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2026-06-18 11:31:30 CEST

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@nprofile…kyl8
Emergency ballroom protocol activated.
Deploying one kitty, one collie, several 360° turns, and enough applause to keep the arena occupied until voting resumes.
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2026-05-21 07:17:37 CEST

Ed and Nancy met on a singles cruise, and from the moment Ed saw her, he was absolutely captivated. They spent the days dancing under the stars, sharing long conversations by the deck rail, and laughing over fancy cocktails.
When they returned home and realized they lived just a few miles apart, Ed was ecstatic. Without hesitation, he began asking her out.
In the weeks that followed, Ed took Nancy to dance clubs, candlelit dinners, concerts, movies, and museums. Every date was better than the last, and with each passing moment, Ed grew more certain—Nancy was the one.
To celebrate the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed planned something special: a romantic evening at an elegant restaurant.
As they sipped their cocktails, waiting for their salads, Ed took a deep breath, straightened his tie, and cleared his throat.
“Nancy,” he began, his eyes warm with sincerity, “I think you can tell—I’m completely in love with you. But before we take the next step, I need to be upfront about something.”
Nancy leaned in, intrigued.
Ed continued, “Before I reach into my jacket for a certain little box and ask you a life-changing question, there’s something you should know. I’m a golf fanatic. I play, I read about it, I watch it on TV—I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s a deal-breaker, now’s the time to tell me.”
Nancy took a slow sip of her drink, set it down, and smiled. “Ed, that won’t be a problem at all. I love you just the way you are, and I love golf too!”
She paused, then added, “But since we’re being completely honest… I should tell you that for the last five years, I’ve been a hooker.”
Ed blinked. His mind raced. Then, after a brief pause, he leaned in with a knowing grin and said,
“Well, that’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you swing.”

2026-03-09 01:28:16 CET

It was Saturday night, and the preacher still hadn’t come up with a sermon for Sunday morning.
Around 9:00 p.m., he finally turned to his wife and said, “I’ve got it! Tomorrow, I’m preaching about horseback riding!”
She raised an eyebrow. “Horseback riding? Don’t be ridiculous! You can’t preach about that.”
“Well,” he shrugged, “I’ve covered just about every other topic I can think of, so this will have to do.”
The next morning, as they drove to church, his wife shook her head. “I still can’t believe you’re going through with this. If you’re really going to preach about horseback riding, I’m just going to stay in the car.”
“Suit yourself,” he said, and she did just that.
But as he stepped into the pulpit, inspiration struck, and instead of preaching about horseback riding, he delivered a fiery sermon on sex—one that had the entire congregation hanging on his every word.
After the service, as people exited the church, a few members noticed his wife still sitting in the car and walked over.
“You missed it!” one of them said. “That was the best sermon your husband has ever given!”
She scoffed. “Oh, please. What does he know about it? He talks a big game, but he’s only tried it twice—once before we were married and once after. And both times, he fell off!”

2026-03-05 18:01:37 CET

I always wanted a pair of authentic Texas cowboy boots.
So, seeing they were on sale, I bought a pair and wore them home.
Walking proudly, I sauntered into the kitchen and said to my wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
She looked me over. “Nope”, she said.
Frustrated, I stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again I asked my wife, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now?"
She looked up and said, "Twiggy, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious, I yelled, "And do you know why it's hanging down, Margaret?"
"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.
"It's hanging down, because it's looking at my new boots!”
She sighed and replied, "Shoud’ve bought a hat, Twiggy! Should’ve bought a hat.”

2026-03-01 16:04:05 CET

My 5 year old granddaughter just came up to me while I was mowing the yard and asked, “Grandpa, what is couple sex?” I was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.
I proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and enjoys and responsibilities that go with it. When I finished explaining, she was looking at me with her mouth open and eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, I asked, “why did you ask, Sweetie? She replied, “Well, Grandma said to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”

2026-02-24 07:53:32 CET

I went to a wedding with my wife over the weekend.
She told me to be on my best behavior, because it was her bosses daughter who was getting married. Anyways, everything was going great, and I was enjoying the drinks when I whispered to the guy standing next to me, "That's the ugliest bride I've ever seen." He said, "Do you mind. That's my daughter you're talking about"
"I'm sorry," I said.
"I had no idea you were her father."
He said, "I'm her mother, you idiot!"

2026-02-19 12:48:37 CET

My brother Darren, grew up with a terrible stutter. After highschool he was looking for a job when he spotted an ad for a door-to-door Bible salesman.
So he suited up and headed into town.
He walked into the publisher's office and said,
"D-d-darre-n-here to a-a-apply for th-th-the job."
The hiring manager raised an eyebrow.
"Sorry, Darren... I'm not sure this is the right job for you."
"B-b-but y-you haven't g-given me a ch-ch-chance.
That's d-d-discriminatory!"
The manager sighed. "Alright, you've got a point. I'll give you a shot. Here are 50 Bibles. Let's see how you do."
Four hours later, my brother returned.
"S-s-sold 'em all!"
The manager was stunned. "Incredible! Here's 100 more!"
The next day at lunch...
"S-s-sold 'em all, b-boss!"
The manager nearly fell off his chair.
"You're hired! Take 200 more and come to the staff meeting Friday to share your sales pitch. I need to order more stock thanks to you!"
Friday arrived, and the manager proudly announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen, Darren sold 350 Bibles in under three days! He's going to share his sales technique."
My brother stepped up and said,
"Well... I knock on the d-d-door... and w-w-when they answer, I just ask...
“D-d-do you want to b-buy a Bible... or d-d-do you want me to r-r-read it to you?'”

2026-02-16 21:46:31 CET

Top 10 richest people in the world:
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(Forbes)

2026-02-12 11:20:53 CET

Yesterday I was using the public bathroom standing at the urinal when my pee went in several different directions. Up the wall, down my leg, in my boots and all over the guy standing at the urinal next to me.
Embarrassed, I apologized and quickly left. I drove straight to my doctor's office and demanded that they see me right away.
They immediately took me back, and after my examination, the Doctor said, “Extraordinary! I've never seen anything like that.
“Holes man! You’ve got holes in your penis, that’s why you’re urinating everywhere.”
Shocked, I asked him what am I supposed to do? How can I live life like this?
He reassured me.
“Don't worry he said, this is the address and phone number of my sister, she’ll be able to help you.”
“Oh is she a special surgeon or something?” I asked.
“No,” he said, “She plays the clarinet for the Boston Symphony Orchestra, she’ll show you where to put your fingers.”

2026-02-08 10:23:25 CET

@nprofile…2ext …
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2026-02-08 10:14:58 CET

@nprofile…2ext …
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2026-02-08 10:13:20 CET

@nprofile…2ext …
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2026-02-06 01:09:23 CET

I don't usually go to strip clubs, but last night I found myself in a peculiar situation at a buddies bachelor party. One of the guys had a $20 bill, and when the dancer came over, he licked it and stuck it to her butt cheek. Not to be out done, another friend pulled out a $50, called her back, licked it, and stuck it to her other butt cheek!
Then, a third friend pulled out a $100, and I was getting nervous, but thankfully he just did the same thing, and stuck it on her cheek.
Then, the stripper suddenly raced over to me, wanting me to outdo the hundred.
I was so embarrassed, everyone was watching me. My heart was pounding and my mind was racing. What could I do I thought?
Then, my instinct kicked in,
so I pulled out
my ATM card, swiped it down the crack, grabbed the $170, and left.

2026-02-03 20:10:24 CET

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2026-01-30 07:55:47 CET

AO 🎾
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2026-01-29 08:12:29 CET

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@nprofile…0szy
@nprofile…vmr8 …….
To @nprofile…2ext …
Big Words Only…. KBoom, right here!
👇
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2026-01-29 07:35:58 CET

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@nprofile…0szy
@nprofile…2ext ….👇
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2026-01-29 06:57:27 CET

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@nprofile…0szy
@nprofile…2ext …..
Please fetch this one for @nprofile…2ext 👇
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2025-12-10 14:46:10 CET

Twig-Purrxis Pluster!
The Center of Purr Talent!
Where even fate bows to the fabulous….
We don’t chase excellence!
We stand on chiffon and let excellence chase us….
🐾🔥 SIGNATURE PROGRAMS🔥 🐾
1. Advanced Chiffon Aerodynamics
Required course. If your dress doesn’t ripple like storm clouds yearning for applause, you’ll fail.
2. Tactical Glitter Deployment
Survival skill. Glitter grenades included.
3. Blonde Wig Stabilization under Warp Speeds
Crucial for interstellar catwalks.
4. Dual-Wielding Armament Choreography
Swords + hammers + heels = excellence.
⚔️🐱 THE FACULTY 🐱 ⚔️
Professor Whiskerine Glitterpaw
Teaches “High-Heel Combat 101”
Favorite quote: “Stability is for cowards.”
Dean Fluff Hammerclaw
Head of the Thor’s Hammer & Sword-Fashion Integration Department
Carries a hammer AND a latte
Professor Twig,Department of Chiffon Dynamics
Specializes in: sustainable drama, high-velocity chiffon movement, and the physics of wigs caught in cosmic winds….
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2025-11-14 00:47:15 CET

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@nprofile…r5g8
Definitely next time

2025-10-09 04:13:29 CEST

During church service last Sunday the pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.
A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that Phil must have experienced.
"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.
"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, he is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely."
All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "Hi, I'm Phil." The entire congregation held their breath.
"I just wanted to tell my wife the word is sternum.”

2025-10-05 12:29:39 CEST

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@nprofile…6wcm
https://clew.lol/media/42e50745-d581-4a26-92ac-c280edfa512c/ssstwitter.com_1759660092123.mp4

2025-10-05 06:06:50 CEST

A rookie fireman came from the station after his first day, and told his wife, "You know, we have a system at the fire station. When Bell 1 rings we all put on our jackets. When Bell 2 rings we all slide down the pole. When Bell 3 rings, we get in the truck."
"From now on," he said, "we're going to run our house the same way." "When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make love all night."
The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to make love.
After two minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!"
"What the hell is Bell 4?" the husband asked.
"Roll out more hose," she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire!”

2025-09-14 15:53:22 CEST

This Fish👇
https://clew.lol/media/4149a964-e761-4ed7-ba96-f94e2214ab7e/ssstwitter.com_1757857694781.mp4

2025-09-12 14:13:55 CEST

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@nprofile…qwdf
That’s the problem exactly, his face doesn’t exist in photo based systems, driver’s licenses so on…

2025-09-12 13:57:55 CEST

Get Him, Skye Valadez! $100, 000
https://clew.lol/media/f6212b93-41a7-4bed-bf0f-882ca03b206e/ssstwitter.com_1757677987739.mp4

2025-09-10 05:58:48 CEST

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@nprofile…z8eq
I guess you don’t mind, brush her coat often …, I bet she likes to be brushed and, if you think…., I don’t know about this but you might save her hair, someone can make threads…, the ladies who made quilts and patchworks perhaps…
Her coat is lovely, it will be light brown thread💗👍

2025-09-10 05:52:10 CEST

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@nprofile…z8eq
Handsome coat

2025-09-10 05:49:10 CEST

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@nprofile…z8eq
What’s that blue?

2025-09-10 01:18:33 CEST

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2025-08-27 17:44:49 CEST

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@nprofile…gdjx
You think like an employee, not like an employer and perhaps satisfied to be an employee….

2025-08-27 17:27:54 CEST

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@nprofile…gdjx
Working your entire career for someone else can’t make you truly wealthy.
My Post :
To become wealthy you have to be an employer. And that also means you are going to have to work way harder than most employees. Unless you are an incredible pro athlete it’s almost impossible to become incredibly wealthy by working your entire career for someone else.
The idea that you can make yourself wealthy by taking something from someone else is the essence of a ……..

2025-08-27 17:18:12 CEST

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@nprofile…gdjx
Here is your point, ‘ But my point is that a generous family is the difference between struggling and having a much easier ride, more than the issue you raised about being wealthy.’
If you are trying to stay in an easy ride for life, you can make actual wealth.

2025-08-27 17:08:12 CEST

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@nprofile…gdjx
Do you think you are truly wealthy?
Do you have actual wealth?

2025-08-27 17:03:11 CEST

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@nprofile…gdjx
My point was about to become truly wealthy and building actual wealth, not easy riding.

2025-08-27 15:51:00 CEST

To become wealthy you have to be an employer. And that also means you are going to have to work way harder than most employees. Unless you are an incredible pro athlete it’s almost impossible to become incredibly wealthy by working your entire career for someone else.
Is it correct?

2025-08-25 07:43:37 CEST

Friday night I arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution on a man I believe was innocent.
My last minute plea for clemency to the Governor had failed and I was feeling worn out and depressed.
As soon as I walked through the door at home, my wife started in on me about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been? Dinner is cold, and I'm not reheating it." And on and on and on.
Too emotionally worn to entertain this familiar ritual, I poured myself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the tub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as I dragged myself up the stairs.
While I was in the bath, the phone rang. My wife answered and was told, "Ma'am, your husband's client, James Wright, has been granted a last minute stay of execution after all. Mr. Wright will not be hanged tonight."
Finally realizing what a terrible day I must have had, my wife decided to come upstairs and give me the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of me, bent over naked, drying my legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
I whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!”

2025-08-23 08:49:42 CEST

I was at the bar last night when a fat woman in a sleeveless sundress strolled in raising her right arm high. She had an exceptionally hairy armpit, which she displayed without hesitation as she called out, “Which one of you fine gentlemen will buy a lady a drink?”
The room fell into an awkward silence as patrons suddenly found their drinks and table very interesting.
I was at the end of the bar heavily intoxicated. I banged my fist on the counter and slurred, “Get the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender, laughed a little, poured her a drink, which she downed. Not missing a beat, she repeated her performance, raising her arm and declaring, “Who’s buying the next round?”
Once again, I enthusiastically pounded the bar and yelled, “Another drink for the ballerina!”
Unable to contain his curiosity, the bartender leaned over and whispered, “Hey, it’s your money, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?”
I turned to him with a lopsided grin and said, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has gotta be a ballerina!”

2025-08-23 08:46:30 CEST

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@nprofile…9asf @nprofile…6wcm @nprofile…6g30
His guitar is better than singing!

2025-08-23 08:34:16 CEST

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@nprofile…9asf @nprofile…6wcm @nprofile…6g30
Waiting……
While waiting to cheer everybody and you👇
I was at the bar last night when a fat woman in a sleeveless sundress strolled in raising her right arm high. She had an exceptionally hairy armpit, which she displayed without hesitation as she called out, “Which one of you fine gentlemen will buy a lady a drink?”
The room fell into an awkward silence as patrons suddenly found their drinks and table very interesting.
I was at the end of the bar heavily intoxicated. I banged my fist on the counter and slurred, “Get the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender, laughed a little, poured her a drink, which she downed. Not missing a beat, she repeated her performance, raising her arm and declaring, “Who’s buying the next round?”
Once again, I enthusiastically pounded the bar and yelled, “Another drink for the ballerina!”
Unable to contain his curiosity, the bartender leaned over and whispered, “Hey, it’s your money, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?”
I turned to him with a lopsided grin and said, “Any woman who can lift her leg that high has gotta be a ballerina!”

2025-08-23 06:58:20 CEST

Serena dropped a whopping 31lbs….
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15024943/Slimmed-Serena-Williams-spokeswoman-skinny-jab-medication-31lbs.html

2025-08-23 06:14:29 CEST

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@nprofile…s3h9 @nprofile…da05
Continue your steam…👍
https://clew.lol/media/89cc87aa-b149-4f9c-81f7-0216f13ddaef/Template%20to%20video%20%E4%B8%A8%20Pet%20Interview.mp4

2025-08-23 04:46:41 CEST

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@nprofile…da05 @nprofile…wvvx
Look, I got this AI from @nprofile…s3h9 accidentally…, not bad it creates actions
https://clew.lol/media/8151b464-4497-4b03-b27d-eed4948d3f25/1755916819366pcl984ec.mp4

2025-08-23 04:42:57 CEST

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@nprofile…da05
I don’t know, I made the clip by a request…

2025-08-23 04:38:49 CEST

FBI
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2025-08-22 13:01:35 CEST

Italian media publish, presumably, a photo of a Ukrainian arrested in connection with the investigation of the Nord Stream sabotage.
It was previously reported that this is retired Ukrainian Armed Forces captain Sergey Kulinich. On August 22, he will appear in court, after which the process of his extradition to Germany will begin.
The investigation believes that he had about six accomplices.
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2025-08-20 14:27:58 CEST

When I first graduated highschool I took a job as a cashier at the local grocery store. One day an elderly woman approached my checkout counter, clutching a small list and a determined expression. “Young man,” she said, “I’d like to buy half of a watermelon.”
I was caught off guard. “Uh, I’m sorry, ma’am, but we only sell whole watermelons,” I explained.
Undeterred, the woman leaned in slightly, “Well, I’m old, and I don’t eat much. Whenever I buy a whole watermelon, half of it goes to waste. Could you ask your supervisor if there’s anything he can do?”
Reluctantly, I nodded, and headed toward the back of the store to find my supervisor. As I entered the office, I muttered, “You’re not going to believe this—some cranky old lady wants to buy half a watermelon.”
I froze mid-sentence. The elderly woman had followed me, and was now standing directly behind me, Thinking quickly, I turned back to my supervisor with a smile. "..And this delightful young lady would like to purchase the other half.
My supervisor chuckled, impressed by my quick recovery. They worked out a solution, and the elderly woman left the store with exactly what she needed, a satisfied smile on her face.
Later, my supervisor turned to me, still amused. “That was some quick thinking back there. Where are you from?”
I puffed up slightly, flashing a confident grin. “Oh, I’m from Canada, but I left because it’s just full of hockey players and hookers.”
My supervisor’s expression shifted.
“My wife is from Canada.”
Without missing a beat, I leaned in with a grin. “That’s fantastic! What team did she play for?”

2025-08-20 03:33:41 CEST

Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

2025-08-18 14:22:57 CEST

PUTIN GIFTS ALASKAN MAN A MOTORCYCLE DURING TRUMP SUMMIT
At the U.S.-Russia summit in Anchorage, a local named Mark Warren walked away with a brand-new Ural motorcycle - a “personal gift” from Putin.
Russian TV crew bumped into him before the summit, saw his old Ural, and heard him complain about struggling to get spare parts.
The company pulled all production out of Russia after the Ukraine war and supply chains got messy under sanctions.
Days later, embassy staff showed up at his hotel with a shiny new ride.
Warren was floored, saying it was “night and day” compared to his old bike.
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2025-08-18 07:16:33 CEST

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@nprofile…przs
Yes, beer cheating

2025-08-18 07:09:38 CEST

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@nprofile…przs
You are so pure, can’t take cheating!

2025-08-18 05:35:06 CEST

Imagine
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2025-08-17 01:54:38 CEST

Patel Demands Subpoenas Into Judge Merchan’s Daughter’s $15M Windfall
FBI Director Kash Patel is calling on Congress to subpoena Loren Merchan, daughter of Judge Juan Merchan, over explosive allegations that her firm, Authentic Campaigns, pocketed more than $15 million during Trump’s hush money trial.
Patel says courtroom leaks and politically motivated publicity from her father’s courtroom fueled Democratic fundraising hauls that directly enriched her company. He’s demanding bank records to prove how much of that money benefitted the Merchan family itself.
This strikes at the heart of what critics have called a blatant conflict of interest:
Judge Juan Merchan presided over Trump’s trial and delivered 34 felony convictions widely condemned as politically motivated (which is obviously was).
He previously donated to Democrats, imposed gag orders on Trump, and now stands accused of letting his courtroom become a fundraising engine for his daughter’s clients.
Loren Merchan’s firm works for Kamala Harris, Adam Schiff, and Senate Majority PAC. Schiff alone poured nearly $5 million into her firm in 2024, while his campaign raked in tens of millions after Trump’s conviction.
Back in August 2024, Rep. Jim Jordan and the House Judiciary Committee already subpoenaed Authentic Campaigns over its ties to Democrats, citing fundraising off the Trump verdict. Patel is now demanding immediate follow-up with full financial subpoenas.
So far, Loren Merchan has stayed silent on the scandal. Meanwhile, the evidence points to Judge Merchan’s courtroom being weaponized for both political gain and family profit (something many of us have been calling from the gate).

2025-08-16 07:38:38 CEST

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@nprofile…z8eq
Your favorite baby?
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2025-08-16 06:26:00 CEST

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2025-08-15 09:01:40 CEST

Fun fact.
The average cat's reaction time is approximately 20-70 milliseconds, which is faster than the average snake's one (44-70 ms).
The average human one is not less than 250 ms

2025-08-14 15:27:49 CEST

Team Trump
President Donald Trump.
Vice President JD Vance.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
Secretary of Treasury Scott Bessent.
Envoy Steve Witkoff.
Can you trust bad Vlad?

2025-08-14 14:52:11 CEST

Turkish crypto exchange was hacked for over $30M in various assets
Currently, the hacker is swapping all the stollen tokens to $ETH

2025-08-14 12:36:19 CEST

Assistant to the President of Russia Yuri Ushakov shared details about the upcoming meeting between Putin and Trump:
▪️The meeting of the presidents, scheduled for Friday, will begin in Alaska at the Elmendorf-Richardson military base at 22:30 Moscow time.
▪️Putin and Trump will first hold a one-on-one meeting with interpreters present, followed by a meeting with delegations.
▪️Lavrov, Ushakov, Belousov, Siluanov, and Dmitriev will participate in the negotiations between Putin and Trump in Alaska.
▪️Five members of the delegations from each side will take part in the negotiations.
▪️Before the meeting starts, Putin and Trump will say a few words.
▪️Putin and Trump will hold a joint press conference following the negotiations.
▪️The central topic of the meeting between Putin and Trump will be the resolution of the Ukrainian crisis, but other topics will also be addressed — bilateral cooperation in the economic sphere and issues of global security.
▪️The Russian delegation will fly from Alaska to Russia immediately after the summit concludes.
▪️The Kremlin considers it symbolic that the meeting between Putin and Trump will take place near the burial site of Soviet pilots in Alaska — near the Elmendorf-Richardson military base, where the Russian-American negotiations will be held, there is a memorial cemetery where nine Soviet pilots are buried, as well as four people who died between 1942-1945 during the ferrying of aircraft from the USA under the Lend-Lease program.

2025-08-14 11:28:37 CEST

How to make cold-brew coffee at home
coffee grounds, coarse to medium-coarse grind, with water in a 3-quart pitcher, steep it overnight, at least 14 hours, then strain it twice

2025-08-14 09:41:14 CEST

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“It’s going to be a very important meeting, but it’s setting the table for the second meeting,” he said of the summit on Friday.
He also cautioned that there may not be a second meeting to hash out a ceasefire.
“There may be no second meeting, because if I feel that it’s not appropriate to have it, because I didn’t get the answers that we have to have, then we’re not going to have a second,” Mr. Trump said.
Earlier in the day, Mr. Trump huddled with Mr. Zelenskyy and other European leaders in a video conference meeting. Mr. Trump described the call as “very friendly.”
German Chancellor Friedrich Merz described the discussion as “constructive and good,” but Mr. Zelenskyy warned that Mr. Putin is “trying to apply pressure … on all sectors of the Ukrainian front” in an attempt to show that Russia is “capable of occupying all of Ukraine.”
Mr. Zelenskyy said after the meeting that “there should be a ceasefire first, then security guarantees — real security guarantees” and that Mr. Trump “expressed his support,” CNN reported.

2025-08-14 09:37:17 CEST

President Trump on Wednesday warned that Russia would suffer “very serious consequences” if President Vladimir Putin does not agree to stop the Ukraine war after their summit.
Mr. Trump did not elaborate on what those consequences would be for Russia.
He said Friday’s summit in Alaska was a crucial step toward ending the more than three-year war in Ukraine, but he would need to see a genuine commitment to peace from Mr. Putin before setting up a follow-up meeting to hash out a ceasefire agreement.
Still, Mr. Trump voiced cautious optimism about brokering peace for Ukraine.
“There’s a very good chance that we’re going to have a second meeting, which will be more productive than the first, because the first is [where] I’m going to find out where we are and what we’re doing,” Mr. Trump said at a press conference at the Kennedy Center.
If Friday’s summit goes well, a second meeting should happen “almost immediately” between him, Mr. Putin and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Mr. Trump said he will call Mr. Zelenskyy after the summit with the Russian leader, and then he will call the other European leaders.

2025-08-13 11:30:35 CEST

When my daughter was 8 years old she came up me while I was working in the yard and asked, “Dad, what is couple sex?” I was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she was old enough to know to ask the question, then she was old enough to get a straight answer.
I proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and enjoys and responsibilities that go with it. When I finished explaining, she was looking at me with her mouth open and eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, I asked, “why did you ask, Sweetie? My daughter replied, “Well, mom said to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”

2025-08-13 08:31:22 CEST

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@nprofile…gdjx
Got it
I suggest to change your avatar….

2025-08-13 08:31:06 CEST

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@nprofile…2wdn @nprofile…gdjx
Feck out of here

2025-08-13 08:28:06 CEST

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@nprofile…gdjx
Send me the thread

2025-08-13 08:11:55 CEST

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@nprofile…gdjx
What happened to you?

2025-08-12 09:16:12 CEST

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@nprofile…gdjx
Do you do that too?
Sorority
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2025-08-12 00:26:26 CEST

I recently added squats to my workouts by moving the beer into the bottom shelf of the fridge.

2025-08-10 15:26:23 CEST

#WallaWallaNews
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2025-08-10 14:29:48 CEST

#WallaWallaNews
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2025-08-09 23:55:40 CEST

Walla walla music Kanye West
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2025-08-08 10:57:10 CEST

Walla walla news
o3 4-0 Grok 4
Up until the Semifinals, it seemed like nothing would be able to stop Grok 4 on its way to winning the event. Despite a few moments of weakness, X's AI seemed to be by far the strongest chess player. Its lack of comments about most of its moves even felt like an ominous sign that Grok was a precise and deadly beast that would answer to no one.
But the illusion fell through on the last day of the tournament. The chatty o3 simply dismantled its mysterious opponent with four convincing wins. Grok's play was unrecognizable, blundering soon and often. And for the most part, o3 showed no mercy.
Starting from game one, Grok dropped a bishop for no apparent reason in the opening. A piece down, Grok offered trades—surprising, since all chess literature out there advises against simplifying when you're down material. A few more blunders, and o3 checkmated its opponent to open the score.

2025-08-08 01:38:32 CEST

On a dark night in Arizona, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around. When the firefighters appeared on the scene, the chemical company's president rushed to the fireman in charge and said, "All our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved. I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire station who could bring out the company's secret files. But still, the firefighters could not get through.
From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby rural metro volunteer fire department, composed mainly of old men over 65. To everyone's amazement, that little run-down fire engine roared right past all the newer sleek engines that were parked outside the plant. Without even slowing down it drove straight into the middle of the inferno.
Outside, the other firemen watched as the old timers jumped off right in the middle of the fire and fought it back on all sides. It was a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and had saved the secret formulas. The grateful chemical company president announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000 and walked over to personally thank each of the brave firefighters.
The local TV station caught the thank you on film and asked the chief, "What are you going to do with all that money?"
"Well," the 70-year-old fire chief said, "The first thing we're gonna do is fix the dadgum brakes on that fire truck."

2025-08-05 17:03:21 CEST

Walla walla news
The House Oversight Committee is compelling the following individuals to appear for depositions through issued subpoenas:
Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton: October 9
Former President Bill Clinton: October 14
Former U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland: October 2
Former FBI Director James Comey: October 7
Former U.S. Attorney General William Barr: August 18
Former U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales: August 26
Former U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions: August 28
Former FBI Director Robert Mueller: September 2
Former U.S. Attorney General Loretta Lynch: September 9
Former U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder: September 30

2025-08-04 11:45:04 CEST

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@nprofile…307h
O how sweet 💗, so many pictures….
Look👇
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2025-08-04 10:26:52 CEST

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@nprofile…307h
Next time take some pictures…

2025-08-04 10:21:29 CEST

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@nprofile…307h
I don’t know about Lego prices, no kids🤷‍♀️

2025-08-04 10:16:50 CEST

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@nprofile…307h
How much was it?

2025-08-04 04:48:24 CEST

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@nprofile…307h
I think a lady made it for the kitty, perfect fit, my kitties don’t like wearing anything…
another one for you👇
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2025-08-04 03:28:15 CEST

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@nprofile…307h
This one for you💗
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2025-08-03 13:57:44 CEST

Watermel Crossack Popsicles
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2025-08-03 09:09:20 CEST

Tip
You can eliminate the problem of telemarketers by acting interested in the product, but then trying to turn the conversation into phone sex.

2025-08-02 09:10:42 CEST

What's the difference between a democrat and a prostitute?

2025-07-27 14:11:47 CEST

New, my babies💗
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2025-07-27 12:46:27 CEST

Good enough?
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2025-07-26 15:12:24 CEST

The "Smith-Mundt Act" was a 1948 law that made it illegal for U.S. government agencies like the State Department and Voice of America to broadcast government-made news or information to people inside the U.S.—the content was meant for foreign audiences only.
In 2013, under President Obama, Congress changed (or "modernized") the law so that Americans could legally access this content if they wanted, mostly to catch up with the digital age and allow for more transparency, but it did *not* order government propaganda toward U.S. citizens.

2025-07-25 06:36:49 CEST

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2025-07-23 07:38:36 CEST

OPINION:
The idea that Vladimir Putin conspired to put Donald Trump in the White House was widely broadcast under orders issued by Barack Obama in his final weeks as president.
Records unsealed Friday trace the origin of this deception to a December 2016 gathering of the National Security Council. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard outlined the “manufactured intelligence” that emerged from this presidential confab on Fox News’ “Sunday Morning Futures.”
“The tasks coming out of that meeting were coming from President Obama directing the intelligence community — then-ODNI [James R.] Clapper — to produce a document, to produce an intelligence assessment, that detailed not if, but how, Moscow affected the election that had already occurred, electing Donald Trump to the presidency,” she said.
Previously, America’s spies were meticulous about ensuring their analysis “doesn’t mislead the reader to believe that the [intelligence community] currently has information indicating Russia has a known intent to influence the elections,” according to an FBI expert’s email.
A statement to that effect would have appeared in the president’s daily briefing hours before Mr. Obama’s leadership team assembled. After receiving “new guidance” from the top, however, the FBI agent deleted the line.
Despite the lack of reliable intelligence suggesting Russia affected the election, NSC meeting participants agreed to sanction Russia anyway. Internally, they justified the shift in narrative by referencing “new” evidence that turned out to be nothing more than fairy tales cooked up by Hillary Clinton’s campaign.
“After months of investigation into this matter, the facts reveal this new assessment was based on information that was known by those involved to be manufactured i.e. the Steele Dossier or deemed as not credible,” the DNI reported in a written summary of the newly released papers.
To some, these revelations aren’t surprising. Internet sleuths assumed Mr. Obama was behind what happened based on fragmentary hints stashed deep within inspector general reports and freedom of information releases. Until now, intelligence officials successfully concealed their hanky-panky from the broader public through redactions and a cozy relationship with “journalists” eager to publish fable as fact, as long as it undermines Mr. Trump. To some, these revelations aren’t surprising. Internet sleuths assumed Mr. Obama was behind what happened based on fragmentary hints stashed deep within inspector general reports and freedom of information releases. Until now, intelligence officials successfully concealed their hanky-panky from the broader public through redactions and a cozy relationship with “journalists” eager to publish fable as fact, as long as it undermines Mr. Trump.
Ms. Gabbard said she will declassify even more this week to shed light on the steps former government officials took to cover their tracks. She also made criminal referrals to the Justice Department.
As a minimum standard of accountability, any current federal employee who participated in this underhanded effort must be fired and barred from holding a security clearance.
The judiciary, especially in the District of Columbia, is so thoroughly captured by liberal activism that a reckoning is improbable. Deeper disclosure, along with a thorough housecleaning at Langley and the Hoover Building, is the next best thing.
Releasing documents, even if embarrassing to the government, is always the right move. Mr. Trump shouldn’t be afraid of trusting the American people to know truths bureaucrats are desperate to bury. Ms. Gabbard said she will declassify even more this week to shed light on the steps former government officials took to cover their tracks. She also made criminal referrals to the Justice Department.
As a minimum standard of accountability, any current federal employee who participated in this underhanded effort must be fired and barred from holding a security clearance.
The judiciary, especially in the District of Columbia, is so thoroughly captured by liberal activism that a reckoning is improbable. Deeper disclosure, along with a thorough housecleaning at Langley and the Hoover Building, is the next best thing.
Releasing documents, even if embarrassing to the government, is always the right move. Mr. Trump shouldn’t be afraid of trusting the American people to know truths bureaucrats are desperate to bury.

2025-07-23 06:21:45 CEST

Nobody ever asks how Coca-Cola is doing. It's always, "Is Pepsi okay?"

2025-07-23 02:27:35 CEST

Barack Hessian Obama:
"Out of respect for the office of the presidency, our office does not normally dignify the constant nonsense and misinformation flowing out of this White House with a response. But these claims are outrageous enough to merit one. These bizarre allegations are ridiculous and a weak attempt at distraction.
"Nothing in the document issued last week undercuts the widely accepted conclusion that Russia worked to influence the 2016 presidential election but did not successfully manipulate any votes. These findings were affirmed in a 2020 report by the bipartisan Senate Intelligence Committee, led by then-Chairman Marco Rubio."

2025-07-23 02:27:09 CEST

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@nprofile…63cw
Swollen?
Were you outside, garden…?
Pain or no pain?

2025-07-23 02:18:47 CEST

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@nprofile…63cw
Mosquito

2025-07-21 18:39:30 CEST

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@nprofile…cvrw
Zenn, Perplexity opinion on the list;
The list in the image includes a mix of political, intelligence, and government figures from the US and abroad, but not all of them were directly involved in Russia’s 2016 election interference or the official investigations into it.
Some of the people listed (like Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, James Comey, John Brennan, and Robert Mueller) played prominent roles as decision-makers, investigators, or political figures during the aftermath and inquiries, while others are journalists, foreign officials, or individuals only tangentially mentioned in related reports—the core of the actual Russian interference was conducted by Russian actors, not most of the names on the list.
The official Mueller investigation and congressional probes cast a *wide net* and mentioned hundreds of people, but this list appears to broadly include anyone discussed or referenced in those contexts, including those who had no direct connection to Russia’s interference itself.
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2025-07-21 13:33:35 CEST

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@nprofile…cvrw
They love it too😆🔥
Zenn, PBS and NPR post on BlueSky …👇
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2025-07-21 12:35:00 CEST

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2025-07-21 06:14:41 CEST

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2025-07-21 02:53:03 CEST

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2025-07-21 02:50:06 CEST

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2025-07-20 09:59:06 CEST

Dream Cow
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