🌈Magical Thinking

I'm sorry, but who the fuck wants to see Iraq play soccer with Norway?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/743/826/461/601/424/original/562c747d66941f78.png

2026-06-13 04:58:50 UTC

https://notthebee.com/article/lesbian-couple-moves-to-minneapolis-for-a-fresh-start-immediately-has-moving-truck-stolen

2026-06-13 04:46:36 UTC

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exile would be better than prison.

2026-06-13 04:22:36 UTC

I'm pretty sure that I don't use any product of Elon Musk, how is he so wealthy?

2026-06-12 05:45:48 UTC

I invented a game I call, "5 minutes with NPR."
While I'm driving I will put on the local NPR station and see if I can stand listening to it for 5 minutes.

2026-06-07 03:53:50 UTC

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I'll be honest, none of this ever made any sense to me. Anyone who thinks they are born in the wrong body is the very definition of insane.

2026-06-06 05:23:58 UTC

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2026-06-01 16:44:07 UTC

Never let anyone drag you down.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/06/watch-canadian-ms-now-host-says-he-feels/

2026-06-01 04:17:30 UTC

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We're just a short drive away, come hang out!
https://newengland.com/travel/bostons-revolutionary-year-250-years-from-the-siege-to-the-streets/

2026-05-25 01:47:08 UTC

duel your boss
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2026-05-23 04:59:22 UTC

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Musk working on another baby

2026-05-22 04:11:42 UTC

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2026-05-18 02:31:14 UTC

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I use the redbox tone

2026-05-17 08:00:25 UTC

The tinnitus has evolved into a ringtone

2026-05-17 07:41:03 UTC

I predict the end of the pedal bike in 10 years. Just like the land line phone, the film camera and the typewriter, a technological solution made cheaply and abundantly will make them irrelevant. Ebikes will put regular bikes out of business.

2026-05-17 04:32:19 UTC

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bro, eat a peach in the shower...

2026-05-17 00:24:09 UTC

I stay young by eating animal crackers and apple juice.

2026-05-16 18:24:45 UTC

Kamalas earrings were totally giving her the answers in that debate.

2026-05-16 18:18:14 UTC

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it's not.
antifa are gross pedos.

2026-05-16 18:15:51 UTC

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yuck
antifa total pedos

2026-05-13 08:30:41 UTC

I’ll be amazed if memdani, michelle Wu, or any of these socialist mayors finish their terms in office. Already the budget gaps are in the billions and they aren’t changing their policies.

2026-05-12 17:34:34 UTC

iphone stopped working.
Apples stock must've dipped.

2026-05-12 05:54:07 UTC

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I recommend any young people looking for work take a job in a bakery. I learned all the skills I'll ever need to bake myself happy in only a few short years.

2026-05-12 05:51:07 UTC

I had to make brownies again.
My optimism was buckling under the cynicism.

2026-05-11 03:43:54 UTC

AOC is a joke.
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/05/10/watch-socialist-aoc-claims-her-ambition-is-way-bigger-than-running-for-president/

2026-05-08 17:44:30 UTC

"What about Chicago?" is one of my favorites. It's the conservative go-to for rebuttals about wars and guns and crime, but really, no one fucking cars about Chicago. No one ever will.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/05/wayne-root-youre-upset-about-war-iran-youre/

2026-05-08 08:15:42 UTC

Contains 1% juice

2026-05-08 07:20:05 UTC

hey betty rubble
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2026-05-08 06:55:58 UTC

modern environmentalism is just a ponzi scheme?
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2026/05/07/exclusive-epas-lee-zeldin-wasteful-environmental-justice-schemes-fund-activists-to-train-activists-to-lobby-for-more-funds/

2026-05-03 06:07:17 UTC

https://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/us/mothers-day

2026-05-03 05:49:01 UTC

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If you were going to make a parody of a ghetto airline, it would be this.

2026-05-03 05:45:55 UTC

As I said, "Suicide by cop."
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/05/whcd-shooter-cole-allen-place-suicide-precautions-dc/

2026-05-03 03:38:51 UTC

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I don't see why everyone was so afraid of Iran.
Seem like a bunch of pussies to me.

2026-05-03 03:16:59 UTC

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People with families do.

2026-05-02 23:46:35 UTC

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ok kamala

2026-05-02 23:43:10 UTC

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There isn't any other news.
War of the hoodrats is ubiquitous.

2026-05-02 23:41:21 UTC

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I read other peoples twitter feeds on my pudcast.

2026-05-02 23:34:12 UTC

Be the change you want from this world.
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2026-05-02 23:27:12 UTC

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every cop

2026-05-02 23:24:33 UTC

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John Denver as Luke Skywalker.
https://youtu.be/eSy9lo2Yw80

2026-05-02 23:15:16 UTC

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https://youtu.be/JWsRz3TJDEY

2026-05-02 19:31:06 UTC

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How it feel, m'knight?

2026-05-02 19:28:30 UTC

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I can feel the monkeypox setting in.

2026-05-02 19:26:12 UTC

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don't you get fresh wit me.

2026-05-02 19:21:54 UTC

I got a flat and had to call AAA to change it because the lugs were too rusty to budge.
I'm a little girl now.

2026-05-02 19:19:09 UTC

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2026-05-02 19:15:27 UTC

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to protect their 2SLGBTQQAI+ voters?

2026-05-02 19:09:18 UTC

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oh.
I thought it was a miss piggy and kermit star wars - which would be amazing.

2026-05-02 19:08:38 UTC

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Your singing was a little flat that time. Barry, why don't you play an A for Steve.

2026-05-02 18:54:24 UTC

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star wars muppets?

2026-05-02 06:33:59 UTC

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did you really link a Taylor Lorenz article?

2026-05-02 06:30:15 UTC

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see the Ganges and die.

2026-05-02 06:24:22 UTC

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2026-05-02 06:22:58 UTC

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Let it be so.

2026-05-02 04:41:01 UTC

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black wind, fire and steel... it all makes sense now!

2026-05-02 04:37:15 UTC

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she's gonna run

2026-05-02 04:34:01 UTC

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end daylightsaving

2026-05-02 04:31:27 UTC

in 3 weeks I grew a beard to make the rest look like gramma's bush.
machismo supreme.

2026-05-02 03:50:15 UTC

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Artemis II and the Trump assassination attempts are FAKE tho!

2026-05-02 03:49:00 UTC

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is that from the pill or AIDS?

2026-05-02 03:45:24 UTC

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how did those primitive people manage to pile rocks on top of each other? the answer will surprise you.

2026-05-02 03:43:12 UTC

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extra virgin

2026-05-01 17:49:10 UTC

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Portland, the Detroit of the PNW

2026-05-01 17:43:42 UTC

This story keeps getting weirder.
https://nypost.com/2026/05/01/business/chirayu-rana-former-jpmorgan-banker-at-center-of-completely-fabricated-sex-slave-allegations-against-lorna-hajdini-left-new-job-3-weeks-ago/

2026-05-01 17:41:45 UTC

Happy gay May day y'commie pukes

2026-05-01 17:41:10 UTC

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persevere.

2026-05-01 17:40:21 UTC

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I would totally pay $20 a month for unlimited fires.
God bless America.

2026-05-01 17:39:14 UTC

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dropped it, eh?

2026-05-01 17:38:17 UTC

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that's my man.
🇺🇸

2026-05-01 08:52:34 UTC

The waiter asked if we wanted bread, but brought no bread. Normally I’d ding his tip, since he suggested it in the first place.
This is the dawning of the age of lowered expectations.

2026-05-01 08:50:25 UTC

When i can’t sleep i will imagine a fall from a great height and wake flat on my face like wiley e coyote.

2026-05-01 08:48:57 UTC

Don’t take your guns to Costco, son. Leave your guns at home, bill.

2026-05-01 08:47:28 UTC

People will still listen to kamala harris talk?
Whyyyyyy?!

2026-05-01 04:45:15 UTC

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'float earth'

2026-05-01 02:47:22 UTC

To make prefab homes popular you must first get the wealthy to live in them. What begins as a luxury for the rich becomes a necessity for the poor. Flat screen TVs, cell phones, etc. Thy must start out as a high dollar, scarce resource and then people will want it.
https://www.dwell.com/article/from-the-archive-british-prefab-apartments-744a358d

2026-05-01 02:38:27 UTC

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might only work if he were cut along that sagittal plane.

2026-05-01 02:23:30 UTC

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got home from the fish place, smells like y'mom.

2026-05-01 02:21:19 UTC

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"...but I ain't no dummy."

2026-05-01 02:19:32 UTC

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that's some good out of context posting.

2026-05-01 02:14:13 UTC

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copper based blood is a good start.

2026-05-01 02:10:13 UTC

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that is weird.
I was thinking punk mom is a pretty good mom.

2026-04-30 17:42:10 UTC

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I wish I'd spent more time in the metaverse, I was a fool.

2026-04-30 17:40:54 UTC

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Those laws passed, in the height of the civil rights era, assumes that our current system is still the height of the civil rights era. They should have been dismantled 20 years ago.

2026-04-30 11:17:44 UTC

The birds at the feeder doing influencer shit. “Hi guys, its lit here at the feeder with my squaaaad!”

2026-04-30 11:13:01 UTC

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No one in the usa washes their hands because of the no-touch faucets that never work. Wiping hands on the ass of your jeans suffices.

2026-04-30 11:10:18 UTC

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All liars

2026-04-30 11:09:35 UTC

You’re a pee-on union

2026-04-30 11:03:32 UTC

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Inflation will make us all millionaires soon

2026-04-30 11:00:31 UTC

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That’s painful

2026-04-30 10:58:58 UTC

Peffrey Pepstein