Handsoffmysats

Yo! Watch out for those unadvertised deals when grocery shopping. Scored some marked down ground beef, organic for cheaper than regular, no organic beef. Helped me stay well under my grocery budget for the month. Half of leftover grocery budget buys more sats!

2026-01-25 18:56:04 CET

Such a good day! Stack those SATs while you can.
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2026-01-08 15:20:23 CET

Free: One unemployed, water and ball obsessed Aussie mix who has developed a very unhealthy appetite for my socks. Oy Vey! I've been wondering why I have so many socks are missing all of a sudden. Of course I would not actually give this furry freeloader away yet, but he's pushing it.
https://blossom.primal.net/dad6f71e484e26e9bf6a769843bec39ac9904aafa033e20f8610c7fe9018fc35.jpg

2025-12-28 17:42:09 CET

That pesky hooman needs to go get some more of that chicken and Jollof she brought home. Best chicken ever!
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2025-12-25 13:59:38 CET

Not even the cone could stop our yearly tradition of going to see the Christmas lights. Niko loves them!
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2025-12-24 12:34:43 CET

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Someone else clearly never read the Bible

2025-12-23 23:46:27 CET

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Yeah she is!!

2025-11-30 02:15:44 CET

Wait a gosh doggone minute! I just heard I was supposed to get turkey yesterday. Hooman - where's my turkey? Need to call da cops, the ASPCA, PETA, or somebody. Halp! Niko abuse! Needs new hooman.
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2025-11-25 14:35:52 CET

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Scottie, I don't have thumbs to hold a pencil. I think I'm gonna have to recruit some help!

2025-11-25 01:13:00 CET

Dear Santa, I've been the goodest boy ever! Um, no, no need to verify that with the hooman.
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2025-11-20 03:28:46 CET

The brokest celebrity ever, but the ladies just can't resist the Niko belly. I should start charging for pets.
https://blossom.primal.net/02553b4ce5d365d9c7e836311d0e10fa7315a60035de8fd42e8b1ec7b02cb95c.jpg

2025-11-09 21:29:33 CET

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Thank you for the generous zap!

2025-11-08 14:13:38 CET

How hard are you stacking sats? I fill my days stealing the hoomans phone to give sats away. Sometimes she finds me and takes it, but it's fun while it lasts! She's gotta stack harder, I tell ya'.
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2025-11-01 00:43:31 CET

FREEDOM AT LAST!
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2025-10-31 16:39:21 CET

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Ha ha! That is fantastic. Thank you for being on Niko's team Scottie.

2025-10-31 01:08:42 CET

Oh No.
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2025-10-30 01:00:11 CET

Niko maintains his innocence
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2025-10-29 02:29:31 CET

Apparently paw prints and brown and white fur were found at the scene of the lambchop murder.
https://blossom.primal.net/1ebcf652bfb06d512ffce96b93f8cfd3c7b7efbab222833dc33fc519ca38fce8.jpg

2025-10-25 18:13:07 CEST

I was Framed or I regret Nuffin'! The doggy daycare murder mystery starts Monday. Tune in to find out who the guilty party turns out to be.
https://blossom.primal.net/534adad83e110ac774cdf6e6b8741e6b7d563295fa0dfc76d97c478d2e40b601.jpg

2025-10-24 15:28:22 CEST

Starting the murder mystery at doggy daycare today. Guiltiest looking dog I ever saw 👀
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2025-10-24 08:10:26 CEST

The furry freeloader dropping in to remind you to stack sats on Payday and everyday.
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2025-10-11 19:25:30 CEST

BTC less than 112K again. A great time to smash buy those sats on sale.

2025-10-09 02:00:09 CEST

1 sat will equal $1 before you know it. Load up while you can!

2025-09-27 00:15:01 CEST

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I do not. Just saving myself some money by not eating out

2025-09-27 00:14:14 CEST

Smash buy those sats on payday peeps!
https://blossom.primal.net/7d0dc49ab755f79f13ad90f4a3828762d07896f05f84d757defc40aea08e6f5e.jpg

2025-09-23 04:45:18 CEST

Cooking from scratch to save and stack more sats. Chicken n' dumplins for days!
https://blossom.primal.net/fd648edc4b3093b83a556df3d9f124aca5283ac0d1cde0440be96a42b22b0773.jpg