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captain of a sailing vessel

building relay.tools

electron microscopic time preference capable

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2026-03-05 07:13:53 CET

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wait, that's not how shilling is supposed to work 😂😅

2026-03-05 07:08:54 CET

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doh, that's.. well good to know. I made some 'improvements' to them, i guess amethyst is the only decoder that works with what I send. anon it is i guess. 🫡

2026-03-05 06:59:00 CET

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damn wagmi?

2026-03-05 06:52:08 CET

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cake doesnt have a decoder for private zaps, ask how I know 😂😇

2026-03-05 06:50:08 CET

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it's the stack that runs multiple relays like relay.tools does. i've been doing some work with supporting more types of relays in the future like orlys

2026-03-05 06:27:20 CET

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critical mass achieved 🏝️

2026-03-05 06:19:23 CET

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haha, true, tho still need to shill you and @ChipTuner into running hubs also.. 😂 geo-distributed hubs everywhere! 🙏🌳

2026-03-05 06:13:29 CET

I know, I always pick the worst times to #shill. Late at night when the audience is like 3 people in Europe and Japan. 😅 Fuk it, I do it anyway.

2026-03-05 06:07:27 CET

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forced to build some very nice haproxy rules, best ive ever made. some openclaw or claude cyborg devoperator will appreciate the beauty of it someday

2026-03-05 06:05:28 CET

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lol, google is like, wait, no only WE can tv scrape! patch the patches!

2026-03-05 06:00:10 CET

oh is it a good night for bothering @The Fishcake (nostr.build) with nostr build stuff? 😁 my one UX problem is that every time I re-login and quick upload, I forget this goes into the non-user uploads and so I loose it later when I go looking and realize I did not do the extra click from logging in -> my profile -> *then upload.
anyway, watching tanel get confused was kindof amusing but, clearly the button is RIGHT there. unlike my issue which deserves fixing 😂
PV cake

2026-03-05 05:53:28 CET

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ah yah, i think im in the clear now tho.. 🙏 a very rough patch for sure..

2026-03-05 05:42:08 CET

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keep what up? i have to be ok with downtime. i am a small fish in a big internet bowl..
granted i take downtime seriously and it makes me sick to my stomach, but.. that's what nostr is designed for. many relays IS the redundancy. not all gathering onto a few.

2026-03-05 05:06:33 CET

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well, I am having a really hard time telling the difference tbh. host was not very forthcoming.
just like nostr, is it an attack? is it simply a huge amount of people genuinely using tor and trying to exit to a relay that will accept them? so many questions, it is exhausting.
just glad it's running again i guess, very tired tho.

2026-03-05 01:07:59 CET

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no problem thank you for noticing 🫡

2026-03-05 00:45:15 CET

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on the websocket? not necessarily but I have been making some changes there. ideally it does not disconnect a websocket that is active and responding to pings, I will try some different settings here now. let me know if it fixes.

2026-03-04 02:58:07 CET

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burgers are cool, but, what's really cool is some pork fried rice from charcoal #webbercrew

2026-03-04 02:14:18 CET

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well if you blocked all of cloudflare and its exits.. i hardly see any normal browsers, i only see amethyst/amber/ribbit/wisp and sometimes a claw lost its mind

2026-03-04 01:14:13 CET

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stay humble, stack SSDs and DDR

2026-03-03 20:43:00 CET

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I'm just looking at user agents.. very nice everyone sets these, makes it easier to help with nostr bug squashing.. 🐛

2026-03-03 20:21:36 CET

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😁 love it haha
do you have any lost claws in there? i am kindof laughing at their shenanigans..

2026-03-03 07:53:54 CET

I do really like this app I built. RelayTools-android. I haven't needed to do a release in a while cause it's working so well. I also have spare capacity on relay.tools if anyone is looking for a relay.
Spent all weekend fending off DDoS attacks from X Y and Z, just to keep the services up for my loyal customer base.
Someone recently told me they won't recommend me as a relay host because they don't know for sure if I'll be up for 3 more years. That was pretty insulting to me, like what? I've already been running 3 years and outlasted companies that spent a million dollars on saturating the relay market, just to disappear. So yeah, if my track record doesn't speak for itself I guess I'm just not shilling hard enough.
There, I shilled. Enjoy your nostr ♥️

2026-03-02 02:42:25 CET

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prob cause apks have the various flavors packed into universal apk or etc. don worry, plenty o networks 😁

2026-03-02 02:38:17 CET

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https://image.nostr.build/ffd217c1924151c7708a6f7dc02277c88c0a22a55cd28cd781e7f45396424f01.gif

2026-03-02 01:32:48 CET

full moon soon. can yah feel it? tldr 2 'days'

2026-03-02 00:24:59 CET

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the other part too is, surfing reddit cost the globe more power than bitcoin mining did. esp if you were in, light mode 😁

2026-03-01 22:54:47 CET

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it's very nice
https://media.tenor.com/2qr5Qa37y3oAAAAC/very-nice-upgrade-samus-paulicelli.gif
https://media.tenor.com/uZ84e_l41IEAAAAC/ilike-borat.gif

2026-03-01 22:40:28 CET

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still, doing 50-100 reqs/second.. avg. that's.. alot.

2026-03-01 22:39:29 CET

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because it kinda doesnt show super well zoomed out like this but i was trying hard to keep it to 50k.. and failed

2026-03-01 22:37:00 CET

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it's all FEs, but yeah the wall is me going into severe emergency mode (spring into action)

2026-03-01 20:27:30 CET

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that forearm strength to hold a whole basket of books like that 😂🔥

2026-03-01 19:26:38 CET

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there could be something to this, I am seeing lots of TOR + okhttp/4.12.0 violating the simultaneous connections threshold. I thought it might just be popular to use tor, but.. it can't be this popular can it? Amethyst uses tor by default and I don't see it triggering the thresholds.. (based on user agent stats)

2026-03-01 01:31:27 CET

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there it goes

2026-03-01 01:29:33 CET

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oh oops, i had relay creation paused, i will unpause now so this can provision. 5m 🙏😁

2026-02-28 22:57:21 CET

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so basically, anything accepting clearnet from an exit node, flood that till it no longer accepts it, and at the same time, make the exit nodes harder to exit from.

2026-02-28 22:26:16 CET

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compute and bandwidth are not variable, however yes I could get bandwidth throttled if i go over (but cost will not overrun)

2026-02-28 22:16:43 CET

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i had a freakout moment, my internet was suspiciously down during this whole thing, and i had to scramble to set my DNS TTLs back because I forgot they were set to 60s for the move. thankfully only cost me an extra 6$.
that'll get your blood pumping. 😂 surprise bills no bueno.

2026-02-28 21:04:50 CET

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the pull down refresh seems buggy, i am trying to untrain myself to do that, i was just mindlessly doing that i realized 😁

2026-02-28 20:16:23 CET

Actually was kindof fun, fending off the DDoS last night. Haven't really had that much excitement for a long while. Once i got back online and sighed relief that they failed to balloon my bills or anything and reminded me that, nostr shit is real shit. It may just seem like failure and a lot of GMs to most but we are building a decentralized network that has made 'the list'. Our biggest users are the ones trying to stop people from communicating. They have a lotta moneys, but we have source codes and many nodes.

2026-02-28 11:36:09 CET

Nostr1 relay operators, rate limits have been put in effect on all relays due to an on-going DDoS attack. Since I have never had to turn this on previously, I am curious if it will have any impact on you. If you see a 403, that means you are on an hour cool-down, and may have your IP blocked for longer if we start to tip over. If you see a 429, try to back off or you will be put on cool-down. The limits should be fairly permissive, but since we have never had to do this before no doubt everyone and their apps are used to unlimited rates.
That's all for now, stay tuned or hmu with any questions via the usual channels. If you need adjustments made we can do that when I return from sleeps.

2026-02-28 10:03:37 CET

my plumbing backed up today, then the relays backed up, and then my internet was offline. interesting day.. fuk.

2026-02-28 07:52:36 CET

stuff is down.. working on it..

2026-02-26 23:38:25 CET

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i think AI is smart to get into.. is the only thing.. it will be like devops of the future

2026-02-26 20:28:13 CET

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noe, don't do that, just search on your cache.. YOU are the search now.

2026-02-26 20:26:31 CET

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i basically live in the replies feed. the one true feed 😂♥️

2026-02-26 20:10:31 CET

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i enjoy these "stories from the trenches", from real people, and you don't even need to quoteboost either because i enjoy many replies just as if they were a quoteboost in my feed. eg. someone took the time to reply (not a botfluencer). anyway, you are seen, is all im saying 🫡😁

2026-02-26 19:55:52 CET

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i mean i booted ya already from my feeds, but you seemed cool befor

2026-02-26 19:55:09 CET

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same. many dupe events gone wild @Pixel Survivor , check your logic pls.

2026-02-26 18:19:23 CET

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this is wild, is this costing you as much as a developer in credits yet? any tips for credit conservation?

2026-02-25 19:00:43 CET

For those who's grants are about to expire. Consider your plans, study the recent failures that had their plans directly invalidated by AI (tailwind, lnbits, .. many others).. Consider the successes (open claw, RedHat). It is very possible there are new opportunities for plans that did not work previously. Whatever you do, don't put it off till the last minute.
Open Source intensifies.
#nevent1q…9gqq

2026-02-25 18:41:32 CET

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I may not be good at products business, but I'm good at professional services business. I think this is the one type of business that open source will continue to support. It's always been this way for me, being in devops most of my career. I would always pick products that were open vs. closed, and this leads to some good outcomes such as the business you work for not being tied into a bunch of 3rd party contracts, more flexibility for the companies needs and integrations, and more employment.
Aside from that, for nostr in particular, the source we generate makes it easier for nostr to spread by training the AI with more code per-capita than other competing ideas like bsky. This snowball effect will eventually lead to more employment opportunities for working on nostr services than for other less popular or closed ideas.
Open source has always been a really hard business to model, very few successes vs. product businesses that draw investment easier and scale without more humans. However, it does still power most of the world's compute so, generally I would say it is possible to succeed. Look at openclaw, this is a good example. There were likely hundereds of product companies that built a similar thing all to be crushed in a few months by open source, and the dev did pretty good for himself. That's a unicorn exit for opensource, the likes of which I am not sure I've ever seen.
This is exciting times, I think nostr did a good job training the AI, and that means all the devs that put effort into it mostly-selflessly made this happen. The code lives on past the abandoned projects and becomes something new faster than ever was possible before.
The downsides and upsides are there for sure, it is worth coming up with an opensource business plan for your company if you choose to go this route so that you can succeed as a business. Blindly running an opensource business without a plan, is not likely to succeed and given it's a lot harder than a product company it should be given more thought and consideration vs. shooting from the hip.

2026-02-25 01:17:19 CET

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i use lnbits for nwc, works amazing

2026-02-25 00:54:21 CET

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i did the amber flow, i don't recall it asking me for perms. also, it should worj in full manual mode imho regardless 🐛

2026-02-25 00:52:26 CET

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first 🐛
https://i.nostr.build/KH2XiNMKTxnVIj6H.jpg

2026-02-25 00:41:56 CET

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hm, i wonder y obtanium complain bout dis, but im omw

2026-02-25 00:35:03 CET

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im here

2026-02-25 00:27:17 CET

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2026-02-24 23:47:12 CET

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don't be sad, just use nip17.. comeon mar

2026-02-24 23:00:11 CET

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not enough drinks for that i guess haha

2026-02-24 22:56:34 CET

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jane street academy

2026-02-24 22:45:36 CET

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hehehe, yeah that first screen is hardcore. but then once you have a spell, you're good to go and barely even have to cast spells cause they're there when you come back.

2026-02-24 22:39:31 CET

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it'z cool, try my spellbook if you want 😎

2026-02-24 22:29:06 CET

I published my first most basic spell. I'm wizard now. https://grimoire.rocks
https://i.nostr.build/LMVDzy6Ifb91hfqI.png

2026-02-24 22:18:53 CET

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I don't have any clients that support nip04. all of android and web have upgraded to NIP17 except for primal web, and it's usually quite broken and I don't like using it at all.

2026-02-24 22:07:48 CET

I've made some changes to giftwraps. If you are a nostr1 operator, you can contact me on simplex, nip17 DM, or noirc.net for additional info.

2026-02-24 09:29:42 CET

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it's a p-tag for each mention, that's what really matters, not the content.

2026-02-24 09:07:31 CET

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it tags, just looks different than you are used to in the content part 😁

2026-02-23 22:48:21 CET

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well, im glad you agree. we can only do so much in this world. compute is either a harness of control, or an amazingly awesome tool. things are and always have been, 'up in the air' perse, regarding how this will play out. linux and GNU won bigtime though, so never forget that
https://media.tenor.com/skt_bLeX6W0AAAAC/no-nope.gif

2026-02-23 22:37:15 CET

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how dare you tempt me by saying cyberdeck via your ai summary! now i expect you to go and immediately build a cyberdeck for your cyberdeck to make up for dis 😁😁😁🏝️

2026-02-23 22:16:45 CET

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i simply don't care. apple is a good example of an attempted takeover of personal compute, and it will fail just like microsoft. (but in a 'successful' way like you said). i spend all my computer time resisting this no matter what it takes, in my personal and professional life. because i am in it for the tech and a firm believer. woz is sad for what happened. and he should be.

2026-02-23 22:10:09 CET

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the gaming normies brought to my attention that discord is available for example on nintendo fukin switch.. so.. yah we have a lot of ground to make up

2026-02-23 22:05:59 CET

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opensauce will always win
only 1515151515 sats in hardware rn to start giving birth to your own deepkimiquen version Infinity
block938023

2026-02-23 21:56:30 CET

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hockey so hardcore, the penalty doubles if there is blood 🏆 and then he went and scored game winner in OT
champ

2026-02-23 21:51:02 CET

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meanwhile, they banned my email just for letting the trial expire 6 months ago 🏝️ can't reactivate. to think they have all the compute in the world and they can't determine a user from a bot.

2026-02-23 21:41:46 CET

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wen #skullofAI
#skullcrew #skullofsatoshi

2026-02-23 21:35:46 CET

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maybe if you checked your private zaps, but you don't so i can only guess what i deserve

2026-02-23 20:43:17 CET

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y not spice it up with some bip110 memes? in my circles we call it "new material" 😂🚑

2026-02-23 20:26:58 CET

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i vibed voice chat for noirc.net, but i did not release it, because I was like.. mm, nobody wants this. 😁😅

2026-02-23 20:19:59 CET

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a lot more than want to join.. the CCP, other state actors, other competing platforms, people that hate nostr, some for the lulz no doubt. the protections aren't there for most nostr users so its extremely easy to exploit.

2026-02-23 20:05:53 CET

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100% it is, and it's both normal users with lots of time on their hands and sophisticated attacks meant to harass people off the protocol. This is based on my own observations of the pattern for the last 3 years..

2026-02-23 19:58:13 CET

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yeah, sorry @Seth I was unable to implement nip29 for relay.tools.. It's somewhat of an unfortunate fork in nostr imho that added so much complication to the backend I just could not justify adding it yet.. I was also waiting to see if "it takes off", which it did not seem to. The stickyness of users frequenting group clients was just not there due to manybugs and lack of native clients/notifications.
I believe some nip29 clients can still use 'normal' relays but the moderation and basically everything is not supported.
I still think relay feeds as groups themselves, are super nice and accomplish much of what we want in a nip29 group. So that has remained my focus (relay centric clients like jumble, relaytools-android, yakihonne)

2026-02-23 19:11:39 CET

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this has definately not gone un-noticed by me, but I'm unsure devs have noticed much because i think these spammers are smart enough not to harrass the devs directly..

2026-02-23 18:45:45 CET

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we tryin'
https://image.nostr.build/0f3f40e0b6e8ca3be8e3244ccc6729735c3a02cea61e5d29d86b9889cc2b7ed6.gif

2026-02-23 18:39:33 CET

had a dream in which we were all using #meshtastic like it was some kind of normal thing. kept struggling with the battery being dead tho. nerd score >9000
😂

2026-02-23 18:30:06 CET

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lemmings, aw I loved that game so much 😅🌱

2026-02-23 17:59:45 CET

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faster horses 🐴

2026-02-23 17:38:46 CET

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ah sorry, precoffee ramblings 😂

2026-02-23 17:25:47 CET

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plug into power, and then when booting hold down power and up button to land and stay on the boot menu till you pick up enough charge to boot. this bootloop is pretty common if your battery is too low.

2026-02-23 06:48:50 CET

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😂😂😂

2026-02-23 06:31:23 CET

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wow, so clean 🔥

2026-02-23 06:27:23 CET

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sometimes that happens when you plug the hose in the wrong end of the shopvac.. 🐛🕊️

2026-02-23 06:22:39 CET

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i guess i jinx'd myself, now i have this diseased traffic too.. are we sure this isnt someone we know or something? 😅 le sigh.

2026-02-23 06:17:23 CET

how's lord of the flies nostr edition doin' tonight? 😁🏝️
https://media.tenor.com/xzvxBPqsYioAAAAC/campfire-bonfire.gif

2026-02-22 19:52:19 CET

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i hope they do train on it.. haha! it'll make em smarter and more soverign minded 🦅🕊️ they'll figure it out eventually i can serve 503s all day if i have to. nostr dont care 😁

2026-02-22 17:26:34 CET

if you are doing experiments on nostr and you have hardcoded nostr21.com, please check your vibe. you're opening 100s of connections/s and it's limiting out.

2026-02-22 17:10:03 CET

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🎉🎉🎉

2026-02-22 16:42:16 CET

50,000 connection limit is being hit for nostr21.com. just silly. theres nothing on there really even. 😂🦅surely nostr ded right? 😅

2026-02-22 16:35:00 CET

hockey such a cool sport 🎉

2026-02-21 21:10:44 CET

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Yeah, I mean.. might as well just let the servers fall over trying to serve it. Because soon, if you're not in the training data, you don't exist. That's why I optimize for serving it vs. blocking it. That's how we win.

2026-02-21 20:32:46 CET

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energy producing apes > gold mining apes