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2026-07-21 01:42:08 CEST

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Getting this tatooed on my bicep in duckduckgo.ai translated Latin:
Infeliciter, currum flavo colore pingere et homines capere non potes.
#nevent1q…ynt8

2026-07-19 18:48:15 CEST

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2026-07-17 12:13:51 CEST

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It would be great to get some qigong content from you!
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2026-07-16 19:52:20 CEST

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My whole life long I've been asking: when is nerd boy summer?
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2026-07-16 19:47:27 CEST

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Let us pray the robots never want sex.

2026-07-16 19:45:53 CEST

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2026-07-16 05:32:49 CEST

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😂😂

2026-07-16 03:27:53 CEST

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2026-07-13 23:49:28 CEST

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Give Odell his own 1 AM slot on Fox News

2026-07-09 09:10:10 CEST

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💯

2026-07-07 23:35:48 CEST

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2026-07-05 23:04:09 CEST

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It takes a lot of courage to stand up and say "genocide is bad".
Finally.
Here. On the internet.
Someone had that courage.
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2026-07-05 20:45:11 CEST

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On nostr I have the freedom to post into the uncaring unlistening irrelevant void *on my own terms*. No one can take this from me.
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2026-07-04 08:05:41 CEST

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This is the correct selection.

2026-06-27 00:50:27 CEST

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Yeah, this is how I feel too.
Same energy as people in the 80's/90's directing their hatred at a good band that "sold out".
Okay, so you want the music at the grocery store to be 100% bad, for eternity? Which is it— do you want to complain about the music being bad, or do you want to win?
It's goblin energy— follow me down into my secret dingy lair where we can feast on garbage, unlike those laughing, restaraunting fools getting ripped off. Don't those idiots know that spaghetti from the dumpster is free?!

2026-06-26 03:47:57 CEST

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2026-06-23 13:52:09 CEST

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😳😮 ... daaamnnn

2026-06-23 13:49:20 CEST

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Rad.
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2026-06-23 13:47:24 CEST

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"No, I think there is a tiny slice of a fire hydrant in that square. See? Right on the edge. You can barely see it."

2026-06-23 13:42:26 CEST

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2026-06-23 01:32:15 CEST

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I don't doubt this.
But for added color:
נפל or NFL (the football league!???) or N-Ph-L means "fall", and can become any part of speech you'd like, depending on where you insert the vowels. Nephilim (or N-Ph-L- Y-M) is just the masculine plural of "fall" (literally "falls"). They translate it as "the fallen ones" or in more idiomatic (dramatic?) English: The Fallen.
But all this is dependent on medieval Hebrew scholarship, and they have to "guess" what the vowels are, and we have to rely on their scholarship for the guesses.
All that said, I would not be surprised if the feminine singular meant Orion, and they just decided to omit that from most of the Biblical scholar lexicons.
Definitely there are secret space program/UFOlogy things at work here.
Good content. 👍

2026-06-22 19:25:11 CEST

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What has our society come to when people riding on a train are now referred to as "customers".

2026-06-20 17:45:58 CEST

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In awe of this post.

2026-06-15 22:04:38 CEST

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Brilliant!
https://blossom.primal.net/a3279f166a4c1a70d84b406bcade5f1b8964bf76999150f9fa65d2dd84973d79.gif

2026-06-14 06:17:13 CEST

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Detroit tap water

2026-06-13 01:35:32 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/762e6be9d03d65ed00316240478db38980f309b51f2b1c21e37724db08d72b33.gif

2026-06-12 23:46:35 CEST

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Reverse Sear is the way

2026-06-12 19:14:43 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/01e2ebfbf38799961c87e81b76ae504740ce2914fb5ea7aa71a471d600bf09bc.jpg

2026-06-11 05:04:29 CEST

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Do you think normies are thinking "AI will hack bitcoin"?

2026-06-10 03:27:03 CEST

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Kurt can't shut up.

2026-06-09 18:07:29 CEST

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Drake meme:
Direct Message no
Dungeon Master yes

2026-06-09 07:30:01 CEST

Cat food bag with a pic of a cat on it guarantees that your cat will contract Cat Kuru.

2026-06-08 21:38:16 CEST

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blamestr

2026-06-08 20:03:19 CEST

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This is the correct spelling

2026-06-08 02:01:54 CEST

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"Did you major in proctology to get this job, or is it just an area where you enjoy fooling around?"

2026-06-07 23:22:31 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/f30a4e4bd26d69d9c7eb30217429a7c1f666b196bbcca22c092fa6a6fc8a5cf7.gif

2026-06-06 06:17:37 CEST

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Maybe that long hair influencer guy who always has his shirt off is Hunter in a wig?

2026-06-03 18:42:11 CEST

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I agree, but maybe we Photoshop out the fans 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/32c7294d5eb8e8095340f35de2248cc9e5edf09f9a41ff448c46ab4db84634aa.jpg
https://blossom.primal.net/a8cee154c9bd784ed1fa735eeb3fb15d3ec25af038129f8da91c3d6f641d522d.jpg

2026-06-01 04:33:45 CEST

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Everyone has bad medical advice. Here is mine:
I'm a huge advocate of TCM (Traditional Chinese Medicine), most recognizable for acupuncture, but they do way more than this.
If you hit the point where the MD's (or The System ™) might be doing more harm than good,
If you get desperate just to See Someone Right Now,
If no one is asking you basic questions, or listening to your weird complaints,
Then a TCM doctor can be a godsend.
It will cost you $50 to $100 for a visit, you don't need insurance, and they will often take you same day or next day.
They specialize in weird unsolvable medical problems. You will think "there is no way this will work, I need science, my body is a 1957 Chevy." It will work, you don't need science, and your body is not a car.
Find one who is ethnically Chinese, whose office is dirty and looks like the set of Gremlins.

2026-06-01 03:25:04 CEST

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jlruXmlsoY

2026-05-28 02:00:59 CEST

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Love this idea

2026-05-28 02:00:18 CEST

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A priest, a rabbi, and 21 million autistic Byzantine generals walk into a bar...

2026-05-27 22:32:42 CEST

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I agree with both of you.
It's a worthless invaluable pointless and important thing.

2026-05-27 05:22:22 CEST

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This is hell closing its doors on us, and not one in a million people can see it.

2026-05-25 11:25:07 CEST

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Finally, a woman with the courage to have sex with a rich guy.

2026-05-22 20:52:32 CEST

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👍 Followed exclusively for using this word.

2026-05-22 17:35:11 CEST

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I read it! Great article 👍
A lot of good ideas in there, but for me your use of virtual desktops was a big "duh! why haven't I been doing that????" 😂

2026-05-22 03:00:33 CEST

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First he needs a bulletproof neck...

2026-05-22 00:38:27 CEST

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🤔 [Studio Exec] now how can we make the island a lesbian...

2026-05-21 23:50:27 CEST

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And yet, for everyone who could not find voice for the thought "I would like my 8th grade teacher magically to transform into a stripper", we are forever in his debt.

2026-05-21 23:34:33 CEST

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I hear if you watch this, God will personally apologize to you afterwards.

2026-05-21 21:53:16 CEST

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This is a better idea than my Adopt a Federal Agent meetup.

2026-05-20 18:48:22 CEST

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Welcome to Nostr: the trick is to kick someone's ass the first day, or become somebody's bitch.

2026-05-20 11:42:26 CEST

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A message of hope.

2026-05-20 11:41:36 CEST

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Important post.

2026-05-20 03:07:31 CEST

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Underestimated the turnout of Grey Aliens voting for the death of mankind.

2026-05-19 17:33:45 CEST

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https://blossom.primal.net/f033b6b495167c85048232aa1044264bde56f9087bed5a8ae7edec18f563b888.jpg

2026-05-19 17:23:35 CEST

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I keep switching it up, and I haven't found a workflow without a fly in the ointment... yet.

2026-05-18 20:22:27 CEST

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🤣

2026-05-18 17:28:07 CEST

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Autism precludes this.

2026-05-16 04:39:02 CEST

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Why would I own a house when I can own this?? I'll just take your house, bitch.
#nevent1q…qf23

2026-05-16 04:37:06 CEST

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Amazing tweet. Post. Nost.
Me too.

2026-05-15 17:49:40 CEST

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This is a good argument, and a hopeful one.
🤔 ... If I had to poke holes (holes you could easily fill with AI):
1. What if AI weren't a "discovery" like the Wright Brothers or Edison; but rather it were a "controlled release" of classified "military" technologies.
2. Then the release-er might not have human flourishing in mind, rather quite the opposite.

2026-05-15 17:30:38 CEST

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Incredible point.
Are they saying my race can't *prompt jockey* ???

2026-05-13 06:59:23 CEST

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If you can dodge a wrench...

2026-05-09 20:58:58 CEST

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I built a calculator app last night and it sucked.

2026-05-07 05:10:26 CEST

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Look, now I own your post as an NFT via a robust digital identity layer. Need angel investors for my Screenshot.ai business.
https://blossom.primal.net/d88bd23e57e346c82993bb817f412d95278100317cb01c9c321bb7d3a2ce5709.jpg

2026-05-07 04:00:32 CEST

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Still got love for the streets
https://blossom.primal.net/145f500e2d54736fd8878a7a14d75e52925ae34743c6b34b6d3ed0e0acf1d5dd.jpg

2026-05-07 01:58:28 CEST

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You can finally get a digital toilet installed in your digital prison.

2026-05-07 01:55:58 CEST

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This kicks ass. I'm legit terrified of this character.

2026-05-06 06:34:40 CEST

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2026-05-06 02:17:02 CEST

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Have you tried to buy *a shirt* lately?

2026-05-06 00:51:42 CEST

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Painful

2026-05-03 01:45:50 CEST

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Damn this is savage

2026-05-02 17:26:16 CEST

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Crickets sing, and birds.

2026-05-02 08:15:46 CEST

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Invest in Debt -> Invest in Gambling -> Invesr in Burglary -> Invest in Cannibalism
You are here.

2026-05-01 17:42:38 CEST

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Because you can always make more children.
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2026-05-01 04:51:30 CEST

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What about a slogan (or at least an ad campaign) that goes for the female vote and leverages your name, (which honestly is begging for it) like:
Proof Not Pamplemousse LaCroix
or
Strawberry-Maga LaCroix

2026-04-29 23:31:34 CEST

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1000 years after we win Robot War 1 ™ , our decendants will wonder why we charged them to use "Fuck You" to mean both hello and goodbye, like aloha or namaste. The Fuck You in me bows to the Fuck You in you. It will come from these times, it will be how we prove we are Men and not Robot Karens.

2026-04-28 22:04:50 CEST

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Fuck— yeah!

2026-04-27 04:25:04 CEST

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Only use case: greatest basketball nickname of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gjCN32V5WE

2026-04-27 03:54:37 CEST

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Wear this every day for the rest of your life like Steve Jobs or the Theranos lady.

2026-04-24 22:29:21 CEST

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2026-04-24 06:11:29 CEST

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2026-04-22 22:52:53 CEST

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🤯🤯🤯

2026-04-22 05:29:45 CEST

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This shit looks incredible.

2026-04-21 20:59:39 CEST

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Really getting in the spirit of this:
ENYA Only tjme pt 2 the sequel https://63dvmlmvh6sxd65q7abane2j23fl4e7hmub4lwdjvl6vwmzlobda.hashtree.cc/htree/nhash1qqsw4x0s6plt0vyvd393kv0cqam6fs6qlmk5z32hppjdul94glykf9c9ypjdczxmyndlneays77mlzcehvu0q5q7daha4uaave6fujufszmh50y8hj5/index.html#/song/npub1jqvh8hfmz5spsxd563jq4h2u3enf092emy94ragn8d9c8t88mrmq06llmf/enya-only-tjme-pt-2-the-sequel-h83fch

2026-04-21 20:44:13 CEST

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Everything I Do https://63dvmlmvh6sxd65q7abane2j23fl4e7hmub4lwdjvl6vwmzlobda.hashtree.cc/htree/nhash1qqsw4x0s6plt0vyvd393kv0cqam6fs6qlmk5z32hppjdul94glykf9c9ypjdczxmyndlneays77mlzcehvu0q5q7daha4uaave6fujufszmh50y8hj5/index.html?htree_c=fd1122f3-243e-4f30-9a76-860737fea5a4#/song/npub1jqvh8hfmz5spsxd563jq4h2u3enf092emy94ragn8d9c8t88mrmq06llmf/everything-i-do-niwkdy

2026-04-21 08:50:31 CEST

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You are an alien from Planet Satoshi. Thank you sir.
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2026-04-17 19:33:40 CEST

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Everybody knows: except every boomer I know.

2026-04-16 18:54:46 CEST

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sudo apt install keepassxc

2026-04-16 00:13:29 CEST

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Your ex-wife signed a mutual release agreement waiving her right to receive alimony or child support.

2026-04-15 18:17:32 CEST

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The smugness of the barista 🤣🤣

2026-04-15 00:27:34 CEST

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Finally, they did it. They created— the flying shoe.
https://blossom.primal.net/3590e203bec03d169d815f780d872e2d52c0e7492f39da02630235fa844eb531.gif

2026-04-14 18:13:25 CEST

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I've been workshopping this take, as a bridge between "Total SYSTEM EXIT" and what you described, i.e. "Being a Dad"—
The idea of a Bitcoin Go-Bag. You've prepared for the worst with your Go-Bag. Now, prepare for the best with your Bitcoin Go-Bag.
How much cash do you keep in your wallet? $20 bucks? $50? $100? $200? Now how much do you keep in your checking account? Paycheck? Two paychecks? $2k? $5k?
Your Bitcoin Go-Bag should be a number between your wallet and your checking account. Now you are prepared for Financial System Collapse. Just like a Go-Bag keeps you ahead of 99% of the population in a crisis, your Bitcoin Go-Bag prepares you for a finanical meltdown.
Now, most people start with a Go-Bag, and they build from there to become Preppers. In the same way, your Bitcoin Go-Bag can be a good first step to becoming a Bitcoin Prepper. This would be somewhere between a Jeff Booth TOTAL SYSTEM EXIT™ and a Bitcoin Go-Bag. As you slowly DCA and modestly add to your stack, you are planting Prepper seeds that will become a garden of financial heirloom tomatoes for your family.
Mom understands that if the system breaks down, being a Prepper will provide food and essentials for her family. Dad understands that if the financial system breaks down, being a Bitcoin Prepper will give the family a shot to avoid financial ruin and possibly to thrive.

2026-04-13 21:47:00 CEST

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Can this tell me if the girl I'm on a date with is on Xanax?

2026-04-13 01:38:35 CEST

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I want to try this in small business.
A CARWASH SO POWERFUL IT WILL KILL YOUR GRANDMA
1 week later...
$199.99/mo for The Full Gramama, Unlimited Washes (subject to vast limitation)

2026-04-11 07:20:10 CEST

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Ramen still exists, so not everyone is 100% dead yet in his future?

2026-04-10 01:11:48 CEST

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🤣
Waiting for the next AI model, named "The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (Special Extended Edition)"

2026-04-09 07:31:10 CEST

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Whoa