Brie
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HR both hates and loves me 💰

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2026-08-07 04:04:41 UTC

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Borg just stfu

2026-08-07 02:07:37 UTC

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You can be useful by reminding people that good actors would never seriously risk a chain split with no replay protection
The only time you don’t add replay protection is if you plan to rob users

2026-08-07 01:37:27 UTC

Super convenient for the bip110 folks that @nprofile…vk44 (who was one of the only people who understood the absolutely fucked scam bip110 was) is out of the way
Disgraceful.
Watch how the people push ing bip110 convince you guys to navigate this so they can rob you
NVK is not the only one who understands chain splits and replay protection 👀

2026-08-06 18:48:38 UTC

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I’ll check thanks! 🙏

2026-08-06 17:32:14 UTC

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See how the user icons are kind of collapsed
https://blossom.primal.net/c306a8e590442ec66ee144971ff8632b5a73c2b8699c5479e3055f9df050f49e.jpg

2026-08-06 17:30:40 UTC

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Yeah haha idk why 😂 it’s probably this shit box phone I’m using that’s like 7 iPhones ago tbh

2026-08-06 12:11:03 UTC

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That is definitely the most fair assessment I’ve seen anyone give tbh

2026-08-06 10:13:53 UTC

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Yeah this was… a very very technical job

2026-08-06 10:06:32 UTC

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I’ve been through a lot in bitcoin years… this made me angrier and more sad than anything before

2026-08-06 04:08:31 UTC

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Send the GitHub so I can review plz and if I like it, I will 💜

2026-08-06 04:06:23 UTC

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✊

2026-08-06 04:05:20 UTC

The new @nprofile…kclk layout keeps making me accidentally like my own post 😭 plz help with this… I cringe every time it happens

2026-08-06 03:56:09 UTC

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Again this is pure speculation… I don’t think even the <5 that potentially knew (INCLUDING Doc-Hex) are the initial attacker
I’m not going to get into the details of that, the (likely) attacker(s) are now the rightful owners of the coin by the rules of cryptography and I have no interest in tracking them down… script kiddies are the least interesting population on the planet, just dumb luck right place at the right time
I think a small group of people went through hell for the past 2.5 years trying to navigate the fact that they were standing on a land mine and if EVEN ONE of us moved in the wrong direction, everyone around us dies
I think whoever the initial attacker was had to have been watching us very, very closely and that part is the part that still makes me slightly afraid
I think whoever set the RBF limits and swept initially knew us intimately and my bet is on the fact that they are active on nostr whoever they are
That’s a puzzle for the white hats, not this 🐥
#nevent1q…xy7s

2026-08-06 03:42:06 UTC

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IF this was a clumsy dev, it’s because they used machine code
Hard to believe with docs supposed history, but possible
Sometimes an LLM WILL introduce errors to “fix” the code and it puts out pseudo code… I just
I don’t get it because doc was 100% a better engineer than I am and I even knew to put the rules on my LLM
I do know that in 2021 LLMs were so very constrained
There’s just a lot that does not add up
You don’t do dual libs and if you do you don’t make it fail open, it’s fails closed and throws warnings
To me this was very very libertarian design… take off all the warning labels and hope people know how the fuck to swim and also disable a bomb

2026-08-06 03:37:45 UTC

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I don’t say this in cruel way, I say this in a blunt way… to me it seems like you’d make different choices when interacting with me if you knew I was calling you out since 2024
Idk, machines are easy, people are hard

2026-08-06 03:36:18 UTC

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I think they were fucking with me a little too hard for people who had a massive catastrophic failure that would rug their entire families and friends on their hands
I think doc pwned the fuck out of them

2026-08-06 03:15:51 UTC

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That’s amazing

2026-08-06 02:32:02 UTC

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It’s what people pay LLMs to research and or write code

2026-08-06 02:31:34 UTC

I would like to say something that I may be completely wrong about… but FWIW, I actually do not believe either @nprofile…93wg nor @nprofile…vk44 knew
Between the two of them + their small circle, I’ve had probably close to hundreds of interactions with them over the past 2.5 years
Either they are incredibly skilled actors (very, very possible) OR (much more likely) they had literally no idea
I actually think the number of people who knew HAD to be <5 people

2026-08-06 02:16:53 UTC

The craziest thing about all of this is I’ve STILL, to this day, never used > $7 in inference tokens 😂
Anyway,
SEEKING: the next 🧩 puzzle
The door is open… 🐇

2026-08-06 00:41:59 UTC

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> There have been many extremely autistic people concerned about RNG for about 50 years.
I feel attacked 😂
#nevent1q…awc9

2026-08-05 21:39:54 UTC

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Haha I am well aware that LN is a shitcoin… crazy wild fact, despite having used Bitcoin for payments since the beginning… I never used LN ever until I showed up to nostr after I found out about Doc McStuffins LibNgU 😂

2026-08-05 14:55:00 UTC

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People be like “he built that to be there” so… no evidence

2026-08-05 14:54:12 UTC

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
“and in a final act of love, Atlas Shrugged”

2026-08-05 14:43:36 UTC

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It was… so fucked up in so many, many ways that most people will never truly understand.
The amount of hurt that took place here, on nostr, for the past 2.5 years feels like it has imprinted on me in a way that has radically changed me

2026-08-05 14:24:01 UTC

Death to shit coins.
A bad RNG that pulled fr LITERALLY a cloaked library (called Library “Number Go Up”) IS a back door
There is NO OTHER way to look at this from a hardware engineering perspective
Please learn Micropython and tell me what you think about what happened
This was a HIGHLY skilled hacker who clowned in everyone’s faces for years while putting a number of other engineers in bondage.
Everyone is making this situation so much worse, hopped out of one scam right into the next one… fed all their data into “frontier” llms without the appropriate sandboxing and security measures.
llms designed by intelligence teams that have long hated bitcoin and then produced AI slop patches for Bitcoin projects that the llms found, funded by the same fund that funded the first scam
I just… I cannot
Shit coinery is absolutely despicable

2026-08-05 12:20:58 UTC

The unfolding radicalizing hardware devs in the wrong direction.
“Audits radicalize” indeed.

2026-08-05 11:44:57 UTC

Please stop saying “it was between submodules” and call it what it was… a backdoor

2026-08-04 23:27:54 UTC

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Amen and amen

2026-08-04 16:03:43 UTC

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It is the number one reason I’m here and have stayed here

2026-08-04 14:28:14 UTC

Redisclosing here for time stamp redundancy
https://blossom.primal.net/9e085f68a4e0f3497c6162a43a502ca6c24c49b109a88ad37edd26ed2953f8d0.png

2026-08-04 13:53:25 UTC

I remember being a kid and reading stories about the original L0pht and thinking… “there’s no way this unfolded the way they are telling this story”
And holy f what a nightmare they were

2026-08-04 13:50:19 UTC

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Sometimes two people are passing each other, in different directions 🧭

2026-08-04 11:03:10 UTC

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One scam wasn’t enough I see 🤣😭

2026-08-04 11:01:57 UTC

Starting to make sense why these people were acting like they resented the fact that they couldn’t cut my face off and sew it on their own
Are not, have not, and will not ever be cypherpunks.

2026-08-04 05:53:22 UTC

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The part where I was actually spiraling and in a full fledged state of distress that I’ve never known before and hopefully will never know again
#nevent1q…rdje

2026-08-04 04:34:42 UTC

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FINE.

2026-08-04 04:00:25 UTC

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😭😂🤣😭😂🤣 it never ends, just 7 of us on nostr and everyone is intelligence

2026-08-04 03:01:58 UTC

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I mean not explicitly for the record… but he is the entire reason I learned micropython
Because he had a daily war against node.js and JS and obviously I’m not f going to be build anything in C++ in 2026

2026-08-04 03:00:51 UTC

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The most paradoxical thing of all of this is @nprofile…vk44 taught me how to find this
He literally indirectly mentored me through finding this over the past 2 years
Makes no sense

2026-08-04 01:51:11 UTC

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^^ even in crisis my dad jokes are the best on nostr IMO

2026-08-04 01:50:39 UTC

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Honestly just go back to the woods 😭 if I could I wood

2026-08-04 01:41:59 UTC

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The entropy bug in the cc wallets was, quite literally, trivial to find
There was a 0 (where there should not have been) that fixed compilation errors… this would have been obvious to ANY low level hardware dev that reviewed this
It was literally defined to NOT call THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF SOURCE CODE AND IT WAS NOT EVEN CONFUSING TO READ
No one needed a super high powered Chinese LLM pointed at it
This is like the equivalent of hiring a multilingual person that specializes in interpreting ancient heiroglyphics to come to your house and read your 5 year old “Jack and Jill went up the hill”
#nevent1q…ld7c

2026-08-04 01:34:56 UTC

It feels like someone is ripping my fucking heart out of my chest
How this situation can continue to get worse and/or any more cucked feels absolutely unbelievable to me
YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND IF YOU THINK WE ARE OUTSOURCING AMERICAN INTELLIGENCE TO COMMUNISM

2026-08-03 23:10:15 UTC

If it ain’t one fucking influencer that your absolutely ball gargling, it’s another
@nprofile…vpu2 you need to be paying very very close attention as this is escalating rapidly
https://blossom.primal.net/40d0439efbc9360121855c91ba2018994609a2a5855bd7500ae35d3e61b5961d.png

2026-08-03 20:48:08 UTC

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It’s quite confusing as a design choice, it’s most confusing when you have PRNG AND then design a fail open system infra…

2026-08-03 19:48:24 UTC

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Hindsight is 20/20

2026-08-03 19:45:16 UTC

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SSD will save you a lot of time! I use HDD a lot still but that’s because I’m cheap hahahah

2026-08-03 19:11:57 UTC

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. @nprofile…fg9w makes an important point here… even IF a good guy had found this bug months or years ago, the end result would have been the same
A PRNG failure IS a check mate scenario for an external auditor
There would have been ZERO options to ethically disclose a vulnerability at this scale
The most that you can do is hope and pray that no one else ever discovers how searchable the key space is
what CoinKite did in their codebase is extremely layered to explain… and IMPOSSIBLE to test unless you broke licensing rules… but to put it simply they collapsed the key space from the size of the entire known universe down to the size of a toy box
First attackers will grind out the big toys but eventually they will find the marbles
Coldcard is a broken tool and its entities are effectively bankrupt
As a lifetime bitcoin self custody advocate, I wish there was more that could have been done
There was not
I have some thoughts about the maintainers of this repo… someone knew this code didn’t compile… whoever you are, wherever you are, you have been one of the biggest disgraces to Bitcoin in the history of Bitcoin
When your code does not compile, it is software failure telling you something is wrong
The fact that you changed a value to 0 to get the code to fucking compile was either an inside hit job or the most braindead negligence in hardware engineering…
If I were an external investor, I would have so many questions
#nevent1q…ppt0

2026-08-03 18:56:09 UTC

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Thinking a lot about how important RBF is
#nevent1q…u52q

2026-08-03 13:48:27 UTC

Does anyone thinks it’s super sus how Kimi k3 is being shilled so hard during all of this when it’s pretty obvious it had nothing to do with anything

2026-08-03 13:25:02 UTC

Please stop saying you’re going to point an LLM at hardware for hardware audits… hardware is audited by reproducing the firmware
Next thing you know people are really going to be out here pretending like they didn’t see me with a soldering iron looking like breaking bad

2026-08-03 13:19:08 UTC

Miss me with the opportunistic robocop shit

2026-08-03 11:13:53 UTC

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Yes boltz is down

2026-08-03 10:46:58 UTC

GM
Once again the 7 of us on nostr embroiled in global drama
OUR CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME

2026-08-03 02:28:59 UTC

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Loved you so much…
#nevent1q…6u4z

2026-08-03 02:22:48 UTC

Brah nostr 4 l doe r

2026-08-02 23:10:58 UTC

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Noooooo 😭

2026-08-02 21:53:32 UTC

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Omg I’m sorry that’s so sad… did not mean to be offensive to those that have passed, it just really SO scary and chills me to my bones

2026-08-02 21:46:25 UTC

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Yessss it just got added it’s sooooooooo sad

2026-08-02 21:23:22 UTC

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The highest timeline is one where Ben pivots from Creed to Limp Bizkit
This is how I know there is a God
#nevent1q…pux3

2026-08-02 21:15:51 UTC

Can we go back to watch parties…
I know this is so morbid but I want you guys to watch the Idaho Murders on Netflix w me lol im so intrigued by this specific case
Its scares me so bad

2026-08-02 21:12:52 UTC

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That is so sad, also I imagine key space is collapsing for people who rolled dice but didn’t do it correctly

2026-08-02 17:39:39 UTC

https://blossom.primal.net/ba366c8babbe68566e190d3b80652316e87ee3f76846941bb3d3b09ad94025f8.gif

2026-08-02 17:30:33 UTC

Terrible time in history to understand physics, mathematics, and also literally anything at all in the entire universe

2026-08-02 17:25:08 UTC

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There’s a list of words that if I never hear them again it would be too soon

2026-08-02 13:50:05 UTC

It would scare people the amount of receipts I have
https://blossom.primal.net/ba2b77a6e37ba14f3aae4c9ec826a04993e19e1ecf1a2db52f89f667377ffbbe.jpg

2026-08-02 12:25:47 UTC

I have been talking about concerns over low entropy for 2.5+ years
And THE ONLY public personality who I heard or saw publicly comment on it, recently, in a meaningful way (prior to 48 hours ago) was @nprofile…wfys in his strange trip interview
AFAIK the number of people who were telling me they were still rolling their own dice was trivial, despite me starting entropy discussions at least 20-25x (by count of public mention) since 2024

2026-08-02 11:32:16 UTC

GM
Absolute fucking clownery going on all around us

2026-08-02 11:08:25 UTC

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This trend where everyone dog piles onto a person for every little thing in bitcoin is getting so out of control

2026-08-02 03:21:01 UTC

The reason @nprofile…j774 is taking such a heavy hit rn is because he stood up for privacy devs
That’s what the establishment does
They make you fucking crazy, they make you scared they will hurt your babies, they make you realize that you could never trust your friends or anyone around you
They torture you, steal your money, steal your identity, steal your intellectual property
They find your weakness and they exploit it
Same old song and dance
At least he can say he’s not cucked though

2026-08-02 02:47:17 UTC

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Is it different when it’s your fucking family?

2026-08-02 02:43:32 UTC

Now you know, it’s always cypherpunks who take the fall for you… now you get it

2026-08-02 02:31:23 UTC

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Directionally correct yes

2026-08-02 01:42:48 UTC

If you have never worked with micropython a day in your life please just STFU
Hardware is INCREDIBLY HARD

2026-08-02 01:31:43 UTC

Standing down 🏴

2026-08-02 01:00:15 UTC

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Bitcoin is anarchy and sovereignty

2026-08-01 23:34:45 UTC

I’m w you

2026-08-01 23:29:32 UTC

🪐 🪐✊

2026-08-01 23:17:34 UTC

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I know I sound like a broken record but I once again have to give credit to EV and Amir

2026-08-01 22:13:30 UTC

Familia
https://blossom.primal.net/ae1f44688370105b9524a4ee4727d0e1ed8d9b76a99a6df50bfed56c77b07bd7.jpg

2026-08-01 21:56:02 UTC

Okay first off… if you’re an ambulance chasing attorney saying “there will be accountability”
GO F YOURSELF
You are (and have always been) an attack on bitcoin

2026-08-01 21:28:41 UTC

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It is actually so f odd that dice rolls were the thing that was the savior here… people have made fun of me for rolling for so long lol

2026-08-01 18:22:36 UTC

OMFGGGGG the defcon badges are so cool this year

2026-08-01 01:53:52 UTC

I’ve said this before and I’m going to say it again…
Most of the people who started from the bottom with me in bitcoin, unfortunately, didn’t make it here
I built my empire with them
I have a lot of survivor guilt
Onwards

2026-08-01 01:34:56 UTC

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Oh wow love

2026-08-01 01:13:32 UTC

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Congrats to you guys! Nice to see people happy

2026-07-31 23:35:48 UTC

My mom just said “fuck you meta… I gotta call my daughter”

2026-07-31 23:33:39 UTC

My mom just called me and said “DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT ROGUE AI THAT IS BUSTING INTO ALL OF THAT STUFF” and bro
I’m overstimulated

2026-07-31 20:02:20 UTC

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🫂

2026-07-31 19:47:15 UTC

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https://blossom.primal.net/69b856c8de0d0af57157688856f4a0d145e901a1a17065e55d8ff74b665e4893.jpg

2026-07-31 19:21:48 UTC

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I guess? Idk I think it’s maybe like lots of nodes with paid APIs or something I still don’t really get it

2026-07-31 19:00:33 UTC

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I’m so glad I’m not the only one who had to google what this was
#nevent1q…9903

2026-07-31 15:53:15 UTC

Somethin somethin “Go blow the dust off your plaques”

2026-07-31 03:53:58 UTC

For the record, 1) I would still use a coldcard exactly the way I would have previously used it
2) best practices are still best practice
3) this is why we musig, passphrase, dice roll, multi vendor, and geo distribute multiple keys
4) CSFS + CTV is probably a good idea

2026-07-31 03:39:33 UTC

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Alcohol might lie to you, but I’m not the one getting rugged
#nevent1q…0cxn

2026-07-31 01:34:10 UTC

Collapsed. Key. Space.

2026-07-31 00:57:24 UTC

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Every time. Every single time.

2026-07-31 00:56:42 UTC

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LLMs

2026-07-31 00:54:20 UTC

There’s a phrase about leading a horse to water… the problem is horses are smarter than humans