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$5 fat zap your way: https://mempool.space/tx/7cfdb931ad0298a8ed228122b8000c92fa2af25cf3e54bf16bdb0bb22a85854c
For best performance and uptime, put your objects on E2
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I don't recall you doing much zapping of internet strangers. Feel free to send me a fat Lightning zap. 🤗
That's not how that meme works, but okay.
https://npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w.blossom.band/aaf6c449df1ccde089bdd8c1bda9a90926bae40d972de1493c90baa363365893.gif
That’s requires knowledge, which unfortunately programming is not my forte.
I’d rather pay a person to <html> <body> </body> </html> for me.
Nostr needs a system like https://cointr.ee/ or https://linktr.ee/s/creator/take-payments-on-linktree built into the clients.
You should be able to click tip creator, and options pop up.
Tip creator via Patreon, PayPal, Venmo, Cash App, Bitcoin, Monero, etc.
People don’t want Bio addresses or links.
They want to click one button, and send money to their favorite content creators instantly.
“Why are you always in my replies? Leave me out of it.” Sounds awfully familiar. Faggotry 🤭🤣
https://media1.tenor.com/m/DICsiY1sdZoAAAAC/mwahaha-laugh.gif
Careful what you wish for
https://i.nostr.build/c877E4iEdORLmfFI.jpg
📺 [ #GaMeTiMe ] 👻 spooked by Mason Miller’s slider
https://npub1qspus6smkn8mcdxg5jflh50s69vdgtwsd5p74gmjpzp2qekn5duqfv5afj.blossom.band/f25e6bbb74560391131a0ab21d00bb27a7a345b839497daf612051b42d48b706.mp4
#PREDYX 🌐 #Sports
But aint that a fact 🤣🥳✨️🔥
Or cry as a bish... as they mostly do...
Mamma mamma... anon on nostr said im fat 🤣😱✨️🙆🏻♀️🤷♀️🤦♀️
This will be remembered forever.
https://npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w.blossom.band/c347c962f683cf39c355f973d1e6e906f23ce62281cee6e67139b41f27b161ab.gif
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and what's your point?
The fact that you voiced these concerns, and your concerns didn't stop people (welcome to cryptoanarchy, people can just do things), means that maybe your concerns weren't a showstopper after all
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You can hire AI for less 🤣
Found this old tweet of Wolverine cyber bullying cyclops 👀🤭
https://i.nostr.build/2lK35zQ5HXH4rI2T.jpg
People just want to tip e-girls money for feet pics without having to scan 50 peanut wallet qr codes, & decrypt their wrapped lightning coinjoin whirlpool e-joined utxos.
Patreon, Venmo, Cash App, kofi, etc. already solved this but we want to reinvent the wheel because Bitcoin.
We either make better tools, or just integrate tools that already work well.
We shouldn’t be wasting time making new tools for a hyperspecific niche use case that most people realistically won’t use.
Nostr users be like
https://blossom.dreamith.to/07b232d644be3e6346bbec2705afc96abdc3882e9e972f49fa1c3a742d5dc83d.png
i watched it only because you told me how awesome it was.
As long as I can send some message inside an OP_RETURN, and this message is displayed in the zap notification, then I approve
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The way it goes @npub18w7…s7pw you'll need an entire data center to fit the the whole of nostr action in the ring 🤣🔥
jfc
there so much goddamn shit in Amethyst now
no, absolutely not.
Yes thank you for the $0.02 internet stranger. I drop more money into a guitar player's hat on the subway.
Restarted, seems like the right vibes for this 😂
I hate being broke because I can’t hire the dev nerds to make Nostr usable 😔✊.
Also implemented the "w" tags and the ability to have multiple lighnting addresses directly on the kind 0 profile. We're tip-agnostic, so we just implement every possibility.
But on-chain zaps is retarded.
😂 I had the stuff to make it and not really anything else. Did not disappoint. 🫄
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Slowly and painfully for me 😭
Apple needs to hurry up 😂🤣
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I agree, hopefully it’s currency secular though.
Allow for different things Venmo usernames, Cashtags, other coins address would be ideal but worse case scenario being able to copy and paste that section could work too.
Simplicity, & convenience.
We already have that, with the payto:// address scheme. They want to turn everything into zaps, tho.
Lol, moarrrr spices!!! I'm really sad that I waited so long to jump on the hot honey train. It's so easy to make, I can't wait 'til my habaneros ripen up and I can chop some up to make some instead of using red pepper flakes. And chicken thighs are so underrated in the world of chicken.