👹RandomDaemon

Henchman, “Hey boss I hear there’s a big Skor being shipped from Italy!”
Da Big Boss, “A big Skor you say? Him, maybe yous and the boys should arrange a little detour for this shipment.”
…. Da Big Boss, “You morons! This ain’t no big Skor! It’s a load of worthless KitKats”
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2026-03-26 17:45:09 CET

Fascinating explanation of why not only the AI bubble is going to burst but how businesses are short sighted and looking at costs and Val wrong.
https://youtu.be/6SXCJhqXubU?si=cPi9cG52nwl3_Dzq

2026-03-26 14:46:35 CET

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There’s the sign that the economy is bad right there. You can’t afford to pay for a new roof so you get then crew deported.
Also I’m saying karma is going to do something to that roof.

2026-03-26 12:23:36 CET

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It was your article. 😁

2026-03-26 12:11:12 CET

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Good for her but, WTF is this ad NYP!?
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2026-03-25 23:53:32 CET

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Just googled for it and that site came up.

2026-03-25 21:34:21 CET

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Hope this helps.
https://www.extremeterrain.com/jeep-cherokee-kl-service-information-tech-guide.html#:~:text=MOPAR%C2%AE%20ZF%208&9%20Speed%20ATF%E2%84%A2Automatic%20Transmission%20Fluid%2C%20or%20Equivalent.%206.35%20Quarts%20/%206%20Liters.

2026-03-25 21:31:49 CET

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Well 🤔 I’m going to say they just switched drug manufacturers.

2026-03-25 17:34:30 CET

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Tell me again how great Trump is? This is like letting the oil con set environmental policy. The sheer stupidity and incompetence, just pure arrogance.

2026-03-25 13:03:48 CET

Woke up with drool all over my pillow.

2026-03-24 16:51:59 CET

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🤔 so she survived because the seat was designed to withstand a terrible crash so the flight attendant could help passengers. Why the hell don’t they design ALL the seats this way then!?

2026-03-24 14:57:33 CET

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I’m calling BS on that report.

2026-03-24 13:31:32 CET

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Timmy is a moron.

2026-03-24 02:27:39 CET

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How much will gas go up by tomorrow now?

2026-03-21 19:32:33 CET

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We have banned Roblox in our house. It’s terrible. I’m shocked that it’s still not shut down.

2026-03-21 01:59:33 CET

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I looked again. Don’t see any.

2026-03-21 00:31:59 CET

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What jeans?

2026-03-20 21:32:18 CET

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Better than my office desk in the middle of the cube farm.

2026-03-20 20:25:24 CET

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Do you have your own office with a door???

2026-03-20 16:59:25 CET

That’s it. The end of the world is coming now.
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2026-03-18 14:00:41 CET

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What happened to the British people? Orwell was spot on it seems.

2026-03-18 12:16:00 CET

What is the obsession with ICE from the left?

2026-03-17 23:01:53 CET

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What started this?

2026-03-17 21:07:40 CET

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He’s going to have a fun time in gen pop.

2026-03-14 19:43:12 CET

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Now do it with a falling elevator.

2026-03-14 17:25:17 CET

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I would have to see the problem in pictures first.
What is the whole route from the back camera to where it needs to go in the front?

2026-03-14 00:26:27 CET

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2026-03-09 14:49:59 CET

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So why was the person with an extinguisher chased away?

2026-03-07 17:19:43 CET

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That sucks.

2026-03-07 13:45:19 CET

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Feed me human!

2026-03-06 22:27:10 CET

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Have to help pay for all those electric cars I guess?

2026-03-03 22:32:56 CET

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All I need is a good backpack, some essential tools and a good tent. Then ✌️

2026-03-03 22:23:56 CET

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I’m ready to live off grid and never look back.

2026-03-02 18:42:27 CET

WTF is up with YouTube and all the tai chi AI ads??

2026-03-02 16:42:25 CET

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Beautiful color.

2026-03-02 16:20:06 CET

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How is the new cat?

2026-03-02 14:28:39 CET

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🙋‍♂️ how much did it go up?

2026-03-02 13:20:29 CET

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🤣 good! Useless organization.

2026-03-01 20:10:23 CET

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Made you should figure out why that happened. It’s a little worrisome.

2026-03-01 17:58:12 CET

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Melted? What caused that!?

2026-03-01 01:22:09 CET

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Plug?

2026-02-28 14:45:36 CET

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We have three cats currently.

2026-02-28 14:02:29 CET

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Cats are like tattoos. Once you get one you want another.

2026-02-27 13:41:09 CET

My respect for David Bowie has just grown exponentially.
https://youtube.com/shorts/-7Q3IYNvLb4?si=01zx1vT0JkQLmNtN

2026-02-20 13:18:12 CET

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🤣 you actually believe this?

2026-02-19 13:21:49 CET

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I can’t stand the “royals”. There is nothing special about them other than a distant relative seized power and proclaimed themselves king.
They are all pathetic.

2026-02-18 22:53:27 CET

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I’ve been watching all his videos about companies.

2026-02-17 18:20:17 CET

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That’s an automated system message.

2026-02-15 14:00:24 CET

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WTF!? We used this brand when my children were little. I would never buy or recommend it now.

2026-02-11 14:46:50 CET

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The media will undoubtedly be blaming Trump for this.

2026-02-10 18:12:31 CET

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That’s not her cars.

2026-02-09 21:16:02 CET

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🤔 Craig’s List isn’t so funny now.

2026-02-09 15:01:38 CET

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My typing is good enough. I need help on my penmanship.

2026-02-09 14:58:15 CET

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I didn’t even know it was a thing until late yesterday. I couldn’t care less about it. I read a book and watched a few camping videos on YouTube.

2026-02-07 23:46:37 CET

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of all the old school metal bands I think Megadeath has been the most consistent.

2026-02-07 23:39:22 CET

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What!? I’m so unaware of these. What songs?

2026-02-04 21:00:18 CET

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You keep using this word school but I don’t think it means what you think it means.

2026-02-04 19:04:39 CET

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There needs to be an intelligence test for voting.

2026-02-04 13:25:13 CET

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People say there is no proof of God. Seems like there is.

2026-01-29 00:44:42 CET

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🤣 that city is circling like the 💩 in a toilet.

2026-01-27 20:52:11 CET

Someone just got fired!
https://www.webcenterfairbanks.com/2026/01/27/beast-north-slope-oil-rig-that-toppled-over-described-by-someone-who-helped-build-it/

2026-01-27 18:01:10 CET

This is what happens when one party is in control too long.
https://www.publicsource.org/pittsburgh-emergency-declaration-plows-snow-removal/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2026127_Newsletter_Pittsburgh&utm_term=Pittsburgh
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2026-01-26 13:40:28 CET

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My junior high bus driver was the coolest. We had a hill that we went up that was kind of steep. You came down a gentle slope into a dip and then to the steep side.
She would get almost to the dip, give it some gas and see how far up the other side we could get before she had to shit gears.

2026-01-26 13:35:34 CET

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Yeah! Our buses had chains too!! They were also stick shifts.

2026-01-26 13:33:36 CET

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Our bus drivers were mostly farmers who drove for the extra money. They had no problem with driving in the snow.

2026-01-24 14:44:45 CET

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Well there would be some sleeping area but it would have a built in kitchen area.

2026-01-24 14:41:47 CET

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You just gave me an idea to revolutionize the trucking industry.
Instead of the sleeper cab, the kitchen cab!!!

2026-01-24 02:56:11 CET

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Got a new coworker years ago from around Buffalo NY who made fun of us around here in the Pittsburgh area that don’t know how to drive in the snow.
He promptly got into an accident that Winter in a dew inches of snow.
It’s the bad driver not the area.
I’m worried for the people in the south who are going to lose power because of ice.

2026-01-23 23:35:49 CET

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It’s still on air??!!

2026-01-23 21:58:44 CET

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Once the country was mentioned, nothing else was needed.

2026-01-22 23:19:58 CET

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These fuckers need to be booted off the planet.

2026-01-22 22:55:13 CET

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I’ve seen this meme and while I didn’t fully understand it, I was able to get the point of it.
I just looked it up and it’s now 100 times more hilarious.

2026-01-16 19:24:36 CET

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Still better than U2. He’ll, I consider REM a better band and I despise them.

2026-01-16 19:11:31 CET

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U2 is shit. They are one of the worst bands ever.

2026-01-15 17:21:58 CET

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There are more, individuals we will call them, that prefer the dark than just vampires. Unless you are one of those idiots who thinks they “sparkle” in the daytime then I can’t help you.

2026-01-15 16:38:10 CET

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Sorry. Those of us who prefer the dark like Winter because of the shorter daylight. We understand this is an inconvenience for those of you who are day walkers.

2026-01-15 15:43:44 CET

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No more daylight! We have plenty now thank you very much.

2026-01-14 21:59:41 CET

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And do the normal UK citizens think this kind of thing is okay?

2026-01-14 21:56:42 CET

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My kids can’t get anything to drink but milk or chocolate milk if they buy a lunch. And they both say it tastes terrible. Juice is not an option.
They can’t even get a water bottle. So they have to take one of their own.

2026-01-14 13:45:15 CET

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To the leftards “unconstitutional” is any lawful act that they don’t like. Otherwise they use copies of the constitution as toilet paper because they have zero respect for it.

2026-01-14 13:06:17 CET

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Not necessarily.

2026-01-14 02:28:41 CET

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Exactly what are they building there? No one can afford the trucks. The cars suck. So what is left?

2026-01-13 18:25:59 CET

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Sad to see him go this way. Fuck cancer.
He said some things I don’t agree with but Dilbert was a good part of my college age life. It’s still funny as can be.
He will be missed for that.

2026-01-10 14:01:30 CET

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After watching this it definitely takes away the my initial impression that maybe she just panicked. She definitely had the demeanor of someone who thought they were untouchable.
I still don’t think that it was necessary for the officer to shoot her.
I still think the whole situation could have been avoided if local authorities and the media acted like they should and not made this into some sort of game.

2026-01-09 04:48:17 CET

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I’m very picky about how the keys feel and function while typing. So far the CHERRY keyboard has been my favorite.

2026-01-09 03:39:43 CET

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I use this: CHERRY Stream Desktop - Wireless Keyboard and Mouse Combo
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2026-01-09 00:12:25 CET

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Why would it go anywhere?

2026-01-08 17:31:12 CET

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Again, it’s easy to say “oh his training” when we don’t know the exact details too.

2026-01-08 17:10:55 CET

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In this case the officer looks like he was to the side of the car when another officer tried to pull her out. It looks like she panicked and hit the gas. The officer that shot her was not in immediate danger and it sure looks like unjustified force.
I don’t think we should be cheering on the police for shooting someone just because you don’t like their politics.
It’s a very dangerous idea.

2026-01-07 21:44:39 CET

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????

2026-01-05 12:54:21 CET

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🤔 Does this moron even believe the stupid shit he says?

2026-01-01 23:49:09 CET

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😑 Anyone else not surprised at all.

2026-01-01 13:52:35 CET

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I agree that there are too many people on medication. I disagree with his statement that rock and roll has gone away.
The Billboard charts are a lie. The music industry colludes with distribution to get the songs they want on the charts. Sure there are always a few virtual hits that make it unexpectedly in the charts but mostly it’s just a marketing tool.
Also with streaming and direct digital downloads from the artists themselves what’s really being listed to is hard to say now.

2025-12-31 18:35:46 CET

The number one problem keeping all the people of the World from being truly happy is corrupt Governments.

2025-12-30 18:00:10 CET

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I like this idea. We just need to make sure we give bribes to the appropriate government officials.