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2026-08-17 21:34:10 CEST

Help our disabled neighbor with a heart condition keep the AC on?

2026-08-16 17:58:12 CEST

I'm old enough to remember when "nerd" was a new word that still had the alternate spelling of "nurd." Eventually the "e" won out.

2026-08-11 03:38:53 CEST

#Via Albert Pinto / 70sbachchan
7:50 PM · Aug 10, 2026
"You can't predict the turns this sentence takes.
Extreme heat is threatening Italy’s 'cheese banks,' where hundreds of thousands of Parmigiano-Reggiano wheels are stored as loan collateral."
https://fortune.com/2026/08/10/italy-5-billion-cheese-economy-heat-wave-climate-change/

2026-08-10 04:31:18 CEST

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Pandemic of utter evil sounded a lot more far-fetched in 1994, I'll tell ya that much.
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 04:29:01 CEST

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This is so meta, I'm getting confused. A movie from a book about a book that's turned into a movie.
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 04:20:47 CEST

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Cute, on the motel TV we get a Monsterdon within a Monsterdon
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 04:17:24 CEST

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Awww, the writhey Stygian critters
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 04:15:02 CEST

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So this is a prequel for Event Horizon 🤨
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 04:11:19 CEST

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AHA! So he's essentially a podcaster, seeking to flood the zone with shit. Figures.
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 04:06:40 CEST

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I saw a clip of a guy doing that on America's Got Talent, but this is less disturbing
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 04:03:57 CEST

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Squishing and crackingggg 😰
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 04:01:58 CEST

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I'm back from the stove! Well this has been a wholesome watch so far, hope everyone's still sane!
But he's right, reality's not what it used to be.
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 02:50:31 CEST

I'm not quite finished cooking but I'll start watching!
#Monsterdon

2026-08-10 01:32:18 CEST

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For the youts. Who never heard the original.

2026-08-10 01:02:23 CEST

#Via Dale / dalejohn
6:27 PM · Aug 8, 2026
"The USDA is projecting the wheat harvest to be cut by almost half in the US. The state of Kansas is the largest producer of wheat and it is projected to harvest 44% less than from 2025.
The American Farm Bureau sees a continued increase of Chapter 12 bankruptcies from 2025 as well.
The USDA IS projecting 1.03 billion bushels of hard winter wheat, the lowest since 1965."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/usda-cuts-us-winter-wheat-harvest-outlook-after-plains-drought-2026-06-11/

2026-08-09 21:34:25 CEST

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Every time

2026-08-09 21:13:51 CEST

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What's funny is 10-15 years ago all the articles were "How this young couple bought their dream house by age 25!" And then listed all the corners they were cutting with groceries or lattes or whatever.
But the ACTUAL secret four or five paragraphs in would always be a throwaway line about how their family member (usually parents) let them stay in the spare room, wing, or house while they saved money. AND helped them with the mortgage, car payments, child care, or health insurance.

2026-08-09 20:33:00 CEST

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It's not a secret, super-creative loophole. It's that owning land and a house and having additional money on top of that gives you more options. 🤷🏻‍♀️

2026-08-09 20:30:07 CEST

Repeatedly seeing articles like "They built their parents a cottage in their back yard so they could retire in comfort!" Ok, so what you're saying is "people with money can afford to do things that save money!" I know. I already know.

2026-08-09 20:26:38 CEST

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The dash of sesame oil! Maybe a lil capful in the popcorn oil (I use canola but whatever you like). The sesame oil makes the popcorn preternaturally crispy!

2026-08-09 05:17:34 CEST

Forgot to add my usual dash of sesame oil to my popcorn oil and it is NOTICEABLY less crispy! It's popcorn for mortals.

2026-08-07 15:29:48 CEST

New Orleans 911 Operators Will Be AI:
https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/ai-dispatch-911-new-orleans-emergency-automation

2026-08-04 14:47:14 CEST

#Via Dr Earhart Sampson PhD
@npub14u9…x9jp
6:16 PM · Aug 2, 2026
"Massachusetts farm installs 832 solar panels above berry fields, and the berries grown underneath turned out sweeter and juicier and could change the future of American farming."
https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/global-trends/massachusetts-farm-installs-832-solar-panels-above-berry-fields-and-the-berries-grown-underneath-turned-out-sweeter-and-juicier-and-could-change-the-future-of-american-farming/articleshow/132809461.cms

2026-08-03 15:52:04 CEST

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Can we choose "none"? I only like wired accessories 😂

2026-07-27 03:57:52 CEST

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The polygraph will tell us if this bug is a LIAR!!
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:55:23 CEST

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There's a BEE CALL?? Is that real?
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:52:26 CEST

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OMG the locusts have reached the south side of Chicago, my birthplace 😨
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:51:01 CEST

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Heart-warming to see hand-made special effects no matter how dreadful the result
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:42:57 CEST

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It becomes a cannibal. A cannibal that screams all night long in SHU. (IYKYK)
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:41:05 CEST

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Ah, yes, the army people. In Washington. Famous for listening to people.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:38:22 CEST

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"They used to blame the atom and grasshoppers for everything. Bad health, bad crops, bad weather. Now it's Trump!"
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:36:44 CEST

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That commander really needs some new trousers, those ones are horrible
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:34:47 CEST

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Ten should do it
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:33:56 CEST

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"Listen, you've got to send more soldiers out there to be killed! Like people!"
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:30:36 CEST

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Poor whatsisname whom I've already forgotten
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:29:41 CEST

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TEEMING with insects.
What an appealing little picnic spot
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:28:22 CEST

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What was in that warehouse? A stash of grasshopper food, that's what!!
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:23:18 CEST

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Today Ludlow has over 300 residents 😌
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:19:08 CEST

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Ed Wainwright doesn't look like he has ever wrought a wain in his whole life 🤨
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:17:47 CEST

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AHHH that's why it's set in Champaign-Urbana. Gotta have the agricultural college back story for the giant bugs.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:16:32 CEST

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Super fancy, she has a car phone!!
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:14:45 CEST

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I have to say those kind of massive cars are gratifying to drive.
Here's my painting of my old '56 Chevy from many's the long year since (background is [formerly] Rural Route 1 in Monee, Illinois, as a matter of fact)
#Monsterdon
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/989/272/234/151/625/original/7d829bba854f7d8d.jpg

2026-07-27 03:03:49 CEST

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The closed captioning said Havana, but the cop said Urbana.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-27 03:02:32 CEST

Oh no way! The area of my childhood! Many's the time on the Amtrak from Highland Park to Urbana I heard the conductor announcing "RANTOUL! Next stop, Rantoul!"
#Monsterdon

2026-07-25 02:00:28 CEST

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You mean the Roku City now with 100% more #JIMOTHY!
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/977/659/387/297/097/original/7e4eea76481bfa73.jpg

2026-07-25 01:43:46 CEST

I'm so proud. My teenager is finally reading Neuromancer. 🥹 Nearly 40 years since *I* first read it as a teenager.
She's familiarly referring to @npub15l3…6wqx as Wibby Gibby. 😂

2026-07-21 21:00:28 CEST

Also grateful daily for indoor plumbing.
Indoor toilet, indoor hot water, even a dishwasher. I've lived without them and yes I *can* survive without them, but so glad I don't have to. 🌟

2026-07-19 16:15:17 CEST

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Wow, they weren't kidding when they said Wisconsin would be getting a fresh batch of smoke today; dark purple 200s and a couple 300s in there. Beginning to lighten to reds and then oranges towards the East Coast this morning.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/947/039/626/487/283/original/786284199c267bef.jpg

2026-07-18 16:57:32 CEST

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It's lightly raining and the center of the smoke area is attenuating a little. Still in the mid-200s here and along the coast.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/941/549/588/896/751/original/1fb5b75c2a130879.jpg

2026-07-18 03:02:40 CEST

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It's been evening all afternoon
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/938/274/686/148/394/original/3129ad54ed4eb8f5.jpg
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/938/275/257/648/832/original/0f4256c3f3187861.jpg

2026-07-17 23:16:31 CEST

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Apt

2026-07-17 23:05:19 CEST

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Now the Great Smoke extends from the Great Lakes area down through Virginia.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/937/340/217/013/372/original/20286678be6061be.jpg

2026-07-17 02:32:26 CEST

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A purple evening from the Great Lakes through the Midatlantic out to the East Coast.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/932/486/031/650/118/original/2e9209464d690b57.jpg

2026-07-16 15:25:21 CEST

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Creeping southeast across Lake Erie now. Cleveland and Erie are well in it now. Toronto, Buffalo, and Syracuse much worse than yesterday. Ottawa and Philadelphia, too.
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/929/872/066/950/406/original/ececb15a9b6ab955.jpg

2026-07-16 04:39:20 CEST

Whew!
https://map.purpleair.com/air-quality-standards-us-epa-aqi?opt=%2F1%2Flp%2Fa10%2Fp604800%2FcC0#4.41/41.81/-80.89
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/927/330/966/902/455/original/b3daddc3191c76a6.jpg

2026-07-15 16:57:21 CEST

"Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour’s soybeans"
🐝
https://www.ecoportal.net/en/two-minnesota-solar-farms-native-wildflowers/29160/

2026-07-14 05:06:15 CEST

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I've been trying to make batches of foods on the weekend because my week work days are long and I just can't cook (or do anything tbh) after work at 8 or 9 pm.
Ran out of time over the weekend and didn't get everything cooked that I planned, trying to catch up now before the heaviest days. I have several items fridged now and can throw on a slow-cooker spaghetti at lunch one day.

2026-07-14 04:59:06 CEST

I had some leftover chicken I needed to use up so I made two batches of tamales, one with barbecue chicken and beans, and one with curry chicken and lentil rice.
The barbecue batch is getting good reviews so far. Essentially barbecue chicken and beans in cornbread.

2026-07-10 17:11:46 CEST

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I've been emphasizing using cursive with my college kid and now I'm going to have to add "paper map navigation" to that!

2026-07-10 05:58:28 CEST

There's a big discussion started elsewhere about how people "used to" navigate using paper maps. And people used to know routes and names of roads.
But my Rand McNally U.S. road atlas is alive and well (and a few folding maps).
I do miss when the road where my Grandma lived was still named Rural Route 1! All those paper letters I wrote out and mailed there...

2026-07-06 03:48:32 CEST

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That car is amazing. Also the theremin effects are great. But that spider's scream 😂
#Monsterdon

2026-07-06 03:42:06 CEST

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How many times did that high school student fail to graduate?
"Earth vs. The Spider" walked so 90210 could run geriatric teenagers.
#Monsterdon

2026-07-06 03:29:01 CEST

That was the most sarcastic salute I've ever seen
#Monsterdon

2026-07-05 07:34:07 CEST

Wow I really picked a day to finally watch Graveyard of the Fireflies

2026-07-05 05:18:39 CEST

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Wasn't MTG the propagator of the weather-controlling space lasers theory?

2026-06-30 03:10:54 CEST

I'm always having to fill out paperwork for people's disability accommodations for work. Which I hate, because it's unpaid, laborious, arbitrary, and it takes me a lot longer than most. I don't blame my clients, I blame the corporate gatekeeping crap they're going through.
But recently, a new thing: people are getting (modest) accommodations denied. Several just in the past week! I've never seen this happen before. WTF is going wrong with this world!! 😠

2026-06-27 22:02:28 CEST

"Leonardo da Vinci’s Notebooks, Separated for 400 Years, Have Been Reunited and Put Online"
https://www.openculture.com/2026/06/leonardo-da-vincis-notebooks-separated-for-400-years-have-been-reunited-and-put-online.html

2026-06-26 06:16:21 CEST

RE: https://mastodon.social/@GreenRoc/116786685603408505
Our neighbors @npub1vhw…r64e and [@nolan_syreeta](https://mastodon.social/@nolan_syreeta ) need some help with basic survival, if anyone is able to share. Being on disability benefits is inhumanely limiting.
V: Syreeta-Nolan
PP: nolansyreeta
#note1s33…8682

2026-06-23 02:48:36 CEST

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2026-06-22 05:38:09 CEST

Given the upcoming #RecordHeat anticipated in the UK, I'm seeing people post recommendations for managing high heat without AC.
So if you have DIY #cooling recommendations, post below! We're bound to have some duplicates but that's okay.
#HeatWave

2026-06-21 05:03:07 CEST

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#Via Janne Hämäläinen / janne.hamalainen
5:47 PM · Jun 20, 2026
"He is building a dungeon under the White house, he has ICE devils as his minions, and now he has a pool of green slime? As a long-time Dungeon Master I can see where this is going."

2026-06-21 04:59:53 CEST

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#Via Dave Karpf
@npub1dpv…7mht
7:42 PM · Jun 20, 2026
"We, as a nation, are collectively missing a great opportunity to get RFK Jr to drink from the reflecting pool.
Someone tell him there’s a dead animal in there, and we can’t see it until the water level goes down a bit."

2026-06-21 04:57:12 CEST

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#Via Secretary of Defense Rock / sodrock
8:55 PM · Jun 20, 2026
"Did not have 'reflecting pool is Trump’s Stalingrad' on the bingo card but here we are"

2026-06-21 04:54:36 CEST

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#Via Musicology Duck
@npub1mhj…jseg
7:08 PM · Jun 20, 2026
"i need to reemphasize that i saw them let a guy go yesterday with a bag of weapons
they had plenty of soldiers and park police out there yesterday but they weren't really interacting with the reflecting pool crowd, this is a pretty notable escalation"

2026-06-21 04:47:48 CEST

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#Via amanda moore 🐢
@npub164j…vf5h
3:23 PM · Jun 20, 2026
"Handful of detainments here by the reflecting pool. They are being done by a variety of officers, including Monroe County Sheriff, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma State Police, US Marshals, a county in Texas I can’t make out, and a county in New York I can’t make out.
Took [a] video of a guy getting detained and a citation for putting his hand in the water an hour ago."

2026-06-21 04:40:38 CEST

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#Via Nat / nattydreadwolfe
12:53 PM · Jun 20, 2026
"Trump critic says FBI visited him over critical comments – on Reflecting Pool restoration"
https://www.rawstory.com/reflecting-pool-2677068612/

2026-06-20 20:48:17 CEST

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"Cyclist arrested at Reflecting Pool is former Olympian who denies vandalism claims. David Hearn said he touched the pool’s detached liner but 'didn’t destroy or break or peel anything.' Trump has accused vandals of sabotaging the refurbishment as paint was seen peeling and floating in the water."
https://archive.ph/bGqRj
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2026-06-20 19:13:32 CEST

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Now the National Guard are deployed to prevent anyone from taking bits of the tattered sealant from the reflecting pool. AKA "vandals" "sabotaging" the "upgrade" effort. 🙄 ("Democrat saboteurs caused the algae and the peeling sealant")
https://www.newsweek.com/cyclist-arrested-handcuffed-reflecting-pool-national-guard-12098916

2026-06-20 05:56:28 CEST

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I won't post the screenshot because tedious and infuriating, but now due to the viral publicity of the ugliness Trump has created in DC, he's writing long posts on his vanity press website about how leftist vandals and "Dumocats" (😼) are behind the algae and...everything.

2026-06-20 05:19:54 CEST

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#Via Hemry, Local Bartender / bartenderhemry
10:06 PM · Jun 18, 2026
"Shift drink: Reflecting Pool
1oz rum
1oz mezcal
.75oz lime
.75oz honey
barspoon matcha
muddled mint
Notes if you're trying to recreate this:
-I used uruapan charanda blanco for the rum
-banhez espadin & barril for mezcal
-'honey' is honey syrup (1:1 honey-water until smooth)
-matcha is organic matcha powder
-muddled mint meaning a handful of mint leaves in the shaker"
#alcohol
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2026-06-20 01:38:44 CEST

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Also the giant numbers bleached (or whatever) into the lawn are increasingly visible:
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/779/397/492/343/442/original/c4e329b424302785.jpg

2026-06-20 01:32:33 CEST

#Via Jesse Hawken / jessehawken
6:13 PM · Jun 19, 2026
"Slumlord"
https://www.alternet.org/trump-damage-reflecting-pool/
https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/779/352/944/770/200/original/7070057cdf011a5f.jpg
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2026-06-20 01:11:35 CEST

RIP Pizza Hut, sold to another vulture capital private equity firm.
They're credulously writing this up like it's so strange this private equity is buying different types of businesses.
It's not strange at all when the goal is to scrap businesses for parts and drain them of assets. Not "turn them around."
https://www.nbcnews.com/business/consumer/pizza-hut-private-equity-24-hour-fitness-rcna350333

2026-06-17 03:09:20 CEST

"Screw this light bulb in and it serves banned books. Connect to an open WiFi network, and a captive portal opens a shelf of banned ebooks. The access point is a smart light bulb."
-->[@npub1hp3…unxy]!
https://boingboing.net/2026/06/16/screw-this-light-bulb-in-and-it-serves-banned-books.html

2026-06-15 04:23:07 CEST

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Not the regular Luger, the SPECIAL Luger
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:21:01 CEST

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She would look cute with a pixie cut
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:20:05 CEST

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I think that was already a stand-your-sofa situation, why wait any longer!
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:16:20 CEST

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Ugh, I hate this guy. I hope he gets creached.
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:15:40 CEST

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This scary harp music is very Star Trek
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:13:02 CEST

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But Steve, a man IS an ape! Hominidae.
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:08:46 CEST

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Finally, here comes the creature, creaching
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:07:47 CEST

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He's DEAD, Steve
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:03:30 CEST

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So Mickey don't drink, don't smoke, what do he do
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:02:19 CEST

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Not any more 😳
And there goes the jug, the precious jug
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 04:01:07 CEST

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I guess this is some type of frug she's dancing
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 03:58:25 CEST

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So if this is a million years of evolution in a short time, the implication is that we're evolving towards staggering, disintegrating ghouls?
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 03:56:52 CEST

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He is most definitely NOT hot
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 03:50:19 CEST

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"They should bear children as soon as possible" --he's getting grosser by the minute
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 03:45:54 CEST

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Welp. Now Jada's going to be drunk AND hairy.
#Monsterdon

2026-06-15 03:43:50 CEST

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Mental telepathy, as opposed to the other kind of telepathy
#Monsterdon