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Last Notes

2026-07-08 02:00:20 UTC

"Firr why are you rushing to a theme park at 10pm"
Because it's the last day that the Hot Dog Hall of Fame is open and I -need- to be the final customer.
Yes it's just a hot dog shop in a theme park but dammit it and I have a history!!!!
(My first job at universal was literally to watch sports on the tv and turn the jumbotron to a logo during commercials)
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2026-06-14 22:05:46 UTC

ATTENTION YINGLETS CRISIS AVERTED
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2026-05-22 02:25:51 UTC

Just saying a lot of French necks found themselves in a guillotine for a lot less than this.

2026-05-09 18:14:41 UTC

The problem buying stuff from artists is that I never can throw away the boxes
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2026-04-16 21:06:22 UTC

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They want me to withdraw $30,000. I told them they told me I'd have to wait till tomorrow. Meanwhile I got chicken
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2026-04-16 20:38:18 UTC

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I'm driving to the bank! (McDonald's)

2026-04-16 20:29:53 UTC

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OH NO HACKERS IN MY ACCOUNT
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2026-04-16 20:08:52 UTC

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22 minutes on to this and I've been transferred twice and still haven't gotten to the grift yet...

2026-04-16 19:56:59 UTC

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I've been on hold a while after telling them the balance... hmmmm...

2026-04-16 19:56:05 UTC

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"hackers have gotten ino your account and spent $500 at target"
No that was me, sorry.
"oh, they got into your zelle and sent out 2,500 so let's verify your account"
ok my zipcode is 90210 and my bank balance is $135,000

2026-04-16 19:52:44 UTC

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They called back and I didn't have time to set up anything so I'm just trying to kill as much time lol

2026-04-16 19:37:55 UTC

oh boy my "bank" called me and told me there's been a security problem and I need to call them back!!
Well, obviously I need to see just how long I can waste their time right? Gotta set up a VM first....

2026-04-02 20:34:37 UTC

I'm having a fight with a coworker. I'm 1000% right but I need confirmation.
If you go to a restaurant and you get a discount off your bill, do you tip based on the original cost or the discounted cost?

2026-03-29 19:49:57 UTC

Oh cool, I love when my coffee needs its own snacks.
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2026-03-22 19:17:07 UTC

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I'm sure I'm giving them attention by posting about this and that's what they want but like I'm getting seriously worried about it.
before the letters started I sent them a message on bluesky before blocking him there saying that sending other people into our personal disagreement was a shitty move, there was no reason to make alcoholism jokes when I was literally talking about my recovery, and that I wasn't interested in talking with them about it further.

2026-03-22 19:13:06 UTC

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At this point, I think I need to file a police report. Get a restraining order.
I don't know any information about this person except their online handle. But they must have used personal info to get this order of booze. I emailed the vendor and asked to be put on a do not send list and for any info they could send me about the sender. I'll prolly need the police to get that info though.

2026-03-22 19:10:24 UTC

I'm pretty sure I'm dealing with a harasser and I don't know what to do about it.
Blocked a furry on VRchat after they joked about driving drunk. They sent a bunch of people to ask me to "clear the air" over a misunderstanding. I didn't respond to that.
After that I started getting letters in the mail.
Today, I got a delivery of tequila and whiskey, the brands I used to drink heavily. With a long note saying I needed to talk to them or bad things would happen.

2026-03-22 05:46:42 UTC

Went to go see a concert today. The band was Skillet. I was super excited, because I love the track that they did with Amy Lee from Evanescence like 15 years ago.
The band got out, started talking about how much they love Jesus and how he's their hero. Then they led the crowd in prayer.
Seether. The band I was thinking of was Seether.

2026-03-09 03:50:48 UTC

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2026-01-18 19:33:30 UTC

I have succumbed to poster's madness

2026-01-17 23:39:52 UTC

Smh inflation is getting bad I remember when these were only two or three quindecillion bucks
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2025-11-05 04:07:08 UTC

Lol imagineering wants to schedule an in person interview for a Video Manager role this Friday. I applied for it three months ago and did the screening two months ago.
I start with Meow Wolf on Monday.
Gonna go just for shits n giggles. Worst case I get some free swag.

2025-09-20 07:11:26 UTC

Feeling down? Imagine your fursona as a skunk.
you're welcome

2025-09-01 21:27:28 UTC

Bringing a thermal camera to the convention was the best idea
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2025-08-20 19:08:57 UTC

FUCK ME THE FIRST QUESTION THEY ASKED DURING MY MEOW WOLF JOB INTERVIEW WAS "SO HOW WAS ANTHROCON?"

2025-07-25 02:51:42 UTC

Boobs

2025-07-22 03:49:42 UTC

A year ago today, my little sister lost her life. She was with her fiancee and collided with a semi.
Before that, they were at a bar. She had too much to drink so her fiancee who only had THC drinks all night offered to drive.
She was 24.
please please please never impair yourself and drive. Call a god damn cab.

2025-07-01 21:34:34 UTC

Oh yeah I'm gonna be at Anthrocon who wants to hang and go eat an uncomfortable amount of meatballs?

2025-06-08 22:09:13 UTC

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Lol. He's now telling people I called him a nazi. I don't wanna drag this out into public but jeeeeeze

2025-06-08 19:54:05 UTC

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I get that he thinks he was doing a good thing and trying to help out. But when I said it was because he violated my trust he got defensive and kept trying to turn it around that I needed to be a "part of the community" or something.

2025-06-08 19:43:12 UTC

Got into a fight with a friend last night. I got banned from furality years ago and he asked if he could reach out to moderation on my behalf.
I said no multiple times and he did anyways. He doesn't get that it isn't about furality, but that he broke my trust. Ended having to block him on discord.
Shit sucks. :/

2025-06-04 17:41:48 UTC

Only my dumb ass could buy a cool looking shirt and only realize it's made out of beer bottles after going to my sobriety meeting.
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2025-05-04 21:04:31 UTC

the older I get the more I realize computer was a mistake

2025-05-04 11:44:23 UTC

who is
1. awake
2. wants a hug

2025-04-27 23:19:42 UTC

Retoot if you would let a werewolf big spoon with you.

2025-01-31 22:34:50 UTC

There's something about working on theme park design while sitting in the Starbucks at Disney World.
My life is weird.
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2024-12-24 01:23:56 UTC

I'm arguing with my boss. He is adamant that the chance of rolling a Yahtzee on the first try is 1 in 36.
I've shown him the math. Everyone agrees with me. He will not budge.
The man has a master's in computer science.
Help.

2024-11-24 15:58:50 UTC

Welcome to mastodon we call them skeets here

2024-11-15 00:30:30 UTC

I just did a really really cool thing at work that I won't be able to talk about publicly till next May.
So until then, just pretend you saw the coolest thing and congratulate me.
C:

2024-11-11 22:52:43 UTC

Tshirt that looks like the ACDC logo but it's AB/DL

2024-10-15 17:09:04 UTC

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I'm sorry, I just see a corgi butt

2024-10-15 00:22:13 UTC

There's nothing like flying cross country, seeing literally thousands of cities all full of people with lives as rich and complex as your own to make you just feel so
Small

2024-10-14 14:49:45 UTC

I know "stop using discord for your dev project" is a pretty common thing but can we also agree to stop using telegram as an art gallery please???
I get that every platform sucks but like, at least please diversify.

2024-10-09 20:59:47 UTC

HURRICANE STREAM
https://www.firr.cam
https://www.firr.cam
https://www.firr.cam

2024-09-24 01:11:00 UTC

Lord help me I am now in day two of an extended argument with my coworker because he is adamant that ice cannot be colder than 0° c. That's why it makes such a good insulator according to him.

2024-09-23 14:32:29 UTC

Letting me own a 3D printer was a mistake
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2024-09-22 04:47:55 UTC

This is going to be either the dumbest or the greatest thing I'll ever make
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2024-08-16 20:51:57 UTC

Woo.
Only took my sister driving under the influence, crashing her car and killing herself and her fiancee to get me to finally keep to it.
I'm a terrible person.
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2024-08-05 20:13:11 UTC

Took a boat out with my sister's remains.
I bought a water urn, which was supposed to float for about 10 minutes before sinking. Got far enough away from the coast that we were alone, put on her favorite music, and sent her off to sea.
It took about 20 minutes before I realized it wasn't sinking.
I jumped out of the boat, swam to her and held her. The music playlist ended. I was floating out to sea with her in silence. It felt like she didn't want to go.
Finally she sank. I said goodbye.