alexahash
Proof of Woodwork

a Beaver in a Sloth's body.

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2026-07-18 17:16:22 UTC

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Since I don't have twitter, i came across cobalt.tools the other day. Rad interface, rips video and music from some platforms. Just 2 guys. I sent them some btc cause couldn't zap'em

2026-07-17 02:32:56 UTC

These cats are doing it right
https://cobalt.tools/

2026-07-03 17:22:56 UTC

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I would too but it is mainly to onboard people to bitcoin in Venezuela where we are two layers down in the FIAT ponzi scheme, so there is no point getting too technical.
Here the Dictatorship (still in place) forces you to use Bolivares, which inflate roughly 18% in a month. People are more than happy to stack dollars. I want to show them there is a world above the dollar layer, but I need those two bridges in a single easy to use app.

2026-07-03 17:11:45 UTC

Is android software wallet Gem wallet reliable? Is there a better option ghat supports USDT and bitcoin?
#asknostr

2026-07-01 23:30:42 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/74edc6298c7b3dbf84ee3701f5a2a4ba66a0732f95a1f103ccecb99b4f39d43d.jpg

2026-07-01 23:29:18 UTC

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This is so incendiary, imma follow you

2026-06-09 21:43:31 UTC

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I don't get why people complain about nostr not growing and adoption.... I would still be on nostr if it was just a group of 30 people shitposting

2026-06-09 21:10:19 UTC

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Don't waste energy on them! Put it all into the collaboration with Motorola. Looks like governments in europe will make it illegal to even have one of those by the time it's ready to ship

2026-05-13 14:23:20 UTC

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Bending matter to my will, not easy!
https://blossom.primal.net/cc94e5939975e1077fcdfb34fd84deb57f5deafa7c3ef1e4208c270addb9929e.jpg

2026-04-17 18:25:07 UTC

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Do people not know about revanced or newpipe??? I haven't seen an ad in years

2026-04-17 12:23:28 UTC

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Depends on the message attached to the zap

2026-04-10 20:04:39 UTC

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Imagine not remembering how that scene unfolded 🤦🏻‍♂️

2026-04-10 18:56:01 UTC

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If it's so simple, what haven't you done it already?

2026-04-07 17:26:05 UTC

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Your meme output is hitting crazy levels of lazyness

2026-04-02 11:34:52 UTC

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I often think that there will come a time where I am going to tell my kids: "yeah back then, the cypherpunks themselves would zap you and respond to you.." ..."oh by the way, that new bike, that's thanks to a meme I posted at a #memecheckpoint on @nprofile…gxl7

2026-04-02 06:28:39 UTC

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My favorite event in all of Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/1eb499d7af7480d48d9e542ff0c22a93b118163f7aef6437c9e56c8caeab366d.jpg

2026-04-01 22:07:58 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/ba075febfbf395ebe69b90e4596fe975b5d4c5534ef8e3f2cdb1c351fc16b00b.jpg

2026-04-01 09:55:08 UTC

De tal palo, tal astilla.
From such log, such splinter.
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2026-04-01 09:38:29 UTC

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Hey I'm sticking my head out the window and I see no meme checkpoints...

2026-03-31 12:45:36 UTC

Oak and Iroko bookcase with brass support and incorporated lamp.
#brass #craftsmanship #oak #lamp #bookshelves #bookcase
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2026-03-30 15:30:27 UTC

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We have like 12k active users... We are the fan base of a mediocre small city sports team, but that's ok, that's more than enough retards

2026-03-27 20:12:59 UTC

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Also Americans and Europeans looting "third world" countries is what funds the "first world" standard of living

2026-03-26 09:03:49 UTC

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The one in spanish is perfect, apart from "Libro Blanco" which although correct, sounds too odd. i am sure all spanish speaking users find White Paper more relatable.

2026-03-26 07:00:07 UTC

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Just another stepping stone to implement age verification and checkpoint controls on tne web

2026-03-25 08:44:27 UTC

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You vibe coined it 🤣

2026-03-23 21:04:27 UTC

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Reggie Watts

2026-03-23 14:32:46 UTC

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A primitive way to nurture your body

2026-03-21 14:06:46 UTC

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🤣

2026-03-19 11:18:31 UTC

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I would have much rather find the huge black whatsapp guy when I opened the image than that sorry melodramatic weep

2026-03-09 12:20:35 UTC

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UK doing a lot!

2026-03-06 18:26:13 UTC

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You made it look like the exact reason was your junk when you pointed 🤣

2026-03-06 18:23:32 UTC

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Yet another ginormous Ad for bitcoin!

2026-03-01 18:16:02 UTC

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It's actually only the 3 at the bottom from a bunch of different angles

2026-02-20 00:19:25 UTC

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I'm rewatching the WRGMG segment just to laugh 🤣🤣🤣 it's too good

2026-02-07 09:46:06 UTC

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This is so beautiful, a beauty so often overlooked today

2026-02-05 19:42:05 UTC

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Yeah but bitcoin is 50% down 🤣

2026-02-04 23:21:05 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/c1034a890596c3c1ae3cdf316920b1ad8d899676093d94295eeda144a115e55f.jpg

2026-01-29 14:01:02 UTC

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I feel the same way about coffee... It is too damn good to drop it, but it ends up sapping you

2026-01-27 07:45:02 UTC

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Toyotas for south america are still rock solid, specially land cruisers. It is only in the US that they have to put imax theaters, spa heated seats and banana split wifi blenders in them to make them palatable for the market.

2026-01-19 00:17:57 UTC

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That is great! I'll switch for sure.

2026-01-18 21:17:10 UTC

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Ok, let me rephrase my comment:
I'm waiting for Graphene to partner up with a hardware ODM that makes phones repairable and have a useful life of ~7 years.

2026-01-18 19:31:05 UTC

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This is what fairphone aims at, and does it quite well on the hardware level. Too bad that apparently software wise, is no better than a huawei phone from china. (Really bad privacy)
I am waiting for a merger between @nprofile…c5de and Fairphone. Best of both worlds

2026-01-17 18:07:08 UTC

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What device did you install it on?

2026-01-17 09:19:49 UTC

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Hey Gladstein! Is you article "why bitcoin is freedom money" available somewhere other than behind the paywall of the journal of democracy? I wanted to send it to some friends

2026-01-15 13:06:40 UTC

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Forget about the washing.. I want AI to do the folding and put away part.

2026-01-15 12:32:08 UTC

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🤤

2026-01-14 15:15:14 UTC

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✋🏻🪵🪚

2026-01-13 17:39:12 UTC

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Dude your content is so zap worthy, get a wallet!

2026-01-13 17:01:53 UTC

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The only thing I pointed out is that people (deeznuts) are saying things about Venezuela that they know very little about. I never took a stance on whether is right wrong legitimate or illegitimate.
Imagine the hubris if I pretended to know what is going on in your own house. That would make me a fool

2026-01-13 15:30:51 UTC

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You are so triggered, I am going to ZLAP you!!!
Im coining the term. When you get the best of someone in an argument, you should zlap him, which is a gesture of gratitude for the emotional entertainment.

2026-01-13 15:20:59 UTC

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If I was triggered (like you), I would be citing articles and facts to counter your stupidity. That's no fun. I'm limiting myself to highlighting the hubris of people like you who think they understand something they have no direct experience about

2026-01-13 15:14:53 UTC

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If you think taxes pay for freedom in Vzla, you are hopeless, plus now not only you are a fanatic, you are an angry one! 😱

2026-01-13 14:40:33 UTC

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Plus, you are clearly past the point of considering arguments. In the realm of fanatism, I can only wish you luck 🙏🏻

2026-01-13 14:37:28 UTC

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Not an argument at all, just a heads up. Seing how heavily invested you are into it, it would take an unreasonable amount of arguing (of arguments). Not worth my time

2026-01-13 12:31:29 UTC

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The lack of depth in your "knowledge" on this subject and the conviction you are displaying are making you look like a fool. I am Venezuelan and I see so many fallacies and partial framing, I wouldn't even know where to begin...

2026-01-12 11:39:15 UTC

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Don't necessarily like the aesthetics of it but I LOVE the fact that is completely unconventional and adventurous in its nature. Kind of tired of smooth perfect squared architecture where nobody can spill anything

2026-01-11 16:35:33 UTC

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WTF is TFW?

2026-01-10 09:45:34 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsfxgke34ejan9skq9uhwcg29vy99kx23frxgnwzmzrn633hf3ftfccngtju

2026-01-09 19:29:51 UTC

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

2026-01-09 13:38:00 UTC

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I think coffee is so Fiat, short time preference, instant boost of energy while sapping you in the long term. And if you stop quantitative easing, headaches come

2026-01-09 01:28:18 UTC

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Joseph Beuys Statement: "Creativity isn't the monopoly of artists. This is the crucial fact I've come to realise, and this broader concept of creativity is my concept of art. When I say everybody is an artist, I mean everybody can determine the content of life in his particular sphere, whether in painting, music, engineering, caring for the sick, the economy or whatever"

2026-01-08 11:43:47 UTC

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That's a great way of 1. Not answering a simple question I asked and 2. Give thorough proof of how distorted and retarded you vision is. Not worth my time

2026-01-08 10:01:40 UTC

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Have you ever been to Venezuela?

2026-01-07 23:21:50 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1958274a71e3cb80530b174b04f59c7a7183ab157915bc9016a179bd22971d87.jpg

2026-01-07 08:43:49 UTC

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If you really were against evil, you wouldn't know which side to pick in the venezuelan affair

2026-01-07 00:32:38 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/5e9f4141055cf1d70723df7616dabe32a8635d95570eff115296d99893d6b659.jpg

2026-01-07 00:29:08 UTC

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He is neither a leader nor a president.

2026-01-07 00:28:09 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/1958274a71e3cb80530b174b04f59c7a7183ab157915bc9016a179bd22971d87.jpg

2026-01-07 00:25:54 UTC

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Correction, Maduro is no president, never was.

2026-01-06 23:56:26 UTC

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Oh man that's a bummer, but I understand the challenge. To me it is the first instance where AI has changed drammatically how quickly and easily I can illustrate a space or piece of furniture to a client.

2026-01-06 20:53:44 UTC

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Hey Mark, i have a question,
How is Maple doing in terms of image generation? I want to degoogle as much as possible but actually ended up paying for a subscription to gemini exclusively for the ability to create realistic fotos of my future projects (rendering). I was convinced because they allow people to generate a couple of images with their pro model while still in the free plan. Does Maple AI offer this possibility? I would switch, if only I could try it.

2026-01-06 20:51:47 UTC

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How is Maple doing in terms of image generation? I want to degoogle as much as possible but actually ended up paying for a subscription to gemini exclusively for the ability to create realistic fotos of my future projects (rendering). I was convinced because they allow people to generate a couple of images with their pro model while still in the free plan. Does Maple AI offer this possibility? I would switch, if only I could try it.

2026-01-04 09:39:14 UTC

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Uh yes

2026-01-03 15:03:10 UTC

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Of course we are grateful, but Maduro is only the tip of a deep cancer with metastasi all over, so now comes the hard part.

2025-12-28 10:23:17 UTC

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Heyyy when Orion for Android??? Cant wait to flip that switch too

2025-12-26 12:54:09 UTC

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I'm eagerly waiting for what you are working on. It would be nice to address the lifespan of the hardware in some way also. That is one strong point that fairphine has tackled. Not that I would prioritize hardware over software, but still.

2025-12-21 21:49:55 UTC

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https://app.cluborange.org/alexahash

2025-12-20 12:34:16 UTC

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Smart-anything

2025-12-20 12:32:58 UTC

I waited years for a board in one of my pieces to crack to finally sink a butterfly in it 🦋.
For those who don't know, this insert has been used for centuries to keep cracks from expanding further.
#proofofwoodwork #joints #craftsmanship
https://blossom.primal.net/cd96374ea2fcd2e238ba04df629964f2af1e6fcef54c3004d25f9a1e5cfcb834.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/7db09b5be1b1f97c5efbc2e4b827a0d5f9ac87a46a0b23d54a7355efc88c04cd.jpg

2025-12-20 08:00:37 UTC

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Haircuts

2025-12-18 11:58:06 UTC

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Definitely one step at a time is the way to go. Bitcoin will definitely bring back quality to every field and aspect of our lives!

2025-12-18 00:00:17 UTC

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Yeap, I was in a ranty mood earlier. I just feel frustrated that plastics have seeped in every single area of our lives. Now even buildings are required by law (in the EU) to be completely wrapped in plastic, mostly for insulation, and so spaces and buildings don't breathe, as they should, and so should soils. I don't live a plastic free life either. I appreciate that you decided to engage constructively although I came off edgy. No harm intended

2025-12-17 20:40:03 UTC

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I am neither hating nor judging! I was just poking fun at something that i dispise. If you feel judge or hated, it says more about your condition than it does about my intent. And you make it seem as it is either glyphosate or plastic, and no other way in the universe, which is false and misleading way to frame it.

2025-12-17 15:36:13 UTC

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Sometimes it feels like no progress is made, then you see a picture of plants being grown through plastic and realize, wow, not only there is no progress, we are actually going backwards!

2025-12-15 19:31:18 UTC

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Everything AI can't do. The hype could use a little dampener.

2025-12-14 22:01:27 UTC

Oak bookcase in Lisbon with brass book stoppers and bench.
#woodwork #craftsmanship #bench #bookcase
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2025-12-07 13:25:57 UTC

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Definitely

2025-12-04 21:33:53 UTC

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Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional

2025-12-04 00:38:13 UTC

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I don't know which swap service it uses. It arrived!

2025-12-02 22:07:06 UTC

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🙏

2025-12-02 17:08:25 UTC

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😂 I understand where you are coming from, I sometimes feel the same way and I'm an immigrant! (not in Canada fortunately)
At the same time it's naive to think that your standards of living were so good because you were all such nice people.
I am more than happy to shed some light: Canada has been looting Venezuela (my homeland) of Copper and Gold through companies like Crystallex, Gold Reserve Inc and Rusaro mining for decades, knowing fully well that our "government" are just another set or mercenaries that would sell their own mother just to stay in power, while the people in Venezuela eat out of garbage bins.
I would much rather have you shit on our beaches sincerely.

2025-12-02 15:52:23 UTC

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You fail to see how canada has gone into "shit hole" countries and stripped them of their resources. No wonder they then want a piece of the action

2025-12-02 15:18:59 UTC

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In fact I swapped on-chain btc to lightning 26 hours ago and it is still not in my lightning wallet.

2025-12-02 15:15:17 UTC

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So much to larn...

2025-12-02 13:03:28 UTC

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What do you mean it doesn't hold sats in Lightning?