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2026-07-27 02:59:28 UTC

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2026-07-23 16:46:06 UTC

So, this manipulative older boy ensnared one of my daughters into being romantically interested in him. It took about a year of careful maneuvering on my part, but I finally was able to break the spell without any blow back on me. Now my daughter has no romantic interests in him at all and is explaining to me how foolish and immature she was.
Thank God for small miracles.

2026-07-04 18:18:03 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy
It's all through the Studio Ghibli film "Whispers of the Heart." Must be a popular song over there.

2026-06-30 19:51:54 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
He can't even get Congress to pass a friggin' anti-voter fraud act.

2026-06-24 19:33:26 UTC

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@nprofile…pjj0
But right now I can't do a push up without falling on my face.

2026-06-21 02:05:54 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
Wait a minute . . . Psychos . . . Normies . . . Schizos . . . P . . . N . . . S . . .
Is this some kind of subliminal @nprofile…lsen Presidential Campaign?!?!

2026-06-16 23:45:41 UTC

So, I know a guy whose missing his own kids judo tournament in order to compete in some sort of BJJ tournament that's on the same day.
Sorry, but if you ain't a pro-fighter, then martial arts, as a father, is just a hobby. And if you're putting your hobby before supporting your kids, even if the kids are young and the event they're in isn't that big a deal - you've got your priorities totally ass backwards.

2026-06-11 21:43:39 UTC

Master Ken in SUPER slow motion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al8_9IX-pqI

2026-06-11 16:28:51 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
It's like Amazon is only interested in losing money with their Prime Studio.

2026-06-11 02:14:02 UTC

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@nprofile…vpk8
Is that Joy Behar?

2026-06-10 16:06:32 UTC

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@nprofile…vchm
Yes, I honestly didn't know this was a thing. I hope he fully recovers.

2026-06-10 14:38:38 UTC

Wut?
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2026-06-06 01:24:37 UTC

Cow Killer Ant I found in my driveway years ago. Sometimes I wonder how he's doing.
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2026-06-03 00:21:14 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
Because there is so much more variety in cancer than most folks understand, and there is zero percent chance that a large portion of these cancers, being biopsied and studied at the cellular level, are secretly worm eggs and nobody noticed. And while I'm as distrusting of pharmaceutical companies as anyone, to suggest that every cancer researcher is just lying is a bridge too far.
This is Africans-eating-albino-livers-to-protect-from-ebola stupid science.

2026-05-29 02:19:41 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
Is that Thomas Riker singing back up on the transporter pad?

2026-05-28 18:09:04 UTC

American Express is like an IQ test for the admin staff at the doctor's office. At least half the time they don't know that it's a 4 digit security code and the card gets declined.

2026-05-27 18:24:33 UTC

I missed something at some point - what is MAID?

2026-05-26 20:39:41 UTC

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@nprofile…9xnc
They enjoyed Shaolin Soccer - haven't seen Kung Fu Dunk yet. Will add that to the list.
I have "Kung Fu Hustle" lined up for them along with some more Jackie Chan.

2026-05-26 13:19:21 UTC

Iron Monkey is a damn fine Kung Fu flick.
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2026-05-25 20:02:33 UTC

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@nprofile…kml5
Either Windows or Linux. Just not Apple.

2026-05-25 19:37:43 UTC

Anyone have recommendations on simple "slideshow making" software? I know I can make my own show in Davinci Resolve, but I don't really want to spend the time doing all the transitions for each photo. I'm looking for a simple program that will simply take the pictures I want, make a slideshow out of them with basic transitions and perhaps dynamic zoom, and make it exportable in something like an .mp4 format.
Does such a thing exist?

2026-05-24 02:33:33 UTC

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@nprofile…myqm
What's the occasion?

2026-05-23 03:06:14 UTC

The only person keeping "How to lockpick handcuffs" out of your Homeschool curriculum is you.
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2026-05-22 20:14:23 UTC

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@nprofile…7vk8 @nprofile…6gaw
We're at a point in society where someone does something like this in public and nobody cares or is even surprised.

2026-05-18 22:37:18 UTC

I know it's in my mind, but after I pull my PC apart and use compressed air to dust it, it always seems like it's super fast when I put it back together and start using it again.

2026-05-18 17:27:36 UTC

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@nprofile…7pd9
That cost often includes the difficulty, frustration, and time and energy of homeschooling.
But it's absolutely worth it.

2026-05-18 12:57:03 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Two dudes asking two women to give them a seat is pathetic on a level the black guys are unable to comprehend.
The proper response to something like this is to look them in the eyes and say, "I'm racist AF." However, be prepared for them to react violently.
This is one of many reasons I avoid public transportation as much as possible.

2026-05-17 16:18:07 UTC

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@nprofile…a77l
Here's your mucus, Egon.

2026-05-15 11:47:49 UTC

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@nprofile…nqy9
Good to know there's at least one positive aspect to that movie.

2026-05-13 14:59:34 UTC

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@nprofile…2659
It's probably made with glyphosate soaked wheat, anyway.

2026-05-10 19:42:45 UTC

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@nprofile…55ct
Happy birthday!

2026-05-10 16:00:25 UTC

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@nprofile…shev
I like Maker's Mark, although I think Bourbon connoisseurs consider it on the low end.
There actually aren't many Bourbons I've had that I didn't like - that's the thing with a terrible palate - it pretty much all tastes good.

2026-05-10 15:42:30 UTC

I've tried fancy Bourbon. I've tried higher proofs, Buffalo Trace, Wellers, Russels . . .etc.
They're all fine. Nothing bad to say about them.
But my palate for whiskey is terrible. I prefer cheap, garbage Bourbon to any of the fancy stuff.
🤷‍♂️

2026-05-08 03:14:50 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Incidentally, if you've never watched the Hajime No Ippo anime, I recommend it. Weird Japanese dick jokes aside, they modeled Ippo's entire fighting style on Tyson, and it's surprisingly accurate for a cartoon.

2026-05-08 03:14:08 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
At his best, Mike Tyson was a highly skilled and also absurdly powerful boxer. He's remembered for his first round, just over a minute KOs, but in his prime the man knew how to box.

2026-05-07 02:06:10 UTC

8-year-old: Dad, I can't finish this taco, do you want the rest of it.
Me: Sure. [Eats taco]
8-year-old: Also, Dad, my stomach has been really hurting this morning and I don't feel very good.
Dad: Next time, say this part first.
8-year-old: Oh. Okay.

2026-05-04 20:04:32 UTC

Just for the record, I don't know what this is a picture of, but that's not a US warship.
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2026-05-01 22:30:16 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz @nprofile…zm7x
See, I'm not racist. I hate these white jackasses behaving like this in public just as much as I hate the black chimp outs.

2026-04-28 04:32:21 UTC

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@nprofile…c965
It's really wild. I had no idea this was a thing!
@nprofile…ru3j

2026-04-27 20:34:38 UTC

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@nprofile…ru3j
WTF?!?!?!

2026-04-25 23:48:07 UTC

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@nprofile…g5vw
Impressive. I think this would be harder for me than giving up alcohol.

2026-04-22 10:36:31 UTC

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@nprofile…d3qt @nprofile…f95v
Virginia is a lost cause. There's enough fraud in the Northern Virginia counties and Richmond to rival California & Minnesota, and the local GOP is as useless as clogged up shitter in a Taco Bell bathroom.

2026-04-21 19:06:27 UTC

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@nprofile…ehdf @nprofile…zm7x
I've only known one Chad in real life, and that was in college.
Is Chad short for something? It's kind of a weird name now that I think about it.

2026-04-21 18:01:48 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
Jennifer must be on the girls list. I knew so many Jennifers growing up. I can't think of a single younger person I've run into named Jennifer.

2026-04-18 20:56:08 UTC

I ran into a kid who misspelled Autocorrect in an email as Otto Correct, which is funny because Autocorrect didn't catch it and now every time I think of Autocorrect I think of some little German guy in the computer named Otto working to change letters around and put red scribbles under words.

2026-04-18 12:37:11 UTC

So I try out an AI model to remove watermark from a video. It only does 5 seconds at a time. I ask the AI chat, "is there a way to remove watermark for videos longer than 5 seconds?" It tells me the free tool only does 5 secs, but if I sign up for the Pro plan I'll have access to the tool that can process longer videos. I sign up for pro, the tool says I an only do 5 secs. I ask the chat what's going on? It tells me I can just break the video into smaller 4 second segments.
I still hate AI.

2026-04-17 19:04:02 UTC

Lena Horne had an impressive array of teeth.
Also . . . she's considered a black actress / singer? Go figure. . . .
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2026-04-16 18:59:41 UTC

Surely this is a horror movie waiting to happen.
https://inspiringdesigns.net/hugging-caterpillar-sleeping-bags/

2026-04-16 13:02:04 UTC

Making my way through Point Break and remembering when Hollywood tried to make Lori Petty a thing. Not sure what they were thinking.
Also, Johnny Utah has to be the world's worst FBI agent.

2026-04-15 20:11:26 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
Banana Peppers.

2026-04-15 20:11:16 UTC

I'm on a never-ending quest to find my kids' medical records which have been swallowed up into a big healthcare conglomerate which bought up our old pediatrician.
I've been trying to get these records since February 2nd.
The guy I'm on the phone with now sounds like Peter Lorre. So I guess that's at least one good thing about this debacle.
I hate the healthcare industry.

2026-04-15 16:58:05 UTC

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@nprofile…07t3
Technically, the requirement to do some form of penance every Friday is still in force, only none of the V2 bishops care. My kids and I still do meatless Fridays all year, because that's as good a form of penance as anything else.
Notable Exceptions: Friday after Easter and the Friday after Thanksgiving (Pius XII gave Americans a special indult so they could eat up their leftover turkey).
@nprofile…dlsx

2026-04-15 15:56:46 UTC

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@nprofile…7ypj
What's the difference between embryo selection and raising a bunch of kids and then just killing off the ones you don't want (IQ too low, has peanut allergies, wrong eye color, wrong sex . . .etc.)? So long as it's done before a certain age, like 5-years-old, would that be morally acceptable?

2026-04-15 15:29:27 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Again, jail is not an appropriate punishment. This idiot, through lack of self control and self centeredness, did real harm to all of his coworkers, caused millions in property damage, required at least 175 to put their lives at risk, and might create an economic ripple that could impact millions.
He's forfeited the right to be a part of society. This is a death penalty case.

2026-04-15 15:26:50 UTC

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@nprofile…sznm
The Women's Matrix is even more accurate than the Men's Matrix!

2026-04-14 14:46:09 UTC

In a strategic policy meeting. They just give a report to specifically talk about how the recent testing of AI tools revealed it was often inaccurate and wrong. To which the Senior Executive follows up with, "But please don't let this deter you from using our AI tools and integrating them into your workflow."
Some days the stupid is so stupid.

2026-04-14 14:10:44 UTC

Having a Senior Executive who thinks he's your buddy-buddy is pretty awful. The dude literally just said, "I'm not worried about the mission, I'm worried about taking care of you all."
If you're not worried about the mission, what the hell are you doing in charge?

2026-04-14 01:51:57 UTC

I'm at the point where I believe using the word "psyop" is lame and gay.

2026-04-11 11:35:32 UTC

Not only is the Trump administration openly talking about drafting men to fight the stupid Iran war, they even had the foresight to wait until Canada turned itself into a Marxist hell hole run by Muslims, Indians, and MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ so that there's nowhere to go to dodge the draft.
There are some days I really, sincerely hate the timeline I'm stuck in.

2026-04-09 14:06:07 UTC

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@nprofile…aamy
Far out.

2026-04-08 16:54:10 UTC

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@nprofile…xrfj
The Trump Derangement Crowd is so unhinged they would literally prefer nuclear war if it made Trump look bad. And I'm not exaggerating. Their hatred of Trump is the ONLY principle in their entire reality.

2026-04-07 14:51:53 UTC

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@nprofile…p4t6
The man must have taken an epic piss that day.

2026-04-07 13:56:39 UTC

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@nprofile…a77l
Huh. Never even heard of that one. Now I want to see Walter White as "Colt Arrow"! 😆

2026-04-07 13:14:34 UTC

I had forgotten that Hank Schrader spent his early years honing his police skills working alongside Murtaugh & Riggs in Lethal Weapon 2.
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2026-04-07 12:43:58 UTC

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@nprofile…xrfj
Anyone who legitimately thought even for a micro-second that Spanberger was a moderate or would govern as a moderate is too stupid to ever be allowed to vote in anything ever again for the rest of their lives. Their children, if they have any, should also be forbidden from voting for the rest of their lives.

2026-04-07 03:11:56 UTC

Some of this year's Easter Butterflies. . . .
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2026-02-18 03:57:01 UTC

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@nprofile…l4kz
Satya Nadella has done what some thought impossible. He's made Steve Ballmer look like a freakin' genius.

2026-02-18 03:37:53 UTC

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@nprofile…whfu
At least the day is over.

2026-02-17 19:52:40 UTC

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@nprofile…kgul
I didn't realize possums had moved into pet territory.

2026-02-17 03:51:13 UTC

Tonight's Birthday Cake topper was a dog, but I themed it after the Mask movie the kids have been going on and on about ever since we watched it. I made a Mask for the dog out of play dough. It turned out pretty good.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/083/933/820/314/838/original/6b8a80bcc9812088.png
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2026-02-15 11:13:50 UTC

I was recommending the "snot sucker" to new parents long before it became popular. It's really a shame that the company decided to go this direction. Who on earth except for a degenerate idiot would think "sexualizing one's interactions with an infant is the way to sell our product"?
Some of this stuff is really perverted to an unthinkable degree. I won't be buying any of their products for expecting moms again.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/02/just-tip-frida-baby-faces-explosive-boycott-scandal/

2026-02-15 03:36:18 UTC

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@nprofile…q09u
Home looks like No Beer and No TV made him something something. . .

2026-02-15 03:32:19 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
Don't get that glacier sauce on me. I don't like the way it tastes with my chicken wings.

2026-02-14 00:51:18 UTC

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@nprofile…zm7x
OJ kidnapped Nancy Guthrie?!?

2026-02-13 22:17:55 UTC

Happy Friday the 13th. Spider-Man vs. Jason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyFrGPgMrpM

2026-02-13 22:14:30 UTC

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@nprofile…fttt
Yes, I'm not SSPX either, but I hope they receive a new bishop(s) and reconciliation without being forced to compromise on their position. After seeing how some bishops have abused good Catholics who only want to celebrate the liturgical Tradition of the Church, I completely understand the need to have Traditionalist bishops who can provide top cover against those progressive misanthropes.
And sorry about your bishop. You currently have one of the absolute worst.
@nprofile…dlsx

2026-02-13 20:31:07 UTC

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@nprofile…dlsx
It is foreign to those of us who grew up after V2. But that's sort of the problem. It SHOULDN'T be foreign to us. It's literally our own heritage and tradition. If you look around online, you can find episode 2 of "Mass of the Ages" which goes through the process and all the changes they made to the Mass "in the name of Vatican 2" often against the actual written documents of V2. It's eye opening to say the least.

2026-02-12 20:54:15 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
They removed the video to replace it with the Biscuit Song. That's the new Rick Roll going forward.
@nprofile…z99d @nprofile…l4kz

2026-02-12 20:16:02 UTC

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@nprofile…hqna
They definitely don't taste nearly as good as they used to.

2026-02-12 19:10:05 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
I should add, I didn't watch it. I've never watched any Super Bowl Halftime show that I'm aware of. I just remember the headlines from that one incident.

2026-02-12 19:09:29 UTC

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@nprofile…d3nc
The only thing I remember about any Super Bowl Halftime show ever is that there was one where someone, Justin Timberlake maybe?, pulled off Janet Jacksons top and there was a big kerfluffle about her nipple showing.
Seems pretty tame compared to where we are now.

2026-02-11 15:42:12 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
That looks like an awesome Halloween costume.

2026-02-11 03:17:23 UTC

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@nprofile…ru3j
WTF? I feel like I'm on drugs.

2026-02-11 03:11:04 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
Dude, stop posting pictures of me.

2026-02-11 03:08:56 UTC

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@nprofile…w4wg
This might actually be my origin story.

2026-02-11 00:38:34 UTC

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@nprofile…6449
A reason to get more sand?

2026-02-11 00:35:17 UTC

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@nprofile…6449
Barely a start? Toxic pollution? Artificial whale shit? The Great Barrier of Queefs?

2026-02-11 00:33:33 UTC

Hey, wasn't there something in some Epstein file about Stephen Hawkings watching midgets wrestles or something? Did any more of that news leak out?
Because that's just so crazy I can't help but be curious.

2026-02-11 00:31:36 UTC

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@nprofile…z7z2
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/049/175/860/564/876/original/b83a331ba1ab04d2.png

2026-02-11 00:30:51 UTC

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@nprofile…a77l
It definitely sounds like a club full of absolute wankers.

2026-02-11 00:30:09 UTC

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@nprofile…q09u
Mouthwatering!

2026-02-11 00:28:21 UTC

No offense meant to anyone here who might be a lawyer . . . but I truly, sincerely, and with the deep fibers of my very existence truly despite lawyers at this point in my life.

2026-02-10 21:48:57 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
Why is this a 40 minute long video of this asshat just standing there like an unsociable moron? This YouTube channel needs to "sum up" a lot more.

2026-02-10 21:41:53 UTC

As dumb as this idea is, they would get one bonus point if they included a sequence where someone runs the ball back the entire length of the field by doing a zig zag pattern.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/048/508/467/600/188/original/cacdaecbddb6c2ae.png

2026-02-10 19:18:21 UTC

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@nprofile…lsen
That's him sorted.

2026-02-10 18:08:44 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z

2026-02-10 17:59:11 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
I thought the person was going to lose a thumb.

2026-02-10 17:21:36 UTC

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@nprofile…7r0z
Not even ThunderCats?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/047/484/765/986/408/original/9bd3c085f3f664dc.mp4

2026-02-10 17:20:09 UTC

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9t2SGndiHfE

2026-02-10 17:14:48 UTC

Greg Kinnear is an underrated actor.
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