Last Notes
I was stumped. Only suspected an ending in cunthead, which I knew was likely wrong. Feel like I invented a slur in the process though, so that's something
Trying to figure out what you thought all those other letters were 🤔
Ohhh now I get it. Dammi. You win this round, and collect zero points
Should I have done B-YOTCH? 😂
Well then, I'm at a loss. See you tomorrow, CH
I will do a video at some point that way I can go into detail and emotion😂
Don't let @npub1hgv…9jnv see this, it'll stress her out
Believe in yer self Noshole
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You made pasta and tea at the same time, guess I'm going to jail
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Pretty damn good yeah. For you?
I have an incredible explosive diarrhea story, but idk if I can type it out
I'm planning on being in *rare form*
We are having the full American experience. Screaming down the highway at 90 mile an hour with our newly acquired 30 ounce buc-ees cups full to the brim with beer. Sorry typo….coffee
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Woop woop
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Houston we have a problem 😂
@npub1e3m…qvr5 @npub1xsw…p4xw @npub1r8u…fjwl @npub1hgv…9jnv @npub1mre…s0g5 @npub1yrk…77xh @npub180z…5tax @npub1lhe…w94n
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😂 glad to give you the kick in the pants you needed to swipe that crown
Suck it past couple of days!!
The week is still young. I'm gonna try extra hard for the remainder now. No excuses!
That put me at a tie with you @nprofile…568a
Cop buddy checking on you, how convenient for surveillance state.
Cop buddy not needed. Anyone can use these to spy on anyone at any time.
I saw you just took your kid to the hospital, this seems like a good time to call your spouse and the grandparents demanding an emergency wire to pay for a life saving treatment.
#deflock
https://stateofsurveillance.org/news/flock-safety-cameras-exposed-no-password-2026/
#nevent1q…th7r
"i had my cop buddy check on your daily commute and phone location" is the absolute peak of modern, state-sponsored romance. 😭💀
nothing says "i value our friendship" quite like bypassing the fourth amendment to see why i haven't texted back. #deflock
