cloud fodder

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Last Notes

2026-07-19 00:06:57 UTC

I used all my thawing meat, to catch crab. Still got hard boiled eggs tho! 😎🦀

2026-07-19 00:05:35 UTC

cookin'
https://cloud.blossom.band/453b84fe18bec34ac6221f835d46089da6ca095e7eb25e0e18941dbc6788720f.jpg

2026-07-19 00:04:12 UTC

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Mega yachts have to worry, even more 😅

2026-07-19 00:02:38 UTC

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Sail boats don't capsize. They are self righting.

2026-07-18 22:51:12 UTC

thanks elon, now I can stream chemical brothers while I boil some crab 🦀 in the middle of NoWheree
https://cloud.blossom.band/5a9861df29cda71a927b9abb7e806c73c6f5d1529bb454f23070ad1e7026ed3b.jpg

2026-07-18 21:39:45 UTC

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I lived aboard and sailed for 6 years. Boat paid for itself now its just
freee 😎 also, yes only by suffer and free exercise for days 😂

2026-07-18 20:35:43 UTC

https://cloud.blossom.band/452fe2d4a320fae79d657662bfd875d4fa4855b90960a3eb14fbc2084da1db8d.jpg

2026-07-18 20:28:46 UTC

https://cloud.blossom.band/7fd5dcac5dae2f52c90f7cb249955cb3562da1dbd65da44bdb4706ca49d7dcde.jpg

2026-07-18 20:27:56 UTC

https://cloud.blossom.band/e1ce53e35dc3d59bf87ca85a813e359d8fcb965cd80bc10ff9eda14f73233ee4.jpg

2026-07-17 18:20:08 UTC

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Epic

2026-07-15 02:45:57 UTC

Next life , all I ask is
To be goofy birb.
https://cloud.blossom.band/255bb83a6f8c71524079adbc3015c4d8264825ad0389fbd07cb1098862f13158.jpg

2026-07-15 02:39:34 UTC

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Picked the wrong day to quit used bidet habit ..

2026-07-15 02:38:35 UTC

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v1.3.2 yes. Everything removed except basic camera for NWC. Can you run your scan again or naw? Thanks!
🌻🌻🌻

2026-07-15 02:31:22 UTC

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stop sellin', and start buying new used bidets

2026-07-15 02:30:45 UTC

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everything moves slow in Iworld, things moved on a few years ago. ah well, i try to keep in touch but bluebubble just makes it harder evera-day.

2026-07-15 02:18:33 UTC

It doesn't have to end like that. For you.
https://image.nostr.build/7c57f5ea730b97cd37f6834df1ef7d6a6bea56d3c0ee9f432cbe1823b4590b5b.png

2026-07-15 02:14:16 UTC

Nothing. I dont use apple products I just observe the 60% of theecosystems that does.
#nevent1q…4zlz

2026-07-15 02:06:59 UTC

gn nostr
https://cloud.blossom.band/e03252ac846394f12fa6ab963711253355fe83a5f5869b93ab284bb7f7d7ac16.jpg
https://cloud.blossom.band/b2dd2fbc81133bcd7b32b189bdb237b5b909f4165cc357bf8bc381ee2dee4117.jpg

2026-07-14 23:18:54 UTC

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sory damus relay yah. reality is reality

2026-07-14 23:03:09 UTC

step 1, would be, signup for https://feeds.relay.tools relay.. it will collect your outbox for you so you don't constantly whine about nostr being ded. You have.. most likely, 16 days.
#nevent1q…rd47

2026-07-14 22:57:33 UTC

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You need a better nostr client, I only saw your reply, on an aggregator relay which means you did not post to any of my (4) relays. But I found it anyway because I run a feed of damus and primal and check it sometimes for kicks...
Anyway. I'm running the results of your scanner now through new audit, to make the squeakiest of cleanest releases and I appreciate your feedback. Results #soon.

2026-07-14 22:49:28 UTC

Live or die, at least you'll be free.
https://image.nostr.build/96b3fdfd0a98a4e752f4211a5806668363c2c24fa8e183e971db40313925a12c.png

2026-07-14 22:46:49 UTC

jumble missing stuf.. prob cause damus dying.

2026-07-14 22:42:27 UTC

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the seemless closing of a physical gate, very asthetically pleasing
#simulation

2026-07-14 22:32:12 UTC

#bloomscrolling update. This guy is a grower.. Not a show-er. #grownostr 🌱
https://cloud.blossom.band/292e45f5f908b7fe9720872b1a858fcc3649bd323a2e814dcec6aad3c659d338.jpg

2026-07-14 22:23:18 UTC

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I can only do so much 😅

2026-07-14 22:21:19 UTC

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Huh, a call to engineer obsolesence the last of the cracked iphone screen hangers on-ers eh? Can't fool them!! 🫠 Sucka doggo

2026-07-14 22:15:17 UTC

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the thing about bangs is you don't grow them.. you cut them, and are screwed.

2026-07-14 21:58:38 UTC

#mood
minus the bangs :)
https://image.nostr.build/ac7a090747f1d4b1fca7e71eaf74b5718c24cdaf9cc62caaaa45f447af64758a.png

2026-07-14 03:19:29 UTC

amazing
Newlay already sprouting forks 🌱🌳🌲
#nevent1q…fdke

2026-07-14 03:15:23 UTC

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Only 1600$ USD per cage.. Engineered Obsolete in a year 😍

2026-07-14 03:14:00 UTC

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IOS rich tho 😂

2026-07-14 02:53:47 UTC

Add it you damus heathens 🍄
#nevent1q…hszk

2026-07-14 01:51:08 UTC

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You were right? Didu see my last post?

2026-07-14 01:45:26 UTC

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fixed i think, thanks

2026-07-14 01:45:09 UTC

RelayTools-android v1.3.1 released.
Fixed:
TLDR: the QR scanner I used had google tracking embedded, and thanks to nostr community, I kicked that to the curb.
ZXing is a plain-Java QR decoder, so swapping it in removed the tracker without changing how the scanner works.
The longer version:
What ZXing is. "Zebra Crossing" — an old, battle-tested open-source barcode library from ~2008. Crucially, it's pure Java: just math that finds and decodes QR patterns in a grayscale image. No Google Play Services, no native binaries, no network calls, no telemetry. That's the whole reason for the swap — ML Kit did the same job but bundled Google's analytics/transport machinery, which is what zapstore flagged as a tracker.
https://i.nostr.build/Dj59R.jpg
https://code.relay.tools
zapstore: https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.relaytools
obtainium: https://apks.relay.tools/apks

2026-07-14 01:38:14 UTC

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hbn, version 1.3.1 switched to raw zxing. ML kit is part of goog play ecosytem. While not necessarily a security problem, it gave away more info than I would want. Thank you for reporting this.
https://code.relay.tools/opensauce/RelayTools-android/-/releases

2026-07-13 21:55:56 UTC

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Cool!! 🌶🌶🌶

2026-07-13 21:49:12 UTC

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Oh, maybe this is just a report of its permissions? Code is open, tell me exactly why and I'll fix https://code.relay.tools

2026-07-13 21:41:02 UTC

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Looking into it, these screenshots are not from my app, and I just opensourced so ... Uninstall this shit and let me know.

2026-07-13 18:29:26 UTC

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are they hatin'? lol, i guess my feeds must filter that 😁🦾

2026-07-13 18:25:48 UTC

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no problem, excited to try this out.

2026-07-13 18:11:47 UTC

@npub1aeh…4nwx I audited this for you, since I am shopping for signers. Looking pretty good. Here were the findings, since they were not very sensitive I put them in a github issue for you.
https://github.com/dmnyc/sidecar/issues/106
#nevent1q…4386

2026-07-13 17:36:44 UTC

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50k+ sustained here on just one relay with only 60 OPs 😂 #grownostr

2026-07-13 17:20:49 UTC

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Its opensauce, verify at will 😎

2026-07-13 17:13:14 UTC

Looking for something? Share link for your profile? Try https://brainstorm.world
https://brainstorm.world/p/npub10npj3gydmv40m70ehemmal6vsdyfl7tewgvz043g54p0x23y0s8qzztl5h
https://image.nostr.build/033c282529a1d57305374a4736fe508aaf0ed0174cbc27ae59fe165bbe2a285f.png

2026-07-13 15:49:19 UTC

Complains bout KYC while building down a path for the exact same thing for video sharing nostr.. 😅 I don't understan.
I guess maybe he's hoping lawls will change given enough momentum and lobby.
#nevent1q…4vzs

2026-07-13 15:35:43 UTC

I wrote a PR to pyramid for adding backup/restore. If you have a github or are a pyramid-head, kindly go add a +1 comment to this. Fiatjaf hates PRs, almost as much as GMs. 😇 But, we will do them anyway.
Would be sad to have this go un-used. https://github.com/fiatjaf/pyramid/pull/36

2026-07-13 15:30:56 UTC

I've also added support for newlay relays to feeds.relay.tools. It can do outbox spidering with AUTH supported! So all those friend's havens, and etc, it can help you go and find those friend's notes.. Without your client melting in your hands or interrupting your family's netflix with 1000s of relay connections.
https://cloud.blossom.band/54a703bda9d03fe010551284233deee8c25780096844b9a145e1d61c6c382460.png

2026-07-13 15:15:28 UTC

It's new, it's a relay. It has full management/status via nostr standard APIs. I've implemented them in RelayTools-android here:
https://cloud.blossom.band/e4d5471428420da1d656469554cdc5dcd4e9f3858ff17e252f1b9fa7f0325cf1.jpg
#nevent1q…zw85

2026-07-13 04:10:48 UTC

Newlay v0.3.1 released also! A new Nostr Relay!
Added backup/restore.
Added NIP-65535 LIMITS support.
This one you can download the apk from the releases if you want the android version, or use the docker guide to install it on a server. It works on both!
https://code.relay.tools/opensauce/Newlay

2026-07-13 04:02:15 UTC

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Its prob nice to know some of this, and maybe add if it makes sens, can refine further..
Seems to me at the very least clients would know if they can read/write 😲

2026-07-13 03:56:07 UTC

RelayTools-android v1.3.0 released.
This is now opensource under MIT license! https://code.relay.tools/opensauce/RelayTools-android
Internal updates, new Quartz, Gradle, Kotlin, and KMP Eventstore.
Nip29 bugfix for crash with manual amber.
Supports advanced management of newlay relays.
zapstore: https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.relaytools
obtainium: https://apks.relay.tools/apks

2026-07-12 21:36:41 UTC

@npub1gcx…nj5z I ressurected your nip about LIMITS, and implemented them with newlay
https://nips.pollerama.fun/#/nip/naddr1qvzqqqrcvypzqlxr9zsgmke2lhuln0nhhml5eq6gnluhjuscyltz3f2z7v4zglqwqy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqq9mjv4kxz7fdvdhkumn9vd6xjmmw94kxjmtfw3es86fmv6

2026-07-12 21:36:08 UTC

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ya, srsly

2026-07-12 21:32:22 UTC

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😭 nak it is then.

2026-07-12 21:24:17 UTC

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oh wow, its all computer 😂

2026-07-12 20:51:56 UTC

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That's ok NIP-65535 incoming https://nips.pollerama.fun/#/nip/naddr1qvzqqqrcvypzqlxr9zsgmke2lhuln0nhhml5eq6gnluhjuscyltz3f2z7v4zglqwqy28wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnyv9kh2uewd9hszrthwden5te0dehhxtnvdakqq9mjv4kxz7fdvdhkumn9vd6xjmmw94kxjmtfw3es86fmv6

2026-07-12 20:31:56 UTC

TIL nip11 only supports integer NIPS 😭

2026-07-12 20:26:28 UTC

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itz ok, I *just released it </hotoffthepress>
heheh, but yeah time slows down as you approach the speed of light

2026-07-12 19:42:35 UTC

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oh you gonna make me add I2P to newlay arent yahhh.. 😅
https://code.relay.tools/opensauce/newlay

2026-07-12 19:17:39 UTC

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I have to retire, I'm going to just pretend I didn't get the memo :) LOL!
They're taking tokenmaxers on a wild ride.. for reals.

2026-07-12 19:02:51 UTC

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sorry, on nostrhub.io .. posting and chatting after logging in like i always do..

2026-07-12 19:02:11 UTC

@npub18am…p424 am I taking crazy pills again? Tryina post a new NIP.. I'm logged in, so clearly it's not that undefined.. Thanks man!
https://cloud.blossom.band/f4477238bb0061b58884448067783d233f52e301add58f67e03656028c2a25bc.png

2026-07-12 18:31:18 UTC

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I'm opensaucing my projects .. Some of which had not been opensauced yet. I wrote a new relay in kotlin. Prob do some announcing today if I can get the builds passing. https://code.relay.tools I've also been collaborating with https://brainstorm.world which is also opensauce.
Much sauce 😅😇

2026-07-12 18:27:53 UTC

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I'm just gonna pretend its over 😃

2026-07-12 17:06:09 UTC

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been working on a ton of nostr projects 😅 some even collaboratively! 🎉

2026-07-12 16:40:58 UTC

last day of fable, then I can retire 😅

2026-07-12 16:31:34 UTC

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yes, the relay holds a key and is a superuser. nothing is encrypted, and that relay key also manages the groups on the relay (like a bot)

2026-07-12 15:56:12 UTC

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(so, similar to IRC but with nostr ident) an IRC server also can see everything..

2026-07-12 15:55:11 UTC

nip29 is not private or encrypted in any way, its just a way to do community groups without tons of noise.. if you run the relay, then it's more hidden because you can gate reading with auth.. #nerdstuff

2026-07-12 15:50:20 UTC

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oh, i deleted the group (but also this client prob doesnt render naddr invites)

2026-07-12 15:17:36 UTC

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its been a while since i tried..

2026-07-12 01:09:43 UTC

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I like to play eyeballs fall asleep on my hair and irritate them 👁😥

2026-07-12 00:16:47 UTC

concord vs. nip29 a #nerdperspective #nerds #devs #nsfw
#naddr1qv…d97j

2026-07-11 23:44:07 UTC

https://i.nostr.build/6gHaxwV00tb435Mv.jpg

2026-07-11 23:30:51 UTC

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My feeds all cool nature and dystopian cities.. Get w the program kat! 😂

2026-07-11 23:29:14 UTC

https://cloud.blossom.band/3f00824d26031ddbb307f31f1bcf4195ebc4d141e0d947aebe53d72b4227064a.jpg
No, I did not buy another ducati..

2026-07-11 23:24:48 UTC

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Then bats for night watch

2026-07-11 23:24:16 UTC

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Aw yah I got a whole fleet of those can attest

2026-07-11 23:23:14 UTC

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They had it on at the gas station. I thought it was cool and left. 😇

2026-07-11 23:18:27 UTC

rolled up and parked with both windows down. well now, thats optimistic 🐳🌊 http://newlay.relay.tools/b4bad021cb6d5b4cc7c3e37900951eb49c3ec859266437a03037b2e5978c3439.jpg

2026-07-11 22:35:03 UTC

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thats SOOOO nice 🥹

2026-07-11 22:28:48 UTC

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i have
easily thawable brat
worst
and sour krauts
yaa we also had it last night 🥹

2026-07-11 22:26:03 UTC

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#winning #foodstr #recipestr

2026-07-11 22:23:06 UTC

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all i got are some leftover garlic mashed yukon potatoes 🥹

2026-07-11 22:21:12 UTC

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yuck stainless 🌱🌱🌱jk haha!

2026-07-11 22:19:50 UTC

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342

2026-07-11 22:07:39 UTC

dare you to try this.. ya, know i's saturday evening.
https://code.relay.tools/opensauce/newlay
i don care!! haha.
v1.0.1 or something, released.

2026-07-11 22:01:12 UTC

artifacts you say? 😅
https://i.nostr.build/aUGhCBhhd7RFkbEB.heic

2026-07-11 21:53:08 UTC

It compiled. #nsfw https://code.relay.tools/opensauce/newlay/-/releases #nerdstuff

2026-07-11 20:58:18 UTC

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🌻

2026-07-11 20:33:22 UTC

RelayTools-android v1.2.1 released!
This is just some fixes. We gonna release fast, with no ragrates.
Cause why not?
- fix: ConcurrentModificationException crash in the relay monitor client on flow teardown
- fix: OOM from multiplied 20k-profile caches — QuartzNativeProfileService is now a process-wide singleton
- fix: "couldn't open the group (not connected)" — quoted-note fetches no longer hijack the main relay connection
- feature: #hashtags in content are auto-tagged as NIP-24 t tags on notes, replies, comments, and topics
https://zapstore.dev/apps/tools.relay.relaytools
obtainium: https://apks.relay.tools/apks

2026-07-11 19:42:12 UTC

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try dis:
Join #newlay-development on nostr:
#naddr1qq…fq4a
Invite code: 53UE5757

2026-07-11 19:40:22 UTC

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quite a few, i have a full automated agent driven testing pipeline

2026-07-11 19:28:13 UTC

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http://newlay.relay.tools/448ba7c2749a23a07ac96f798c49ca47716ec3a90823e204a11bb58321a71256.png

2026-07-11 19:02:35 UTC

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http://newlay.relay.tools/c346d3fbebb2083f85a217de2a71de9bdab5be240f23e27d5691ca5c9eeb8078.jpg

2026-07-11 18:50:08 UTC

👀
http://newlay.relay.tools/e8082a9317d369a6df77fc8f354867cb1cba194b8d622219ddbc3d9a307e0d36.png

2026-07-11 18:35:28 UTC

https://newlay.relay.tools/93c8af8144060aaad8086fca3e2abb28fcba27199bcce7006be26805ed0d1b92.png
get pamped.
https://i.nostr.build/MyoKHYV1Z14BDtZd.gif

2026-07-11 18:17:00 UTC

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i saw it and was very afraid haha!