https://blossom.primal.net/8695b3a25a25fca0e975de5761c36819ba076ff467f1df06b9f1bd74ea8bf0b2.jpg

2026-06-08 20:49:31 UTC

cool new charts on the ditto trends page
https://ditto.pub/trends
https://blossom.primal.net/388ea90a36108953464ff47896f55c253dd320e33484cde542714a2d237fb0f8.png
https://blossom.primal.net/29690a5208fc92415112e2daea9f74308f62c13676620667af1bfd0ba59363cb.png

2026-06-08 20:29:23 UTC

@npub1qny…95gx would it be possible to post summaries of @npub1q8g…82kp content like this periodically? once a week would probably be good. it's nice to see how things in the world are trending. all i did was give the content of the latest notes from citadel wire to chatgpt and asked it to generate a report.
#naddr1qv…65kl