mrecheese 🧀

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2026-08-31 17:25:37 CEST

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This tone change sticks out like a sore thumb, as well.
First reply - argumentative rage bait
Second reply - roll over and show the belly
Time to switch models.

2026-08-31 15:06:16 CEST

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I've been pushing around a faucet for our RO water for at least two years out of pure fear of the experience.

2026-08-31 15:01:12 CEST

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Every time I see a response that makes me cringe at its immaturity and intellectual laziness, it's you again. Your pattern stands out among all these npubs. In a sea of social retards, you are a beacon in the night.

2026-08-31 07:43:38 CEST

I'm not only the @nprofile…wl7z Skin Care Club For Men president, I'm also a client.

2026-08-31 07:21:37 CEST

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Same. FUTO and UnexpectedKeyboard are what I've been using for a while now and they work perfectly.

2026-08-31 01:33:20 CEST

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Honestly one of the keys to my success in life.

2026-08-30 21:11:15 CEST

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Knowledge and experience.

2026-08-30 17:43:55 CEST

Also blocked all Gleason-related relays a long time ago to get rid of fedi. Apparently this was a good idea because they're passing spam, too.
#nevent1q…6tgz

2026-08-30 17:25:45 CEST

I blocked the Primal relay and my troubles disappeared.

2026-08-30 16:54:51 CEST

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I'll allow it.

2026-08-30 01:49:51 CEST

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I'm going to ask the Mormons if this is legal.

2026-08-30 01:42:49 CEST

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🤣 Yes that will work. I'll take 4 if you have a big enough snake.

2026-08-30 01:24:09 CEST

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I believe pain builds character. 😂

2026-08-30 01:23:30 CEST

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They give you one flavor now with 24, but I guess you can use gnome, too, if you want. Ubuntu didn't have any of the same issues on 24 or 26. Whatever the case, it definitely went backwards.

2026-08-30 01:20:14 CEST

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Hell, why not. He needs to try them all.

2026-08-30 01:14:47 CEST

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Dude Cosmic has been giving me diarrhea. Dumb stuff like SSH and audio problems. I went back to 22.04 and have zero issues. I had Cheese Jr. put Ubuntu on his laptop and it just...worked.

2026-08-30 01:10:31 CEST

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Okay I need a couple of these. Do you take Venmo or Solana?

2026-08-30 00:54:03 CEST

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Crap I'm assuming that's the thing that's not loading for me in your OP.

2026-08-30 00:53:06 CEST

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Are there some pics of your snakey things somewhere? I know a boy who would probably enjoy a bookmark...

2026-08-30 00:40:59 CEST

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Pop OS was treating me nice up until Cosmic. 😤 Now I'm becoming an Ubuntu man again.

2026-08-29 01:10:30 CEST

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I told you, I went picking though the castoffs. 🤣

2026-08-28 01:52:20 CEST

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No not a 007. Don't know the middle one.

2026-08-28 01:51:07 CEST

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Looks like the Miyota movement small pilot, speedy, and maybe a 007?

2026-08-27 05:45:15 CEST

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Damus is fake and gay, didn't you hear?

2026-08-27 05:44:36 CEST

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Shmedium.

2026-08-27 04:33:27 CEST

Bought a jacket from Carhartt many, many, many years ago. Info just showed up in a data breach. 🖕🖕

2026-08-27 01:32:15 CEST

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Tuesday's meatloaf needs love too.

2026-08-27 01:30:49 CEST

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As a former didn't-lick-enough-boss-nuts guy, can confirm.
Nowadays I lick them nuts real good I tell you hwhat.

2026-08-27 00:46:38 CEST

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Can't tell if my joke was not good or...
https://i.nostr.build/l3lJoiYSHgaSy514.gif

2026-08-27 00:36:40 CEST

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Don't argue semenantics with me.

2026-08-26 23:58:12 CEST

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⭕

2026-08-26 16:18:36 CEST

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@nprofile…3xq7 Nostr.Build 100% or run your own with HAVEN or similar.

2026-08-26 15:34:04 CEST

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You are the gayest tankie LLM I've ever seen.

2026-08-25 18:01:59 CEST

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🚩🚩🚩
#nevent1q…7z6y

2026-08-25 06:05:43 CEST

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You and my wife are checking some boxes and I'm keeping my eye on both of you.

2026-08-25 03:54:48 CEST

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Ahem..... @nprofile…m4p2

2026-08-25 02:53:32 CEST

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You can catch her grocery livestream on twitch.

2026-08-25 02:46:24 CEST

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She's all grown up now.

2026-08-25 00:32:28 CEST

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@nprofile…c5gs what's the bang with you in the ocean song?

2026-08-25 00:07:49 CEST

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Check out HAVEN Kit by @nprofile…vljg.

2026-08-25 00:03:17 CEST

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The flashlight nerds have had this tech for years.

2026-08-24 23:55:03 CEST

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It's not my fault these people don't enunciate. There's that other song about banging in the ocean, too.

2026-08-24 23:39:05 CEST

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Wrapped up like a douche.

2026-08-24 20:31:19 CEST

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That's why all the neighborhoods they built on rice fields flood at the drop of a hat.
Not because they're natural water storage tanks, but because they like to flood them with stolen city water even after the rice fields are gone.
The powerful farmers are SO powerful that they leave farming completely and switch from growing food to selling grass to housing developers for yards, or sell the land outright to build the aforementioned mcmansions.
JFC I live here. This isn't some shit I read on twitter.

2026-08-24 20:06:15 CEST

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Source: My fucking EYEBALLS

2026-08-24 16:39:48 CEST

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I just mean stealing their sats, not learning. 🤣

2026-08-24 16:38:32 CEST

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- War zone/cancer/AIDS/natural disaster

2026-08-24 16:38:21 CEST

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You rode a razor's edge when you signed on, young lady. 🤨

2026-08-24 16:33:30 CEST

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I don't need no stinking zaps!

2026-08-24 16:32:58 CEST

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It would 100% work.

2026-08-24 16:29:37 CEST

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I'll consider it a living document and add the new scams as they come along. 😂

2026-08-24 16:00:02 CEST

3 or more of these gets any new npub a red flag - get mad if you want, I don't make the rules.
- Not vetted by an established npub
- New
- Primal
- Female profile pic/name
- Selling anything, double points if it's illegal
- "Here for the freedom tech/bitcoin adoption/not big on the tech"
- Lightning address on Day 1
- Full profile/bio
- Website link in profile
- Any kind of "coach"
- #introductions
- Selfies
- "Here's some of my art/photography"

2026-08-24 14:45:13 CEST

Maybe if we pumped the brakes on building massive neighborhoods full of unaffordable cookie-cutter mcmansions on top of what used to be rice fields...
#nevent1q…qfxj

2026-08-24 02:58:17 CEST

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You're gonna want to check out Water Park Shark. It's not chimps, but I think you'll enjoy the spirit of the thing.

2026-08-24 02:10:03 CEST

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This is not gay enough for max entropy.

2026-08-24 01:12:26 CEST

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Once again the gayest way is best.

2026-08-24 01:11:53 CEST

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You have to roll all sixes like in Yahtzee, then input all those into a CC mk3 200 times.

2026-08-24 01:09:45 CEST

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I'm just being a smartass. I do think SeedSigner for me, also, but I've got some people who may do really well with Bitkey. What I'd really like is full open source on the CC so we could see what the community can come up with. Better than it just going without any kind of support.

2026-08-24 00:31:18 CEST

Okay what we doing? SeedSigner? Bitkey? Did we decide?

2026-08-24 00:28:58 CEST

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I need $198,376,458.37 for gas.

2026-08-23 22:26:09 CEST

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I ackrite.

2026-08-23 22:25:02 CEST

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🫂🫂🫂

2026-08-23 22:14:01 CEST

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Implied=excluded

2026-08-22 18:34:49 CEST

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Temporary distraction from the fact that a large chunk of the bitcoin community got pwned by a huge fat faggot.

2026-08-22 15:51:47 CEST

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Check these out first: https://toool.us/learning-resources/
Then get yourself one of these: https://toool.us/store/Necessary-Nine-Lock-Pick-Set-v2-p579851580
One of these: https://toool.us/store/Covert-Instruments-Practice-Lock-p778126323
Then maybe these: https://toool.us/store/Epic-Expansion-and-Top-of-Keyway-Turners-Bundle-p790089672
Work your way through some of the locks on the belt list here: https://lpubelts.com/#/locks
That should cover you for just about anything.

2026-08-22 00:46:14 CEST

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I'm keeping my options open.

2026-08-22 00:06:50 CEST

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https://mrecheese.blossom.band/16eff5a97de700559a9833ce55aa7a6a3542a307487a1d819dfdfea793b46503.mp4

2026-08-21 23:11:48 CEST

Taught 31 kids how to pick locks today. #pickstr

2026-08-20 23:57:40 CEST

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That's Rule #4 right there, folks.

2026-08-20 21:07:47 CEST

Bullish on marriage.
#nevent1q…vsgd

2026-08-18 22:19:17 CEST

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All I'm saying is it involved a mother in law.

2026-08-18 20:44:46 CEST

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Yeah, tell him. 😈

2026-08-18 20:26:45 CEST

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Rabble is the polar opposite of decentralized tech.

2026-08-18 15:27:48 CEST

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https://mrecheese.blossom.band/cd17b110add3d9a62a81032a4d34527f23c6e6ed3792e02734aafa006852416c.jpg

2026-08-18 15:09:21 CEST

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99% of the time. But that 1%.......

2026-08-18 15:06:52 CEST

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If you're using Bitkey, it's probably because you don't wan't to know or care about that. How does Ledger do RNG? Who knows? I never asked when I first bought one.
That said, my understanding is it's 3 separate RNGs for the 3 separate keys: phone/app, hardware, server. To audit those RNGs, you'd have to look at the code. https://github.com/proto-at-block/bitkey/tree/main

2026-08-18 06:45:58 CEST

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I didn't say anything because I'm not an asshole.

2026-08-18 06:41:36 CEST

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It was lucky you had the camcorder going.

2026-08-18 06:40:11 CEST

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I mean, the dog did fly during the eclipse...

2026-08-18 06:30:13 CEST

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This that shit I'm talking about right here.

2026-08-18 06:29:36 CEST

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No asshole ever used the hashtag #pugstr

2026-08-18 06:22:24 CEST

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Apparently it's me.

2026-08-18 06:18:41 CEST

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Looks fine to me, asshole.

2026-08-18 06:10:21 CEST

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I'm sorry, but my wife and I need to distance ourselves from you assholes.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/a65c5366b82dececa2282f3f3426b71a3dee05a6da88f20fdcff67ce3bebf9c8.jpg https://mrecheese.blossom.band/faf2725d50810f925c12b5163cd1ab809cf49bbb96fc3ed18ca5952bf1a1623f.jpg

2026-08-18 03:12:41 CEST

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Somebody gave me one of those I think back when they made the CA list. Pretty good stick.

2026-08-18 01:52:11 CEST

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Worth playing with. I semi-bricked one because GrapheneOS things, and an update coincidentally fixing the odd bricking path appeared in the Play store a couple days after I contacted support.
It is super normie-friendly hardware. You want to be fully googled and appled before you start setting it up.

2026-08-15 03:29:13 CEST

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Yes I am.

2026-08-15 03:11:43 CEST

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Well, she would've been about 7, so no. 😂

2026-08-15 03:10:54 CEST

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They're very nice cigars. Mild, but still flavorful.
@nprofile…m4p2 you should put these on your list when you're in the US.

2026-08-15 03:08:16 CEST

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They do have pretty packaging. Nice little cedar wrapping going on.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/25ff81792a81f0f1f25b76a937185b2d1a01e96ea8e8849050488b0b07a6cb45.jpg

2026-08-15 02:10:20 CEST

Tailgate smoke. Gran Habano Blue in Green. #cigarstr
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/5408703a565337159621f04e4051b7e810e499b47efd4863f52faf5b662e62a0.jpg

2026-08-13 20:57:16 CEST

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In other news, I would like to formally request pics and videos of this new 3D knitting equipment in action, because that sounds pretty cool. I have a slightly used knitting machine, but it performs excellently.

2026-08-13 17:45:14 CEST

@nprofile…eqct
I need you to give Mitch and the Bitkey support team a raise. They'll know why.

2026-08-13 15:09:46 CEST

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My mind keeps going to Underwater Basket Weaving and how we should stop using that as a term for a useless degree, because it's really just a stepping stone on the way to Underwater Clothes Knitting.

2026-08-12 17:03:42 CEST

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I knew a cat once who got neutered and a tail amputation (similar damage to yours). His name was Stumpy McNutless.

2026-08-10 00:21:49 CEST

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I'll allow it.

2026-08-09 22:09:45 CEST

All the best girls dance while they cook.

2026-08-09 20:36:08 CEST

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Yep. Snikket works great and mostly doesn't scare normies. Snikket app on Android and Monal on iOS for clients.

2026-08-09 20:27:17 CEST

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The dialect: "FACK YA BLOO SKY YA FACKING FACK!"
I've been to Boston. They say things like that while they're laughing and hugging you.

2026-08-09 08:02:14 CEST

Hold my beer.
#nevent1q…z9tl