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> "Assuming Iran agrees to give what has been agreed to, which is, perhaps, a big assumption, the already legendary Epic Fury will be at an end"
EPIC WAFFLE BACON!!

2026-05-05 18:33:45 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/8a/78/38/8a78387ca45b9965d79c7954a614ca2ce00ca220f04e115b16efcc3cbab875ee.mp4

2026-05-05 14:37:40 UTC

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@nprofile…fsu6 jj Abrams should direct Star Wars, and George Lucas should direct people to their seats

2026-05-03 20:42:40 UTC

Plap Meridian

2026-05-03 15:29:20 UTC

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@nprofile…pfpm
https://wired.lain.com/media/f1/c5/ad/f1c5ad67260fef30de83a7416e069d08baffc34e3f44cbcd68ce2dde59e33523.webp

2026-05-03 12:33:06 UTC

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@nprofile…hu5l
https://wired.lain.com/media/99/35/76/993576cd5ca443407b94bebfa6c805acfa81919ed1a5e8ef97934efc8cfea4e2.webp

2026-05-02 17:45:10 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a fedi era: eternal

2026-05-02 15:07:08 UTC

The Salt Shaker Saga
Day One
A hacker entered the cafeteria outraged. Every table held a salt shaker anyone could unscrew and fill. He wrote the director: "I, meG@Duc|, found a vulnerability. An attacker can open it and pour poison. Act now."
Day Two
Among supply requests and cold soup complaints the director read it, shrugged, muttered "Too much free time," and deleted it.
Day Five
The hacker added poison to every shaker. Three hundred died. The director was acquitted after three months in court. The hacker replied: "Seen it now?"
Day 96
The director bought combination-lock shakers. Customers stared at keypads feeling life too complicated.
Day 97
The hacker saw holes let anything pass. He wrote furious then peed in every shaker. Three hundred never returned. Thirty went to hospital. Text: "How do you like that?" Director got one year suspended after three more months in court.
Day 188
Director swore off cafeterias and left for Siberian timber. Engineers designed one-way valve shakers. Waitresses handed out salt manually.
Day 190
Hacker stole a shaker, examined it, wrote: "I, meG@Duc|, stole one and find it outrageous. Anyone can take your property." Director, never a drinker before, finished a bottle of vodka.
Day 193
All shakers chained to tables. Hacker attended next DEF CON, reported his work, won award for consumer rights. Director never heard.
Day 194
DEF CON team broke in at night and emptied all shakers into pockets. meG@Duc| wrote: "No care for customers. Any scoundrel can steal salt instantly. Need secure dispenser now."
Day 196
Engineers worked on next model. Waitresses handed salt by hand. Director flew to Seychelles and ate alone in his room avoiding all food places.
Day 200
Customers showed passport for eight-digit code to get salt. For pepper they repeated the process.

2026-05-02 14:45:45 UTC

btop didn't have to go so hard, as the kids say
https://wired.lain.com/media/f7/9c/3d/f79c3d2734d27b8d81e84a471d72cd87c70db3eabbe40482c28a6c5d73b3a4fd.webp

2026-05-02 04:56:26 UTC

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this one
https://wired.lain.com/media/2e/cf/19/2ecf19f9656bf3d1839edc210ba73a9515dc9fa68e9c3f2c2bd1c5ce93a5ff66.webp

2026-05-01 20:54:51 UTC

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@nprofile…hu5l um mari mari underscore en is a WHITE WOMAN

2026-04-30 08:55:57 UTC

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@nprofile…hu5l sure, here's how LLMs relate to the logos
https://wired.lain.com/media/6e/de/e3/6edee33fb6b307c62e5d8dc9dcb3c73540ec62283bb71a7680f3d6683a50f5c9.pdf

2026-04-30 07:09:36 UTC

what a weird flag
https://wired.lain.com/media/ba/50/81/ba50814f9b02aeb6b905d86d3b95c4a019fbdb0efa40ae31bd7a4acf466bcb7c.webp

2026-04-28 18:35:48 UTC

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@nprofile…ssz9 no stress!!

2026-04-26 15:51:44 UTC

Now they have Japanese say so?

2026-04-24 18:21:28 UTC

ackhshully all libraries are fake except for one (run by anna)
https://wired.lain.com/media/5c/00/62/5c006279fb3900d1e249157cd8324c942d269be942c57e7adc7c60e3527b4fbf.webp

2026-04-24 18:20:48 UTC

how do you make a labubu out of 24 carrots anyway

2026-04-24 16:01:54 UTC

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@nprofile…lycq no don't worry

2026-04-24 16:01:34 UTC

extremely versatile
https://wired.lain.com/media/cd/60/16/cd60165e45c8f8377e835792a1cdcaecf7ca48e8b6e8b71e8514f3c7d351465a.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/30/12/f6/3012f681a9fc048c7f61ea05c992e2414b179480617556001c67ce65f0752f6f.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/6a/19/cf/6a19cff796527e2bd6565c36c11d671c062bc3114b546fbd7b2ed665ec07af29.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/eb/02/4c/eb024c641d35fc5e519852a80745602f33e129d1e3c374e9009ad74dace0d25c.webp

2026-04-24 15:50:51 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 they really are getting as good as the best humans in their field, in pretty much anything. i haven't written a line of code by hand since last december.

2026-04-24 15:46:16 UTC

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@nprofile…lycq umm @ me next time

2026-04-22 10:48:40 UTC

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/04/fare-gate-society-bart/686868/
https://wired.lain.com/media/b0/75/99/b07599653d306741a5de810018ebea06b7a7834377c56a1f4124143c12f63a51.webp

2026-04-22 06:14:33 UTC

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@nprofile…hu5l how tf does a hotel not have a sewing kit

2026-04-21 18:36:11 UTC

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@nprofile…fcpl yeah it's cute because it looks slightly retarded.
> her: how do i do $x
> me: just do $y
> her: ok!!

2026-04-21 18:34:51 UTC

always love it when girls use multiple exclamation marks in messages

2026-04-21 18:10:43 UTC

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@nprofile…fcpl apple has been making some of the best and cheapest (by far) hearing aids called 'airpod pro' for a long time now, but they were not allowed to activate that functionality for years because of health regulations, and many countries still don't allow it.

2026-04-17 19:04:26 UTC

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@nprofile…jhtm stay safe out there, baby girl

2026-04-17 19:02:44 UTC

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@nprofile…c5yh bro is concentrating on god

2026-04-17 19:02:20 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/10/78/ff/1078ff02c1d594e4800e22bd002fc310b4803aea569178862fb23db7b9a54fd2.gif

2026-04-17 18:08:17 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/a0/3f/b3/a03fb3876cea1c9300ff00b8d6821e2ac7993700da75d502dad81e09b579afd5.a03fb3876cea1c9300ff00b8d6821e2ac7993700da75d502dad81e09b579afd5

2026-04-17 17:36:50 UTC

ich glaube die bundeswehr wird die erste armee mit 100% frauenanteil sein
https://wired.lain.com/media/71/d6/2d/71d62dc2ba711b0ebb3ec1022bbe33506750fa9a01e138952af239e84e5707b8.mp4

2026-04-17 12:43:04 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/26/02/f8/2602f8ac7729196ebdc4e828567a0094561b46d040238e127a71d4e72d750787.2602f8ac7729196ebdc4e828567a0094561b46d040238e127a71d4e72d750787

2026-04-17 07:44:41 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/f5/90/32/f59032af5f48f053401c0a095e846c7adebe44887bbe37411f227a030cc0c8d8.webp

2026-04-17 03:23:18 UTC

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@nprofile…pgx0 @nprofile…c5yh object class: SUPER KETER

2026-04-16 20:17:54 UTC

lol what is this outfit
https://wired.lain.com/media/82/74/40/8274408c987e7578af871e1ebd35eb857decaebec052c68e62a31d9b1b4764c7.webp

2026-04-16 19:54:54 UTC

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@nprofile…svam nanomachines, huh?

2026-04-16 19:44:50 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/d9/44/2d/d9442d6bc12b8c58566fff0e4feb3cbe78334dfd62377dbfad9eab9d8f988c76.webp

2026-04-15 18:42:18 UTC

Actually the Iran war is about aliens but y’all not ready for this conversation

2026-04-15 13:17:24 UTC

bazzite installed

2026-04-13 20:18:43 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/8b/57/44/8b5744bf73aa330629cbca930c10e2cc31ecb2200a954fb26b01e3ee4f6df333.webp

2026-04-13 18:39:22 UTC

learned about a horrible thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_headache

2026-04-13 18:02:02 UTC

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@nprofile…fcpl yeah, there's a lot more productivity and much less "how do i actually call this api do i really have to figure this out for 3 hours" type stuff

2026-04-13 17:56:16 UTC

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@nprofile…fcpl i'm getting so much done i'm tired every day

2026-04-13 16:37:57 UTC

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https://wired.lain.com/media/e3/77/98/e37798ae2f1f74488f9f63294b32d479e1546b1e3f9d8c51c347898bc66812af.webp

2026-04-13 16:37:44 UTC

turns out it's actually very easy to get a lot of likes on your posts

2026-04-11 18:18:26 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/ca/66/ae/ca66ae3bfe280a1f99e28d17e66810da4f4bf6fd81f6adac689554a80febb0a1.webp

2026-04-11 13:33:22 UTC

> cross-legged chair
?? i sit cross-legged on any chair

2026-04-11 11:44:41 UTC

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@nprofile…w7qr really? i need to change the combination on my suitcase

2026-04-10 18:45:36 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/92/ba/4f/92ba4f3bbed4b766131502a7346b218ebc99f28b312fe05524ae36bfae76d7f8.jpg

2026-04-09 13:14:11 UTC

> Isreali military calls their surprise attack on beirut "operation eternal darkness"
can't make this up

2026-04-08 18:16:38 UTC

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@nprofile…9sp3 @nprofile…dugj @nprofile…y6jc @nprofile…ssz9 @nprofile…l6h9 it's called hershey's

2026-04-08 18:03:40 UTC

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@nprofile…y6jc @nprofile…dugj
https://wired.lain.com/media/07/a5/b6/07a5b603f1cfc43d91271f357e4621ed81bba5ca2a2c5dcad26342a3179af10e.webp

2026-04-08 17:53:57 UTC

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@nprofile…dugj mfw
https://wired.lain.com/media/b3/e9/49/b3e9491e201506e20b6ce831d56782fb818f76be8da4798ede867f26e9cbfd28.webp

2026-04-08 11:31:00 UTC

now that's what i call a good RT
#nevent1q…k4lk

2026-04-08 11:14:31 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/c5/73/3d/c5733d08257be5b1ce262c50654d4f3e52869f4b0fb0ac0a43a0ead777589cb6.webm

2026-04-08 11:02:44 UTC

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@nprofile…shek anything for a beermoder

2026-04-08 10:46:09 UTC

i think i actually need to watch this channel
https://wired.lain.com/media/aa/84/48/aa8448a0c6ae00a6c9f090413ddffc1631f3427766f95b6951bb4e2bfd851e04.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/89/f4/a8/89f4a81ab210977c87b44228695d062cfda1a7ce33bc553cabfd649126eb0461.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/2f/93/cb/2f93cb2d5431943cad608d207106920bc5639cae04e3d2fb69b78c88e05b97f3.webp

2026-04-08 10:00:52 UTC

also just noticing that there's nothing about ukraine or gaza on there... just saying.
#nevent1q…22de

2026-04-08 09:57:22 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/cf/c7/4b/cfc74ba0e37bb1b7f75752de112a646ef7218da8149f85fe423ea788ae8141c7.webp

2026-04-07 17:19:18 UTC

Mhhh
https://wired.lain.com/media/67/9e/05/679e0500fabfb6f322d3e85d659f920200908d39f6a1c8a35f88c3d63fe854f5.jpg

2026-04-07 14:49:20 UTC

https://has-electricity-decoupled-yet.strommarktberatung.de/
turns out when you cut off your gas supply and then iran cuts off your other gas supply, you use less gas. go figure.
https://wired.lain.com/media/67/84/0e/67840ea18e5b191d7a759b09dec7711629abc07a21467c3433f48a36461961a6.webp

2026-04-07 07:28:28 UTC

people still say "stay tuned" even if there's no more tuning going on

2026-04-07 05:52:06 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/f8/9a/e9/f89ae961150fd0d5a4c686604e36a72e96b03978b219b0989acc06c22af1e91f.webp

2026-04-05 19:38:18 UTC

netanyahu's dad lived until 102 wtf

2026-04-05 19:33:22 UTC

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@nprofile…0n23 come on, it's just a typical millenial couple

2026-04-05 19:31:59 UTC

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@nprofile…0n23 everyone freaking out because of emily or whatever the name is

2026-04-05 19:30:14 UTC

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@nprofile…0n23 come on man

2026-04-05 19:29:22 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a here's my 'analysis': there's no unified iranian regime in any form. there's the splintered IRGC fiefdoms plus the central 'civilian' government. the supreme leader has been proclaimed and hasn't been seen since, meanwhile everyone in iran is giving out mixed signals (or even worse than just 'mixed'). khamenei jr doesn't comment on it, even if this is his exact job, so he's probably not there. interestingly, nobody in the warring factions seems to be brave enough to make the supreme leader their ventriloquist dummy, probably because then the others would immediately out them, so for now the supreme leader has only given out messages that nobody can disagree with (e.g., glory to our martyrs) and nothing of substance (e.g. yeah let's actually make a deal / let's actually fight).
Maybe that also explains these constant ultimata from america. hit the bush and see which snake comes out. IRGC being by now heavily decentralized is both an advantage and disadvantage.

2026-04-05 19:23:46 UTC

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@nprofile…0n23 what, do you think it's AI?

2026-04-05 19:20:55 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/49/54/9b/49549b848c3566ccdd8a7e69bf37344cacd021b0baab5ef44a5a722bb0064dce.mp3

2026-04-05 19:05:30 UTC

what do you think, is this guy stupid? (he's buying a house in the philippines)
https://wired.lain.com/media/75/fe/13/75fe131a4b75de8c14e40dee1e3f9546ca04c5649515a57e89dd2432f0406ba6.webp

2026-04-05 19:03:22 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
https://wired.lain.com/media/e3/2b/8c/e32b8caff0bbcd07a7444b13983fc589409652aaa94d481486c776e3cfc3ff42.webp

2026-04-05 19:01:00 UTC

mearsheimer profiting suspiciously from this war.... mhhh.. just asking qustions...
https://wired.lain.com/media/8d/1c/09/8d1c09b1c4d57f9d058d21fb997dacf8a7e2c91e79c0fbbff5c6d38d88a529f2.webp

2026-04-05 19:00:15 UTC

guy who weighed his poop for science realizing he could have just weighed himself before and after

2026-04-05 16:37:05 UTC

das ewig-weibliche
zieht uns hinan
https://wired.lain.com/media/ed/94/e1/ed94e13da0d87282f809b3ba15ae348cd177fff2aa35e77f1941b1135442e378.webp

2026-04-05 16:35:41 UTC

it's either this or 'hundred years of solitude', western man
https://wired.lain.com/media/a1/26/01/a1260164462fb1b838ea12429f0650fd6e4e5f61dcc470faaa5e3266a2d26c8d.webp

2026-04-05 16:35:06 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 "getting real boss baby vibes from this*

2026-04-05 16:34:26 UTC

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@nprofile…l5m0 put it into amazon and be amazed

2026-04-05 16:31:03 UTC

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@nprofile…vpvm meine ehrliche reaktion
https://wired.lain.com/media/36/c4/f2/36c4f269aac8d9a55ffc83f388313c69a675d1d605e7d6d606c63502c77b7b01.mp4

2026-04-05 16:28:18 UTC

litrpg really is fascinating, it must be the most popular genre among men, it sells a ton but i've never seen it mentioned anywhere
https://wired.lain.com/media/0a/8d/8e/0a8d8e2f81c3be17a10600ed26d0f3d9473a2c696c45ffabcbc949193191bcbd.webp

2026-04-05 16:16:22 UTC

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@nprofile…ehdm isn't there someone you forgot to ask :pleromatan:

2026-04-05 16:14:32 UTC

https://wired.lain.com/media/0b/16/3b/0b163bd4028dac9994d5c05756bf0aab9d6dcdf224db3c572f61ca7780390b82.webp
https://wired.lain.com/media/d1/2f/d6/d12fd626707667ae4f30f065d595547dee4fbe3e3d8de11956a7f7c01432d6bb.webp

2026-04-05 16:06:50 UTC

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@nprofile…72fv
https://wired.lain.com/media/74/03/25/7403251a423977890d7ba84507c395ddbcf05d59d04b8863aff94dd9c18690dc.webp

2026-04-05 15:19:43 UTC

Cmetaha time

2026-04-05 14:52:41 UTC

bad days at the mises institute

2026-04-05 14:18:01 UTC

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@nprofile…eh9a this is my favorite AA video, i must have watched it 10 timse