👹RandomDaemon

Maybe we need a gold old fashioned mob with pitch forks and torches dragging them out of town hall and putting them in stocks so they people can throw rotten food at them.

2026-05-08 11:43:26 UTC

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Contains 1% sperm.

2026-05-03 11:28:26 UTC

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Nice! Like the plat and the hat. Very nicely framed picture.

2026-05-01 14:50:12 UTC

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Not sure about the nuclear weapons, however I think it just sets you up for more hatred by that country and others around the world.
The US has become the equivalent of the USSR in many ways.

2026-05-01 12:02:59 UTC

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This is hilarious. In the US the is a company that makes yard equipment called MTD.
Also, MTD = Making Taxes Difficult

2026-04-27 22:00:52 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/478/918/569/282/165/original/af439b006c6b18f2.jpeg

2026-04-27 13:43:16 UTC

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Yes. It needs more room.

2026-04-25 13:22:12 UTC

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It doesn’t matter how many choices you get. It’s all rigged to make you feel like you have a say in government but you don’t.

2026-04-21 16:13:11 UTC

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I love Point Break. It’s an iconic piece that is a time capsule of that era.
Fast and Furious is just a ripoff of Point Break with cars.

2026-04-21 09:28:51 UTC

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Without this movie we would not have The Fast and Furious franchise.

2026-04-19 00:41:30 UTC

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I will hear nothing bad about the first one. For its time it was fun.

2026-04-18 16:20:43 UTC

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You have a funny definition of mugging. I would call that catsult with intent to purr.

2026-04-18 13:10:42 UTC

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How does a cat mug one?

2026-04-15 13:37:06 UTC

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They have just become plain ol’ lazy.

2026-04-08 14:26:36 UTC

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Good thing you were close to a repair center. Flats suck. Hopefully it works out well for you.

2026-04-07 16:24:38 UTC

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Is there something in the water down under that makes them stupid?

2026-04-04 22:35:23 UTC

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Who uses that site anymore?

2026-03-29 11:45:46 UTC

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Henchman, “Hey boss I hear there’s a big Skor being shipped from Italy!”
Da Big Boss, “A big Skor you say? Him, maybe yous and the boys should arrange a little detour for this shipment.”
…. Da Big Boss, “You morons! This ain’t no big Skor! It’s a load of worthless KitKats”
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/312/291/060/099/227/original/9bbc9abdb9242386.jpeg

2026-03-26 16:45:09 UTC

Fascinating explanation of why not only the AI bubble is going to burst but how businesses are short sighted and looking at costs and Val wrong.
https://youtu.be/6SXCJhqXubU?si=cPi9cG52nwl3_Dzq

2026-03-26 13:46:35 UTC

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There’s the sign that the economy is bad right there. You can’t afford to pay for a new roof so you get then crew deported.
Also I’m saying karma is going to do something to that roof.

2026-03-26 11:23:36 UTC

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It was your article. 😁

2026-03-26 11:11:12 UTC

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Good for her but, WTF is this ad NYP!?
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/295/170/219/207/495/original/5775085bfcbc8ff2.jpeg

2026-03-25 22:53:32 UTC

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Just googled for it and that site came up.

2026-03-25 20:34:21 UTC

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Hope this helps.
https://www.extremeterrain.com/jeep-cherokee-kl-service-information-tech-guide.html#:~:text=MOPAR%C2%AE%20ZF%208&9%20Speed%20ATF%E2%84%A2Automatic%20Transmission%20Fluid%2C%20or%20Equivalent.%206.35%20Quarts%20/%206%20Liters.

2026-03-25 20:31:49 UTC

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Well 🤔 I’m going to say they just switched drug manufacturers.

2026-03-25 16:34:30 UTC

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Tell me again how great Trump is? This is like letting the oil con set environmental policy. The sheer stupidity and incompetence, just pure arrogance.

2026-03-25 12:03:48 UTC

Woke up with drool all over my pillow.

2026-03-24 15:51:59 UTC

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🤔 so she survived because the seat was designed to withstand a terrible crash so the flight attendant could help passengers. Why the hell don’t they design ALL the seats this way then!?

2026-03-24 13:57:33 UTC

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I’m calling BS on that report.

2026-03-24 12:31:32 UTC

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Timmy is a moron.

2026-03-24 01:27:39 UTC

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How much will gas go up by tomorrow now?

2026-03-21 18:32:33 UTC

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We have banned Roblox in our house. It’s terrible. I’m shocked that it’s still not shut down.

2026-03-21 00:59:33 UTC

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I looked again. Don’t see any.

2026-03-20 23:31:59 UTC

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What jeans?

2026-03-20 20:32:18 UTC

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Better than my office desk in the middle of the cube farm.

2026-03-20 19:25:24 UTC

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Do you have your own office with a door???

2026-03-20 15:59:25 UTC

That’s it. The end of the world is coming now.
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/262/329/677/027/386/original/16bac0260138446e.jpeg

2026-03-18 13:00:41 UTC

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What happened to the British people? Orwell was spot on it seems.

2026-03-18 11:16:00 UTC

What is the obsession with ICE from the left?

2026-03-17 22:01:53 UTC

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What started this?

2026-03-17 20:07:40 UTC

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He’s going to have a fun time in gen pop.

2026-03-14 18:43:12 UTC

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Now do it with a falling elevator.

2026-03-14 16:25:17 UTC

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I would have to see the problem in pictures first.
What is the whole route from the back camera to where it needs to go in the front?

2026-03-13 23:26:27 UTC

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https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/116/224/451/311/988/678/original/819e8543a8685aa9.png

2026-03-09 13:49:59 UTC

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So why was the person with an extinguisher chased away?

2026-03-07 16:19:43 UTC

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That sucks.

2026-03-07 12:45:19 UTC

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Feed me human!

2026-03-06 21:27:10 UTC

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Have to help pay for all those electric cars I guess?

2026-03-03 21:32:56 UTC

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All I need is a good backpack, some essential tools and a good tent. Then ✌️

2026-03-03 21:23:56 UTC

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I’m ready to live off grid and never look back.

2026-03-02 17:42:27 UTC

WTF is up with YouTube and all the tai chi AI ads??

2026-03-02 15:42:25 UTC

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Beautiful color.

2026-03-02 15:20:06 UTC

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How is the new cat?

2026-03-02 13:28:39 UTC

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🙋‍♂️ how much did it go up?

2026-03-02 12:20:29 UTC

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🤣 good! Useless organization.

2026-03-01 19:10:23 UTC

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Made you should figure out why that happened. It’s a little worrisome.

2026-03-01 16:58:12 UTC

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Melted? What caused that!?

2026-03-01 00:22:09 UTC

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Plug?

2026-02-28 13:45:36 UTC

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We have three cats currently.

2026-02-28 13:02:29 UTC

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Cats are like tattoos. Once you get one you want another.

2026-02-27 12:41:09 UTC

My respect for David Bowie has just grown exponentially.
https://youtube.com/shorts/-7Q3IYNvLb4?si=01zx1vT0JkQLmNtN

2026-02-20 12:18:12 UTC

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🤣 you actually believe this?

2026-02-19 12:21:49 UTC

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I can’t stand the “royals”. There is nothing special about them other than a distant relative seized power and proclaimed themselves king.
They are all pathetic.

2026-02-18 21:53:27 UTC

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I’ve been watching all his videos about companies.

2026-02-17 17:20:17 UTC

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That’s an automated system message.

2026-02-15 13:00:24 UTC

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WTF!? We used this brand when my children were little. I would never buy or recommend it now.

2026-02-11 13:46:50 UTC

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The media will undoubtedly be blaming Trump for this.

2026-02-10 17:12:31 UTC

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That’s not her cars.

2026-02-09 20:16:02 UTC

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🤔 Craig’s List isn’t so funny now.

2026-02-09 14:01:38 UTC

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My typing is good enough. I need help on my penmanship.

2026-02-09 13:58:15 UTC

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I didn’t even know it was a thing until late yesterday. I couldn’t care less about it. I read a book and watched a few camping videos on YouTube.

2026-02-07 22:46:37 UTC

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of all the old school metal bands I think Megadeath has been the most consistent.

2026-02-07 22:39:22 UTC

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What!? I’m so unaware of these. What songs?

2026-02-04 20:00:18 UTC

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You keep using this word school but I don’t think it means what you think it means.

2026-02-04 18:04:39 UTC

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There needs to be an intelligence test for voting.

2026-02-04 12:25:13 UTC

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People say there is no proof of God. Seems like there is.

2026-01-28 23:44:42 UTC

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🤣 that city is circling like the 💩 in a toilet.

2026-01-27 19:52:11 UTC

Someone just got fired!
https://www.webcenterfairbanks.com/2026/01/27/beast-north-slope-oil-rig-that-toppled-over-described-by-someone-who-helped-build-it/

2026-01-27 17:01:10 UTC

This is what happens when one party is in control too long.
https://www.publicsource.org/pittsburgh-emergency-declaration-plows-snow-removal/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2026127_Newsletter_Pittsburgh&utm_term=Pittsburgh
https://static.noauthority.social/media_attachments/files/115/968/131/605/340/690/original/37b13440c8aee270.jpeg

2026-01-26 12:40:28 UTC

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My junior high bus driver was the coolest. We had a hill that we went up that was kind of steep. You came down a gentle slope into a dip and then to the steep side.
She would get almost to the dip, give it some gas and see how far up the other side we could get before she had to shit gears.

2026-01-26 12:35:34 UTC

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Yeah! Our buses had chains too!! They were also stick shifts.

2026-01-26 12:33:36 UTC

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Our bus drivers were mostly farmers who drove for the extra money. They had no problem with driving in the snow.

2026-01-24 13:44:45 UTC

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Well there would be some sleeping area but it would have a built in kitchen area.

2026-01-24 13:41:47 UTC

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You just gave me an idea to revolutionize the trucking industry.
Instead of the sleeper cab, the kitchen cab!!!

2026-01-24 01:56:11 UTC

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Got a new coworker years ago from around Buffalo NY who made fun of us around here in the Pittsburgh area that don’t know how to drive in the snow.
He promptly got into an accident that Winter in a dew inches of snow.
It’s the bad driver not the area.
I’m worried for the people in the south who are going to lose power because of ice.

2026-01-23 22:35:49 UTC

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It’s still on air??!!

2026-01-23 20:58:44 UTC

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Once the country was mentioned, nothing else was needed.

2026-01-22 22:19:58 UTC

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These fuckers need to be booted off the planet.

2026-01-22 21:55:13 UTC

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I’ve seen this meme and while I didn’t fully understand it, I was able to get the point of it.
I just looked it up and it’s now 100 times more hilarious.

2026-01-16 18:24:36 UTC

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Still better than U2. He’ll, I consider REM a better band and I despise them.

2026-01-16 18:11:31 UTC

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U2 is shit. They are one of the worst bands ever.

2026-01-15 16:21:58 UTC

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There are more, individuals we will call them, that prefer the dark than just vampires. Unless you are one of those idiots who thinks they “sparkle” in the daytime then I can’t help you.

2026-01-15 15:38:10 UTC

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Sorry. Those of us who prefer the dark like Winter because of the shorter daylight. We understand this is an inconvenience for those of you who are day walkers.

2026-01-15 14:43:44 UTC

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No more daylight! We have plenty now thank you very much.

2026-01-14 20:59:41 UTC

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And do the normal UK citizens think this kind of thing is okay?

2026-01-14 20:56:42 UTC

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My kids can’t get anything to drink but milk or chocolate milk if they buy a lunch. And they both say it tastes terrible. Juice is not an option.
They can’t even get a water bottle. So they have to take one of their own.