TBone

Father.
Homesteader.
Steak Approver.
Ungovernable.
Unemployable.
#bitcoin only
#nostr only

Public Key

npub1wezprxcca3tttvnhncxsxhnhz25av6wml0jm9305tr94vjhmdj2s2e62hu

NIP-05 Address

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs8v3q3nvvwc444kfmeurgrtem392wkd8dlhedjch693j6kftake9gpz3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezummcw3ezuer9wcq3gamnwvaz7tmjv4kxz7fwv3sk6atn9e5k7qguwaehxw309ahx7um5wghxy6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skcqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46qz9nhwden5te0vf5hgcm0d9hx2u3wwdhkx6tpdsq3yamnwvaz7tm0venxx6rpd9hzuur4vga3rxlr

Publishing to

nostr.oxtr.dev

relay.damus.io

nostr.bitcoiner.social

relay.primal.net

bitcoiner.social

offchain.pub

Author Public Key

npub1wezprxcca3tttvnhncxsxhnhz25av6wml0jm9305tr94vjhmdj2s2e62hu

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Last Notes

2026-03-16 05:04:31 CET

Underwhelming fact of the day.
There are more circular swimming pools in Greece then there are professional basketball players who own condos on any of Jupiter's moons.

2026-03-16 04:36:45 CET

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So far, so good for me. 💪

2026-03-15 06:49:14 CET

@nprofile…jejf
Wisp is awesome....ish
Where do I report bugs?

2026-03-15 06:17:02 CET

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Forwards out backwards?

2026-03-15 06:06:13 CET

Underwhelming fact of the day.
The Vatican City has a very low snowmobile death rate.

2026-03-15 02:36:24 CET

They were right. Being a dad is the best ever.
And @nprofile…587f is the best mother in the world.

2026-03-14 23:43:40 CET

Stack sats, make babies.
#nevent1q…qfrq

2026-03-14 05:38:34 CET

https://media.tenor.com/L09f68VDPTQAAAAC/betty-white-cheers.gif
#wisp and @nprofile…vulm

2026-03-14 05:25:43 CET

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Yep, looks pretty sweet, especially using wisp

2026-03-14 05:20:30 CET

Testing [email protected]

2026-03-13 07:03:23 CET

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I'm a simple man.
https://media.tenor.com/wHkx5bB6g1kAAAAC/idubbbz-ian.gif

2026-03-13 07:02:28 CET

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I'll check it out

2026-03-13 05:42:12 CET

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I'm moving to wisp for simplicity. But I need suggestions on a nwc wallet. Currently I'm zapping with WOS through amethyst.

2026-03-12 03:46:32 CET

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#nevent1q…ze2l

2026-03-12 02:32:02 CET

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@nprofile…egmj for my esim ($3 for 30 days/3GB)
Aldi mobile for my normie number (just used for incoming calls, texts and verification)

2026-03-12 02:25:40 CET

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Wait, you have multiple buttons for one nozzle?

2026-03-12 02:22:26 CET

How much is your phone bill?
I pay about 4000 sats per month.
Plus $12 per year for my 'normie' phone.
#asknostr

2026-03-10 09:46:00 CET

There's only a million bitcoin left to mine, you don't even own a full coin and you're watching AI footage of bombs being dropped on a country you've never been to and yelling at the fuel prices. What excuse are you going to tell your kids?

2026-03-10 09:33:16 CET

A million bucks, or a million blocks first?
Hint: printer is coming.

2026-03-02 22:36:39 CET

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Anita Getcleen?

2026-03-02 22:13:20 CET

The movie "wag the dog" is playing out in real-time.
#nevent1q…ran0

2026-02-28 09:44:39 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…5vvw

2026-02-25 22:10:51 CET

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It's worth $1M for me. Coz sats/cents parity and coz dollars are 🚮, and we all know it's going there soon.

2026-02-25 03:00:43 CET

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My workflow:
zapstore > direct from source > fdroid > aurora store
Always.

2026-02-15 01:03:08 CET

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Indeed: "utility tokens"
The utility is gambling.

2026-02-15 01:01:20 CET

The secret to openclaw functioning is low expectations.
#nevent1q…n5hl

2026-02-15 01:00:03 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…2sxy

2026-02-09 05:05:42 CET

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Bag of poultry mix goes for about A$20.
Usually lasts us 6 weeks.
Dozen eggs per day.

2026-02-09 05:03:40 CET

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Buy grains, ferment with water for 3 days. It extends your feed and helps with the chickens' gut.

2026-02-07 22:29:14 CET

Despite great technological advances and AI improvements, the internet is still a tube filled with cats...
And I'm here for it.
#catstr

2026-02-07 07:55:12 CET

$69,420

2026-02-07 07:53:31 CET

I mine bitcoin and I make copious amounts of beef jerky.
I am yet to combine the two to save power.
Anybody out there wanna share their setup to inspire me.

2026-02-07 07:45:38 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…slgc

2026-02-07 00:28:15 CET

There are still 3 more weeks in Feb.
$200k in play.

2026-02-07 00:15:54 CET

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2026-02-06 06:28:50 CET

Vanity bitcoin addresses make zero sense.
But vanity npubs actually do. Hear me out.
If you expend a half-decent amount of energy to roll an npub that resembles your username, it makes it extremely hard and costly for someone to impersonate you.

2026-02-05 23:40:16 CET

TIL the Australian Stock Exchange opens 15 minutes early for 'privileged' people to place, amend or cancel orders ahead of time.
The fiat game is rigged.
The only way to win is not to play.
Opt out.

2026-02-03 08:22:59 CET

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@nprofile…wywf on Graphene
I've always steered clear of apple products and I don't bother nostr-ing on computers.
But I'm curious to see what clients people use for Linux.

2026-02-03 08:19:40 CET

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Clear data on the app and reload your private key. My only other suggestion

2026-02-03 06:13:05 CET

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I don't have that problem. Are you sure your feed is 'All follows'?
Or maybe your still following hashtags they're using.

2026-02-02 01:17:49 CET

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The only way to truly know what it's like is to solo-mine and hit a block.
I imagine it's kinda like winning the lottery, only you get paid in real money.

2026-01-31 11:16:47 CET

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Any they all needed to be fuckable (fertile and good looking enough to attract a fertile mate)

2026-01-29 23:55:33 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…j4mq

2026-01-27 11:23:31 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…dxgm

2026-01-27 11:09:39 CET

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Very. Turns out the chick he threatened and forcefully tied up in lingerie at the beginning was completely understanding in the end.

2026-01-26 12:12:45 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…59wp

2026-01-26 10:57:08 CET

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Physical delivery must be pretty expensive too.
Scarcity of hard assets becomes jurisdictional scarcity when you factor this in.
IE there's only so much physical gold in the US, and shipping more in will fetch a very high price tag. This doesn't even take into account the complexities of storage.
When you factor this physical friction of movement and storage, it makes very little sense to stockpile gold over bitcoin.

2026-01-26 08:00:38 CET

https://image.nostr.build/a989883ec3f3c3fbb15ba5022bf057f7474498c0125d66bc7a8396f0aff3c89d.jpg
https://media.tenor.com/j9_e0AjYfBsAAAAC/george-costanza-seinfeld.gif

2026-01-26 07:19:20 CET

https://image.nostr.build/76626fb0382870f30d7d6f5546649224433720616dead00a20c81e8810f0a2b8.jpg

2026-01-26 07:12:01 CET

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Gotta tear the borders downs first.
Prolly need to fix the money before that.

2026-01-26 07:09:25 CET

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Dunno. I just block them ASAP before my client crashes.

2026-01-26 07:08:25 CET

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Early days. We learn from being in the sewer. FOSS gets stronger from being attacked. LFG
💪

2026-01-26 06:31:11 CET

So are we all just hitting the block/report button before these fuckers crash our clients?
Are they all from the same relay?

2026-01-25 23:34:57 CET

Today's weather.
Low 12⁰C
High 42⁰C
Wtf, do I live in the fkn desert?

2026-01-24 09:08:36 CET

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Vibe coding is not enough these days.
You need to live stream the code and the moment it actually works.

2026-01-23 04:54:19 CET

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Pretty sure I've bought bitcoin and made a meme whilst pooping.
3 goals, 37 seconds.

2026-01-21 06:50:29 CET

Reinforcements
https://video.nostr.build/b8aa7ff7cbbb8e826f54395257e0d77968b7289192d0512a38b686aef06c1484.mp4

2026-01-16 07:29:04 CET

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What's so great about it?
I tried it and it appears exactly the same.

2026-01-16 06:59:26 CET

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Is it actually any good? I was looking at it for my graphene phone.

2026-01-16 02:03:58 CET

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Soil, climate, cost of doing business. Argentina is Malbec country.
I'm spoilt though, I live in South Australia. The reds here are some of the best in the world.

2026-01-16 01:22:30 CET

I approve
#nevent1q…466q

2026-01-15 23:50:21 CET

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That's like a different country. 😂

2026-01-15 23:47:22 CET

This is why I nostr.
#nevent1q…6x8m

2026-01-15 05:07:49 CET

Anybody in South Australia wanna earn some sats and 3dprint me something.

2026-01-14 07:49:37 CET

It just became apparent to me that some people never ROTE leaned the numbers corresponding to the days of the week and the months of the year.
Like Wednesday and March are always just 3s in my mind.
Surely that's normal, right?
#asknostr

2026-01-14 07:43:58 CET

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Greenly beach on the EP is a hidden gem too.

2026-01-14 07:43:19 CET

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I used to have a beach house there... Before it got all upmarket. 😂

2026-01-12 05:23:11 CET

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Stamp duty

2026-01-10 05:25:42 CET

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In the land of bitcoin, where corn did abound,
I sat with whit, with a book I found.
I read her some Seuss, with his rhymes so fine,
And said "let's clear this warehouse and start to mine".

2026-01-07 08:06:15 CET

DGAF, I'm still mining. 🥵
https://image.nostr.build/5277bcb745be4ddb815aef4eca6c3dd6f22ba94ae5063175d7694c7cee3a6c8e.jpg

2026-01-05 22:14:10 CET

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Yes, but only temporarily, did you not watch Game of Thrones?

2026-01-05 22:12:53 CET

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Valid point, the SSD is the expense at the moment.

2026-01-05 22:00:41 CET

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Where is her voice on AI slop energy usage. 🤔

2026-01-01 22:13:51 CET

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Dolphins are just gay sharks

2026-01-01 00:23:48 CET

https://image.nostr.build/a79b9d27777ab5a2ee98661e4d5dcfbb076091a447aafecc2d124eea7788cb56.jpg
Today is the day, Balrog. Aggressive rosters shall not pass.
#homesteading

2025-12-31 13:09:42 CET

Just made it to the end of the 9:30 fireworks.
Way past my bedtime now.
GN
Happy new year.

2025-12-30 13:26:41 CET

Yes, I've been keeping track since my twitter days.
$15.5T in 6 years - and no slowing down in sight.
For context, assuming an average American earns around $50,000 per year, $15.5 trillion is equivalent to the LIFETIME earnings of about 310 million people.
https://image.nostr.build/0fd824096995be66559e81b7901bd6db7240533c5578724ac18be644ff8ff923.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3eb10d318a1b8a8ffa7938aa604d43ae7fde46d2c8779fd074e3c0fafc1cac13.jpg

2025-12-27 10:30:15 CET

Prediction:
Phone numbers won't exist within 5 years.

2025-12-22 03:46:26 CET

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Congrats on the 3 blocks! Good luck with having kids. 😁

2025-12-22 02:35:52 CET

Make babies. It's easier apparently.
Probability of a sperm reaching the egg: 2.67 × 10^−9
Probability of a single hash finding a block: 1.59 × 10^−21
The probability of a single hash finding a block is approximately 1 in 630 quintillion, while the probability of a sperm reaching the egg is around 1 in 375 million. This means that the chance of a sperm reaching the egg is many orders of magnitude higher than the chance of a single hash finding a block.

2025-12-20 23:42:21 CET

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Cost of labour, energy, production, materials etc all trend to zero.
So why does shit get more expensive?
The only answer is broken money.