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Last Notes

2026-03-15 09:58:04 UTC

BIP 110 - read it, don't be told how to think, Bitcoiner.

2026-03-14 08:22:56 UTC

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Sort of... I'm considering non traditional coaching for adults who want to learn.

2026-03-13 14:30:39 UTC

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Taking students

2026-03-13 14:29:47 UTC

There is no worse sound than someone slowly biting a crunchy brittle apple, with reverberation going through their face and sinuses.

2026-02-21 18:55:26 UTC

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Watch it. 2x speed if 3 min is too long

2026-02-21 18:45:04 UTC

There was beautiful and touching obituary to Matt Odell's reputation today.
https://youtu.be/5_aOb0Mru28

2026-02-15 02:37:13 UTC

Running BIP 110

2026-01-27 10:04:38 UTC

If anyone wants a video of how to enable BIP110 on Parmanode, here it is. Please share.
https://youtu.be/JpvNDL9Opns

2026-01-04 14:47:49 UTC

If you had two ParmaDrives, you can keep one offsite, and it acts as you personal cloud storage.
I configure a private secure connection between the machines, and you click buttons and back up the files you want to back up.
The software functionality is embedded into Parmanode as a premium feature.
https://parman.org

2026-01-01 08:40:15 UTC

You can just keep buying bitcoin without trying to predict the price

2025-12-29 12:32:03 UTC

Crypto is barter.
Bitcoin is money.

2025-12-28 11:17:33 UTC

The reason Bitcoin is not going up is because you're being stubborn and not getting a ParmanodL Bitcoin laptop node.
I'm not angry.
I'm just disappointed.
Especially you, @nprofile…d8n5

2025-12-25 14:46:35 UTC

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Why not piano?

2025-12-25 13:59:56 UTC

Buy bitcoin and play Bach.
Hurry up, life is short.

2025-12-23 14:33:46 UTC

If someone were to be playing a racing simulation game like Gran Turismo, doing laps and honing their skills, a person watching might get insanely bored, but the person playing could be in the zone, forgetting all their troubles, and highly focussed, while having a great time...
This is what I think it's like to hear someone playing Bach, vs playing Bach yourself.
I promise, it's incredible. It's not just some melody you might like to hum along to or not - there is so much going on on so many levels.
I wish for you to experience it.

2025-12-23 08:04:57 UTC

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https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqs023k7mq8wzejvd44e3t74v2esuwu4jkxapurtv6gwttynhurpghq2ey5tj

2025-12-23 07:47:22 UTC

The encheapification of Bitcoin is a gift.
Merry Christmas.

2025-12-23 05:17:01 UTC

I'm sorry to have to bring you this news, but you need significantly more bitcoin than you currently have today.

2025-12-22 11:30:01 UTC

A Bitcoin node is not software or a machine...
It is a person who actively decides what Bitcoin is by connecting to their preferred version when required.
During times of peace, no connection is necessary (for this specified purpose -there are other reasons, see links below).
During war, eg 2017, only those making a choice are nodes.
If a person connects their wallet to Parmanode or Star9, or Umbrel, but doesn't agree with it when push comes to shove, they are not a node.
So it's not just copies of the blockchain in active sync, because if it was just about that, it's plenty redundant.
Fundamentally it's people who are not passive.
The software is just to help them be an active participant when required.
https://armantheparman.com/why-should-you-run-your-own-bitcoin-node/
https://armantheparman.com/decentralisation/

2025-12-22 11:12:37 UTC

Filters

2025-12-22 07:47:18 UTC

New luxurious ParmaDon ™ service I've started, where in addition to Bitcoin mentorship, I also become the Bitcoin godfather for your family (inheritance circle) for the rest of my life.
Https://parman.org/ParmaDon
I have to limit numbers of course, I'm just one person with limited time.

2025-12-21 14:10:15 UTC

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Glad to inspire you.
What was the problem with Parmanode?
If all you wanted was knots, it can do that, it's your choice.

2025-12-20 13:30:57 UTC

Book review of The Communist Manifesto (spoiler alert)...
It starts of with a deep dive into "waaa, waaa, it's not fair", and ends spectacularly with "waaa".

2025-12-15 16:56:17 UTC

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Here, you'd be called a dumb cunt, but if well liked, a silly cunt.

2025-12-15 16:53:44 UTC

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That's right, cunt 👍🏻

2025-12-15 16:52:37 UTC

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Two birds with one stone

2025-12-15 16:51:47 UTC

The foundation of technical analysis...
If the price goes one way, then it keeps going that way, because momentum, but if it turns around, then it goes the other way with the new momentum, and keeps going that way.
Unless it turns around.
Triangles help, Daniel San. Always triangle. Close eye.

2025-12-15 12:26:15 UTC

Everyone who is part of your inheritance circle can come to ParmaDon for assistance.
https://parman.org/parmadon

2025-12-15 12:15:20 UTC

If your friend has never called you a cunt, then, I hate to break this to you, but you're not actually friends.
Of course the other possibility is that you're a really nice person 😬

2025-12-12 05:37:54 UTC

Once upon a time, someone exploited a bug and got 184 billion bitcoins.
The VALID TRANSACTIONS were rugged by Satoshi to keep bitcoin going.
Today, another exploit (that Core refuses to acknowledge or fix) is damaging Bitcoin.
Similarly to the previous bug fix, where a malicious exploiter was rugged, should "valid transaction" be a reason to not fix Bitcoin?
It requires consensus that fixing a life threatening bug overrides immutability.
It's uncomfortable to talk about, but if you think about it, OF COURSE the survival of Bitcoin logically supercedes immutability.
And so, the debate should be about if this is really going to destroy Bitcoin if left unchecked. That conversation is being drowned out by appealing to less important principles of money.
I think we should first determine that, then encourage discussions about how to fix it, always remembering that the highest principle is Bitcoin surviving as digital sound money for the world.
It's OK to entertain an idea, like rugging malicious spammers, perhaps deciding against it, or not, or finding an alternative.
It was easier to fix when Satoshi was in charge and Bitcoin wasn't decentralised, now we all have to decide, all while the enemy is sending bots, and Adam Back, to muddy the waters and distract us from the most important conversations.

2025-12-08 16:55:25 UTC

My learning/teaching/coding about securing Bitcoin has spilled over to trustlessly securing personal data.
Do not lose that video of your kid's face-closeup eating popping candy for the first time ever, or when your toddler brother whipped it out and pee'd on the McDonald's playground at your 4th birthday party.
Running a ParmaDrive would help you secure your data both offsite and onsite with redundant storage.
Essay and link to get one here (blue button for the essay)...
https://parman.org/parmadrive
DM if you need help designing a particular system.

2025-12-06 07:19:13 UTC

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Can you explain what the time stamping will achieve I'm not quite sure

2025-12-06 07:18:13 UTC

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Only AI could have responded with this detail so fast

2025-12-06 07:15:41 UTC

I spent the last 3 days intensely thinking to create something new for computer security, making ParmanodL computers safer, but applicable to others who would want to copy. It involved...
1) Aggressive whiteboard doodling with frizzy hair
2) Long battles with retarded AI to test and probe
3)5 hr insominia mind's eye designing
4) Code testing
It's a way to solve the injection problem when making software patches that require restricted access.
Normally you'd need to physically enter the sudo password to permit (a deal breaker for web GUI), and if triggering the patch remotely, it's dangerous to send the sudo pass via a browser, or have the browser trigger scripts run by root.
It's solved with a restricted bucket directory, a sudoers.d-preapproved patch-running script, that enforces pgp signature checks before moving git pull patche files to the restricted area for running.
This way, parman-approved patch scripts can't be modified once they are in the restricted area, and beforehand if they are modified, The signature will be invalidated. This makes the script safe to execute with root privileges triggered by a remote browser, as nothing but parman-signed code can run.
It's super niche, but new, so maybe I'll do a publication somewhere.
Of course this is dependent on trusting Parmanode software in the first place, which you imply when entering your sudo password when requested.
The modification means you don't have to keep doing it, and no extra risk is added.
Similar to how you PGP check a wallet once when you install it, not every time you do a transaction.
The wallet you are running can actually maliciously change after you've PGP-approved and installed it, but Parmanode restricted bucket files can't.
This is one more reason to get a clean transaction computer at the very least, for bitcoin transactions - don't use your regular computer.

2025-12-05 18:08:18 UTC

Most people don't have $400 available to buy bitcoin in an emergency.

2025-12-03 04:23:29 UTC

It's a nice feeling knowing you can't get fucked in the arse because you bitcoin is in self custody.

2025-12-01 18:15:42 UTC

Not buying bitcoin during these stupid crazy cheap prices is wrong and gay.

2025-11-27 17:52:37 UTC

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No, don't say bewbz

2025-11-27 17:51:53 UTC

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There are grateful women?

2025-11-27 17:50:00 UTC

On Twitter, apparently it's supposed to be a tree, or two people holding hands.
Here, it can only look like one thing...
https://blossom.primal.net/3ae48c46629ed48aff14ea21ef30af0acb39611bf95e14b50e536779c16200fc.jpg

2025-11-27 16:42:57 UTC

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Additionally, if you need someone to remotely do a manual tune up from time to time, you can opt in for that too (smol fee).

2025-11-27 16:39:47 UTC

When you order a node from Parman, you get tech support by Parman.
And if you opt in at checkout (smol fee), you get a personal tour of the machine and software I made, over a video call.
parman.org

2025-11-22 14:45:36 UTC

Do you think Parmanode is looking pretty? https://blossom.primal.net/0bbf12e3595eebef6a446dc0ab4ec0ed4060d0dc2e201bbfa65faa469720f0d8.png

2025-11-21 06:14:08 UTC

People no longer saying "bingo card" was not on my bingo card for 2025.

2025-11-20 05:50:38 UTC

Sexy Bitcoin Station - Some people can't get enough 😘
This is ParmanodL, ParmAirGap and ParmaDrive.
https://blossom.primal.net/797b6277e81bbd5fa8ae4196240094bf66da44c25bbbf6baa4ccc7f27beead78.jpg

2025-11-18 06:34:19 UTC

If you have orange pill victims who need help with hardware wallet setup, and you can't do it yourself, or don't feel confident, you can order a BitBox02 from parman dot org, and select an add-on to get a discounted consultation from me to help set it up.
https://blossom.primal.net/58f710e2835771982462d863ae0cf50345bd2afdf9c551dd4f9485c798e57ca7.png

2025-11-09 17:56:54 UTC

Blank canvas for Parmanode4 - some people want mouse action, so a browser interface is being added. The old-school terminal interaction will always be available; don't worry, everyone, calm down!
https://blossom.primal.net/458ed55cd74aa57d67582cbd22e72d78e9a814110396e48edcdc88324bcd50e1.png

2025-11-07 06:46:47 UTC

Parman's #nerdtips
Do you want to know why a lot of base64 numbers (not all) end with = or ==?
eg dGhlIHNhbXBsZSBub25jZQ==
This might seem boring, but explaining it covers a lot of interesting things (also, I'm assuming you know what base64 is, but I will take requests to explain that another time).
The = sign is not part of the character set (64 characters) of base64. It's used for padding at the end (for remainders), when the data to be encoded doesn't fit evenly in the byte-groups that will be used.
It starts with understanding that base 64 encodes data with 6 bits at a time (00000000-00111111 in binary can hold the values 0 to 63 in decimal), and the smallest data communication unit in modern computers, a byte, has 8 bits (8 bits can hold 0 to 255, ie 256 different numbers).
So instead of wasting two leading bits per byte, the lowest common multiple of 6 and 8 is used as a minimum "packet" for base64 storage - that common multiple is 24.
So 3 bytes (24 bits) will correspond to four base64 characters.
But, if the number of characters needed doesn't divide evenly, ie, there is a remainder, then the = sign indicates whether there is one or two entire unused bytes at the end.
For example, let's say there is a large number (all data on a computer is a number) that requires 21 base64 characters to encode.
That would use up 3 bytes for each 4 base64 characters (4 characters fit per 3 bytes), so 5 groups of 3 bytes (15 bytes) will be used for the first 20 characters.
The last character will sit inside a 3-byte group on its own. The first byte of the three will have 6 bits with two unused bits, and then there are two entire unused bytes, so two ='s are added at the end of the base64 number.
BUT WHY?
Why not just print the base64 number and omit the = sign(s)?
Because their purpose isn't for encoding the number - the purpose is for the time when the number is going to be decoded back to bytes.
It is done in groups of 3 bytes, and without the = sign, the decoder won't know if there is a remainder or not, and the empty bytes will be interpreted as a zero instead of padding.
https://armantheparman.com/nerdtips

2025-11-05 07:57:20 UTC

Bitcoiner life tip, just my opinion, don't hate me for it...
Don't be impatient for Bitcoin to win, and don't wait for your life to become good based on how Bitcoin performs.
Appreciation for life can happen now, and hope for the future can remain intact.
Making your life better can happen now in ways other than the ones you imagine you need extra wealth for.
I'm not saying not to acknowledge the shit things, I'm saying there are always ways to improve the situation, and working towards that with a low time preference can be very satisfying too.
Sign up to my non-existent newsletter for more tips.

2025-11-04 10:59:09 UTC

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It's not Core vs Knots, it's Core fucked up.

2025-11-02 16:18:34 UTC

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What the fallacy?

2025-11-02 09:34:12 UTC

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Unfollowed

2025-11-02 08:14:11 UTC

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Oh shit, sounds like a scammer's post

2025-11-02 08:09:25 UTC

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Fuck the UN

2025-11-02 08:07:29 UTC

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Yeah it does, schoolteachers know shit when it comes to Bitcoin.

2025-11-02 07:49:29 UTC

Teachers - it's a privilege having the attention of young students and teaching them a class.
DO NOT abuse that privilege by introducing your personal political beliefs.

2025-10-30 11:55:30 UTC

The problem with arbitrary data tolerance is that it doesn't contribute to Bitcoin being money.
It's like promoting the electrical conductivity of gold as a reason for it to be money.
You might think that's not so bad but...
The problem it causes, having arbitrary data, is subjectivity, and various attacks - it's easier to stand for none of it, and remain objectively supporting Bitcoin as money.
You don't need to define what spam is - it's a subset of arbitrary data.
You don't need to defend Bitcoin being a free speech platform (it's not), and explain why CSAM can't be blocked - it's a subset of arbitrary data.
You don't need to care that not all arbitrary data can't be stopped - your principles are what guides you, and with the right principles, if people concur, consensus is easy to achieve.
Right now, we're fractured, because people who don't want spam feel like they have to allow it because it's hard to define (and because shitcoiners and fiat maxis are disguising themselves as one of us, muddying the waters, looking at Lopp and others).
I'm saying this is unnecessary. Just be against arbitrary data; it's not part of Bitcoin's purpose.
If you desire extra "nice to have" features from arbitrary data, in addition to Bitcoin's pure monetary features, then you have to accept spam and CSAM, and unwanted additional attacks, and also damaging infighting.

2025-10-30 06:53:24 UTC

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No. Want it?

2025-10-28 18:09:02 UTC

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Wasn't well worded, I must say

2025-10-28 18:07:42 UTC

All Parman.org products thus far have been ad/sponsorship free.
But starting in 3 days, they will continue to be ad/sponsorship free.

2025-10-27 05:38:38 UTC

People saying bingo card in 2025 was not on my bingo card

2025-10-25 16:03:09 UTC

Smol announcement, I won't be making ParmanodL with Pi4's anymore. I have one left, and it's cheap. $350 USD (has 2Tb external SSD)

2025-10-20 06:58:13 UTC

Yet another contradiction...
If you argue it's important that people don't use many different node implementations, even quoting Satoshi's opinion on it, then you should agree Core should more carefully consider what users want, and not "forcefully" change default settings, pushing people away to other implementations - that fact that the mempool policy changes are not related to block consensus rules is no defence; it's clearly been a factor in pushing people away.
Also, it's not about the strict definition of "force", and debating this is a distraction. The fact is, uniformity in one domain was sacrificed for another, CAUSED by tinkering with Bitcoin code.
"Forced", "Caused", like, whatever, that kind of language has no place, I mean, shouldn't be considered.
Spelling it out...
1) "We need mempools to be uniform, so spammers don't go directly to miners, or this will cause miner centralisation" (Adam Back, in particular is championing this nonsense).
That uniformity desire CONTRADICTS the one about node runners...
2) Core can do whatever they want, if you don't like it, run a different implementation.
Which contradicts...
A) I'm educating you why you shouldn't run knots, and why Core making unilateral changes is a good thing.
B) If you run Knots you're a Knotzi Filerooor retard.
QED
https://blossom.primal.net/45711a40146ad6d29a619580ff3346156b9a3184e4dc6c4c1fbc4f2d6b420549.jpg

2025-10-15 08:22:12 UTC

Life cycle of a DCA transaction...
When your filthy bank releases your government tyranny tokens to your exchange after a malicious 24 hour hold (for your safety), the price of bitcoin pamps 10% moments before the tyrannical coins are shown in your Coinbase account.
You then no-look insta smash yolo market buy bitcoin.
But there's a problem...
Your Coinbase account page shows a bitcoin balance, but you're not looking at bitcoin, you're looking at Coinbase's database entry of what they owe you. So the job isn't finished.
You will withdraw, and then after you prove you have access to your email, and you're not using Tor, and you complete a captcha, and log in to authenticator and enter numbers, and then a phone text confirmation, THHHEEENN, Coinbase employees will go to their ParmanodL laptop and locate a UTXO from their watching wallet, and then make a transaction to your bitcoin address, and then export the tx to their ParmAirGap machine for signing, which then returns the signed transaction back to the ParmanodL transaction/node latop, and broadcasts the signed transactions to it's own bitcoin Knots server (on the same machine).
The node then shares the unconfirmed transaction to other nodes, and they "gossip" share it to all the other nodes in the world.
Eventually, your Datum instance on your ParmanodL machine will fashion from its filtered mempool a potential block and include your incoming transaction. One of your BitAxes will then mine the block and win.
It will then gossip the winning block before other miners claim victory, and all the nodes in the world will update their "tip" block. All miners will then attempt to win the next block.
You mining address will be paid a bit over 3.125 bitcoin which is allowed to be spent after 100 blocks, congratulations 🎉, but also in that winning block is the transaction that Coinbase paid your address.
Your ParmanodL laptop that has Sparrow open, and syncing with your fulcrum/electrs server, which syncs to your bitcoin Knots blockchain (all on the same machine), will notice the new payment in the fulcrum/electrs database and Sparrow will show the new bitcoin in your wallet.
Feeling deep and unshakable satisfaction, you then close all the apps, and leave the laptop open, connected to power, monitor dimmed, so that Knots running in the background will stay up to date, and go outside to touch grass, as they say.
You know you can totally shut it down, but you prefer leaving it on as is ready instantly when you need it, and you will for your mentoring video meeting with Parman next morning.
Tomorrow, you will do it all again.

2025-10-14 06:07:01 UTC

People just don't know how good ParmaDrive is.
So be it.

2025-10-13 23:25:42 UTC

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Exactly. Core didn't need to change peoples' defaults

2025-10-13 16:27:25 UTC

Humanity is going to do just fine without an immutable database of arbitrary data, but is completely fuçk3d if we don't have Bitcoin as MONEY.
We only get one chance.
Run Knots, hurry up.

2025-10-13 12:19:24 UTC

If bitcoin was highly valuable as money by the entire world population, and the block subsidy was zero, and fee revenue for miners was next to nothing, how much would an ASIC cost?
Very little right?
Does that make it easier or harder to get 51% of all of them and attack Bitcoin?
The cheap machines would be attractive to attackers, but also to those with wealth wanting to defend their own wealth.
What's important is not precisely calculating today what percentage of attackers and defenders there will be then, but acknowledging the fact that fees are not required for the competitive nature of mining to remain, and that being that case, it still defends Bitcoin, and all talk of tail emission should be stopped immediately.

2025-10-13 10:17:04 UTC

If you imagine being an outside observer of the entire universe, you'll see an incredibly vast and highly complex system that sparsley sprouts pockets of replicative self-aware blobs (life), unable to fully appreciate what exists, and mostly just absorbed with themselves rather than all that exists.