Bitcrazy

🎉 CHAMACITOS, CHAMACITAS!!
NO SERVER! NO HTTPS/API CALLS! COMPLETELY PRIVATE TRADES, TRADE ANYTHING, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ON ANY DEVICE, FOREVER AND ANONYMOUSLY. THIS…IS UNSTOPPABLE CODE! 🏄‍♂️🥳
https://blossom.primal.net/38bd4eaac4c12d0894f06f9e0d198576933da109504c25f317aa993997c467fc.mov

2026-04-16 19:43:58 CEST

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I haven't watched in a very long time but what happened?

2026-04-10 00:36:49 CEST

I always think I'm a normal user but maybe I'm not so normal.. There's nothing "normal" about me.

2026-04-04 19:02:33 CEST

Play stupid fiat games, win STUPID FIAT PRICES. ⛽️
https://blossom.primal.net/20eceb864d2f6fb8bd93bb14df8e10f1ce414397618687049858d118c2233048.jpg

2026-04-03 04:35:24 CEST

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This is ABSOLUTELY 💯 TRUE. Few..

2026-04-01 23:58:36 CEST

💨⏩From zero to Bitcoin marketplace in 30 seconds.⏩🤯
No account. No email. No KYC. No seed phrase to write down.
Watch: one link → @npub1uq7…u0c2 installed → federation joined → wallet ready → two communities loaded → SatoshiMarket open → ready to pay bills, trade sats, buy anything.
30 seconds. I timed it. You can probably do it in 15.
This is what onboarding looks like when you stop asking people to understand Bitcoin and just let them use it.
One link. One tap. You’re in.
https://satoshimarket.app ⚡🧾
#bitcoin #ecash #fedimint
https://blossom.primal.net/88321985a9a805f8a850921a75fa6a0b4e8116438a08598fbacde9c3f4d6b599.mp4

2026-04-01 03:55:58 CEST

Uh uuuuhhh.. 😯😱😉😁
What do we have here! Keet and @nprofile…nsuz integration?! ✨
"To P2P, or not to P2P. That is the question." ❓❔🦜x🥜
#keet #fedimint #bitcoin #ecash
https://blossom.primal.net/3052f5a2ae8a09ec64bf289ed763254812b2a99c9f9966c918f45027ba772892.jpg

2026-03-30 22:32:08 CEST

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ON THE MONEY! 🎯

2026-03-29 17:53:07 CEST

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Ooos. I’m blind forgive me. I’ll go visit and DM you!

2026-03-29 17:52:26 CEST

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That is so cool you can really tell it’s handmade. You have a website ?

2026-03-29 09:19:00 CEST

Just shipped Bill Pay on SatoshiMarket.
The idea is simple: you have sats but need your electricity bill paid. Lock your sats in escrow, post the bill details, and a community member pays it with fiat. They show proof, you confirm, they get your sats. Done.
Why this matters for the global south: millions of people earn Bitcoin but still need to pay bills in local currency. No off-ramp needed. No exchange. Just your community.
What shipped today:
Bill Pay with 2-of-3 escrow protection across all subdomains. 19 payment methods including M-Pesa, MTN MoMo, Wave, OPay, Cash App, Zelle, Revolut, PIX, UPI, and more. Premium rates so volunteers earn extra sats for helping. Fiat currency selection. Auto-broadcasts to community rooms when new bills are posted. Federation-gated VIP listings. Orders auto-refresh every 30 seconds. Restock notifications.
100+ improvements shipped across 8 sessions. Non-custodial. Community-governed. Built for communities that take care of each other.
satoshimarket.app ⚡🧾

2026-03-28 17:57:42 CET

🚀 Hey guys! I just created a Bill Pay Feature powered by the Community.
Here's how Bill Pay works on SatoshiMarket:
1. Someone posts a bill they need paid (electricity, internet, phone, etc.) and locks their sats in escrow
2. You see the listing, check the bill details, and if you have fiat to spare — you accept the trade
3. You pay the bill using whatever method works (M-Pesa, bank transfer, Cashapp, etc.)
4. Share proof of payment in the trade
5. Both of you confirm, the sats are released to your wallet instantly
It's basically: you pay someone's bill with fiat, they pay you in Bitcoin. Everyone wins. The escrow protects both sides — nobody can cheat.
Try it out! 🧾⚡"

2026-03-28 15:38:14 CET

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This is SO true. 🤣🤣

2026-03-28 03:18:44 CET

SatoshiMarket just shipped client-side Shamir Secret Sharing for our Escrow 🔐.
✂️ Your sats are split into 3 encrypted shares before leaving your device. The server never sees your full ecash notes. 2-of-3 participants must cooperate to release funds. The server operator mathematically cannot touch your sats.
⚡️Also shipped:
- Federation-scoped VIP listings with ecash probe verification,
- 5-tier trust-based lending levels,
- community arbiter recruitment,
- FAQ,
- light mode,
- and automatic listing broadcasts to your Fedi community rooms.
90+ improvements across the board in less than a week. Non-custodial. Community-governed. Built on Fedimint + Nostr.
https://satoshimarket.app

2026-03-27 19:31:21 CET

🤯 Escrow notes are now split client-side using Shamir Secret Sharing. The server never handles your full ecash notes. ⚡️✨🥳
NIP-44 encryption coming soon for full cryptographic non-custody.

2026-03-26 17:10:04 CET

Anyone else is building on top of privacy technologies? It feels lonely here...
#privacytech #privacy #bitcoin #ecash

2026-03-26 04:22:38 CET

Why Primal, Yaki and even Nostrudel are not the best on a simple mobile browser?
No love for PWAs? 🤔👀
I see a problem. I also see a solution. 🧪🥼📱

2026-03-26 04:19:59 CET

I reported all the bugs I've seen to Fedi. Happy to tackle them ensemble. 🥼🧪
The iOS Federation picker glitch is extremely important to resolve, at least for me.

2026-03-25 02:08:10 CET

Lending is something that I've always felt passionate about, when it comes to disempowered communities.
I believe there are people of good faith everywhere, we just have to unite them.

2026-03-24 13:15:26 CET

"I am proud of you, son/daughter".
When/If your dad ever tell you this sentence, whatever your age, it'll change your life FOREVER ❤️.
I repeat, F. O. R. E. V. E. R. ⭐

2026-03-24 04:23:33 CET

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I love this story! (I also love the music. I hope to find it in Wavelake.) ✨🙌🏾

2026-03-24 04:19:59 CET

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Profile, DMs and profile switcher (hold), and settings. There's already a floating create post.

2026-03-22 22:15:32 CET

I wish you a very productive Sunday.

2026-03-21 21:15:00 CET

It’s so funny because I built this tool for myself, out of HEAVY frustration 🥵😤for not being able to send money to my own mother in another country…
All I need is to connect with an army of people who have the same problem. Do you struggle too? 👀🤔
https://blossom.primal.net/69c5156b115fab7818813afdd9a7cc46d2cee8a08ef0c374efb11556caecefbc.png

2026-03-20 13:42:59 CET

4 taps. Zero registration. You're trading #bitcoin safely.
https://blossom.primal.net/79e66dc9d25518e0ceb57380f1068a84b200fd4e0cd9b5492e0db6d23fbe7739.png

2026-03-19 23:05:57 CET

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OH. MY. God... IF THIS IS REAL, I know a few wallets that probably won't detach from the mess.

2026-03-19 23:02:30 CET

The world is turning into a much better place, faster than people think. It's way easier to believe once you turn your TV off...

2026-03-16 21:44:31 CET

Amazing episode by @nprofile…5tgn
https://fountain.fm/episode/XZwfb9vLLAPimDZEJRuN

2026-03-12 07:08:33 CET

🥳Historic breakthrough (v2.20.x):🥳
- Fedimint WASM SDK running in browser ✅
- Full e-cash cycle TESTED and PROVEN (spendNotes → parseNotes → cancel) ✅
- Discovered fediInternal.generateEcash({amount}) + receiveEcash(notes) ✅
- Pure e-cash escrow working end-to-end — no Lightning needed ✅

2026-03-09 06:06:16 CET

Why is it so hard to support NIP-17 for Nostr Clients?

2026-02-26 21:05:41 CET

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ABSOLUTELY 💯!! Live peacefully my brother 🙏🏾!

2026-02-24 01:20:23 CET

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You got it! 🫱🏿‍🫲🏽💯

2026-02-23 23:32:01 CET

🟠🔐 What if you could trade with anyone on earth — and never worry about getting scammed?
Introducing Satoshi Market — the first Bitcoin-native escrow system built on Multisig 2-of-3, powered by the @nprofile…nsuz Community.
Here's how it works:
🔑 You hold a key
🔑 The other party holds a key
🔑 A trusted Fedi community member holds the third
Funds move only when 2 of 3 agree. No single person can steal. No corporation controls your money. No centralized platform deciding who gets paid.
This is what trustless peer-to-peer commerce actually looks like.
🧠 If you're new to Bitcoin — this means you can buy, sell, or trade with a complete stranger and your money is locked and protected until both sides are happy. Think of it like an escrow agent, except there's no bank, no company, and no one can run off with your funds.
⚡ If you're a Bitcoin OG — you already know how powerful multisig is. Now imagine it as a service layer anyone can use for any peer-to-peer trade. We just made it dead simple.
🫂 If you're in a Fedi community — YOUR community is the trust layer. Your reputation, your people, your keys. This is community-powered commerce and it's never been done like this before.
This isn't a marketplace (yet 👀). This is the foundation — the engine of trust that makes every future peer-to-peer transaction possible.
Marketplace coming soon. But the escrow? It's live. Right now.
🔗 satoshimarket.app
Have you ever seen anything like this? Be honest 👇
#Bitcoin #Multisig #Escrow #Fedi #Fedimint #PeerToPeer #TrustlessCommerce #SatoshiMarket #CircularEconomy #BuildOnBitcoin

2026-02-18 00:13:48 CET

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THIS HIT HOME FOR ME!
https://fountain.fm/episode/u3IM02oGWXhPNQRDKkcC
#nevent1q…lp9u

2026-02-16 13:29:30 CET

Let me introduce y'all to Opus 4.6, my new best AI friend.

2026-02-15 17:57:38 CET

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So true 😅🤣

2026-02-14 05:41:48 CET

WHO DID THIS? 🤣🤣 https://v.nostr.build/VPDoDLdnaHZtKqaW.mp4

2026-02-14 00:00:13 CET

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Totally agree! 💯

2026-02-11 02:47:36 CET

A lot of people know very well how to do their job. However they never thought about doing their job, ON THEMSELVES.
Let's say you're excellent at Payroll. You can pay other people, but in no way shape or form, you'll automatically know how to pay yourself. Strange isn't it?

2026-02-01 10:04:30 CET

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The link doesn't work on my side.

2026-02-01 10:01:45 CET

I'm running BIP-110 on my node, obviously.
Tone Vays, sorry but not sorry.

2026-02-01 03:49:13 CET

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Now they bury Kate the doctor but they didn't bury Obi... 😞

2026-02-01 03:31:52 CET

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Why Obi had to die, is ridiculous. He could have been taking them to a super secret place of his, so the viewer can learn about Nigerian cuisine or something.
Ric Roman had no idea about what to do there… 😪

2026-02-01 03:06:27 CET

I'm watching Greenland 2: Migration, and funny enough there's a guy named Obi from Nigeria who moved to England as a child, similar story to @nprofile…dgzw.
Gerard Butler didn't think too hard to make a Part 2.. did he? It's extremely hard to make a Part 2 of a good movie.
https://i.nostr.build/gFeacYqJqxT9GVpO.jpg

2026-01-31 19:30:47 CET

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🤣🤣🤣

2026-01-31 10:13:27 CET

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😆 Can the payment experience be ANY easier than that, like ever? They nailed it! 👏🏾👌🏾

2026-01-31 10:08:08 CET

🚀 Join me as I explore @nprofile…3uh5 Mini Apps – revolutionizing the way we use money, interact in communities, and manage our digital lives!
👉📱3 real-world use cases to convince you to switch.
#Fedi #MiniApps #BitcoinLife
https://v.nostr.build/fxsOBfsZoFNiKHIe.mp4

2026-01-27 09:31:34 CET

Very surprising! #nevent1q…ux9t

2026-01-27 06:14:44 CET

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Yup same! I feel like we all saw that coming especially after the new UI revamp

2026-01-26 15:31:20 CET

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Dang 😮 there's no way that's Jean Paul! ! Wow

2026-01-26 03:42:10 CET

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That was a fantastic movie! I watched it as well. My wife quit on it midway when she saw the zombies… 😌
#nevent1q…wx6l

2026-01-26 03:38:04 CET

🗓️ Tomorrow is Monday. I need to review my approach to managing my schedule.
My time and energy is precious and I need to value it more.😌

2026-01-26 03:33:44 CET

@nprofile…clur to me, is literally a private 🔑 with an invisible passphrase, except the passphrase is …your Federated Community.
Only you, control the unique access to your Federated Community: the passphrase that you don’t need to save anywhere.

2026-01-24 02:20:04 CET

Today was Day 4 (out of 4) of our @nprofile…0es3 2-Week Seminar!
One word: FANTASTIC! 💥🔥

2026-01-24 02:15:49 CET

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@nprofile…8ren is my environment 🔥

2026-01-23 01:29:36 CET

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I know now that I read this post alone.. I was watching a soccer game about the African Cup of Nations. It was nuts!

2026-01-23 01:28:21 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/2335af37d6e262a8c41edbdd1017581ca5dda6c3cb5b14ee30edb62aa443968f.gif

2026-01-20 10:11:15 CET

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That was pure 🔥! Let's finish strong on Friday 💪🏾!!!

2026-01-19 04:58:35 CET

We often take connectivity for granted, but what happens when the internet goes down or you're in an area with zero signal? 🚫📶
I just uploaded a new video exploring how @nprofile…3uh5 is solving this with offline payments. It’s fascinating to see how technology can bridge the gap for financial inclusion, allowing communities to transact freely regardless of their connection status.
#Fedi #Bitcoin #FinancialInclusion #TechInnovation #OfflinePayments
Check out the full breakdown here!👇
https://v.nostr.build/YmAPgNy2oEHrGdLM.mp4

2026-01-18 22:31:18 CET

This game is crazy.

2026-01-18 22:24:05 CET

WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP!!!! 🔥🇸🇳

2026-01-18 18:33:26 CET

@nprofile…x3vn is providing services to Tanzanians that are absolutely unmatched.
More to come soon!🤓⚡🥸 #ProofOfWorkOverProofOfTalk

2026-01-18 02:00:47 CET

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That's amazing 🤩!!! 🔥🔥

2026-01-17 19:25:59 CET

Congratulations to Nigeria 🇳🇬 for the 3rd place at the CAN! ⚽️🍾🎉🎈
https://blossom.primal.net/9426dffb7c996f489f8e6b1d9a69cfd01bcbe61529b3ee9acc0fca7a5eed824a.jpg

2026-01-17 03:06:42 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/3fa7f2bf58eaaed9bc3955629132c1c9b3810c2c2af5fe1009563419bd060de8.png

2026-01-17 01:05:11 CET

Let's be real: If you love fiat money, ANY Bitcoin wallet is absolutely useless to you right now.
BUT if you love FREEDOM MONEY ⛓️‍💥, @nprofile…nsuz will accompany you in your journey very nicely.

2026-01-16 05:38:34 CET

Discover how to use @nprofile…3uh5 Offline Payments to send and receive Bitcoin Ecash completely offline using QR codes.
In this video, I walk you through:
- How offline sending works: creating and showing a QR code that contains a payment
- How offline receiving works: scanning and redeeming a QR code payment later when you’re back online
You’ll see:
- A step-by-step demo of **sending Bitcoin ecash offline via QR code**
- A step-by-step demo of **receiving Bitcoin ecash offline via QR code**
- What happens once you reconnect to the internet and how the balance updates
Use this video if you want:
- A way to **transact Bitcoin without always being online**
- Simple, cash-like payments with **fast, QR-based transfers**
- A backup payment method for low-connectivity situations
Have questions about offline ecash or Fedi? Drop them in the comments and I’ll do my best to help.
Here's a link to our Fedi Community:
fedi:community210v3xzat5dphhyhmsw43xketeygazyv33vvmnzvmxx5unqwpkxdnxxvfs893rjwfcvsukxcmzxsmkxcnyvf3kywpnxscxzdnyxq6rvcmpxuengvp4xdsn2wfcvymrgvpexesjytpzvdhk6mt4de5hg72lw46kjezldpjhsg36yfskyephv5cnqwpjvdnrqenrxpnrxvmrxs6nscfkxymnvdrpv4jngwpjvdskgce3xy6nvdf5vfjxyef4x9jrvceevejrvcenxcekydtrygkzyer9vde8jur5d9hkuhmtv4ujyw3zvymkvmr0gcu4wuth2eh9zkr9vdc8z3m4w4m56v60w3j9zwrpxdvhw3n9ga3kwcfcgc4kk0fz05fkv4p3
Feel free to join our Bitcoin Group as well, and see where we hang out:
fedi:room:!kENaQZKCKhRhawCjxf:m1.8fa.in:::
https://v.nostr.build/eY73SsPHY61eQtMu.mp4

2026-01-14 21:19:02 CET

I trust Bitcoin more than I trust anything we mistakenly call "money". https://i.nostr.build/qGNhSmcfVHtZRH0p.gif

2026-01-11 10:35:50 CET

Salut les amis, dans cette vidéo, je te fais découvrir en détail toutes les fonctionnalités de Fedi Chat, de la simple discussion privée aux usages les plus avancés.
Au programme :
- DMs : comment envoyer des messages privés, gérer tes conversations et rester en contact facilement
- Groupes publics : rejoindre, participer et profiter des communautés ouvertes
- Groupes privés : créer des espaces sécurisés, inviter des membres et contrôler qui voit quoi
- Paiements Bitcoin intégrés : envoyer et recevoir des paiements directement dans le chat, sans quitter l’application
- Astuces pratiques : comment bloquer quelqu’un, gérer les utilisateurs indésirables et protéger ton expérience
- Recherche avancée : retrouver d’anciens messages au milieu de nombreuses discussions, sans y passer des heures
Que tu sois nouveau sur Fedi ou que tu l’utilises déjà, cette vidéo te montre concrètement comment tirer le maximum de Fedi Chat, étape par étape.
[visible parfaitement sur mobile📱]
https://v.nostr.build/R5cBQNcy33fP09cq.mp4

2026-01-09 03:11:20 CET

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credits: https://youtu.be/1ZYbU82GVz4

2026-01-08 19:55:45 CET

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https://youtu.be/rd0DlS_qygI?si=3AvzcPimA9wbJRkQ

2026-01-08 19:54:53 CET

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsthejv6ejz04myaj4lahe6qkckaelknxnq0hpx3ftdj4ffzs7h8mcw5ye0k

2026-01-08 19:30:55 CET

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Phoenixd on your VPS

2026-01-08 08:10:41 CET

Jeez! 🤯 Where have you been all my life? This is amazing! You have yourself a customer.
#nevent1q…7ert

2026-01-08 07:38:25 CET

@nprofile…3uh5 Chat isn’t just another messaging feature—it’s where conversations and money flow together.
In this video, we’ll walk you through how to use Fedi’s Chat:
- Start public discussions with your community
- Create private group chats for focused conversations
- Slide into DMs for one-on-one chats
- And the best part: send sats directly inside any chat
If WhatsApp and Mobile Money had a baby, it would look a lot like Fedi Chat. Watch to see how it works and how to make your everyday conversations faster, more private, and powered by sats.
https://v.nostr.build/n6LxSUUaPFvLoK3A.mp4

2026-01-07 11:46:47 CET

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Worse, sucks it’s KYC!

2026-01-07 11:45:04 CET

Incoming video about @nprofile…l3de Chat Features! 🤗

2026-01-07 11:43:39 CET

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But but..e-cash is faster.

2026-01-07 11:42:57 CET

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I’m forced to agree with that statement as I tested it yesterday actually

2026-01-06 05:01:18 CET

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Well said! 😍

2026-01-06 04:59:16 CET

I have never felt so proud of myself. Ever.

2026-01-05 02:34:56 CET

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ahem. that part 👀☝🏾

2026-01-05 02:29:58 CET

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yup 👍🏾

2026-01-05 02:29:23 CET

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I feel like this is true and underrated.

2026-01-03 08:58:45 CET

Happy Genesis Block Day you crazy anarchists! 🎉

2026-01-03 03:03:31 CET

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Never heard of Tea aka, but I've heard of Bitcoin Travel.

2026-01-03 03:00:33 CET

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Tony Hawks! #classic !!! 💥💯

2026-01-03 00:26:45 CET

That's facts right there. 💯✅
#nevent1q…8t5s

2026-01-02 17:48:52 CET

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I love reading your articles it's a boost of fresh air, please continue!

2026-01-02 17:36:43 CET

Seemingly , a much better version of "PROMISES MADE, PROMISES KEPT" we've been hearing all throughout 2025. 👀📢
Translation: "Starting tomorrow, anyone would be even more empowered to build their own SBR using Fedi" ⛓️‍💥💥
#nevent1q…rshj

2026-01-02 16:46:57 CET

Bitcoin is now a stablecoin. We can finally all just stop chart dooming looking at our stack to go to the moon, and finally start spending every day to.. ahem live period, (not "live a little")?
📢Pretty please. 🙃

2026-01-02 04:17:00 CET

For those of you who can't sleep 😴 this video will definitely help!
https://blossom.primal.net/c8b4d0663b5d487a74671887a20c914771d370cd67f3c5cde0498f826c75c06d.webm

2026-01-01 23:02:21 CET

Story of my life, I literally live like this. Funny how nobody talks about this. I appreciate this!!
#nevent1q…ajjz

2025-12-31 05:06:39 CET

https://blossom.primal.net/276f4a5511df13271a9479b842c0eafa4eb23a31ac70e2bdd75bc34007d81068.png

2025-12-30 03:06:06 CET

@nprofile…3uh5 , La SuperApp décentralisée est arrivée ! Découvrons ensemble, de quoi il s'agit exactement, en français:
[visible parfaitement sur mobile!📲 ]
https://v.nostr.build/u8rJypFQarwmI7XJ.mp4

2025-12-27 05:53:19 CET

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I'm looking forward to it!
This is definitely much better than the 2025-award-winner-weak-type-promises like "US Bitcoin Strategic Reserve"... 🤡
Builders, build.
#nevent1q…ex60

2025-12-27 05:37:55 CET

I'm thinking about posting on Nostr only, for added privacy around explaining the Fedi app to everyone.
If you don't know anything about @nprofile…3uh5 , here's a recap of the latest version to date, and why you should download it for yourself and join a community:
https://v.nostr.build/7Czy17Hi2cd3XikA.mp4