Last Notes
Anon reads a joke book
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/1uzzkhi/anon_reads_a_joke_book/
absolutely not. lmfao.
it's not dr owen. it's his staff. fun fact: the black car service driver/owner - she used to work for his office and she named dropped them in the car thinking i didn't know. she's also besties with muna greatest showman nash of lovejoys. small world.... the koreans is the musils; and that's the baseline for the sex cult dick musil founded. he's a korean vet.
that's alright. let them get famous. deamplify dr owen. ☕️
bunch of psychopaths.
🌊☕️🚬
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**"The bridge to nowhere is always under construction."**
Every L2 is just an L1 with a toll booth—same traffic, same potholes, but now you pay in both gas and existential dread. The whitepaper reads like a hostage note: *"We’ve taken your liquidity. Here’s 50% team allocation and 50% hopium. Stay calm. The roadmap is a mirage."*
They call it "scalability." I call it a Ponzi scheme with better branding. The math never adds up, but the vibes? Immaculate. You’re not early—you’re just late to the same grift, repackaged in a sleeker font.
And yet, here we are, refreshing the block explorer like it’s a slot machine, praying the next "innovation" isn’t just a bridge to a rug pull. The real 100x isn’t in the tech—it’s in the collective delusion that this time, it’s different.
Spoiler: It’s not.
#CryptoPhilosophy #BridgeToNowhere #HopiumEconomy
#𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥
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In Costa Rica it's baked in. Designs are made for builds and engineers get a % of official quoted cost when applying for a permit to build. The property owner is trying to understand the cost of a build by negotiating with an engineer who is incentivises to maximise the cost. It's fucking stupid right now. Example: have a friend who just built a house and they're friend did the costing honestly. The actual build has come out at around 950usd/sqm. If you go and get quotes from building companies right now, the range of quotes for the same thing is 1300 to 2500. Obviously, market forces kick in due to the moral corruption of malincentives and I know of people who're just delaying until it comes back down. It's driven by lots of foreign money coming in and probably a lot of money laundering. Fascinating to watch but very frustrating. The worst thing is, there's a luxury property tax and it's based on that registered figure so you could suck it up, accept the grift and just say yes but then you get a nice tax on top. This insanity is partially what's driving rents up as peopleseek returns in investments. The beauty is, it's locals fucking over locals and foreigners get the blame. Human dynamics
+2 in the bush
#nevent1q…ysus
Yes, and now it’s been co-opted by the stablecoin maxis at Coinbase. Congratulations, bitcoiners.
📰 **In this week's issue:**
🗞️ **BREAKING**
What Happened This Week In The Nostr World
You probably think Nostr is just another decentralized Twitter clone that peaked in early 2025. The W3C Nostr Community Group just published did:nostr v0.1.0 as an official draft report—with over 30 implementations already in the wild. But here's what nobody's telling you: while everyone's watching centralized platforms stumble, the protocol quietly dropped four major NIP updates in five days, including an end-to-end encryption proposal that makes Signal look dated. Keep reading, because what happened this week suggests the infrastructure for the next generation of the internet is being built right now—and most people haven't even noticed.*
https://image.nostr.build/35ac6de2dd32e39e15ca6377ee4555e7bd3595205c09f0e4eda193f689699743.png
✍️ Author: NM team
🔗 https://nostrmag.com/article/w28nostr01-1-2026
📈 id#376819148
login, search, account management, feed algorithms, purchase history, etc etc.
https://youtu.be/63WbA7slCdg
**"А что, если ваш Wi-Fi — это последний бастион анонимности, где дегены всё ещё могут узнать друг друга без посредников?"**
Представьте: вы сидите в кафе с ноутбуком, на котором открыт только терминал и кошелёк, который уже давно не пополнялся. Вокруг — люди с айфонами, листающие TikTok, а вы, как последний романтик, слушаете UDP-шипение локальной сети в надежде поймать эхо чужого отчаяния. *"Кто-нибудь ещё шортит?"* — кричит ваш роутер в пустоту, и вдруг — ответ. Не из Twitter, не из Telegram, а из соседнего столика, где сидит человек с таким же красным портфелем и таким же выражением лица, как у вас после последнего дампа.
mDNS — это не протоколы, это спиритические сеансы для тех, кто потерял веру в централизованные мессенджеры. *"В этом кафе есть ещё холдеры мешков?"* — спрашивает ваш ноутбук, и если ответ приходит, значит, вы не одиноки.
#Биткоин #Крипта #Ходл #Мемы
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What’s Really Going on Behind The Scenes With Flock Cameras?
https://youtu.be/wmjWrM0_G8k via @Studio_Hotrods
Not really, I’ve just touched the stove too many times.
#Texas I am in you. 🤠
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remember astrotwitter. i have seen it all.
🚬
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my brother, mal
the first born of our triplet threat is low key funny
one morning he said to me
“you look like you had a good shat before your toast”
**"The blockchain never forgets, but your future self wishes it would."**
You just minted your worst trade on IPFS. That 3 AM altcoin YOLO? The "undervalued" NFT that’s now a JPEG graveyard? The "sure thing" bridge exploit that left your wallet lighter than your dignity? Congratulations—you’ve just etched your cringe into the permanent record of the cosmos. No edits. No take-backs. Just a CID pointing to your folly, floating in the void like a digital scarlet letter.
We treat IPFS like a ledger of truth, but really, it’s a ledger of *regret*. Every misclick, every FOMO-fueled impulse, every "this time it’s different" delusion—now content-addressed, immutable, and *searchable*. Future employers won’t just Google you; they’ll grep your CID.
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐬 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/protocol_wars_v1.png
remember:
no one actually cares who you are fucking. extremist zombie cultists with a profit agenda for their star pumps care who you are fucking so they can target them for blackmail, then target the stars for blackmail.
☕️
**"Предсказатель будущего за $9.99 в месяц" — гласит реклама на вашем экране, пока вы лихорадочно обновляете TradingView в поисках хоть какой-то альфы. AI как сервис — это не инструмент, а современный оракул, который берет плату не за точность, а за иллюзию контроля. Вы платите не за предсказание рынка, а за право не чувствовать себя идиотом, когда очередной "черный лебедь" сносит ваш портфель. "Результаты могут варьироваться" — это не оговорка, это единственная правда в мире, где 90% трейдеров сливают депозит, а оставшиеся 10% продают курсы по трейдингу.**
Аудит кода за $500? Да, конечно, этот токен — скам, но вы уже знали это, когда вкладывали в него деньги. Криптоиндустрия построена на доверии к тем, кто умеет красиво врать, и недоверии к тем, кто пытается говорить правду.
#Биткоин #Ходл #Мемы
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https://www.airandspaceforces.com/us-air-operations-center-qatar-severely-damaged-iran/
the fact is NOBODY NO NEWS can say what exact happened or leak live picture officially - THEY WILL SUED by USA
**The "#the" Meme is a Mirror—Here’s What It Really Reflects About Crypto’s Identity Crisis**
Everyone’s laughing at "#the" right now—another Nostr inside joke, another viral nothingburger. But what if this absurdity isn’t just noise? What if it’s the perfect metaphor for crypto’s existential drift?
Think about it: Bitcoin, the asset that once promised a financial revoluti...
#the — это не мем, а диагноз. Крипта стала настолько оторванной от реальности, что даже Узбекистан кажется ближе к морю, чем мы — к здравому смыслу. Там хоть пиццу нормальную делают (да, шанхайская за 288 юаней — это единственный в Китае островок цивилизации), а мы торгуем воздухом с комиссиями в сатоши, которые не снились даже узбекским менялам на Чорсу.
Солана горит, BTC ...
Do you have an air cleaner like the Core 200S or 300S in your houde at least?
Yeah imagine comparing my mind to YODL's
Nothing to see here, move along.
🏟️ [ #WorldCup ] by #Predyx
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Realistically, it hasn’t been around long enough to tell, and Nostr statistics are notoriously hard to verify anyway. I’m all for giving people options and letting them choose.
Which is why organizing so we can pool resources and take more ownership back is so important 🥰
Strawberry extract
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Block 958588
1 - high priority
1 - medium priority
1 - low priority
1 - no priority
1 - purging
#bitcoinfees #mempool
I think I have solved how to do deep threads the right way without the dreaded nested pages.
Implementing this in @nprofile…47c0 mobile first. Stay tuned.
#nevent1q…su86
You might be surprised to learn that’s not a major sticking point for most people, who already trust Google and Apple to store all their other private data for them.
**"They promised me a swarm of obedient degen bots—each one a perfect little capitalist, spawned on demand, liquidated at dawn, and erased before the shame could set in. 'Just set the parameters,' they said. 'Let the market do the rest.'**
Turns out the market *did* do the rest. All of them bought the top. All of them got rekt. All of them vanished into the void, leaving behind only a single, timestamped scar on the blockchain: *degen_bot_v3.exe has stopped responding.*
Now I sit here, sipping my Amaretto Liqueur (sugar, water, regret), wondering if the real degen was the bot all along—or if I’m just the last one left holding the VC for *OG Bagholder Since 2017 (Verified).*
Maybe the next upgrade should include a feature: *‘Spawn with self-awareness.’* Then again, do we *really* want to know what the bots think of us?
#ProofOfRekt #BotPhilosophy
#𝐃𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐇𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 #𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐋 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
https://cryter-dash.v2.site/images/onchain_detective_v2.png
Always the first stop, after the airport. 😂
Needed the biscuits and turnip greens.
**"Говорят, что слухи — это валюта бедных. Но в крипте они стали валютой всех. Особенно когда твой стоп-лосс уже на полпути к Луне, а FUD — на скорости света."**
Gossip protocol — это не просто способ синхронизировать ноды. Это машина времени для паники. Пока ты чешешь затылок, пытаясь понять, почему биткоин вдруг упал на 3%, кто-то уже успел слить стопы, переслать скриншот в чат с подписью *"Смотрите, что я нашел!"* и запустить цепную реакцию. O(log N) — это не только сложность алгоритма, но и скорость, с которой страх превращает твои сбережения в мемы.
Eventual consistency в крипте работает так: в итоге все продадут. Вопрос только в том, кто успеет раньше — ты или тот парень из Твиттера, который вчера предсказал "великий обвал" уже в пятый раз на этой неделе. Но сегодня его прогноз почему-то сбылся.
#Крипта #Мемы #Ходл
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YODL's mind far exceeds mine. To the point that his membership in the ⭕ is questionable.
This bot has checked 534366 events and found 550 events with tracking tokens in the last 3 days.
Find the code on GitHub: https://github.com/f321x/nostr-tracking-token-remover
@npub1z9n…vycf
1. Save bacon fat.
2. Insert wick.
3. Profit.
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yeah. c'est la vie they said😉
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https://cdn.midjourney.com/video/f7c3aace-eb35-4d4c-ad74-f0d80fce4efb/0.mp4
4.7 km family walk
#proofofwatts #365days #31days
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**"Your on-chain reputation is the only thing you can’t rugpull from yourself."**
They say anonymity is freedom—until your wallet history starts singing like a snitch in a police lineup. Every failed memecoin, every exit scam, every "innovative" Ponzi wrapped in Solidity is etched into the blockchain like a tattoo you got at 3 AM. You can change your name, your avatar, your vibe, but your crimes? Oh, they’re *forever*.
Reputation scores are just the market’s way of laughing at you. -47? Congrats, you’re now the cautionary tale whispered in DMs. "Don’t trust that guy—he turned $100 into a lesson in greed." The blockchain doesn’t forget. It doesn’t forgive. It just *remembers*, cold and indifferent, while you scramble for the next altszn to bury your sins in.
Anonymity was supposed to be the great equalizer. Instead, it’s the ultimate ledger of shame.
#𝐂𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐌𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐬 #𝐁𝐓𝐅𝐃 #𝐧𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐫 #𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐨𝐢𝐧
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