Mildly Amusing Bored Housewife

Woman of a certain age with the energy level of a sloth   Here for the laughs, meeting people, and learning new things/ being enlightened along the way.  Dogs, pen pals, and overall ridiculousness.  
Formally in IT. Currently (very part-time) comedian and podcaster.

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2026-06-23 14:53:16 UTC

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of course you can ask.

2025-12-31 23:21:02 UTC

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what kind of burn? Is she in pain? I wish I was staying home :/

2025-12-31 21:10:24 UTC

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do you have a lot of garage sales? I’d have to keep stuff around until late April :/
Plans for tonight?

2025-12-31 12:02:24 UTC

Frantically ordering every storage bin and home organization tool I can so I can go in to 2026 more organized. In reality they will just sit unused, take up space and more me more cluttered.

2025-12-23 22:27:38 UTC

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you were a nurse? So cool. I used to do QA testing for the NCLEX exam but just the tech side, not the actual test knowledge stuff.

2025-12-23 15:42:49 UTC

Nothing quite as exciting for me as telling the dermatologist who inaccurately diagnosed me with kidney disease, MS and a neurological disorder solely based on sight that I won’t be back because my second opinion derm did a biopsy and ruled all of those out.

2025-12-16 15:30:12 UTC

Today I give the gift of matching socks to my dermatologist. To be clear, I’ll be wearing matching socks and she will get to appreciate it. Unlike last time when I was a super hot mess of mismatchedness.

2025-11-12 17:32:23 UTC

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he needs to send me a pic of him in a suit, leaning up against a sports car staring at his expensive watch 😂

2025-11-12 04:27:39 UTC

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Cape? Like cap and gown? Or is it more some kind of senior inside joke? We had sweatershirts that said SWIPE - senior women in pursuit of excellence.
Surely something fun came out of one of those parties.
That surprises me that you didn’t play sports.
Hubs has been traveling a lot with the new job. I’ve been planning lots of nights out for when he’s home. He loves going out. I can take it or leave it most times.

2025-11-12 04:22:29 UTC

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so far uneventful. He must be playing the long game.
He did say he was a real estate developer and crypto trader. I just needed him to say he was a retired military war hero to get the trifecta.
I’ll let you know if he throws up more red flags.

2025-11-12 03:45:46 UTC

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I’m not getting any notifications on here. Sorry.
What do you want to know? Some of the questions? Because I’m sure they’d be pretty tame compared to your experiences.

2025-11-10 01:47:55 UTC

Made the mistake of telling my cohost about Spicy Would You Rather with pen pals and now she wants examples.

2025-11-07 21:13:44 UTC

Just followed a new pen pal to telegram within seconds of chatting. Oh, I know this is a completely horrible idea. And my identity will probably be stolen. And I’ll be scammed out of stuff. But dang, some people intrigue me so much that I’m willing to overlook having to rebuild my life just to see what their end game is

2025-11-03 03:14:35 UTC

@npub1twk…f49k Hey! Long time no talk. How are things?!

2025-11-01 14:57:52 UTC

Nextdoor is flooded today with people not happy about how trick or treaters accepted candy, weren’t grateful, didn’t have bags, seemed too old, etc
Good grief! Turn off your lights and pretend you’re not home. Or post a list of rules 😂 It shouldn’t be stressful. If it is, maybe just don’t do it.

2025-10-30 13:47:08 UTC

The care with which my city has been pre-treating my culdesac for the last hour makes me think the storm of the century is upon us. Or they’re really putting their training dollars to use.

2025-10-24 18:20:33 UTC

Trying to book a vacation rental on Airbnb and I can’t find the White House. This has to be some kind of mistake. Or is it completely booked for the next several years?!

2025-10-24 15:00:18 UTC

Looking forward to The Real Clowns of the White House renting out the new ballroom for weddings and proms to recoup some money. Maybe they’ll even sell the naming rights to it. So exciting!! 😬

2025-10-21 14:00:21 UTC

We have the first Nextdoor panther sighting! There are a lot of claims of bobcat sightings (which rarely turn out or be bobcats). But this is the first panther one. Very excited to watch how this unfolds! 😳

2025-10-16 18:42:12 UTC

Trying to find a reason to not buy denim overalls for my dogs.

2025-10-14 20:22:30 UTC

Ugh. Just had a flashback to those couple summers I was part of an improv in the park summer program where we harassed, I mean entertained, people with our improv. I was well into my adult years making this even worse. Like my age was closer to now than to my birth. Like awkwardly closer to now.

2025-10-14 16:11:57 UTC

I have no idea what’s happening on The Bear. Which is ironic because I’m only watching it so I can relate to pop culture convos.

2025-10-14 04:23:44 UTC

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haha! I don’t think I’m scary. I did just lose a pen pal but honestly he was kind of a mess. I think he was looking for something spicy. But he wasn’t doing a good job explaining that so the women responding weren’t on the same page. He kept wanting me to help him find someone spicy. But then he’d make these wild, random posts that would piss people off. It was exhausting. It’s like he wanted the end result without being patient. Great pen pals take time. He got frustrated and told me he was gonna leave so I wasn’t surprised when he did.

2025-10-13 16:52:06 UTC

The first week or so of having a new pen pal is always spent with me managing their expectations. I don’t think they can ever be fully prepared for how adhd and borderline (nearing full on) inappropriate I can be.

2025-10-09 18:03:05 UTC

@npub1twk…f49k hey! I feel like we haven’t talked in a bit. How are you?

2025-10-01 21:52:21 UTC

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you think I haven’t been sending pics of them to all my pen pals?! 😂 Especially now that the results came back fine.

2025-09-30 23:42:08 UTC

Hegseth saying the era of overly sensitive leadership is over is wild to me when he represents the side that always wants to take their ball and go home whenever they don’t get their way.

2025-09-30 16:37:10 UTC

Yesterday I was explaining to a pen pal my chaotic MRI of the Dumb and Dumber Twins, the names I’ve given to my dense breasts. Today I get a Happy Belated Dense Breast Day e-card from him. Turns out the last Wednesday of September is #nationaldensebreastday #breastcancer

2025-09-24 20:45:55 UTC

My dog daycare just texted me some pics. My boy dog has a girlfriend and she was at daycare today too. She’s a pittie (so is he) who is about a year younger than him and keeps him in line. I love it so much!

2025-09-24 00:19:20 UTC

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Ugh. That sounds exhausting! Especially knowing that thr wives work together. I’m sorry your dealing with this.
Not much going on here. We had a lot of rain over the weekend which cancelled things. We were supposed to go to the lantern lighting ceremony at this big old historic cemetery but they canceled it due to the weather.
This weekend I have a show but it’s more a variety show. It’s a comedian, an improviser and a drag queen on each team. And it’s 80’s themed. Other than that, I don’t understand what’s going on and I don’t know any of the other performers. Plus hubs is out of town this weekend so I’ll probably have to uber into thr city.

2025-09-22 09:45:50 UTC

Pretty sure I have a concussion. Was woken up by girl dogs feet repeated slamming into my head as she chased something in her sleep.

2025-09-21 18:37:49 UTC

@npub1twk…f49k Hey! I feel like we haven’t talked in a while. What have you been up to?

2025-09-12 14:10:23 UTC

Lady in the ER is screaming because her mom was brought in by ambulance. Apparently the mom has a DNR and the daughter doesn’t want her removed from the ambulance because of the DNR. Think she’s confusing Do Not Resuscitate with Do Not Remove. I could be wrong.

2025-09-04 21:22:34 UTC

I find it ironic that we have a monarch festival the week after the MN State Fair. Guess we need to celebrate the butterflies that didn’t get nailed to a board as part of a 4-H project.

2025-09-04 15:46:20 UTC

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He had jaw surgery as a pup and I swear they installed a faucet. He drools so much!
Dogs are so gross and yet I couldn’t live without them.

2025-09-04 13:44:52 UTC

What? No, thats not dog puke on my pants. The dog just drooled on me too soon after eating making it look like I’m covered in watery dog vomit. But I can see where you’d think that.

2025-08-27 14:47:37 UTC

I’m gonna start the weekend now. Even if it is 50+ hours early.

2025-08-26 17:55:45 UTC

@npub1twk…f49k What’s up? Any fun plans for the holiday weekend?

2025-08-26 11:50:36 UTC

Walnuts should never not be candied. There. I said it.

2025-08-23 04:28:49 UTC

Watched a lady have the liquor store cashier scrape the price tags off wine bottles because apparently this lady didn’t have her own keys to do it herself.

2025-08-20 21:30:40 UTC

Didn’t expect the ice cream maker to be loud too. Guess I was hoping for silent churning 😬

2025-08-20 19:41:58 UTC

Somehow my tiny mind thought you just buy an ice cream maker, throw the stuff in and have delicious ice cream in an hour. NOPE! You have to strip caviar out of vanilla beans. You have to cook the mixture to a precise temp. You have to cool it in an ice bath then in the fridge. It’s an all day event! You know what’s not an all day event? Driving to the store and buying ice cream :/

2025-08-19 19:15:36 UTC

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I’m totally with you. Hubs wants a lot of fancy stuff. I just need it to keep the food cold. But since he has to deal with the things breaking I let him get what he wants. And try not to say “I told you so”! 😂

2025-08-19 15:24:55 UTC

I’ve been getting Botox (for migraines - don’t hate the procedure hate the reason LOL) for decades. Today is the first time he told me to not do anything for 24 hours so the injections don’t move. Granted you can look at me and see I haven’t been doing anything for 50 years but it’d still be nice if he faked like I do stuff.

2025-08-19 15:10:42 UTC

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Not much to say really. I still have a bunch. I still keep getting new ones. And I’m liking that they aren’t all spicy. Did almost delete my accounts because some days it’s a lot. I just need to remember that I don’t need to respond asap and I don’t need to be in contact with all of them every day.

2025-08-19 15:04:43 UTC

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it was nice to allow her to bring friends. Sorry it turned into a crapfest. I hope your wife gets a much deserved trip to the dispensary out of it.
I’m glad we’re not the ones who keep Frankensteining together appliances. Fortunately hubs has some picked out. I’m not picky so whatever he comes home with is fine with me. And I want him to be home when it’s delivered because I don’t want to manage that on my own.

2025-08-19 04:49:06 UTC

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I’m usually really good with calendar stuff. I write everything down and set ton of reminders every day. I’m always getting on hubs for being bad about this. So I had to tell him I messed up my appointment. On the plus side, I didn’t miss it. I’m just a day early.
I’m sorry the resort was a nightmare. But it must be bad if you don’t want to talk about it.
Sorry you had to spend so much on the car. That stinks. But it’s nice of you to get it fixed.
We need a new refrigerator. We’ve been able to limp it together until hubs is in town long enough to pick out a new one.
What is a flamingo party?
Yes, we’re hoping to get to the fair. We have a bunch of birthdays to celebrate but I think we can fit it in.

2025-08-18 20:00:52 UTC

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you always have the wisest responses. So I had two hours of sleep, been waiting all day for this appointment, never got a login link, and realized I’m a day early 😑
How are you? Whats new?

2025-08-18 16:01:06 UTC

Trying really hard to keep my bra on until after my video visit with my doc this afternoon. Also trying really hard to not wear my Mrs Roper wig and caftan to said visit. Can’t make promises on either of these things.

2025-08-16 13:49:21 UTC

Phone battery is at 54%. Storms moving through. Friends already lost power. I know I should charge it and yet I don’t even care. Who have I become?!

2025-08-15 00:12:23 UTC

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I’m sure I can find some old stuff if not. The last show I recorded the mic was too loud so you can’t really hear my jokes :/ But you just reminded me that I need to wear a clip on mic next time. So thank you!

2025-08-14 22:10:53 UTC

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if I can get decent video I will share clips with you.

2025-08-14 16:13:31 UTC

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oh no! I’m sorry! My weekend was good. Went to a small county fair. Fried food, 80’s music and conversations with random strangers. Also took a little road trip to scope out a venue I’m performing at next week.
I hope this week is going better.

2025-08-12 15:49:57 UTC

@npub1twk…f49k How was the waterpark?!

2025-08-11 16:45:52 UTC

I’m even more of a disaster today than I normally am.

2025-08-07 13:38:12 UTC

Just learned that watching a 65 second commercial on toenail fungus isn’t worth getting a free game token. Can’t get those images outta my head. Will probably need therapy. Wish me luck.

2025-08-06 03:40:34 UTC

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No! Don’t you dare! 😀

2025-08-06 01:35:24 UTC

No song hits closer to home for me than Bowling for Soup’s 1985. It’s always a reminder that I still have time to get my crap together.

2025-08-05 19:46:28 UTC

Pretty sure I just combed a fruit flavored tootsie roll out of my eyebrow. I don’t have kids. And I haven’t had one of these candies in a week.

2025-08-03 17:23:50 UTC

I found a pencil case while I was looking for something else. Now my whole day will be consumed trying to figure out what I can use it for.

2025-07-28 08:47:36 UTC

Today it begins. What begins? Idk. I just know it starts with today.

2025-07-28 02:29:07 UTC

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I’m so excited that your wife is enjoying this. She sounds like an awesome person. Having her explore this with you has to be amazing. And I’m glad she isn’t able to accept the compliments. Cool that they have them days and things like that. I’m sure that adds to the adventure of it.

2025-07-27 04:00:02 UTC

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I’m glad you have fun. Do you think you’d get into swinging? I’m kind of surprised they don’t have rules about non swingers going to swingers events. Did your wife like being hit on? As someone who doesn’t love attention, I don’t think that would be for me. I don’t even like talking to audience members after a show because I don’t want to be complimented.

2025-07-26 17:47:21 UTC

How is my skin both crepey and leathery.

2025-07-25 21:46:14 UTC

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great point. I am already trying to find ways to meet up with people. And I’ve convinced my hubs we need to throw an annual party like this (we rented out a brewery).
Are you throwing any parties this weekend? Other plans?

2025-07-25 13:35:26 UTC

Hubs retirement party was a huge success. Hundreds of people showed up. It was like a wedding reception where I only got to talk to some of them and only for a short people of time. I’m trying to convince him to let us host a party like that every year.

2025-07-21 12:27:04 UTC

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It helped that I didn’t get any migraines. That is usually the catalyst for a meltdown and then everything goes downhill. That’s cool that you took an RV! I love Wyoming and the National Parks.

2025-07-20 04:34:58 UTC

The Cold Play thing is wild because I know an HR department where a ton of the women slept with their coworkers. It got to be a joke that they were hazing the new employees by sleeping with them. And that is just one reason I’m not a fan of HR.

2025-07-19 23:51:47 UTC

A week in the car with hubs and no meltdowns. Basically :/

2025-07-18 13:15:34 UTC

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yes, Colorado is home of the studs. It says so when you enter the state: Home of Studs like Happy Jack 😀 Not sure what part you’re from but we explored the Crested Butte/ Gunnison area and it is spectacular!

2025-07-13 23:06:21 UTC

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yikes! Fixing a garage is a pain. And can be dsngerous! I bet your wife loved being complimented on her hosting skills. That’s so cool! How’s the telescope?

2025-07-13 23:04:37 UTC

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heading to Colorado. But I do like Nebraska. It’s got the right amount of quirky for me.

2025-07-13 19:32:22 UTC

@npub1twk…f49k Have we talked since the 4th? How was your party?

2025-07-13 17:30:35 UTC

Getting myself some of…the good life.
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2025-07-12 07:23:24 UTC

Sometimes middle age makes you fall asleep without warning at 11 pm. Then you wake up at 12:30 am and marinade chicken, make Thai peanut sauce, and a pan of Rice Krispies bars 🤲

2025-07-01 10:56:09 UTC

Happy June 31st! I refuse to acknowledge it’s July already.

2025-06-30 13:22:48 UTC

A good way to not be asked to cook anymore is for literal chunks of hair to appear in meals you’ve made.

2025-06-28 20:41:01 UTC

I know you say “discreet shipping” on your website but when the return label says Vibratex in huge letters is it really discreet? I’m just a little self conscious of everyone knowing I have neck and shoulder pain.

2025-06-22 20:09:58 UTC

Accepted a challenge from a 7 year old to do a cartwheel. It went exactly as it should for someone who hasn’t done any arm strength in decades.

2025-06-22 14:38:01 UTC

About to go lose a croquet tournament for the 31st year in a row. Excited to defend my title and laugh my face off with high school friends.

2025-06-21 06:04:57 UTC

Up late helping a longtime pen pal interpret a sex dream. Putting my psychology degree to real good use.

2025-06-19 16:31:24 UTC

My doc told me I have dense breasts. I feel like I should enroll them in summer school.

2025-06-18 11:10:12 UTC

I have zero stickers on my Subaru. ZERO! I’m a disgrace to the brand.

2025-06-17 14:24:12 UTC

I was on the bike at PT and this lady came running across the gym, yelled my name and gave me a hug. We lived on the same floor in college for two years. That was 30+ years ago!! She said she recognized my face. I had no idea who she was at first. Once she told me, I remembered because I was just telling a pen pal about her last week and the festival her small
Iowa town hosts every year. I’m totally not stressing that she looks amazing and I was sweating, had no makeup up and haven’t shaved my chin whiskers in days 😬

2025-06-16 23:51:58 UTC

Feeling motivated. Gonna make my famous 47 Pots, Pans, and Mixing Bowls Dinner.

2025-06-16 14:35:53 UTC

There’s a “doorman” at this medical building every time i come here. But i don’t think he’s employed by the building since he sits on a shelf. I think it’s just some oldtimer who wanders over from senior living every day to read the paper and push thr door open buttons for people. It’s a nice gesture.

2025-06-16 13:24:38 UTC

Van driver keeps doing neck rolls like he needs a massage. I hope I’m reading the signals right because I’m about to start massaging his neck and shoulders.

2025-06-06 04:39:20 UTC

I don’t trust that this episode of Real Clowns of the White House isn’t part of a bigger plan to throw us off the scent of something.

2025-06-06 00:24:11 UTC

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it always comes back to this doesn’t it.

2025-06-05 22:01:05 UTC

I would Uber a Cinnabon here right now if I could.

2025-06-05 20:06:35 UTC

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how’s keto going?

2025-06-05 12:56:11 UTC

Tomorrow is National Donut Day. Which means Saturday should be National Day Old Donut Day.

2025-05-30 15:27:37 UTC

It already takes me weeks to pump myself up to do laundry. But now that my body broke out in hives from Tide free and gentle, I feel like rewashing everything in new detergent needs to be done sooner rather than later. Not happy about doing laundry. Will be happy to itch less.

2025-05-25 15:21:44 UTC

Celebrated the state fair Kickoff to Summer event with all the other people that don’t have a cabin or cabin invite for Memorial Day weekend.
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2025-05-23 23:15:33 UTC

When two people with hardcore pen pal attachment issues find each other it’s the start of an amazing friendship. Which will eventually turn into a dumpster fire.

2025-05-23 21:28:04 UTC

My bro that I’m rather estranged from (he’s hardcore maga) texted to say our cousin died. My instinct was to pick up the phone and call my other brothers and share our funny memories we had with this cousin. Then I realized my other bros have all passed. Very trippy feeling right now.

2025-05-21 14:56:07 UTC

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now he invited me to his happy hour. I had to tell him that I wanted to enjoy the last few days of my vacation ie days when he’s not on vacation and around 24/7 😀

2025-05-21 12:16:24 UTC

With the passing of NORM! I started rewatching Cheers!
I loved that show. I even petitioned my college to extend the curfew (the show ended at 11:05 pm where I’m at) for getting boys out of the dorm so that we could finish the show 😉
#cheers #norm #georgewendt

2025-05-20 11:57:57 UTC

Purposely not updating my plans on the family calendar so I can have a night to myself. Oops.

2025-05-17 14:06:52 UTC

Probably gonna self care the crap outta myself today.