mrecheese 🧀

If you don't get it or don't understand, I do have time to explain it to you.
https://github.com/Coldcard/firmware/commit/37e4af5451c260c1e7d429fe8972c4cb5e68ee59

2026-08-02 06:28:30 UTC

https://mrecheese.blossom.band/8f4d6c3be27f326781eade401733d70173302dc8a0a0e3a6d63de4dea5f555a7.jpg

2026-08-02 04:52:13 UTC

Got the security warning email to a one-off address I created and used via anonaddy years ago. Used once then and only with Coinkite.
Bugs are bugs.
Lies are a choice.

2026-08-02 04:40:09 UTC

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WTF? I don't remember deleting this. Njump link: https://njump.me/nevent1qqs9ru432gy8qaze2ccsanppg6ezqz5ye75yzjt0cvfc6e8965shc0qpz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj7q3qmrechz2tgtmspqc9e6l30dyfy4j57g43srzcvxupzs0cpn8h9pyqqvpxk2

2026-08-02 04:36:19 UTC

Hey why not bring this up again while we're at it.
Emails not deleted, customer data getting skimmed, no response, blame it on Ledger.
#nevent1q…pxk2

2026-07-31 13:24:35 UTC

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Testes in your simplex

2026-07-31 13:18:39 UTC

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Dang dude that sucks. I hope there's more time with the Mk4. I don't know how much compute it will take or how much they can throw at it.
Thanks for checking on us. Send the woman an invite and let me try adding you again. I couldn't get a message to you, either.

2026-07-31 13:12:38 UTC

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😘😘

2026-07-31 13:12:14 UTC

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All over it. We are good. Yarncorn and Juniorcorn and Cheesecorn secured. Cleaning up two friends in person today who have Mk4 just to be safe.
FYI, CC Mk4 NFC with Nunchuk on iOS is total shit. Could not transfer transaction, so funds could not be moved last night.
Also FYI, check your fucking USB cables and SD cards so they aren't old and shitty when you need to use a signing device. Those funds also could not be moved last night.

2026-07-31 12:02:46 UTC

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I'm here. Stand by.

2026-07-31 02:17:04 UTC

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😂 Yes.

2026-07-30 23:55:30 UTC

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Somehow we manage to be super boring, though.

2026-07-30 16:35:24 UTC

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Also at a point. Like...not just any point, but a POINT.

2026-07-30 16:26:35 UTC

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I'm fatter than I should be and I can drive like hell. Never catch me in traffic. I'm like a 30 lbs overweight Transporter in a shittier car. My chins jiggle gleefully as I speed past Yodl.

2026-07-30 16:05:49 UTC

You're damn right I do.
#nevent1q…p3kt

2026-07-30 12:54:36 UTC

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I was myself having a very busy day. It included talking for an hour about how we need to set up a meeting with software people so we can add a feature to approve a line item and quickly advance through database records when there is a green arrow button clearly on the screen and another button that says "approve and next" and I'm wondering if surrounded by retards or on some kind of reality show.

2026-07-29 05:47:46 UTC

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Didn't you get kicked out of your own club?

2026-07-27 12:30:43 UTC

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It is pretty cool. Kinda feels like the best implementation is to keep a paper in your pocket with "phone pw: 953itdcb$67-driDAJgr578" written on it. Then THEY wiped the phone, not you.
I am not a lawyer and this is not criminal advice. We need @nprofile…86zd for that.

2026-07-27 03:52:45 UTC

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Edward Snowden is pretty much THE fed.

2026-07-27 00:19:11 UTC

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Snowden boosted it.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/8fa0aed5ee04b39db7c45bc0f0cc37b8c018a092665056808fb706adff7cca48.jpg

2026-07-26 23:01:47 UTC

For those who are curious about the duress password mentioned in the article.
#nevent1q…mdp6
#nevent1q…v5eh

2026-07-25 21:14:18 UTC

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Hope you didn't ship it to your house.

2026-07-25 13:32:27 UTC

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She's indisposed, but I will tell you about a thing called UTC and the number 00:00.

2026-07-25 00:52:44 UTC

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I have a D70. It's still a great camera. I shot a few things with a Zeiss 35mm prime and the color is outrageous. There's a fair demand for these CCD cameras still.

2026-07-24 14:30:01 UTC

I had to use iOS and Windows.
I forgot what it was like.
Congrats, though, for eliminating third-party bloatware in favor of first-party bloatware. Massive progress there. Huge.

2026-07-24 03:21:17 UTC

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I'll take it.

2026-07-23 23:40:21 UTC

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I was reposted by Snowden once. Don't know what that buys me, but I thought it was pretty cool.

2026-07-23 04:11:39 UTC

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Everybody wins.

2026-07-23 04:05:02 UTC

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All I see is feet, sorry. The dongers are For Your Eyes Only.

2026-07-23 03:53:29 UTC

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https://mrecheese.blossom.band/1685c80ce94c7946d9d70a57f3d234a19727293c092938851a4168a16f260963.jpg

2026-07-23 02:38:42 UTC

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With the things we've found out about all these characters from history and the present, when someone says they were eating babies and worshipping satan, I do tend to just believe it. If you were betting on them all being devil worshippers, you'd win more than you lose.

2026-07-23 01:58:57 UTC

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According to that, he made up his own name, so who knows. It's just one of those things where the only certainty is uncertainty. 😂

2026-07-22 11:48:18 UTC

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Not too rabbit-hole-ish, here's one that says straight out they never found any evidence of that guy and his 007 letters. I also particularly enjoyed the bus driver with his finger gun. I'm glad you brought it up because I apparently bookmarked that site at some point and proceeded to forget all about it.
https://literary007.com/2021/09/07/the-origins-of-the-007-prefix/

2026-07-21 20:15:14 UTC

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I tried the Violet Beauregarde gum thing and it didn't end well.

2026-07-21 20:11:38 UTC

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Oh I saw stuff saying the whole John Dee thing is complete bunk. But I'm not dying on any of those hills for sure. Like I said, I'm only a toilet-level authority. 😂
Roald Dahl is in that mix, too, with Crowley, etc.

2026-07-21 18:36:04 UTC

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Ugh. Gross.

2026-07-21 18:35:30 UTC

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Permission denied.

2026-07-21 18:34:39 UTC

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I wish they'd say it up front.
"Hello, I am here to list all of my problems, and I do not wish to solve any of them."
Then at least I could save myself an hour or so and leave at the beginning.

2026-07-21 18:30:30 UTC

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Raise your hand if you've ever been hug-raped by the crazy yarn lady.
✋

2026-07-21 18:28:10 UTC

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There are about 400 theories about that, and all of them seem nonsensical or plausible.
He did have some documented meetings with Crowley, so for sure it played a part. Lots of stuff talks about the Crowley/Le Chiffre/Blofeld link, which suggest maybe Fleming wasn't an occultist, what with making the Crowley-esque characters the bad guys and all.
I don't know what I'm taking about, but I once did some research on this while on the toilet.

2026-07-21 15:53:11 UTC

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InB4 the defensive drunks show up lol

2026-07-20 04:46:11 UTC

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That poor man has lost his damn mind.

2026-07-19 23:58:20 UTC

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Talking to you, Damus users. 🤣

2026-07-19 12:52:14 UTC

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I was going to get mad, but fortunately I have my St. Bernard here at the restaurant for support.

2026-07-19 12:38:56 UTC

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I feel this deeply.

2026-07-18 07:59:17 UTC

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When I find a device that needs a missing special cable, I just throw the device out, too.
https://i.nostr.build/XVDaW.png

2026-07-17 18:54:33 UTC

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You know damn well I've been drinking, it's YOUR booze.

2026-07-17 18:53:41 UTC

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The Heltec comes with a little case.
https://store.rokland.com/products/heltec-wifi-lora-32v3?variant=41847224664147

2026-07-17 12:20:39 UTC

It's easier then it has ever been to make thoughts into reality, and also harder than it has ever been to make people think.

2026-07-17 04:47:43 UTC

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We're staying for the 5% of 7 users that stick around.

2026-07-16 23:56:31 UTC

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https://i.nostr.build/ognppm3RPseFQsnV.gif

2026-07-16 18:44:24 UTC

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@nprofile…wl7z this is your moment.

2026-07-16 15:16:50 UTC

Good morning. Haven't heard from you in a while, and I was worried, so I had my cop buddy check on you. He said you drive right by my house every day. Is something wrong? I thought we were friends? He said you have your phone with you, so why won't you answer when I call?
#deflock

2026-07-15 13:30:45 UTC

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Crap, no photos. We just use a local lab for those. They can buy the stupid ink when it dries up between prints.

2026-07-15 13:27:15 UTC

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I bought a Brother HL-L3280CDW and it is literally the best printer I've ever owned. It just works, every time, and it takes the cheap toner. Network printing actually works, also.

2026-07-14 11:59:46 UTC

Good morning. I had my cop buddy check to see if you were really home sick today, or if you were out driving around.

2026-07-13 20:49:00 UTC

Only 2,460 to go.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/57d1b36a9959ede44241711e77049dfa13cbd9f217d4d46acb74c447b3614d65.jpg
#nevent1q…r5hv

2026-07-13 17:14:30 UTC

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That dude has wanted centralization and censorship from day one. He tried to make it sound like the 4 people using nostr were killing gays and raping women 24/7 so he could get a block list going.

2026-07-13 05:45:18 UTC

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Too many people underestimate the power of occasionally standing still.

2026-07-13 00:36:23 UTC

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That exists, but not in a hat. Not yet, anyway.

2026-07-12 04:57:05 UTC

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I'll tell you anyway. 😂
That's where they sleep all night for 2 nights. You don't sleep, though, because you figure the kid has died or something, so you wake up to check every 10 minutes. The third or fourth night, you actually figure the nightmare is over, and you sleep like you've never slept before. Then the fifth or sixth night, you start telling people how FINALLY this baby is sleeping through the night. About a day or two after that, the child screams in the middle of the night and never stops. Ever. The end.

2026-07-12 01:14:33 UTC

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https://relay.21mil.me/06ae060e8dc8b728caaa218ab4f1e6ce7c23d5d52feea4fd0b3d4d628e464c87.gif

2026-07-12 00:54:44 UTC

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You've almost made it to the "sleeps all night" fakeout.

2026-07-11 18:18:20 UTC

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"I've moved on to other things."

2026-07-11 16:12:08 UTC

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Solid move. Sing out if you ever need any help with it.

2026-07-11 14:48:10 UTC

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Keep your dirty fingers off my shirkidiriki or whatever.

2026-07-11 14:42:48 UTC

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No.

2026-07-11 06:29:14 UTC

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Wait I got this...
sudo Ctrl-z
All better now.

2026-07-11 04:44:18 UTC

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Oh shit sorry bro. 🙏

2026-07-11 03:27:22 UTC

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Oh they are, I assure you.

2026-07-11 03:16:47 UTC

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You're damn right about that one. 💪💪💪💪

2026-07-11 03:13:23 UTC

Let me see if this works...
sudo rm -rf retards

2026-07-11 02:53:12 UTC

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It would work on my wife for sure.

2026-07-10 15:46:11 UTC

@nprofile…9ud8
@nprofile…7t8r

2026-07-09 01:33:57 UTC

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Also watch Facing Nolan to really appreciate the pitching.

2026-07-09 01:32:48 UTC

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The movie.

2026-07-09 00:53:34 UTC

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The Sandlot will tell you everything you need to know.

2026-07-08 23:18:28 UTC

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Pick from a list, or off. Options win every time, almost, but not quite, 67% of the time, give or take a standard deviation, usually.

2026-07-08 17:40:06 UTC

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🫃

2026-07-08 17:37:53 UTC

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That's super accurate though.

2026-07-08 17:35:18 UTC

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The little taqueria I used to go to did the skillet method and had it every day. It wasn't "real" machacado since it wasn't technically dried, but the gringo couldn't tell the difference. 😂

2026-07-08 17:05:48 UTC

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You should take a stab at machacado sometime. You basically just need to dry or crisp up the beef first.

2026-07-08 16:21:36 UTC

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That tracks.
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/c1e69c592f6d18de7d3366ed5c98aa99c7c37bc63331ac81634e2aeb159acf02.jpg

2026-07-08 14:44:30 UTC

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2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9RjLnu2IKg

2026-07-08 14:34:30 UTC

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I'm a licensed influencer now. 😂
https://mrecheese.blossom.band/3b2803d6070bed96f6056098e04251d1a892b4dd1994e7a5e032f05c3f0c1242.jpg

2026-07-08 00:16:31 UTC

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Hey I stayed out of the mayo debate.

2026-07-07 22:28:33 UTC

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Oops my autocorrect borked the command. 40 years more suffering, sorry.

2026-07-07 22:27:08 UTC

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sudo rm - rf uterus

2026-07-07 20:25:41 UTC

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It's funny that you still talk to people, you silly goose.

2026-07-07 17:16:57 UTC

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I touch the door handle in case there's a fire on the other side.
In other news, they're biting glass over in @nprofile…ryd2's thread.

2026-07-07 17:14:19 UTC

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There is possibly a connection here because your fellow glass-eater @nprofile…c5gs also does not bite popsicles or ice cream. More research is needed.

2026-07-07 17:12:28 UTC

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😂 Just testing.

2026-07-07 16:48:34 UTC

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I've added a couple of cameras with the app. You can edit with an OSM account.

2026-07-07 16:46:47 UTC

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Do you bite ice cream or popsicles?

2026-07-07 16:36:26 UTC

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He's not taking the ASIC itself apart. More like taking the heatsinks off the hash board.
https://i.nostr.build/wGOyO.jpg
🤣

2026-07-07 16:26:46 UTC

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She's really getting a lot out of it and having a blast. I'm just glad I could help her by setting this up.

2026-07-07 16:24:05 UTC

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I got a dude to use Signal once. The next time I talked to him, he was going to sovcit group meetings and trying to make a hidden radio closet like he had joined the resistance. Started telling me I should check it out since I was into that sort of thing. 😑
Some people are just wired to go off the deep end.

2026-07-07 16:15:28 UTC

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https://mrecheese.blossom.band/a5f420650ba21e56b6a3f890509bc31cda76e3d96746482a8b53f98a70de4ae9.jpg

2026-07-07 01:40:45 UTC

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That line about how strong his neck was is such pure PT Barnum-level bullshit that it makes me walk funny when I think about it.

2026-07-06 23:08:19 UTC

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@nprofile…datl can definitely help with this. We were kicking around direct solar power one night in the Corny Chat. I am for sure doing it his way when I get ready.